B.H. Ex Rel. Hawk v. Easton Area School District , 725 F.3d 293 ( 2013 )


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    UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
    FOR THE THIRD CIRCUIT
    _______________
    No. 11-2067
    _______________
    B.H., A MINOR, BY AND THROUGH HER MOTHER;
    JENNIFER HAWK; K.M., A MINOR BY AND
    THROUGH HER MOTHER;
    AMY MCDONALD-MARTINEZ
    v.
    EASTON AREA SCHOOL DISTRICT,
    Appellant
    _______________
    On Appeal from the United States District Court
    For the Eastern District of Pennsylvania
    (D.C. Civil Action No. 5-10-cv-06283)
    District Judge: Honorable Mary A. McLaughlin
    _______________
    Argued on April 10, 2012
    Rehearing En Banc Ordered on August 16, 2012
    Argued En Banc February 20, 2013
    _______________
    Before: McKEE, Chief Judge, SLOVITER, SCIRICA,
    RENDELL, AMBRO, FUENTES, SMITH, FISHER,
    CHAGARES, JORDAN, HARDIMAN,
    GREENAWAY, JR., VANASKIE, and GREENBERG,
    Circuit Judges
    (Opinion filed: August 5, 2013)
    Keely J. Collins
    John E. Freund, III     [ARGUED]
    Jeffrey T. Tucker
    King, Spry, Herman, Freund & Faul
    One West Broad Street, Suite 700
    Bethlehem, PA 18018
    Counsel for Appellant
    Seth F. Kreimer
    University of Pennsylvania School of Law
    3400 Chestnut Street
    Philadelphia, PA 19104
    Mary Catherine Roper [ARGUED]
    American Civil Liberties Union of Pennsylvania
    P.O. Box 40008
    Philadelphia, PA 19106
    Molly M. Tack-Hooper
    Berger & Montague
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    1622 Locust Street
    Philadelphia, PA 19103
    Witold J. Walczak
    American Civil Liberties Union
    313 Atwood Street
    Pittsburgh, PA 15213
    Counsel for Appellees
    Sean A. Fields
    Pennsylvania School Boards Association
    400 Bent Creek Boulevard
    P.O. Box 2042
    Mechanicsburg, PA 17055
    Counsel for Amicus Appellant
    Wilson M. Brown, III
    Kathryn E. Deal
    Drinker, Biddle & Reath
    18th & Cherry Streets
    One Logan Square, Suite 2000
    Philadelphia, PA 19103
    Rory Wicks
    Gary L. Sirota
    1140 South Coast Highway 101
    Encinitas, CA 92024
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    Amy R. Arroyo
    2251 Las Palmas Drive
    Carlsbad, CA 92011
    Wayne Pollock
    Dechert LLP
    2929 Arch Street, 18th Floor Cira Centre
    Philadelphia, PA 19104
    Frank D. LoMonte
    Laura Napoli
    Student Press Law Center
    1101 Wilson Boulevard, Suite 1100
    Arlington, VA 22209
    Terry L. Fromson
    Carol E. Tracey
    Women’s Law Project
    125 South 9th Street, Suite 300
    Philadelphia, PA 19107
    David L. Cohen
    3320 Market Street, Suite 232
    Philadelphia, PA 19104
    Counsel for Amici Appellees
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    _______________
    OPINION
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    SMITH, Circuit Judge, with whom McKEE, Chief
    Judge, SLOVITER, SCIRICA, RENDELL, AMBRO,
    FUENTES, FISHER, and VANASKIE, Circuit Judges
    join.
    Once again, we are asked to find the balance
    between a student’s right to free speech and a school’s
    need to control its educational environment. In this case,
    two middle-school students purchased bracelets bearing
    the slogan “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” as part of
    a     nationally recognized        breast-cancer-awareness
    campaign. The Easton Area School District banned the
    bracelets, relying on its authority under Bethel School
    District No. 403 v. Fraser, 
    478 U.S. 675
     (1986), to
    restrict vulgar, lewd, profane, or plainly offensive speech,
    and its authority under Tinker v. Des Moines Independent
    Community School District, 
    393 U.S. 503
     (1969), to
    restrict speech that is reasonably expected to substantially
    disrupt the school. The District Court held that the ban
    violated the students’ rights to free speech and issued a
    preliminary injunction against the ban.
    We agree with the District Court that neither
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    Fraser nor Tinker can sustain the bracelet ban. The
    scope of a school’s authority to restrict lewd, vulgar,
    profane, or plainly offensive speech under Fraser is a
    novel question left open by the Supreme Court, and one
    which we must now resolve. We hold that Fraser, as
    modified by the Supreme Court’s later reasoning in
    Morse v. Frederick, 
    551 U.S. 393
     (2007), sets up the
    following framework: (1) plainly lewd speech, which
    offends for the same reasons obscenity offends, may be
    categorically restricted regardless of whether it
    comments on political or social issues, (2) speech that
    does not rise to the level of plainly lewd but that a
    reasonable observer could interpret as lewd may be
    categorically restricted as long as it cannot plausibly be
    interpreted as commenting on political or social issues,
    and (3) speech that does not rise to the level of plainly
    lewd and that could plausibly be interpreted as
    commenting on political or social issues may not be
    categorically restricted. Because the bracelets here are
    not plainly lewd and because they comment on a social
    issue, they may not be categorically banned under
    Fraser. The School District has also failed to show that
    the bracelets threatened to substantially disrupt the school
    under Tinker. We will therefore affirm the District
    Court.
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    I.
    A.    Factual background
    As a “leading youth focused global breast cancer
    organization,” the Keep A Breast Foundation tries to
    educate thirteen- to thirty-year-old women about breast
    cancer. Br. of Amicus Curiae KABF at 13. To that end,
    it often partners with other merchants to co-brand
    products that raise awareness. And because it believes
    that young women’s “negative body image[s]” seriously
    inhibit their awareness of breast cancer, the Foundation’s
    products often “seek[] to reduce the stigma by speaking
    to young people in a voice they can relate to.” 
    Id.
     at 14–
    15. If young women see such awareness projects and
    products as cool and trendy, the thinking goes, then they
    will be more willing to talk about breast cancer openly.
    To “start a conversation about that taboo in a light-
    hearted way” and to break down inhibitions keeping
    young women from performing self-examinations, the
    Foundation began its “I ♥ Boobies!” initiative. 
    Id.
     at 20–
    21. Part of the campaign included selling silicone
    bracelets of assorted colors emblazoned with “I ♥
    Boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” and “check y♥urself!
    (KEEP A BREAST).” 
    Id.
     at 21–22. The Foundation’s
    website address (www.keep-a-breast.org) and motto
    (“art. education. awareness. action.”) appear on the inside
    of the bracelet. 
    Id.
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    As intended, the “I ♥ Boobies” initiative was a hit
    with young women, quickly becoming one of the
    Foundation’s “most successful and high profile
    educational campaigns.” 
    Id.
     at 20–21. Two of the young
    women drawn to the bracelets were middle-school
    students B.H. and K.M. They purchased the bracelets
    with their mothers before the 2010–2011 school year—
    B.H. because she saw “a lot of [her] friends wearing” the
    bracelets and wanted to learn about them, and K.M.
    because of the bracelet’s popularity and awareness
    message. App. 72, 92, 106, 442.
    But the bracelets were more than just a new
    fashion trend. K.M.’s purchase prompted her to become
    educated about breast cancer in young women. The girls
    wore their bracelets both to commemorate friends and
    relatives who had suffered from breast cancer and to
    promote awareness among their friends. Indeed, their
    bracelets started conversations about breast cancer and
    did so far more effectively than the more-traditional pink
    ribbon. App. 73–74. That made sense to B.H., who
    observed that “no one really notices” the pink ribbon,
    whereas the “bracelets are new and . . . more appealing to
    teenagers.” App. 74.
    B.H., K.M., and three other students wore the “I ♥
    boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets at Easton Area
    Middle School during the 2010–2011 school year. A few
    teachers, after observing the students wear the bracelets
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    every day for several weeks, considered whether they
    should take action. The teachers’ responses varied: One
    found the bracelets offensive because they trivialized
    breast cancer. Others feared that the bracelets might lead
    to offensive comments or invite inappropriate touching.
    But school administrators also believed that middle-
    school boys did not need the bracelets as an excuse to
    make sexual statements or to engage in inappropriate
    touching. See, e.g., Viglianti Test., App. 196, 198
    (testifying that such incidents “happened before the
    bracelets” and were “going to happen after the bracelets”
    because “sexual curiosity between boys and girls in the
    middle school is . . . a natural and continuing thing”).
    In mid- to late September, four or five teachers
    asked the eighth-grade assistant principal, Amy
    Braxmeier, whether they should require students to
    remove the bracelets.       The seventh-grade assistant
    principal, Anthony Viglianti, told the teachers that they
    should ask students to remove “wristbands that have the
    word ‘boobie’ written on them,” App. 343, even though
    there were no reports that the bracelets had caused any
    in-school disruptions or inappropriate comments.1
    1
    In mid-October before the ban was publicly announced,
    school administrators received some unrelated reports of
    inappropriate touching, but neither the word “boobies”
    nor the bracelets were considered a cause of these
    incidents.
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    With     Breast    Cancer    Awareness      Month
    approaching in October, school administrators
    anticipated that the “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)”
    bracelets might reappear.2 The school was scheduled to
    observe Breast Cancer Awareness Month on October 28,
    so the day before, administrators publicly announced, for
    the first time, the ban on bracelets containing the word
    “boobies.”       Using the word “boobies” in his
    announcement, Viglianti notified students of the ban over
    the public-address system, and a student did the same on
    the school’s television station. The Middle School still
    encouraged students to wear the traditional pink, and it
    provided teachers who donated to Susan G. Komen for
    the Cure with either a pin bearing the slogan
    “Passionately Pink for the Cure” or a T-shirt reading
    “Real Rovers Wear Pink.”
    Later that day, a school security guard noticed
    B.H. wearing an “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)”
    bracelet and ordered her to remove it. B.H. refused.
    After meeting with Braxmeier, B.H. relented, removed
    her bracelet, and returned to lunch. No disruption
    occurred at any time that day.
    The following day, B.H. and K.M. each wore their
    “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets to observe
    2
    The Middle School permits students to wear the
    Foundation’s “check y♥urself (KEEP A BREAST)”
    bracelets.
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    the Middle School’s Breast Cancer Awareness Day. The
    day was uneventful—until lunchtime. Once in the
    cafeteria, both girls were instructed by a school security
    guard to remove their bracelets. Both girls refused.
    Hearing this encounter, another girl, R.T., stood up and
    similarly refused to take off her bracelet. Confronted by
    this act of solidarity, the security guard permitted the
    girls to finish eating their lunches before escorting them
    to Braxmeier’s office. Again, the girls’ actions caused no
    disruption in the cafeteria, though R.T. told Braxmeier
    that one boy had immaturely commented either that he
    also “love[d] boobies” or that he “love[d] her boobies.”
    Braxmeier spoke to all three girls, and R.T. agreed
    to remove her bracelet. B.H. and K.M. stood firm,
    however, citing their rights to freedom of speech. The
    Middle School administrators were having none of it.
    They punished B.H. and K.M. by giving each of them
    one and a half days of in-school suspension and by
    forbidding them from attending the Winter Ball. The
    administrators notified the girls’ families, explaining only
    that B.H. and K.M. were being disciplined for
    “disrespect,” “defiance,” and “disruption.”
    News of the bracelets quickly reached the rest of
    the Easton Area School District, which instituted a
    district-wide ban on the “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A
    BREAST)” bracelets, effective on November 9, 2010.
    The only bracelet-related incident reported by school
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    administrators occurred weeks after the district-wide ban:
    Two girls were talking about their bracelets at lunch
    when a boy who overheard them interrupted and said
    something like “I want boobies.” He also made an
    inappropriate gesture with two red spherical candies.
    The boy admitted his “rude” comment and was
    suspended for one day.3
    This was not the first time the Middle School had
    banned clothing that it found distasteful. Indeed, the
    School District’s dress-code policy prohibits “clothing
    imprinted with nudity, vulgarity, obscenity, profanity,
    and double entendre pictures or slogans.”4 Under the
    policy, seventh-grade students at the Middle School have
    been asked to remove clothing promoting Hooters and
    Big Pecker’s Bar & Grill, as well as clothing bearing the
    phrase “Save the ta-tas” (another breast-cancer-
    awareness slogan). Typically, students are disciplined
    only if they actually refuse to remove the offending
    apparel when asked to do so.
    B.    Procedural history
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    After the district-wide ban was in place, there were
    several incidents of middle-school boys inappropriately
    touching girls, but they were unrelated to the “I ♥
    boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets.
    4
    B.H. and K.M. do not assert a facial challenge to the
    constitutionality of the dress-code policy.
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    Through their mothers, B.H. and K.M. sued the
    School District under 
    42 U.S.C. § 1983.5
     Compl., ECF
    No. 1 ¶ 3, B.H. v. Easton Area Sch. Dist., No. 5:10-CV-
    06283-MAM (E.D. Pa. Nov. 15, 2010). They sought a
    temporary restraining order allowing them to attend the
    Winter Ball and a preliminary injunction against the
    bracelet ban. B.H. v. Easton Area Sch. Dist., 
    827 F. Supp. 2d 392
    , 394 (E.D. Pa. 2011). At the District
    Court’s urging, the School District reversed course and
    permitted B.H. and K.M. to attend the Winter Ball while
    retaining the option to impose a comparable punishment
    if the bracelet ban was upheld. 
    Id.
     The District Court
    accordingly denied the motion for a temporary
    restraining order. 
    Id.
    The District Court conducted an evidentiary
    hearing on the request for a preliminary injunction. It
    soon became clear that the School District’s rationale for
    disciplining B.H. and K.M. had shifted. Although B.H.’s
    and K.M.’s disciplinary letters indicated only that they
    were being disciplined for “disrespect,” “defiance,” and
    “disruption,” the School District ultimately based the ban
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    The District Court had both federal-question
    jurisdiction under 
    28 U.S.C. § 1331
     and § 1983
    jurisdiction under 
    28 U.S.C. § 1343
    (a)(3). See Max v.
    Republican Comm. of Lancaster Cnty., 
    587 F.3d 198
    , 199
    n.1 (3d Cir. 2009).
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    on its dress-code policy6 together with the bracelets’
    alleged sexual innuendo. According to the School
    District’s witnesses, the Middle School assistant
    principals had conferred and concluded that the bracelets
    “conveyed a sexual double entendre” that could be
    harmful and confusing to students of different physical
    and sexual developmental levels. Sch. Dist.’s Br. at 9.
    And the principals believed that middle-school students,
    who often have immature views of sex, were particularly
    likely to interpret the bracelets that way. For its part, the
    Foundation explained that no one there “ever suggested
    that the phrase ‘I (Heart) Boobies!’ is meant to be sexy.”
    App. 150. To that end, the Foundation had denied
    requests from truck stops, convenience stores, vending
    machine companies, and pornographers to sell the
    6
    Even the Middle School administrators seemed unsure
    which words would be prohibited by the dress code.
    When deposed, Viglianti and principal Angela DiVietro
    testified that the word “breast” (as in apparel stating
    “keep-a-breast.org” or “breast cancer awareness”) would
    be inappropriate because the word “breast” “can be
    construed as [having] a sexual connotation.” App. 490,
    497. At the District Court’s evidentiary hearing, they
    reversed course. Viglianti stated that “keep-a-breast.org”
    would be appropriate “[i]n the context of Breast Cancer
    Awareness Month,” and DiVeitro no longer believed the
    phrase “breast cancer awareness” was vulgar to middle-
    school students.
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    bracelets.
    After the evidentiary hearing, the District Court
    preliminarily enjoined the School District’s bracelet ban.
    According to the District Court, B.H. and K.M. were
    likely to succeed on the merits because the bracelets did
    not contain lewd speech under Fraser and did not
    threaten to substantially disrupt the school environment
    under Tinker. The District Court could find no other
    basis for regulating the student speech at issue. The
    School District appealed, and the District Court denied its
    request to stay the injunction pending this appeal.
    II.
    Although the District Court’s preliminary
    injunction is not a final order, we have jurisdiction under
    
    28 U.S.C. § 1292
    (a)(1), which grants appellate
    jurisdiction over “[i]nterlocutory orders of the district
    courts . . . granting, continuing, modifying, refusing, or
    dissolving injunctions.” See Sypniewski v. Warren Hills
    Reg’l Bd. of Educ., 
    307 F.3d 243
    , 252 n.10 (3d Cir.
    2002). We review the District Court’s factual findings
    for clear error, its legal conclusions de novo, and its
    ultimate decision to grant the preliminary injunction for
    abuse of discretion. 
    Id. at 252
    . Four factors determine
    whether a preliminary injunction is appropriate:
    (1) whether the movant has a reasonable
    probability of success on the merits; (2)
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    whether the movant will be irreparably
    harmed by denying the injunction; (3)
    whether there will be greater harm to the
    nonmoving party if the injunction is granted;
    and (4) whether granting the injunction is in
    the public interest.
    
    Id.
     (quoting Highmark, Inc. v. UPMC Health Plan, Inc.,
    
    276 F.3d 160
    , 170 (3d Cir. 2001)). The District Court
    concluded that all four factors weighed in favor of B.H.
    and K.M. In school-speech cases, though, the first
    factor—the likelihood of success on the merits—tends to
    determine which way the other factors fall. 
    Id. at 258
    .
    Because the same is true here, we focus first on B.H. and
    K.M.’s burden to show a likelihood of success on the
    merits. 
    Id.
    III.
    The School District defends the bracelet ban as an
    exercise of its authority to restrict lewd, vulgar, profane,
    or plainly offensive student speech under Fraser. As to
    the novel question of Fraser’s scope, jurists seem to
    agree on one thing: “[t]he mode of analysis employed in
    Fraser is not entirely clear.” Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 404
    .7
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    The rest of the Supreme Court’s student-speech
    jurisprudence might fairly be described as opaque. See
    Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 418
     (Thomas, J., concurring) (“I am
    afraid that our jurisprudence now says that students have
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    On this point, we think the Supreme Court’s student-
    speech cases are more consistent than they may first
    appear. As we explain, Fraser involved only plainly
    lewd speech. We hold that, under Fraser, a school may
    also categorically restrict speech that—although not
    plainly lewd, vulgar, or profane—could be interpreted by
    a reasonable observer as lewd, vulgar, or profane so long
    as it could not also plausibly be interpreted as
    commenting on a political or social issue. Because the “I
    ♥ boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets are not plainly
    lewd and express support for a national breast-cancer-
    awareness campaign—unquestionably an important
    social issue—they may not be categorically restricted
    a right to speak in schools except when they do
    not . . . .”); 
    id. at 430
     (Breyer, J., concurring in part and
    dissenting in part) (“[C]ourts have described the tests
    these cases suggest as complex and often difficult to
    apply.”); see, e.g., Doninger v. Niehoff, 
    642 F.3d 334
    ,
    353 (2d Cir. 2011) (“The law governing restrictions on
    student speech can be difficult and confusing, even for
    lawyers, law professors, and judges. The relevant
    Supreme Court cases can be hard to reconcile, and courts
    often struggle with which standard applies in any
    particular case.”); Guiles ex rel. Guiles v. Marineau, 
    461 F.3d 320
    , 326, 331 (2d Cir. 2006) (acknowledging “some
    lack of clarity in the Supreme Court’s student-speech
    cases” and stating that the “exact contours of what is
    plainly offensive [under Fraser] is not so clear”).
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    under Fraser.
    A.    The Supreme Court’s decision in Fraser
    “[A]s a general matter, the First Amendment
    means that government has no power to restrict
    expression because of its message, its ideas, its subject
    matter, or its content.” Ashcroft v. ACLU, 
    535 U.S. 564
    ,
    573 (2002). Of course, there are exceptions. When
    acting as sovereign, the government is empowered to
    impose time, place, and manner restrictions on speech,
    see Ward v. Rock Against Racism, 
    491 U.S. 781
    , 791
    (1989), make reasonable, content-based decisions about
    what speech is allowed on government property that is
    not fully open to the public, see Ark. Educ. Television
    Comm’n v. Forbes, 
    523 U.S. 666
    , 674–75 (1998), decide
    what viewpoints to espouse in its own speech or speech
    that might be attributed to it, see Johanns v. Livestock
    Mktg. Ass’n, 
    544 U.S. 550
    , 560 (2005), and categorically
    restrict unprotected speech, such as obscenity, see Miller
    v. California, 
    413 U.S. 15
    , 23 (1973).8
    8
    Other examples of categorically unprotected speech
    include child pornography, see New York v. Ferber, 
    458 U.S. 747
    , 764–65 (1982), advocacy that imminently
    incites lawless action, see Brandenburg v. Ohio, 
    395 U.S. 444
    , 447–48 (1969) (per curiam), fighting words, see
    Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire, 
    315 U.S. 568
    , 571–72
    (1942), true threats, see Watts v. United States, 
    394 U.S. 18
    Sometimes, however, the government acts in
    capacities that go beyond being sovereign. In those
    capacities, it not only retains its sovereign authority over
    speech but also gains additional flexibility to regulate
    speech. See In re Kendall, 
    712 F.3d 814
    , 825 (3d Cir.
    2013) (collecting examples).          One of those other
    capacities is K-12 educator. Although “students do not
    ‘shed their constitutional rights to freedom of speech or
    expression at the schoolhouse gate,’” the First
    Amendment has to be “applied in light of the special
    characteristics of the school environment” and thus
    students’ rights to freedom of speech “are not
    automatically coextensive with the rights of adults in
    other settings.” Morse, 
    551 U.S. at
    396–97 (internal
    quotation marks and citations omitted).
    The Supreme Court first expressed this principle
    nearly a half century ago. In 1965, the United States
    deployed over 200,000 troops to Vietnam as part of
    Operation Rolling Thunder—and thus began the Vietnam
    War. That war “divided this country as few other issues
    [e]ver have.” Tinker, 
    393 U.S. at 524
     (Black, J.,
    705, 708 (1969) (per curiam), commercial speech that is
    false, misleading, or proposes illegal transactions, see
    Cent. Hudson Gas & Elec. Corp. v. Pub. Serv. Comm’n
    of N.Y., 
    447 U.S. 557
    , 562, 566–67 (1980), and some
    false statements of fact, see United States v. Alvarez, 
    132 S. Ct. 2537
    , 2546–47 (2012).
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    dissenting). Public opposition to the war made its way
    into schools, and in one high-profile case, a group of
    high-school and middle-school students wore black
    armbands to express their opposition. Id. at 504
    (majority opinion). School officials adopted a policy
    prohibiting the armbands and suspending any student
    who refused to remove it when asked. Id. Some students
    refused and were suspended. Id. The Supreme Court
    upheld their right to wear the armbands. Id. at 514.
    Tinker held that school officials may not restrict student
    speech without a reasonable forecast that the speech
    would substantially disrupt the school environment or
    invade the rights of others. Id. at 513. As nothing more
    than the “silent, passive expression of opinion,
    unaccompanied by any disorder or disturbance on [the
    students’] part,” the students’ armbands were protected
    by the First Amendment. Id. at 508.
    Under Tinker’s “general rule,” the government
    may restrict school speech that threatens a specific and
    substantial disruption to the school environment or that
    “inva[des] . . . the rights of others.”9 Saxe v. State
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    We have not yet decided whether Tinker is limited to
    on-campus speech. See J.S. v. Blue Mountain Sch. Dist.,
    
    650 F.3d 915
    , 926 & n.3 (3d Cir. 2011) (en banc)
    (declining to reach this issue); see also 
    id. at 936
     (Smith,
    J., concurring) (“I write separately to address a question
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    College Area Sch. Dist., 
    240 F.3d 200
    , 211, 214 (3d Cir.
    2001) (citing Tinker, 
    393 U.S. at 504
    ). Since Tinker, the
    Supreme Court has identified three “narrow”
    circumstances in which the government may restrict
    student speech even when there is no risk of substantial
    disruption or invasion of others’ rights. Id. at 212. First,
    the government may categorically restrict vulgar, lewd,
    profane, or plainly offensive speech in schools, even if it
    would not be obscene outside of school. Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683, 685
    . Second, the government may likewise
    restrict speech that “a reasonable observer would
    interpret as advocating illegal drug use” and that cannot
    “plausibly be interpreted as commenting on any political
    or social issue.” Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 422
     (Alito, J.,
    concurring); see also 
    id. at 403
     (majority opinion)
    (“[T]his is plainly not a case about political debate over
    the criminalization of drug use or possession.”).10 And
    third, the government may impose restrictions on school-
    sponsored speech that are “reasonably related to
    legitimate pedagogical concerns”—a power usually
    lumped together with the other school-specific speech
    doctrines but that, strictly speaking, simply reflects the
    government’s more general power as sovereign over
    that the majority opinion expressly leaves open: whether
    Tinker applies to off-campus speech in the first place.”).
    10
    As we explain in Part III.B(2), the limitations that
    Justice Alito’s concurrence places on the majority’s
    opinion in Morse are controlling.
    21
    government-sponsored speech.11 Hazelwood Sch. Dist. v.
    11
    Compare Pleasant Grove City, Utah v. Summum, 
    555 U.S. 460
    , 468 (2009) (discussing the government-speech
    doctrine and explaining that “[a] government entity may
    exercise this same freedom to express its views when it
    receives assistance from private sources for the purpose
    of delivering a government-controlled message” (citing
    Johanns, 
    544 U.S. at 562
    )), with Kuhlmeier, 484 U.S. at
    271, 273 (reaffirming the government’s same authority to
    control speech that might be “reasonably perceive[ed] to
    bear the imprimatur of the school” in its role as K-12
    educator); see also Eugene Volokh, The First
    Amendment and the Government as K-12 Educator, The
    Volokh Conspiracy (Oct. 31, 2011, 6:26 PM),
    http://www.volokh.com/2011/10/31/the-first-
    amendment-and-the-government-as-k-12-educator/
    (“[Kuhlmeier] generally reflects broad government-as-
    speaker law, and not special rules related to the
    government as K-12 educator.”); Michael J. O’Connor,
    Comment, School Speech in the Internet Age: Do
    Students Shed Their Rights When They Pick Up a
    Mouse?, 
    11 U. Pa. J. Const. L. 459
    , 469 (2009)
    (“Hazelwood . . . simply illustrates the idea that the
    school speech arena is not isolated from developments in
    wider First Amendment jurisprudence. . . . Hazelwood
    recognizes that schools are government actors and
    therefore are entitled to control speech that could be
    reasonably viewed as originating with them.”); Gia B.
    22
    Kuhlmeier, 
    484 U.S. 260
    , 273 (1988).
    The first exception is at issue here. We must
    determine the scope of the government’s authority to
    categorically restrict vulgar, lewd, indecent, or plainly
    offensive speech under Fraser. Fraser involved a high-
    school assembly during which a student “nominated a
    peer for class office through an ‘an elaborate, graphic,
    and explicit sexual metaphor.’” Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 212
    (quoting Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 677
    ). Fraser’s speech
    “glorif[ied] male sexuality”:
    I know a man who is firm—he’s firm in his
    pants, he’s firm in his shirt, his character is
    firm—but most . . . of all, his belief in you,
    the students of Bethel, is firm. . . . Jeff
    Kuhlman [the candidate] is a man who takes
    his point and pounds it in. If necessary, he’ll
    take an issue and nail it to the wall. He
    doesn’t attack things in spurts, he drives hard,
    pushing and pushing until finally—he
    succeeds. . . . Jeff is a man who will go to the
    very end—even the climax, for each and
    every one of you. . . . So vote for Jeff for
    A.S.B. vice-president—he’ll never come
    between you and the best our high school can
    Lee, First Amendment Enforcement in Government
    Institutions and Programs, 
    56 UCLA L. Rev. 1691
    ,
    1711–12 (2009) (similar).
    23
    be.
    Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 687
     (Brennan, J., concurring). In
    response, “[s]ome students hooted and yelled; some by
    gestures simulated the sexual activities pointedly alluded
    to in [Fraser’s] speech.” 
    Id. at 678
     (majority opinion).
    Still “[o]ther students appeared to be bewildered and
    embarrassed by the speech.” 
    Id.
     The school suspended
    Fraser and took him out of the running for graduation
    speaker. 
    Id.
    The Supreme Court upheld Fraser’s suspension.
    
    Id. at 683
    . Rather than requiring a reasonable forecast of
    substantial disruption under Tinker, the Court held that
    lewd, vulgar, indecent, and plainly offensive student
    speech is categorically unprotected in school, even if it
    falls short of obscenity and would have been protected
    outside school. Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
     (discussing
    Fraser); Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 405
     (“Had Fraser delivered
    the same speech in a public forum outside the school
    context, it would have been protected.”); Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 688
     (Blackmun, J., concurring) (“If [Fraser] had
    given the same speech outside of the school environment,
    he could not have been penalized simply because
    government officials considered his language to be
    inappropriate.”). For this proposition, the Court relied on
    precedent holding that the government can restrict
    expression that would be obscene from a minor’s
    perspective—even though it would not be obscene in an
    24
    adult’s view—where minors are either a captive audience
    or the intended recipients of the speech. See Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at
    684–85 (relying on Ginsberg v. New York, 
    390 U.S. 629
    , 635–37 & nn.4–5 (1968) (upholding criminal
    punishment for selling to minors any picture depicting
    nudity); Bd. of Educ., Island Trees Union Free Sch. Dist.
    No. 26 v. Pico, 
    457 U.S. 853
    , 870 (1982) (plurality
    opinion) (acknowledging that the Free Speech Clause
    would allow a local board of education to remove
    “pervasively vulgar” books from school libraries); and
    FCC v. Pacifica Found., 
    438 U.S. 726
    , 749–50 (1978)
    (rejecting a Free Speech Clause challenge to the FCC’s
    broad leeway to regulate indecent-but-not-obscene
    material on broadcast television during hours when
    children were likely to watch)).
    Fraser did no more than extend these obscenity-to-
    minors12 cases to another place where minors are a
    12
    See Brown v. Entm’t Merchs. Ass’n, 
    131 S. Ct. 2729
    ,
    2735 (2011) (describing Ginsberg as regulating
    “obscenity for minors”); Reno v. ACLU, 
    521 U.S. 844
    ,
    869 (1997) (reaffirming the government’s power under
    Pacifica and Ginsberg to “‘protect[] the physical and
    psychological well-being of minors’ which extended to
    shield them from indecent messages that are not obscene
    by adult standards” (quoting Sable Comm’cns of Cal.,
    Inc. v. FCC, 
    492 U.S. 115
    , 126 (1989))); Pacifica
    Found., 
    438 U.S. at 767
     (Brennan, J., dissenting)
    25
    captive audience—schools.         Indeed, as the Court
    explained, schools are tasked with more than just
    “educating our youth” about “books, the curriculum, and
    the civics class.” Id. at 681. Society also expects schools
    to “teach[] students the boundaries of socially appropriate
    behavior,” including the “fundamental values of ‘habits
    and manners of civility’ essential to a democratic
    society.”      Id. at 681, 683 (citation omitted).
    Consequently, Fraser’s “sexually explicit monologue”
    was not protected. Id. at 685.
    It is important to recognize what was not at stake
    in Fraser. Fraser addressed only a school’s power over
    speech that was plainly lewd—not speech that a
    reasonable observer could interpret as either lewd or non-
    lewd. See, e.g., Doninger v. Niehoff, 
    527 F.3d 41
    , 49 (2d
    Cir. 2008) (“[Fraser’s] reference to ‘plainly offensive’
    speech must be understood in light of the vulgar, lewd,
    and sexually explicit language that was at issue in [that]
    case.”); Chandler v. McMinnville Sch. Dist., 978 F.2d
    (agreeing with the majority that the government could
    regulate “variable obscenity” or “obscenity to minors” on
    broadcast television, but disagreeing with the majority
    that the Carlin monologue met that standard); Erznoznik
    v. City of Jacksonville, 
    422 U.S. 205
    , 213 n.10 (1975)
    (describing Ginsberg as involving “obscenity as to
    minors”); Ginsberg, 
    390 U.S. at
    635 n.4 (using the label
    “variable obscenity”).
    26
    524, 530 (9th Cir. 1992) (interpreting Fraser as limited to
    “per se vulgar, lewd, obscene, or plainly offensive”
    school speech). After all, the Court believed Fraser’s
    speech to be “plainly offensive to both teachers and
    students—indeed to any mature person.”13 Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683
    .
    And because it was plainly lewd, the Court did not
    believe that Fraser’s speech could plausibly be
    interpreted as political or social commentary.         In
    hindsight, it might be tempting to believe that Fraser’s
    speech was political because it was made in the context
    of a student election. Cf. Citizens United v. FEC, 
    558 U.S. 310
    , 
    130 S. Ct. 876
    , 898 (2010) (describing the
    importance of political speech as the “means to hold
    13
    Of course, Fraser’s speech might “seem[] distinctly
    lacking in shock value” today, especially “from the
    perspective enabled by 25 years of erosion of refinement
    in the use of language.” Zamecnik v. Indian Prairie Sch.
    Dist. No. 204, 
    636 F.3d 874
    , 877 (7th Cir. 2011); see also
    Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 691
     (Stevens, J., dissenting) (noting
    that Clark Gable’s famous use of the word “damn” in
    “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” “shocked the
    Nation” when Justice Stevens was a high school student
    but had become “less offensive” by the time of Fraser).
    Any such change in perspective, however, is irrelevant to
    our examination of the Court’s interpretation of Fraser’s
    speech and its reasoning.
    27
    officials accountable to the people”). But that kind of
    revisionist history is belied by both the logic and
    language of Fraser. “Fraser permits a school to prohibit
    words that ‘offend for the same reasons that obscenity
    offends.’” Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
     (quoting Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 685
    ). Obscenity, in turn, offends because it is “no
    essential part of any exposition of ideas, and [is] of such
    slight social value as a step to truth that any benefit that
    may be derived from [it] is clearly outweighed by the
    social interest in order and morality.” Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683
     (quoting Pacifica Found., 
    438 U.S. at 746
    (plurality opinion)). In other words, obscenity and
    obscenity to minors, like “other historically unprotected
    categories of speech,” have little or no political or social
    value. United States v. Stevens, 
    559 U.S. 460
    , 
    130 S. Ct. 1577
    , 1585 (2010). By concluding that Fraser’s speech
    met the obscenity-to-minors standard, the Court
    necessarily implied that his speech could not be
    interpreted as having “serious” political value. Miller,
    
    413 U.S. at 24
    .
    In fact, the majority in Fraser made this explicit.
    “[T]he Fraser [C]ourt distinguished its holding from
    Tinker in part on the absence of any political message in
    Fraser’s speech.” Guiles ex rel. Guiles v. Marineau, 
    461 F.3d 320
    , 326, 328 (2d Cir. 2006). In the Court’s own
    words, there was a “marked distinction between the
    political ‘message’ of the armbands in Tinker and the
    sexual content of [Fraser’s] speech.” Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at
    28
    680 (emphasis added); see also Defoe ex rel. Defoe v.
    Spiva, 
    625 F.3d 324
    , 332 (6th Cir. 2010) (“Tinker
    governs this case because by wearing clothing bearing
    images of the Confederate flag, Tom Defoe engaged in
    ‘pure speech,’ which is protected by the First
    Amendment, and thus Fraser would not apply.”).
    Several courts of appeals have similarly interpreted
    Fraser. Guiles, 
    461 F.3d at 326, 328
    ; Newsom ex rel.
    Newsom v. Albemarle Cnty. Sch. Bd., 
    354 F.3d 249
    , 256
    (4th Cir. 2003) (explaining that Fraser “distinguish[ed]
    Tinker on the basis that the lewd, vulgar, and plainly
    offensive speech was ‘unrelated to any political
    viewpoint’ (quoting Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 685
    )); Chandler,
    978 F.2d at 532 n.2 (Goodwin, J., concurring)
    (concluding that Fraser does not apply because “this case
    clearly involves political speech”). And the Supreme
    Court later characterized Fraser’s reasoning the same
    way. Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 404
     (noting that Fraser was
    “plainly attuned” to the sexual, non-political “content of
    Fraser’s speech”). In fact, Morse refused to “stretch[]
    Fraser” so far as to “encompass any speech that could fit
    under some definition of ‘offensive’” out of a fear that
    “much political and religious speech might be perceived
    as offensive to some.” 
    Id. at 409
    . Fraser therefore
    involved plainly lewd speech that did not comment on
    political or social issues.
    29
    B.    How far does a school’s authority under Fraser
    extend?
    The School District asks us to extend Fraser in at
    least two ways: to reach speech that is ambiguously lewd,
    vulgar, or profane and to reach speech on political or
    social issues.14 The first step is justified, but the second
    14
    Fraser differs from this case in a third way: Fraser
    involved speech at an official school assembly, whereas
    the School District’s bracelet ban extends to the entire
    school day, not just school-sponsored functions. But like
    other courts of appeals, we do not think that this
    difference matters. See, e.g., R.O. ex rel. Ochshorn v.
    Ithaca City Sch. Dist., 
    645 F.3d 533
    , 542 (2d Cir. 2011)
    (“[W]e have not interpreted Fraser as limited either to
    regulation of school-sponsored speech or to the spoken
    word.”); Chandler, 978 F.2d at 529 (concluding that
    restriction of vulgar, lewd, and plainly offensive speech
    under Fraser is not limited to speech “given at an official
    school assembly”); Bystrom by and through Bystrom v.
    Fridley High Sch., Indep. Sch. Dist. No. 14, 
    822 F.2d 747
    , 753 (8th Cir. 1987) (“It is true that [Fraser]
    involved a speech given before a student assembly . . . .
    [But] [t]his possible difference, in our view, does not
    amount to a legal distinction making the Bethel rule
    inapplicable here.”). As we explained, Fraser reflected
    an extension of the Court’s obscenity-to-minors
    jurisprudence, which permits the government to restrict
    30
    lewd speech to children where children are either a
    captive audience or the intended recipients of the speech.
    Children are just as much of a captive audience in the
    hallways, cafeteria, or locker rooms as they are in official
    school assemblies and classrooms. Naturally, then, we
    have never described a school’s authority under Fraser
    as being limited to official school functions and
    classrooms. See, e.g., J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 927
     (“The first
    exception is set out in Fraser, which we interpreted to
    permit school officials to regulate “‘lewd,’ ‘vulgar,’
    ‘indecent,’ and ‘plainly offensive’ speech in school.”
    (emphasis in original) (quoting Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
    )).
    Although Justice Brennan’s concurrence and Justice
    Stevens’s dissent in Fraser suggested that this difference
    might matter, nothing in the majority opinion endorsed
    their distinction. See Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 689
     (Brennan,
    J., concurring) (opining that Fraser’s “speech may well
    have been protected had he given it in school but under
    different circumstances, where the school’s legitimate
    interests in teaching and maintaining civil public
    discourse were less weighty”); 
    id. at 696
     (Stevens, J.,
    dissenting) (“It seems fairly obvious that [Fraser’s]
    speech would be inappropriate in certain classroom and
    formal social settings. On the other hand, in a locker
    room or perhaps in a school corridor the metaphor in the
    speech might be regarded as rather routine comment.”).
    Indeed, if Fraser were so limited, then a school’s
    authority under Fraser would largely merge with its
    31
    is not.
    1. Under Fraser, schools may restrict
    ambiguously lewd speech only if it cannot
    plausibly be interpreted as commenting on a
    social or political matter.
    Although Fraser involved plainly lewd, vulgar,
    profane, or offensive speech that “offends for the same
    reasons obscenity offends,” Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
    (quoting Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 685
    ), student speech need
    not rise to that level to be restricted under Fraser. We
    conclude that schools may also categorically restrict
    ambiguous speech that a reasonable observer could
    interpret as lewd, vulgar, profane, or offensive—unless,
    as explained below, the speech could also plausibly be
    interpreted as commenting on a political or social issue.
    After all, Fraser made clear that “the determination of
    what manner of speech in the classroom or in school
    assembly is inappropriate properly rests with the school
    board.” 
    478 U.S. at 683
    . The Supreme Court’s three
    other student-speech cases suggest that courts should
    defer to a school’s decisions to restrict what a reasonable
    observer would interpret as lewd, vulgar, profane, or
    offensive. See Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 403
     (explaining that,
    power to reasonably regulate school-sponsored speech
    under Kuhlmeier, yet we have always viewed Fraser and
    Kuhlmeier as separate exceptions to Tinker. See, e.g.,
    J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 927
    .
    32
    under Tinker, courts determine whether school officials
    have “reasonably conclude[d]” that student speech will
    substantially disrupt the school); id. at 405 (explaining
    that, under Kuhlmeier, courts uphold a school’s
    reasonable, pedagogically related restrictions on speech
    that an observer could reasonably attribute to the school);
    id. at 422 (Alito, J., concurring) (explaining that schools
    may restrict student speech that could “reasonably be
    regarded as encouraging illegal drug use” and that could
    not plausibly be interpreted as commenting on a political
    or social issue). This makes sense. School officials
    know the age, maturity, and other characteristics of their
    students far better than judges do. Our review is
    restricted to a cold and distant record. And we must take
    into account that these same officials must often act
    “suddenly and unexpectedly” based on their experience.
    Id. at 409–10 (majority opinion); see, e.g., Walker-
    Serrano ex rel. Walker v. Leonard, 
    325 F.3d 412
    , 416–17
    (3d Cir. 2003) (“There can be little doubt that speech
    appropriate for eighteen-year-old high school students is
    not necessarily acceptable for seven-year-old grammar
    school students. Human sexuality provides the most
    obvious example of age-sensitive matter . . . .” (citing
    Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at
    683–84)); Sypniewski, 306 F.3d at
    266 (“What is necessary in one school at one time will
    not be necessary elsewhere and at other times.”).
    It remains the job of judges, nonetheless, to
    determine whether a reasonable observer could interpret
    33
    student speech as lewd, profane, vulgar, or offensive.
    See Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 402
     (taking the same approach
    with respect to the message of drug advocacy on
    Frederick’s banner); see also Christian Legal Soc’y
    Chapter of the Univ. of Cal. v. Martinez, 
    130 S. Ct. 2971
    ,
    2988 (2010) (“This Court is the final arbiter of the
    question whether a public university has exceeded
    constitutional constraints, and we owe no deference to
    universities when we consider that question.”). Whether
    a reasonable observer could interpret student speech as
    lewd, profane, vulgar, or offensive depends on the
    plausibility of the school’s interpretation in light of
    competing meanings; the context, content, and form of
    the speech; and the age and maturity of the students. See,
    e.g., Chandler, 978 F.2d at 530 (analyzing the word
    “scab” on buttons worn by students during a teacher
    strike to determine whether it was a vulgar, offensive
    epithet or just “common parlance” and concluding that, at
    the motion-to-dismiss stage, Fraser did not apply).
    Although this is a highly contextual inquiry,
    several rules apply. A reasonable observer would not
    adopt an acontextual interpretation, and the subjective
    intent of the speaker is irrelevant. See Morse, 
    551 U.S. at
    401–02 (explaining that Frederick’s desire to appear on
    television “was a description of [his] motive for
    displaying the banner” and “not an interpretation of what
    the banner sa[id]”); see also Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at
    216–17
    (noting that students’ intent to offend or disrupt does not
    34
    satisfy Tinker). And Fraser is not a blank check to
    categorically restrict any speech that touches on sex or
    any speech that has the potential to offend. See Morse,
    
    551 U.S. at 401, 409
     (refusing to “stretch[] Fraser” so far
    as “to encompass any speech that could fit under some
    definition of ‘offensive’ and rejecting the argument that
    the “BONG HiTS 4 JESUS” message on Frederick’s
    banner could be banned under Fraser, even though it “is
    no doubt offensive to some”); accord Eugene Volokh,
    May ‘Jesus Is Not a Homophobe’ T-shirt Be Banned
    From Public High School As ‘Indecent’ And ‘Sexual’?,
    The Volokh Conspiracy (Apr. 4, 2012, 3:36 PM),
    http://www.volokh.com/2012/04/04/may-jesus-was-not-
    a-homophobe-T-shirt-be-banned-from-public-high-
    school-as-indecent-and-sexual/ (“But Fraser . . . hardly
    suggested that all speech on political and religious
    questions related to sexuality and sexual orientation
    could be banned from public high school.”). After all, a
    school’s mission to mold students into citizens capable of
    engaging in civil discourse includes teaching students of
    sufficient age and maturity how to navigate debates
    touching on sex.
    35
    2. Fraser does not permit a school to restrict
    ambiguously lewd speech that can also
    plausibly be interpreted as commenting on a
    social or political issue.
    A school’s leeway to categorically restrict
    ambiguously lewd speech, however, ends when that
    speech could also plausibly be interpreted as expressing a
    view on a political or social issue. Justices Alito and
    Kennedy’s concurrence in Morse adopted a similar
    protection for political speech that could be interpreted as
    illegal drug advocacy.         Their narrower rationale
    protecting political speech limits and controls the
    majority opinion in Morse, and it applies with even
    greater force to ambiguously lewd speech.
    Justice Alito’s concurrence, joined by Justice
    Kennedy, provided the crucial fourth and fifth votes in
    the five-to-four majority opinion. But the two justices
    conditioned their votes on the “understanding that (1)
    [the majority opinion] goes no further than to hold that a
    public school may restrict speech that a reasonable
    observer would interpret as advocating illegal drug use
    and (2) it provides no support for any restriction of
    speech that can plausibly be interpreted as commenting
    on any political or social issue.” Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 422
    (Alito, J., concurring); see 
    id. at 425
     (regarding the
    categorical regulation of non-political advocacy of
    ambiguous illegal drug advocacy “as standing at the far
    36
    reaches of what the First Amendment permits” and
    “join[ing] the opinion of the Court with the
    understanding that the opinion does not endorse any
    further extension”). The purpose of Justice Alito’s
    concurrence was to “ensur[e] that political speech will
    remain protected within the school setting” (subject, as
    always, to Tinker’s substantial-disruption principle).
    Ponce v. Socorro Indep. Sch. Dist., 
    508 F.3d 765
    , 768
    (5th Cir. 2007).
    Because the votes of Justices Alito and Kennedy
    were necessary to the majority opinion and were
    expressly conditioned on their narrower understanding
    that speech plausibly interpreted as political or social
    commentary was protected from categorical regulation,
    that limitation is a binding part of Morse. This
    conclusion requires a minor detour. The most familiar
    situation in which we follow the narrowest rationale was
    expressed t by the Supreme Court in Marks v. United
    States: when “no single rationale explaining the result
    enjoys the assent of five Justices, the holding of the Court
    may be viewed as that position taken by those Members
    who concurred in the judgments on the narrowest
    grounds.” 
    430 U.S. 188
    , 193 (1977) (internal quotation
    marks and citations omitted). But that situation is not the
    only one in which we tally the justices’ views and look
    for the narrowest rationale. The Supreme Court and this
    Court have both applied the narrowest-grounds approach
    in circumstances beyond those posed by Marks,
    37
    including to determine holdings in majority opinions (not
    just plurality opinions involving “no single legal rationale
    explain[ing] the result”) 15 and to count even dissenting
    justices’ votes that, by definition, could not “explain the
    result” (not just the votes of those who “concurred in the
    judgments”).16 See United States v. Johnson, 
    467 F.3d 56
    , 65 (1st Cir. 2006) (noting that the Supreme Court has
    “moved away” from adhering to the strict circumstances
    in Marks).
    And it makes sense that the limitations in Justice
    Alito’s concurrence would narrow the majority opinion.
    When an individual justice’s vote is not needed to form a
    majority, “the meaning of a majority opinion is to be
    found within the opinion itself” because “the gloss that
    an individual [j]ustice chooses to place upon it is not
    authoritative.” McKoy v. North Carolina, 
    494 U.S. 433
    ,
    15
    See discussion of Horn and Bishop infra pp. 30–33.
    16
    See, e.g., Nichols v. United States, 
    511 U.S. 738
    , 746
    (1994) (combining the views of four dissenters and
    Justice Stewart in Baldasar v. Illinois, 
    446 U.S. 222
    (1980), to form a “holding”); Donovan, 661 F.3d at 182
    (“[W]e have looked to the votes of dissenting Justices if
    they, combined with votes from plurality or concurring
    opinions, establish a majority view on the relevant
    issue.”); Student Pub. Interest Research Grp. of N.J., Inc.
    v. AT&T Bell Labs., 
    842 F.2d 1436
    , 1451 & n.16 (3d Cir.
    1988) (same).
    38
    448 n.3 (1990) (Blackmun, J., concurring). But when an
    individual justice joins the majority and is essential to
    maintaining the majority, and then writes separately, “the
    opinion is not a majority opinion except to the extent that
    it accords with his views.” 
    Id.
     at 462 n.3 (Scalia, J.,
    dissenting). Of course, that linchpin justice’s opinion
    “cannot add to what the majority opinion holds” by
    “binding the other four [j]ustices to what they have not
    said” because his views would not be the narrowest
    grounds. 
    Id.
     But that justice’s separate opinion “can
    assuredly narrow what the majority opinion holds, by
    explaining the more limited interpretation adopted by that
    necessary member of the majority.” 
    Id.
     In that case, the
    linchpin justice’s views are “the least common
    denominator” necessary to maintain a majority opinion.
    Id.; see generally Sonja R. West, Concurring in Part and
    Concurring in the Confusion, 
    104 Mich. L. Rev. 1951
    (2006) (advocating the same approach and explaining
    that it is consistent with determining precedent from the
    traditional Supreme Court’s seriatim opinions).
    Indeed, this is not the first time that we have been
    compelled to limit a majority opinion by a linchpin
    justice’s narrower concurrence. In Horn v. Thoratec, we
    considered whether the federal regulation of medical
    devices preempts only state-law “requirement[s]”
    specific to medical devices or also preempts general
    common-law claims not specific to medical devices (such
    as negligence). See 
    376 F.3d 163
    , 173–74 (3d Cir. 2004).
    39
    That, in turn, required us to analyze the Supreme Court’s
    decision in Medtronic v. Lohr, 
    518 U.S. 470
     (1996). We
    read Part V of the Lohr majority opinion—which Justice
    Breyer formally joined as the fifth vote—as saying that
    only device-specific state-law requirements, not general
    common-law claims, are preempted. See Horn, 
    376 F.3d at 174
     (noting that the majority in Part V conclud[ed] that
    common-law claims “escape[]” preemption because
    “their generality leaves them outside” of the preempted
    category of device-specific requirements (quoting Lohr,
    
    518 U.S. at 502
    )); id. at 175 (explaining that “Justice
    Breyer joined in some parts of Justice Stevens’ plurality
    opinion (thus making it a majority opinion at times),”
    including “in Part V”). But we also read Justice Breyer’s
    concurrence as reaching the opposite conclusion, despite
    his having joined that portion of the majority opinion.
    See id. Faced with an apparent conflict between Part V
    of the majority opinion and Justice Breyer’s concurrence,
    we followed the latter because it was narrower, just as the
    Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth, and Ninth Circuits had
    done. Id. at 175–76; see also Martin v. Medtronic, 
    254 F.3d 573
    , 581–83 (5th Cir. 2001); Kemp v. Medtronic,
    
    231 F.3d 216
    , 230 (6th Cir. 2000); Mitchell v. Collagen
    Corp., 
    126 F.3d 902
    , 911–12 (7th Cir. 1997); Papike v.
    Tambrands, Inc., 
    107 F.3d 737
    , 742 (9th Cir. 1997). In
    doing so, we rejected our dissenting colleague’s
    argument that the narrowest-grounds approach was
    “simply inapplicable” because Justice Breyer joined Part
    V of the majority opinion and that the “correct course of
    40
    action” in the event of a conflict “would be to follow Part
    V as the majority opinion.” Horn, 
    376 F.3d at
    184 &
    n.30 (Fuentes, J., dissenting); see 
    id. at 183
     (explaining
    that the Horn majority and the Seventh and Ninth
    Circuits “also perceived a contradiction and chose to
    ignore Justice Breyer’s vote for Part V, instead crediting
    the apparently contrary reasoning in his concurrence”).
    Likewise, in United States v. Bishop, 
    66 F.3d 569
    ,
    576–77 (3d Cir. 1995), we relied on the narrower
    concurring views of Justices Kennedy and O’Connor to
    limit the majority’s opinion in United States v. Lopez,
    
    514 U.S. 549
     (1995), which they formally joined as the
    fourth and fifth votes. We declined to read the majority
    opinion so broadly as to upend judicial deference to
    Congress’s judgment about whether an activity
    substantially implicates interstate commerce, instead
    following the concurrence’s view that the majority had
    reached a “necessary though limited holding” that still
    “counseled great restraint” before finding that Congress
    had transgressed its Commerce Clause power. Bishop,
    
    66 F.3d at 590
     (quoting Lopez, 
    514 U.S. at 568
    (Kennedy, J., concurring)). As in Horn, we took that
    approach notwithstanding our dissenting colleague’s
    argument that we should follow the breadth of the
    majority opinion and ignore the narrower concurrence
    because “Justices O’Connor and Kennedy joined in the
    [majority] opinion.” 
    Id. at 591
     (Becker, J., concurring in
    part and dissenting in part). As even our dissenting
    41
    colleague explained, we followed the narrower views of
    Justices O’Connor and Kennedy because they “form[ed]
    an intermediate bloc [of the majority] which would view
    Lopez as case-specific.” 
    Id.
     And Horn and Bishop are
    not the only examples. See, e.g., United States v.
    Monclavo-Cruz, 
    662 F.2d 1285
    , 1288 (9th Cir. 1981)
    (relying on the narrowing construction given to the
    majority opinion by Justice Powell, who was also a
    necessary member of the majority, to limit the majority’s
    holding in South Dakota v. Opperman, 
    428 U.S. 364
    (1976)); United States v. Wilson, 
    636 F.2d 1161
    , 1164
    (8th Cir. 1980) (similar).
    To be sure, the Supreme Court once said—in a
    case not involving a linchpin concurrence—that federal
    courts should not give “much precedential weight” to a
    concurring opinion, even if it coheres with the majority
    opinion. Alexander v. Sandoval, 
    532 U.S. 275
    , 285 n.5
    (2001); see also Vasquez v. Hillery, 
    474 U.S. 254
    , 622
    n.4 (1986) (describing the Marks rule as “inapplicable” to
    an opinion “to which five Justices expressly
    subscribed”). Yet we have already decided that this
    principle from Alexander is inapplicable to a concurrence
    that (1) “cast the so-called ‘swing vote,’ which was
    crucial to the outcome of the case and without which
    there could be no majority,” and (2) took a narrower
    approach than the majority opinion. Horn, 
    376 F.3d at
    174–75 (distinguishing Alexander on this basis).
    42
    Which brings us back to Justice Alito’s
    concurrence in Morse. The linchpin justices in Morse—
    Justices Alito and Kennedy—expressly conditioned their
    joining the majority opinion on a narrower interpretation
    of the opinion—namely, that it did not permit the
    restriction of speech that could plausibly be interpreted as
    political or social speech. Had they known that lower
    courts would ignore their narrower understanding of the
    majority opinion—or had the majority opinion expressly
    gone farther than their limitations—then, by their own
    admission, they would not have joined the majority
    opinion. That would have transformed the five-justice
    majority opinion into a three-justice plurality opinion,
    with their concurring views becoming the controlling
    narrowest grounds under an uncontroversial application
    of the Marks doctrine. Why, then, should it matter
    whether they formally joined the majority opinion or not?
    It should not. Ignoring limitations placed on the
    majority opinion by a necessary member of the majority
    would mean that four justices could “fabricate a majority
    by binding a fifth to their interpretation of what they say,
    even though he writes separately to explain his own more
    narrow understanding.” McKoy, 494 U.S. at 462 n.3
    (Scalia, J., dissenting). That produces inexplicable
    anomalies. If a four-justice plurality holds X and Y, and
    a fifth justice “concurs in the judgment” to hold only X
    and rejects Y, the fifth member’s more limited views
    become binding under a straightforward application of
    43
    Marks. The same interpretation is true if the fifth justice
    joins the majority opinion and “concurs in part.” Yet if
    the same concurring justice joins the majority opinion
    while “concurring,” then the majority opinion holding X
    and Y becomes binding and the fifth member’s narrower
    views evaporate. Such an approach places all of its
    weight on the distinction between a justice’s choice to
    follow his name with “concurring” instead of “concurring
    in part” or “concurring in the judgment.” Cf. West,
    Concurring in Part and Concurring in the Confusion,
    104 Mich. L. Rev. at 1953–54 (explaining why these
    “after the comma” phrases cannot bear such weight);
    Tristan C. Pelham-Webb, Note, Powelling for Precedent:
    “Binding” Concurrences, 
    64 N.Y.U. Ann. Surv. Am. L. 693
    , 737 (2009) (same). That elevates formalism over
    substance at the expense of ignoring the very conditions
    on which a necessary member of the majority expressly
    chose to join the majority.
    In short, because Justice Alito’s concurrence
    provides “a single legal standard . . . [that] when properly
    applied, produce[s] results with which a majority of the
    Justices in the case articulating the standard would
    agree,” United States v. Donovan, 
    661 F.3d 174
    , 182 (3d
    Cir. 2011) (alterations in original) (internal quotation
    marks and citations omitted), his opinion in Morse forms
    the “narrowest grounds necessary to secure a majority,”
    Planned Parenthood of Se. Pa. v. Casey, 
    947 F.2d 682
    ,
    694 n.7 (3d Cir. 1991), aff’d in part and rev’d in part on
    44
    other grounds, 
    505 U.S. 833
     (1992). As a result, we
    agree with the en banc Fifth Circuit that the limitations
    placed on the majority opinion by Justice Alito’s
    concurrence are binding on us.17 See Morgan v.
    Swanson, 
    659 F.3d 359
    , 403 (5th Cir. 2011) (en banc)
    (majority opinion of Elrod, J.) (describing Justice Alito’s
    Morse concurrence as “controlling”); see also Morgan v.
    Plano Indep. Sch. Dist., 
    589 F.3d 740
    , 746 n.25 (5th Cir.
    2009) (“We have held Justice Alito’s concurrence to be
    the controlling opinion in Morse.” (citing Ponce, 
    508 F.3d at 768
    )).
    17
    We have had this same intuition previously. See J.S.,
    
    650 F.3d at 927
     (“Notably, Justice Alito’s concurrence in
    Morse further emphasizes the narrowness of the Court’s
    holding.”). And every court of appeals to address this
    question (other than the Seventh Circuit) has shared our
    intuition. See Morgan, 
    589 F.3d at
    746 n.25; Barr v.
    Lafon, 
    538 F.3d 554
    , 564 (6th Cir. 2008) (treating Justice
    Alito’s concurrence as the basis for Morse’s “narrow
    holding”); Corder v. Lewis Palmer Sch. Dist. No. 38, 
    566 F.3d 1219
    , 1228 (10th Cir. 2009) (same). The Seventh
    Circuit concluded, without citation or support, that the
    narrowest-grounds approachdoes not apply where there is
    a majority opinion, as in Morse.Nuxoll ex rel. Nuxoll v.
    Indian Prairie Sch. Dist. No. 204, 
    523 F.3d 668
    , 673 (7th
    Cir. 2008). But as we explain, we have already rejected
    the Seventh Circuit’s formalist approach when it was
    urged by dissenting colleagues in Horn and Bishop.
    45
    Justice Alito would have protected political or
    social speech reasonably interpreted to advocate illegal
    drug use, and that protection applies even more strongly
    to ambiguously lewd speech. In Morse, the Court added
    a new categorical exception to Tinker: student speech
    that a reasonable observer could interpret as advocating
    illegal drug use but that cannot plausibly be interpreted as
    addressing political or social issues. Id. at 422. The
    exception was justified because illegal drugs pose an
    “immediately obvious,” “grave” and “unique threat to the
    physical safety of students.” Id. at 425. Despite that
    threat, however, the Court held that speech advocating
    illegal drug use is not categorically unprotected if it “can
    plausibly be interpreted as commenting on any political
    or social issue, including speech on issues such as the
    wisdom of the war on drugs or of legalizing marijuana
    for medicinal use.” Id. at 422 (internal quotation marks
    omitted). Even with that limitation, the Court made clear
    that this new exception to Tinker “stand[s] at the far
    reaches of what the First Amendment permits.” Id. at
    425.
    If speech posing such a “grave” and “unique threat
    to the physical safety of students” can be categorically
    regulated only when it cannot “plausibly be interpreted as
    commenting on any political or social issue”—and that
    regulation nonetheless “stand[s] at the far reaches of
    what the First Amendment permits”—then there is no
    reason why ambiguously lewd speech should receive any
    46
    less protection when it also “can plausibly be interpreted
    as commenting on any political or social issue.” Id. at
    422, 425. One need not be a philosopher of Mill or
    Feinberg’s stature18 to recognize that harmful speech
    posing an “immediately obvious” threat to the “physical
    safety of students,” id. at 425, presents a far graver threat
    to the educational mission of schools—thereby
    warranting less protection—than ambiguously lewd
    speech that might undercut teaching “the appropriate
    form of civil discourse” to students, Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683
    . It would make no sense to afford a T-shirt
    exclaiming “I ♥ pot! (LEGALIZE IT)” protection under
    Morse while declaring that a bracelet saying “I ♥
    boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” is unprotected under
    Fraser.
    Those limits are persuasive on their own terms,
    even if we disregard the controlling limitations of Justice
    Alito’s Morse concurrence.          Fraser reflects the
    longstanding notions that “not all speech is of equal First
    18
    John Stuart Mill and Joel Feinberg are both known for,
    among other things, their groundbreaking work on the
    relationship between harm and offense and how conduct
    of each type might be subject to criminalization. See
    generally Joel Feinberg, Harm to Others: The Moral
    Limits of the Criminal Law (1984); Joel Feinberg,
    Offense to Others: The Moral Limits of the Criminal Law
    (1985); John Stuart Mill, On Liberty (1859).
    47
    Amendment importance” and that “speech on matters of
    public concern . . . is at the heart of the First
    Amendment’s protection.” Snyder v. Phelps, 
    131 S. Ct. 1207
    , 1215 (2011) (quotation marks and citations
    omitted); see also Connick v. Myers, 
    461 U.S. 138
    , 145
    (1983) (“[S]peech on public issues occupies the highest
    rung of the hierarchy of First Amendment values, and is
    entitled to special protection.” (internal quotation marks
    and citations omitted)). And it is only a limited
    exception to the otherwise “bedrock principle” of the
    First Amendment that “the government may not prohibit
    the expression of an idea simply because society finds the
    idea itself offensive or disagreeable.” Texas v. Johnson,
    
    491 U.S. 397
    , 414 (1989); see also Sable Commc’ns of
    Cal., Inc. v. FCC, 
    492 U.S. 115
    , 126 (1989) (“Sexual
    expression which is indecent but not obscene is protected
    by the First Amendment.”). The Supreme Court has
    never held that schools may bore willy-nilly through that
    bedrock principle. But it has made clear that “minors are
    entitled to a significant measure of First Amendment
    protection” and the government does not “have a free-
    floating power to restrict the ideas to which children may
    be exposed.” Brown v. Entm’t Merchs. Ass’n, 
    131 S. Ct. 2729
    , 2736 (2011). To be sure, Fraser rejected the idea
    that “simply because an offensive form of expression
    may not be prohibited to adults making what the speaker
    considers a political point, the same latitude must be
    permitted to children in a public school.” Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 682
    . As we have explained, though, Fraser was
    48
    limited to plainly lewd speech, and that refusal to protect
    a student’s plainly lewd speech where the same speech
    by an adult would be protected does not extend to
    political speech that is not plainly lewd. On that score,
    our conclusion puts us in good company with five
    justices in Morse19 who were expressly unwilling to
    permit a categorical exception to Tinker that would
    intrude on political or social speech and two justices20
    19
    In addition to Justices Alito and Kennedy, three
    dissenting justices (Justices Stevens, Souter, and
    Ginsburg) would not have extended the Morse exception
    to political or social speech. These five justices instead
    split over whether Morse’s speech could reasonably be
    interpreted as advocating illegal drug use. Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 444, 448
     (Stevens, J., dissenting) (concluding that
    Morse’s banner is constitutionally protected because it
    could not reasonably be interpreted as advocating illegal
    drug use and was at most a “minority[] viewpoint” in
    “the national debate about a serious issue” deserving
    First Amendment protection).
    20
    In the majority opinion, Chief Justice Roberts and
    Justice Scalia refused to “stretch[] Fraser” so far as to
    “encompass any speech that could fit under some
    definition of ‘offensive’” specifically to protect “political
    and religious speech [that] might be perceived as
    offensive to some.” Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 409
    ; see also 
    id. at 403
     (majority opinion) (“But not even Frederick
    argues that the banner conveys any sort of political or
    49
    who all but said as much.
    What’s more, this limitation is consistent with our
    previous intuitions as well as those of the Sixth and
    Second Circuits. See Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
     (Alito, J.)
    (noting that the “dichotomy” between Fraser and Tinker
    is “neatly illustrated by the comparison between Cohen’s
    [“Fuck the Draft”] jacket and Tinker’s armband”); Defoe,
    625 F.3d at 335 n.6 (rejecting the Eleventh Circuit’s
    extension of Fraser to displays of the Confederate flag
    and instead holding that such displays “by students [are]
    protected political speech that school officials may only
    regulate by satisfying the Tinker standard” (citing Barr v.
    Lefon, 
    538 F.3d. 554
    , 569 n.7 (6th Cir. 2008))); Guiles,
    religious message. Contrary to the dissent’s suggestion,
    this is plainly not a case about political debate over the
    criminalization of drug use or possession.”); 
    id.
     at 406
    n.2 (“[T]here is no serious argument that Frederick’s
    banner is political speech . . . .”). Although Justice
    Thomas joined that portion of the majority opinion, he
    would have concluded that “the First Amendment, as
    originally understood, does not protect student speech in
    public schools” and overruled Tinker. 
    Id.
     at 410–11
    (Thomas, J., concurring). Justice Breyer would have
    avoided the “difficult First Amendment issue” and
    concluded that “qualified immunity bars [Morse’s] claim
    for monetary damages.”         Id. at 425 (Breyer, J.,
    concurring in the judgment in part and dissenting in part).
    50
    
    461 F.3d at 325
     (holding Fraser inapplicable because the
    T-shirt was not “as plainly offensive as the sexually
    charged speech considered in Fraser . . . [,] especially
    when considering that [it was] part of an anti-drug
    political message”).
    Consequently, we hold that the Fraser exception
    does not permit ambiguously lewd speech to be
    categorically restricted if it can plausibly be interpreted
    as political or social speech.
    3. Under Fraser, schools may restrict plainly
    lewd speech regardless of whether it could
    plausibly be interpreted as social or political
    commentary.
    As the Supreme Court made clear in Fraser,
    though, schools may restrict plainly lewd speech
    regardless of whether it could plausibly be interpreted to
    comment on a political or social issue. Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 682
     (“[T]he First Amendment gives a high school
    student the classroom right to wear Tinker’s armband,
    but not Cohen’s [“Fuck the Draft”] jacket.”). That is true
    by definition. Plainly lewd speech “offends for the same
    reasons obscenity offends” because the speech in that
    category is “no essential part of any exposition of ideas”
    and thus carries very “slight social value.” 
    Id. at 683
    (quoting Pacifica Found., 
    438 U.S. at 746
     (plurality
    opinion)). As with obscenity in general, obscenity to
    minors, and all other historically unprotected categories
    51
    of speech, “the evil to be restricted so overwhelmingly
    outweighs the expressive interests, if any, at stake, that
    no process of case-by-case adjudication is required”
    because “the balance of competing interests is clearly
    struck.” Stevens, 130 S. Ct. at 1585–86 (quoting New
    York v. Ferber, 
    458 U.S. 747
    , 763–64 (1982)). In other
    words, we do not engage in a case-by-case determination
    of whether obscenity to minors—and by extension,
    plainly lewd speech under Fraser—carries social value.
    As a result, schools may continue to regulate plainly
    lewd, vulgar, profane, or offensive speech under Fraser
    even if a particular instance of such speech can
    “plausibly be interpreted as commenting on any political
    or social issue.” Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 422
     (Alito, J.,
    concurring).
    In response, the School District recites a mantra
    that has Fraser providing schools the ultimate discretion
    to define what is lewd and vulgar. It relies on the
    Supreme Court’s sentiment that schools may define their
    “basic educational mission” and prohibit student speech
    that is inconsistent with that mission. Kuhlmeier, 
    484 U.S. at
    266–67.21 Indeed, before Morse, some courts of
    21
    See also Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683
     (“[T]he determination
    of what manner of speech in the classroom or in school
    assembly is inappropriate properly rests with the school
    board.”); Pico, 
    457 U.S. at 864
     (“[F]ederal courts should
    not ordinarily ‘intervene in the resolution of conflicts
    52
    appeals adopted that broad interpretation of the Supreme
    Court’s student-speech cases. See, e.g., LaVine v. Blaine
    Sch. Dist., 
    257 F.3d 981
    , 988 (9th Cir. 2001) (“[A]
    school need not tolerate student speech that is
    inconsistent with its basic educational mission.”); Boroff
    v. Van Wert City Bd. of Educ., 
    220 F.3d 465
    , 470 (6th
    Cir. 2000) (“[W]here Boroff’s T-shirts contain symbols
    and words that promote values that are so patently
    contrary to the school’s educational mission, the School
    has the authority, under the circumstances of this case, to
    prohibit those T-shirts [under Fraser].”).
    Whatever the face value of those sentiments, such
    sweeping and total deference to school officials is
    incompatible with the Supreme Court’s teachings. In
    Tinker, Hazelwood, and Morse, the Supreme Court
    independently evaluated the meaning of the student’s
    speech and the reasonableness of the school’s
    which arise in the daily operation of school systems.’”
    (quoting Epperson v. Arkansas, 
    393 U.S. 97
    , 104
    (1968))); Wood v. Strickland, 
    420 U.S. 308
    , 326 (1975)
    (“It is not the role of the federal courts to set aside
    decisions of school administrators which the court may
    view as lacking a basis in wisdom or compassion.”); see
    also Kuhlmeier, 
    484 U.S. at 273
     (“[T]he education of the
    Nation’s youth is primarily the responsibility of parents,
    teachers, and state and local school officials, and not of
    federal judges.”).
    53
    interpretation and actions. There is no reason the
    school’s authority under Fraser should receive special
    treatment. More importantly, such an approach would
    swallow the other student-speech cases, including Tinker,
    effectively eliminating judicial review of student-speech
    restrictions. See Guiles, 
    461 F.3d at 327
     (making this
    point). That is precisely why the Supreme Court in
    Morse explicitly rejected total deference to school
    officials:
    The opinion of the Court does not endorse the
    broad argument advanced by petitioners and
    the United States that the First Amendment
    permits public school officials to censor any
    student speech that interferes with a school's
    “educational mission.” . . . The “educational
    mission” argument would give public school
    authorities a license to suppress speech on
    political and social issues based on
    disagreement with the viewpoint expressed.
    The argument, therefore, strikes at the very
    heart of the First Amendment.
    Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 423
     (Alito, J., concurring).
    Instead, Morse settled on a narrower view of
    deference, deferring to a school administrator’s
    “reasonable judgment that Frederick’s sign qualified as
    drug advocacy” only if the speech could not plausibly be
    interpreted as commenting on a political or social issue.
    54
    Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 441
     (Stevens, J., dissenting); see also
    
    id. at 408
     (majority opinion) (“[S]chools [may] restrict
    student expression that they reasonably regard as
    promoting illegal drug use.”); 
    id. at 422
     (Alito, J.,
    concurring) (“[A] public school may restrict speech that a
    reasonable observer would interpret as advocating illegal
    drug use . . . .”). Our approach to lewd speech provides
    the same degree of deference to schools as the Court did
    in Morse. We defer to a school’s reasonable judgment
    that an observer could interpret ambiguous speech as
    lewd, vulgar, profane, or offensive only if the speech
    could not plausibly be interpreted as commenting on a
    political or social issue.
    The School District invokes a parade of horribles
    that, in its view, would follow from our framework:
    protecting ambiguously lewd speech that comments on
    political or social issues—like the bracelets in this case—
    will encourage students to engage in more egregiously
    sexualized advocacy campaigns, which the schools will
    be obliged to allow. See Pa. Sch. Bd. Ass’n Amicus Br.
    in Supp. of Appellant at 19 (listing examples, including
    “I ♥ Balls!” apparel for testicular cancer, and “I ♥ Va Jay
    Jays” apparel for the Human Papillomaviruses); App.
    275–76 (raising the possibility of apparel bearing the
    slogans “I ♥ Balls!” or “I ♥ Titties!”). Like all slippery-
    slope arguments, the School District’s point can be
    inverted with equal logical force. If schools can
    categorically regulate terms like “boobies” even when the
    55
    message comments on a social or political issue, schools
    could eliminate all student speech touching on sex or
    merely having the potential to offend. See Frederick
    Schauer, Slippery Slopes, 
    99 Harv. L. Rev. 361
    , 381
    (1985) (“[I]n virtually every case in which a slippery
    slope argument is made, the opposing party could with
    equal formal and linguistic logic also make a slippery
    slope claim.”). The ease of turning a slippery-slope
    argument on its head explains why the persuasiveness of
    such a contention does not depend on its logical validity.
    
    Id.
     Instead, the correctness of a slippery-slope argument
    depends on an empirical prediction that a proposed rule
    will increase the likelihood of some other undesired
    outcome occurring. 
    Id.
     (“To some people, one argument
    will seem more persuasive than the other because the
    underlying empirical reality . . . makes one equally
    logical possibility seem substantially more likely to occur
    than the other.”); see also Eugene Volokh, The
    Mechanism of the Slippery Slope, 
    116 Harv. L. Rev. 1026
    , 1066–71 (2003) (making a similar point in the
    context of extending precedent). Because courts usually
    lack the data necessary for such a prediction, “fear of . . .
    what’s at the bottom of a long, slippery slope is not a
    good reason for today’s decision.” Marozsan v. United
    States, 
    852 F.2d 1469
    , 1499 (7th Cir. 1988) (en banc)
    (Easterbrook, J., dissenting). “The terror of extreme
    hypotheticals produces much bad law,” and so our
    answer to the School District’s “extreme hypothetical[s]”
    is that we will “cross that bridge when we come to it.”
    56
    
    Id.
    To make matters worse, the School District has
    greased the supposedly slippery slope by omitting any
    empirical evidence. We have no reason to think either
    that the parents of middle-school students will be willing
    to allow their children to wear apparel advocating
    political or social messages in egregious terms or that a
    student will overcome the typical middle-schooler’s
    embarrassment, immaturity, and social pressures by
    wearing such apparel. And many of the School District’s
    hypotheticals pose no worries under our framework. A
    school could categorically restrict an “I ♥ tits! (KEEP A
    BREAST)” bracelet because, as the Supreme Court
    explained in Pacifica, the word “tits” (and also
    presumably the diminutive “titties”) is a patently
    offensive reference to sexual organs and thus obscene to
    minors. See Pacifica Found., 
    438 U.S. at
    745–46
    (plurality opinion) (explaining that the comedian George
    Carlin’s seven “dirty” words, which includes “tits,”
    “offend for the same reasons that obscenity offends”);
    see also LaVine, 
    257 F.3d at 989
     (concluding that a poem
    “filled with imagery of violent death and suicide” was
    not “vulgar, lewd, obscene, or plainly offensive because
    it was “not ‘an elaborate, graphic, and explicit sexual
    metaphor’ as was the student’s speech in Fraser, nor
    [did] it contain the infamous seven words that cannot be
    said on the public airwaves”); cf. FCC v. Fox Television
    Stations, Inc., 
    556 U.S. 502
    , 517–18 (2009) (concluding
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    it was not arbitrary or capricious for the FCC to regulate
    even “isolated uses of sexual and excretory words,”
    including Carlin’s seven “dirty” words, because “[e]ven
    isolated utterances can be made in pander[ing], . . .
    vulgar and shocking manners” and can thus “constitute
    harmful first blow[s] to children” (alterations in
    original)). The same is true of a student’s drawings of
    stick figures in sexual positions, even if used to promote
    contraceptive use. Cf. R.O. ex rel. Ochshorn City Sch.
    Dist., 
    645 F.3d 533
    , 543 (2d Cir. 2011). And even if
    students engage in more questionable speech, the school
    retains the government’s normal sovereign authority to
    regulate speech as well as its additional powers as
    educator to restrict speech under Tinker, Kuhlmeier, and
    Morse. See, e.g., Hardwick v. Heyward, 
    711 F.3d 426
    ,
    440 (4th Cir. 2013) (holding that a school’s prohibition
    on wearing T-shirts depicting the Confederate battle flag
    was permissible under Tinker because of a history of
    racial tension and disruptions related to the Confederate
    flag).
    By contrast, there is empirical support for the
    opposite worry. Some schools, if empowered to do so,
    might eliminate all student speech touching on sex or
    merely having the potential to offend. Indeed, the
    Middle School’s administrators seemed inclined to do
    just that. They initially testified that they could ban the
    word “breast,” even if used in the context of a breast-
    cancer-awareness campaign, because the word, by itself,
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    “can be construed as [having] a sexual connotation.”
    App. 490, 497. If anything, the fear of a slippery slope
    cuts against the School District.
    In a similar vein, we need not speculate on
    context-dependent hypotheticals to give guidance to
    schools and district courts. The fault lines of our
    framework are adequately mapped out in the rest of First
    Amendment jurisprudence.          The Supreme Court’s
    obscenity-to-minors case law marks the contours of
    plainly lewd speech. See, e.g., Brown v. Entm’t Merchs.
    Ass’n, 
    131 S. Ct. 2729
    , 2735 (refusing to extend the
    categorical nonprotection for obscenity to minors to
    speech that is violent from a minor’s perspective);
    Ginsberg, 
    390 U.S. at 638
     (approving a state prohibition
    on selling minors sexual material that would be obscene
    from the minor’s perspective).             Those contours
    necessarily admit of some flexibility and can be
    “adjust[ed] . . . ‘to social realities by permitting the
    [sexual] appeal of this type of material to be assessed”
    from the minors’ perspective.          Id.; see also Fox
    Television Stations, Inc., 
    556 U.S. at 520
     (explaining that
    based on the obscenity-to-minors case law, the FCC
    properly “dr[aws] distinctions between the offensiveness
    of particular words based upon the context in which they
    appeared” on case-by-case basis without having to rely
    on empirical evidence as to the degree of offensiveness).
    And the government is not a stranger to determining
    whether speech plausibly comments on a political or
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    social issue. For that, we look to case law on whether
    speech involves a matter of public concern. See, e.g.,
    Garcetti v. Ceballos, 
    547 U.S. 410
    , 418 (2006)
    (“Pickering and the cases decided in its wake identify
    two inquiries to guide interpretation of the constitutional
    protections accorded to public employee speech. The
    first requires determining whether the employee spoke as
    a citizen on a matter of public concern. . . . If the answer
    is yes, then the possibility of a First Amendment claim
    arises.”). Of course, these rules lack “perfect clarity”—
    just as every legal rule contains fuzzy borders. Brown,
    
    131 S. Ct. at 2764
     (Breyer, J., dissenting); cf. United
    States v. Williams, 
    553 U.S. 285
    , 304 (2008) (“[P]erfect
    clarity and precise guidance have never been required
    even of regulations that restrict expressive activity.”).
    Even so, just because a “precise standard” for political
    speech or plain lewdness (obscenity to minors) “proves
    elusive,” it is still “easy enough to identify instances that
    fall within a legitimate regulation.” Brown, 131 S. Ct. at
    2764 (Breyer, J., dissenting). Over time, the fault lines
    demarcating plainly lewd speech and political or social
    speech will settle and become more rule-like as precedent
    accumulates.
    To recap: Under the government’s sovereign
    authority, a school may categorically ban obscenity,
    fighting words, and the like in schools; the student-
    speech cases do not supplant the government’s sovereign
    powers to regulate speech. See, e.g., Doe v. Pulaski
    60
    Cnty. Special Sch. Dist., 
    306 F.3d 616
    , 626, 626–27 (8th
    Cir. 2002) (en banc) (holding that the government, as K-
    12 educator, could punish a student for making a true
    threat); Cuff ex rel. B.C. v. Valley Cent. Sch. Dist., 
    677 F.3d 109
    , 118 (2d Cir. 2012) (Pooler, J., dissenting)
    (“Indeed, despite the expansion of school-specific
    exceptions to the First Amendment’s general prohibition
    against government restrictions on speech, certain well-
    settled rules apply to adults and adolescents alike.”).
    Under Fraser, a school may categorically restrict plainly
    lewd, vulgar, or profane speech that “offends for the
    same reasons obscenity offends” regardless of whether it
    can plausibly be interpreted as commenting on social or
    political issues. Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
     (quoting Fraser,
    
    478 U.S. at 685
    ). As we have explained, see supra at
    20–21, plainly lewd speech cannot, by definition, be
    plausibly interpreted as political or social commentary
    because the speech offends for the same reason obscenity
    offends and thus has slight social value. Fraser also
    permits a school to categorically restrict ambiguous
    speech that a reasonable observer could interpret as
    having a lewd, vulgar, or profane meaning so long as it
    could not also plausibly be interpreted as commenting on
    a social or political issue. But Fraser does not permit a
    school to categorically restrict ambiguous speech that a
    reasonable observer could interpret as having a lewd,
    vulgar, or profane meaning and could plausibly interpret
    as commenting on a social or political issue. And of
    course, if a reasonable observer could not interpret the
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    speech as lewd, vulgar, or profane, then Fraser simply
    does not apply. As always, a school’s other powers over
    student speech under Tinker, Kuhlmeier, and Morse
    remain as a backstop.
    C.    The Middle School’s ban on “I ♥ boobies!
    (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets
    Under this framework, the School District’s
    bracelet ban is an open-and-shut case. The “I ♥ boobies!
    (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets are not plainly lewd. The
    slogan bears no resemblance to Fraser’s “pervasive
    sexual innuendo” that was “plainly offensive to both
    teachers and students.” Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683
    .
    Teachers had to request guidance about how to deal with
    the bracelets, and school administrators did not conclude
    that the bracelets were vulgar until B.H. and K.M. had
    worn them every day for nearly two months. In addition,
    the Middle School used the term “boobies” in
    announcing the bracelet ban over the public address
    system and the school television station. What’s more,
    the bracelets do not contain language remotely akin to the
    seven words that are considered obscene to minors on
    broadcast television. Pacifica Found., 
    438 U.S. at
    745–
    46 (plurality opinion); LaVine, 
    257 F.3d at 989
    (concluding that speech was not vulgar, lewd, obscene, or
    plainly offensive because it was “not ‘an elaborate,
    graphic, and explicit sexual metaphor’ as was the
    student’s speech in Fraser, nor [did] it contain the
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    infamous seven words that cannot be said on the public
    airwaves” under Pacifica). Indeed, the term “boobie” is
    no more than a sophomoric synonym for “breast.” And
    as the School District also concedes, a reasonable
    observer would plausibly interpret the bracelets as part of
    a national breast-cancer-awareness campaign, an
    undeniably important social issue. Oral Arg. Tr. at
    10:11–16; see also K.J. ex rel. Braun v. Sauk Prairie Sch.
    Dist., No. 11-CV-622, slip op. at 14 (W.D. Wis. Feb. 6,
    2012) (“When one reads the entire phrase, it is clearly a
    message designed to promote breast cancer awareness.”).
    Accordingly, the bracelets cannot be categorically
    banned under Fraser.22
    IV.
    Fraser, of course, is only one of four school-
    specific avenues for regulating student speech.23 The
    22
    Because we conclude that the slogan is not plainly
    lewd and is plausibly interpreted as commenting on a
    social issue, the bracelets are protected under Fraser. As
    a result, we need not determine whether a reasonable
    observer could interpret the bracelets’ slogan as lewd.
    23
    As the Supreme Court has recently reaffirmed, there
    might be other exceptions to Tinker that have not yet
    been identified by the courts. See Morse, 
    551 U.S. at
    408–09 (identifying a new exception to the Tinker
    framework for speech that is reasonably interpreted as
    advocating illegal drug use and that is not plausibly
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    parties rightly agree that Kuhlmeier and Morse do not
    apply: no one could reasonably believe that the Middle
    School was somehow involved in the morning fashion
    decisions of a few students, and no one could reasonably
    interpret the bracelets as advocating illegal drug use.
    That leaves only Tinker as possible support for the
    School District’s ban. Under Tinker’s “general rule,” the
    government may restrict school speech “that threatens a
    specific and substantial disruption to the school
    environment” or “inva[des] . . . the rights of others.”
    Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at
    211 (citing Tinker, 
    393 U.S. at 504
    ).
    “[I]f a school can point to a well-founded expectation of
    disruption—especially one based on past incidents
    arising out of similar speech—the restriction may pass
    interpreted as commenting on any political or social
    issue). Compare id. at 405 (“Fraser established that the
    mode of analysis set forth in Tinker is not absolute.”),
    and id. at 406 (“And, like Fraser, [Kuhlmeier] confirms
    that the rule of Tinker is not the only basis for restricting
    student speech.”), with id. at 423 (Alito, J., concurring)
    (“I join the opinion of the Court on the understanding
    that the opinion does not hold that the special
    characteristics of the public schools necessarily justify
    any other speech restrictions.” (emphasis added)). Here,
    however, the School District relies solely on the existing
    school-speech framework and does not propose any new
    bases for restricting student speech.
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    constitutional muster.” Id. at 212; J.S. v. Blue Mountain
    Sch. Dist., 
    650 F.3d 915
    , 928 (3d Cir. 2011) (en banc)
    (“[T]he School District need not prove with absolute
    certainty that substantial disruption will occur.”). The
    School District has the burden of showing that the
    bracelet ban is constitutional under Tinker. See J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 928
    . That it cannot do.
    Tinker meant what it said: “a specific and
    significant fear of disruption, not just some remote
    apprehension of disturbance.” 
    Id.
     Tinker’s black
    armbands did not meet this standard, even though the
    armbands “caused comments, warnings by other
    students, the poking of fun at them, . . . a warning by an
    older football player that other, nonprotesting students
    had better let them alone,” and the “wreck[ing]” of a
    math teacher’s lesson period. Tinker, 393 U.S. at 517
    (Black, J., dissenting).
    Here, the record of disruption is even skimpier.
    When the School District announced the bracelet ban, it
    had no more than an “undifferentiated fear or remote
    apprehension of disturbance.” Sypniewski, 
    307 F.3d at 257
    . The bracelets had been on campus for at least two
    weeks without incident. B.H., 827 F. Supp. 2d at 408;
    see also App. 13 (“[N]one of the three principals had
    heard any reports of disruption or student misbehavior
    linked to the bracelets. Nor had any of the principals
    heard reports of inappropriate comments about
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    ‘boobies.’”). That track record “speaks strongly against a
    finding of likelihood of disruption.” Sypniewski, 
    307 F.3d at 254
    .
    The School District instead relies on two incidents
    that occurred after the ban. In one, a female student told
    a teacher that she believed some boys had remarked to
    girls about their “boobies” in relation to the bracelets—
    an incident that was never confirmed. B.H., 827 F. Supp.
    2d at 408. In the other, two female students were
    discussing the bracelets during lunch, and a boy
    interrupted them to say “I want boobies” while “making
    inappropriate gestures with two spherical candies.” Id.
    The boy was suspended for a day. Id.
    Even assuming that disruption arising after a
    school’s speech restriction could satisfy Tinker—a
    question we need not decide today—these two isolated
    incidents hardly bespeak a substantial disruption caused
    by the bracelets. “[S]tudent expression may not be
    suppressed simply because it gives rise to some slight,
    easily overlooked disruption, including but not limited to
    ‘a showing of mild curiosity’ by other students,
    ‘discussion and comment’ among students, or even some
    ‘hostile remarks’ or ‘discussion outside of the
    classrooms’ by other students.” Holloman ex rel.
    Holloman v. Harland, 
    370 F.3d 1252
    , 1271–72 (11th Cir.
    2004) (internal quotation marks and citations omitted).
    Given that Tinker’s black armband—worn to protest a
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    controversial war and divisive enough to prompt
    reactions from other students—was not a substantial
    disruption, neither is the “silent, passive expression” of
    breast-cancer awareness.24 Tinker, 
    393 U.S. at 508
    . If
    24
    According to B.H. and K.M., Tinker’s substantial-
    disruption standard does not permit a school to restrict
    speech because of the heckler’s veto of other students’
    disruptive reactions. See Appellees’ Br. at 35 (emphasis
    added). Because no forecast of substantial disruption
    would be reasonable on this record under any meaning of
    that term, we need not determine the precise interplay
    between the anti-heckler’s veto principle present
    elsewhere in free-speech doctrine and Tinker’s
    substantial-disruption standard in public schools.
    Compare Zamecnik, 
    636 F.3d at 879
     (noting that Tinker
    endorsed both the heckler’s veto doctrine and the
    substantial-disruption test and concluding that other
    students’ harassment of “Zamecnik because of their
    disapproval of her [“Be Happy, Not Gay” T-shirt] is not a
    permissible ground for banning it”), and Holloman, 
    370 F.3d at
    1275–76 (interpreting Tinker as endorsing an
    anti-heckler’s veto principle, concluding that “[w]hile the
    same constitutional standards do not always apply in
    public schools as on public streets, we cannot afford
    students less constitutional protection simply because
    their peers might illegally express disagreement through
    violence instead of reason”), with Taylor v. Roswell
    Indep. Sch. Dist., 
    713 F.3d 25
    , 38 (10th Cir. Apr. 8,
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    anything, the fact that these incidents did not occur until
    after the School District banned the bracelets suggests
    that the ban “exacerbated rather than contained the
    disruption in the school.” J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 931
     (drawing
    this same conclusion on a similar record).
    Undeterred, the School District invokes the other
    half of Tinker’s general rule, arguing that the bracelets
    invade other students’ Title IX rights to be free from
    sexual harassment. See Tinker, 
    393 U.S. at 513
    . Under
    Title IX, students may sue federally-funded schools that
    “act[] with deliberate indifference” to “harassment that is
    so severe, pervasive, and objectively offensive . . . that
    the victim students are effectively denied equal access to
    an institution’s resources and opportunities.” Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at
    205–06 (quoting Davis ex rel. LaShonda D. v.
    Monroe Cnty. Bd. of Educ., 
    516 U.S. 629
    , 651 (1999)).
    According to the School District, the “I ♥ boobies!
    (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelet was “deemed
    inappropriate for school due to the likelihood of a
    resultant increase in student-on-student sexual
    harassment.” Sch. Dist.’s Br. at 54.
    2013) (“Plaintiffs note that most disruptions occurred
    only because of wrongful behavior of third parties and
    that no Plaintiffs participated in these activities. . . . This
    argument might be effective outside the school context,
    but it ignores the ‘special characteristics of the school
    environment.’” (quoting Tinker, 393 U.S. at 506)).
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    That argument suffers from several flaws, not the
    least of which is the School District’s failure to raise it in
    the District Court and that Court’s consequent failure to
    address it. Freeman v. Pittsburgh Glass Works, LLC,
    
    709 F.3d 240
    , 249 (3d Cir. 2013) (“We generally refuse
    to consider issues that the parties have not raised below.”
    (citing Singleton v. Wulff, 
    428 U.S. 106
    , 120 (1976))).
    But there is an even more basic reason why the School
    District’s invocation of Title IX is not the shield it claims
    to be. Even assuming that protecting students from
    harassment under Title IX would satisfy Tinker’s rights-
    of-others prong,25 the School District does not explain
    25
    As we have repeatedly noted, “the precise scope of
    Tinker’s ‘interference with the rights of others’ language
    is unclear.” Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 217
     (quoting Tinker, 
    393 U.S. at 504
    ); DeJohn v. Temple Univ., 
    537 F.3d 301
    , 319
    (3d Cir. 2008). And the Supreme Court has “never
    squarely addressed whether harassment, when it takes the
    form of pure speech, is exempt from First Amendment
    protection.” Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 207
    . We need not address
    either of these points today. Even if Tinker permits
    school regulation of pure speech that would constitute
    “harassment” under Title IX, the School District has not
    offered any explanation or evidence of how passively
    wearing the “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets
    would create such a severe and pervasive environment in
    the Middle School. Cf. Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 204
     (Alito, J.)
    (“There is no categorical ‘harassment exception’ to the
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    why the bracelets would breed an environment of
    pervasive and severe harassment. See, e.g., DeJohn v.
    Temple Univ., 
    537 F.3d 301
    , 320 (3d Cir. 2008)
    (“[U]nless harassment is qualified with a standard akin to
    a severe or pervasive requirement, [an anti-]harassment
    policy may suppress core protected speech.”); Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 217
     (rejecting a school district’s similar argument
    that it could ban speech creating a “hostile environment”
    without showing that the particular speech covered by the
    policy would create a severe or pervasive environment);
    see also Nuxoll ex rel. Nuxoll v. Indian Prairie Sch. Dist.
    No. 204, 
    523 F.3d 668
    , 676 (7th Cir. 2008) (“[I]t is
    highly speculative that allowing the plaintiff to wear a T-
    shirt that says “Be Happy, Not Gay” would have even a
    slight tendency to provoke such incidents [of student-on-
    student harassment], or for that matter to poison the
    educational atmosphere.”).
    The bracelet ban cannot be upheld on the authority
    of Tinker.
    V.
    Because the School District’s ban cannot pass
    scrutiny under Fraser or Tinker, B.H. and K.M. are likely
    to succeed on the merits. In light of that conclusion, the
    First Amendment’s free speech clause.”); Rodriguez v.
    Maricopa Cnty. Cmty. College Dist., 
    605 F.3d 703
    , 708
    (9th Cir. 2010) (agreeing with Saxe’s statement).
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    remaining preliminary-injunction factors also favor them.
    The ban prevents B.H. and K.M. from exercising their
    right to freedom of speech, which “unquestionably
    constitutes irreparable injury.” K.A. ex rel. Ayers v.
    Pocono Mountain Sch. Dist., 
    710 F.3d 99
    , 113 (3d Cir.
    2013) (quoting Elrod v. Burns, 
    427 U.S. 347
    , 373 (1976)
    (plurality opinion)). An after-the-fact money judgment
    would hardly make up for their lost opportunity to wear
    the bracelets in school. See Elrod, 
    427 U.S. at
    374 n.29
    (“The timeliness of political speech is particularly
    important.”).
    And the preliminary injunction does not “result in
    even greater harm to” the School District, the non-
    moving party. Allegheny Energy, Inc. v. DQE, Inc., 
    171 F.3d 153
    , 158 (3d Cir. 1999). The School District
    complains that unless the bracelet ban stands, it “has no
    clear guidance” on how to enforce its dress code.
    Appellant’s Br. at 60. But the injunction addresses only
    the School District’s ban of the “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A
    BREAST)” bracelets. It does not enjoin the School
    District’s regulation of other types of apparel, such as the
    “Save the ta-tas” T-shirt or testicular-cancer-awareness
    apparel bearing the phrase “feelmyballs.org.” Whether
    the injunction stays or goes, the School District will have
    to continue making individualized assessments of
    whether it may restrict student speech consistent with the
    First Amendment, just as school administrators have
    always had to do. See, e.g., Castorina ex rel. Rewt v.
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    Madison Cnty. Sch. Bd., 
    246 F.3d 536
    , 543 (6th Cir.
    2001) (“The foregoing discussion of the three Supreme
    Court . . . cases demonstrates the importance of the
    factual circumstances in school speech cases . . . .”). The
    District Court’s injunction against the bracelet ban does
    not change that.
    Lastly, granting the preliminary injunction furthers
    the public interest. The School District argues that the
    injunction eliminates its “authority to manage its student
    population” and thus harms the public. Appellant’s Br. at
    61. Again, that hyperbolic protest ignores the narrow
    breadth of the injunction, which addresses only the
    constitutionality of the bracelet ban under the facts of this
    case.       More importantly, allowing a school’s
    unconstitutional speech restriction to continue
    “vindicates no public interest.” K.A., 
    2013 WL 915059
    ,
    at *11 (citation omitted). For these reasons, the District
    Court did not abuse its discretion by enjoining the School
    District’s bracelet ban.
    *      *     *      *      *
    School administrators “have a difficult job,” and
    we are well-aware that the job is not getting any easier.
    Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 409
    . Besides the teaching function,
    school administrators must deal with students distracted
    by cell phones in class and poverty at home, parental
    under- and over-involvement, bullying and sexting,
    preparing students for standardized testing, and ever-
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    diminishing funding. When they are not focused on
    those issues, school administrators must inculcate
    students with “the shared values of a civilized social
    order.” Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683
    ; see also McCauley v.
    Univ. of the V.I., 
    618 F.3d 232
    , 243 (3d Cir. 2010)
    (quoting Brown v. Bd. of Educ., 
    347 U.S. 483
    , 493
    (1954)) (“Public elementary and high school education is
    as much about learning how to be a good citizen as it is
    about multiplication tables and United States history.”).
    We do not envy those challenges, which require
    school administrators “to make numerous difficult
    decisions about when to place restrictions on speech in
    our public schools.” Morgan v. Swanson, 
    659 F.3d 359
    ,
    420 (5th Cir. 2011) (en banc) (majority opinion of Elrod,
    J.). And the School District in this case was not
    unreasonably concerned that permitting “I ♥ boobies!
    (KEEP A BREAST)” bracelets in this case might require
    it to permit other messages that were sexually oriented in
    nature. But schools cannot avoid teaching our citizens-
    in-training how to appropriately navigate the
    “marketplace of ideas.” Just because letting in one idea
    might invite even more difficult judgment calls about
    other ideas cannot justify suppressing speech of genuine
    social value. Tinker, 393 U.S. at 511 (“The classroom is
    peculiarly the ‘marketplace of ideas.’ The Nation’s
    future depends upon leaders trained through wide
    exposure to that robust exchange of ideas which
    discovers truth ‘out of a multitude of tongues,’ (rather)
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    than through any kind of authoritative selection.’”
    (quoting Keyishian v. Bd. of Regents of Univ. of State of
    N.Y., 
    385 U.S. 589
    , 603 (1967))); see 
    id. at 511
    (“[S]chool officials cannot suppress ‘expressions of
    feelings with which they do not wish to contend.’”
    (citation omitted)).
    We will affirm the District Court’s order granting a
    preliminary injunction.
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    HARDIMAN, Circuit Judge, dissenting with whom
    CHAGARES, JORDAN, GREENAWAY, JR., and
    GREENBERG, join.
    Today the Court holds that twelve-year-olds have a
    constitutional right to wear in school a bracelet that says ―I ♥
    boobies! (KEEP A BREAST).‖ Because this decision is
    inconsistent with the Supreme Court‘s First Amendment
    jurisprudence, I respectfully dissent.
    I
    My colleagues conclude that the Supreme Court‘s
    decision in Bethel School District No. 403 v. Fraser, 
    478 U.S. 675
     (1986), cannot justify the Easton Area School District‘s
    bracelet ban ―because [the bracelets] comment on a social
    issue.‖ Maj. Typescript at 6. This limitation on the ability of
    schools to regulate student speech that could reasonably be
    deemed lewd, vulgar, plainly offensive, or constituting sexual
    innuendo finds no support in Fraser or its progeny. The
    Majority‘s ―high value speech‖ modification of Fraser is
    based on the following two premises it derives from the
    Supreme Court‘s decision in Morse v. Frederick, 
    551 U.S. 393
     (2007): first, that Justice Alito‘s concurrence in Morse is
    the ―controlling‖ opinion in that case, Maj. Typescript at 21
    n.10, 43, 45, 47; and second, that Morse ―modified‖ the
    Supreme Court‘s decision in Fraser, Maj. Typescript at 6,
    46–51. Both premises are wrong.
    A
    I begin with the Majority‘s first premise, namely, that
    Justice Alito‘s concurrence in Morse is the ―controlling‖
    opinion in that case, despite the fact that Chief Justice
    1
    Roberts‘s majority opinion was joined in full by four other
    Justices. Maj. Typescript at 36–46. This distinctly minority
    view is contrary both to the understanding of Morse
    expressed by eight of our sister Courts of Appeals and to what
    we ourselves have repeatedly articulated to be the Court‘s
    holding in Morse. By endorsing the Fifth Circuit‘s mistaken
    understanding of Morse, the Majority applies an incorrect
    legal standard that leads to the unfortunate result the Court
    reaches today.
    The notion that Justice Alito‘s concurrence in Morse is
    the controlling opinion flows from a misunderstanding of the
    Supreme Court‘s ―narrowest grounds‖ doctrine as established
    in Marks v. United States, 
    430 U.S. 188
     (1977). In Marks,
    the petitioners had been convicted of distributing obscene
    materials pursuant to jury instructions that were modeled on
    the definition of obscenity articulated in Miller v. California,
    
    413 U.S. 15
     (1973). Marks, 
    430 U.S. at 190
    . Because the
    petitioners‘ conduct occurred before the Court had decided
    Miller, they argued that due process entitled them ―to jury
    instructions not under Miller, but under the more favorable
    [obscenity] formulation of Memoirs v. Massachusetts.‖ 
    Id.
    That formulation was unclear, however, because the Memoirs
    Court had issued a fractured decision; no more than three of
    the six Justices who voted for the judgment endorsed any one
    of three separate opinions, each of which articulated a
    different standard for obscenity.           See Memoirs v.
    Massachusetts, 
    383 U.S. 413
    , 414, 418 (1966) (plurality
    opinion) (Justice Brennan, joined by Chief Justice Warren
    and Justice Fortas, stating that obscenity may be proscribed if
    it is ―utterly without redeeming social value‖); 
    id. at 421, 424
    (Black and Douglas, JJ., concurring in judgment) (concurring
    separately on the grounds that obscenity cannot be
    2
    proscribed); 
    id. at 421
     (Stewart, J., concurring in judgment)
    (concurring on the grounds that only hard-core pornography
    is proscribable as obscene). The lack of a majority opinion in
    Memoirs led the Sixth Circuit in Marks to reject the
    petitioners‘ argument that the plurality‘s ―utterly without
    redeeming social value‖ standard was the governing rule. It
    reasoned that because ―the Memoirs standards never
    commanded the assent of more than three Justices at any one
    time . . . Memoirs never became the law.‖ Marks, 
    430 U.S. at 192
     (describing the lower court‘s holding).
    On appeal, the Supreme Court rejected the Sixth
    Circuit‘s reasoning and articulated the following standard:
    ―When a fragmented Court decides a case and no single
    rationale explaining the result enjoys the assent of five
    Justices, ‗the holding of the Court may be viewed as that
    position taken by those members who concurred in the
    judgments on the narrowest grounds . . . .‘‖ 
    Id. at 193
    (quoting Gregg v. Georgia, 
    428 U.S. 153
    , 169 n.15 (1976)
    (plurality opinion)). Based on this reasoning, the Court
    concluded that because three Justices joined the plurality
    opinion and Justices Black and Douglas ―concurred on
    broader grounds,‖ ―[t]he view of the Memoirs plurality . . .
    constituted the holding of the Court and provided the
    governing standards.‖ Marks, 
    430 U.S. at
    193–94.
    As Marks demonstrates, the narrowest grounds rule is
    a necessary tool for deciphering the holding of the Court
    when there is no majority opinion. See, e.g., Grutter v.
    Bollinger, 
    539 U.S. 306
    , 325 (2003) (attempting to apply the
    Marks rule to derive a holding in the ―fractured decision‖
    Regents of the University of California v. Bakke, 
    438 U.S. 265
     (1978)). Contrary to the Majority‘s holding today,
    neither Marks nor other Supreme Court decisions support the
    3
    ―unprecedented argument that a statement of legal opinion
    joined by five Justices of th[e] Court does not carry the force
    of law,‖ Vasquez v. Hillery, 
    474 U.S. 254
    , 261 n.4 (1986).
    Rather, the narrowest grounds rule applies only to ―discern a
    single holding of the Court in cases in which no opinion on
    the issue in question has garnered the support of a majority.‖
    Id.; cf. Black‘s Law Dictionary 1201 (9th ed. 2009) (defining
    a ―majority opinion‖ as ―[a]n opinion joined in by more than
    half the judges considering a given case‖).
    Unable to find persuasive Supreme Court authority to
    buttress its novel reading of Marks, the Majority argues that
    our Court has ―applied the narrowest-grounds approach in
    circumstances beyond those posed by Marks, including to
    determine holdings in majority opinions.‖ Maj. Typescript at
    37–38 (footnotes, citation, and internal quotation marks
    omitted). For support, the Majority cites our decisions in
    Horn v. Thoratec Corp., 
    376 F.3d 163
     (3d Cir. 2004), and
    United States v. Bishop, 
    66 F.3d 569
     (3d Cir. 1995). Maj.
    Typescript at 39–42. Neither case counsels the Majority‘s
    application of the narrowest-grounds doctrine to interpret
    Morse.
    In Horn, we looked to Justice Breyer‘s concurrence in
    Medtronic v. Lohr, 
    518 U.S. 470
     (1996), for guidance on how
    to address an issue central to our case, but that the Lohr Court
    discussed only in dicta. See Horn, 
    376 F.3d at
    175–76
    (comparing Justice Breyer‘s ―more narrow‖ view on
    preemption with ―Justice Stevens‘ sweeping pronouncement
    [in his plurality opinion] that [the statute at issue] almost
    never preempts a state common law claim‖). Likewise, in
    Bishop, we cited Justice Kennedy‘s concurrence in United
    States v. Lopez, 
    514 U.S. 549
     (1995), in order to reinforce the
    already established principle that courts must exercise ―‗great
    4
    restraint‘ before a court finds Congress to have overstepped
    its commerce power‖ despite Lopez‘s revolutionary holding.
    Bishop, 
    66 F.3d at 590
     (quoting Lopez, 
    514 U.S. at 568
    (Kennedy, J., concurring)). Critically, in neither of these
    cases did we indicate a belief that a concurring Justice can
    create a new rule of law simply by both asking and answering
    a question left unaddressed by the majority opinion. In fact,
    we noted that Justice Breyer‘s concurrence in Horn was
    particularly persuasive because ―Justice Breyer did not
    discuss issues in his concurring opinion that Justice Stevens,
    writing on behalf of the four-judge plurality, did not reach.‖
    Horn, 
    376 F.3d at 175
    . That is not the case here.
    The Majority concedes that a concurring ―justice‘s
    opinion ‗cannot add to what the majority opinion holds‘ by
    ‗binding the other four [j]ustices to what they have not said.‘‖
    Maj. Typescript at 39 (quoting McKoy v. North Carolina, 
    494 U.S. 433
    , 462 n.3 (1990) (Scalia, J., dissenting)). Yet by
    holding that Justice Alito‘s concurrence ―controls the
    majority opinion in Morse,‖ Maj. Typescript at 36, the
    Majority violates this very principle. The majority in Morse
    noted that ―this is plainly not a case about political debate,‖
    Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 403
    , and refused to address what the result
    of the case would have been had Frederick‘s banner been
    ―political.‖   The Majority implies that Justice Alito‘s
    concurrence provides a definitive, ―controlling‖ answer to fill
    the void left by the Morse majority opinion, but the Supreme
    Court has disavowed this approach: ―The Court would be in
    an odd predicament if a concurring minority of the Justices
    could force the majority to address a point they found it
    unnecessary (and did not wish) to address, under compulsion
    of [the dissent‘s] new principle that silence implies
    agreement.‖ Alexander v. Sandoval, 
    532 U.S. 275
    , 285 n.5
    5
    (2001). Put another way, a majority ―holding is not made
    coextensive with the concurrence because [the majority]
    opinion does not expressly preclude (is ‗consistent with[]‘ . .
    .) the concurrence‘s approach.‖ 
    Id.
    Notwithstanding the Majority‘s statement to the
    contrary, we have never applied the Marks rule to hold that a
    concurrence may co-opt an opinion joined by at least five
    Justices. Rather, consistent with Marks, ―we have looked to
    the votes of dissenting Justices if they, combined with votes
    from plurality or concurring opinions, establish a majority
    view on the relevant issue.‖ United States v. Donovan, 
    661 F.3d 174
    , 182 (3d Cir. 2011) (emphasis added); see also
    Student Pub. Interest Research Grp. of N.J., Inc. v. AT&T
    Bell Labs., 
    842 F.2d 1436
    , 1451 & n.16 (3d Cir. 1988). In
    Donovan, we used Marks to analyze the Supreme Court‘s
    ―fractured‖ decision in Rapanos v. United States, 
    547 U.S. 715
     (2006), a case in which only three other Justices joined
    Justice Scalia‘s plurality opinion and four others dissented.
    Donovan, 
    661 F.3d at 179, 182
    . Nowhere did we suggest that
    Marks would have been applicable had Rapanos featured a
    single majority opinion. Likewise, in Planned Parenthood of
    Southeastern Pennsylvania v. Casey, 
    947 F.2d 682
     (3d Cir.
    1991), rev’d on other grounds, 
    505 U.S. 833
     (1992), we held
    that Marks stands for the proposition that ―the controlling
    opinion in a splintered decision is that of the Justice or
    Justices who concur on the ‗narrowest grounds.‘‖ Casey, 
    947 F.2d at 693
     (emphasis added). We then applied this principle
    while interpreting the Supreme Court‘s plurality decisions in
    Webster v. Reproductive Health Services, 
    492 U.S. 490
    (1989), and Hodgson v. Minnesota, 
    497 U.S. 417
     (1990). See
    Casey, 947 F.3d at 695–96 (noting that in Webster ―[t]he five
    Justices in the majority issued three opinions,‖ none of which
    6
    garnered five votes on the legal issue in dispute, and that
    ―Hodgson was decided in a similar manner‖). Once again,
    we gave no indication that Marks would have applied had
    five Justices or more joined the same opinion.
    I also find it significant that, in the six years since
    Morse was decided, nine of ten appellate courts have cited as
    its holding the following standard articulated by Chief Justice
    Roberts in his opinion for the Court: ―[A] principal may,
    consistent with the First Amendment, restrict student speech
    at a school event, when that speech is reasonably viewed as
    promoting illegal drug use,‖ Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 403
    .1 Not
    1
    See Doninger v. Niehoff, 
    642 F.3d 334
    , 345 (2d Cir.
    2011) (―[T]he Supreme Court has determined that public
    schools may ‗take steps to safeguard those entrusted to their
    care from speech that can reasonably be regarded as
    encouraging illegal drug use‘ because of the special nature of
    the school environment and the dangers posed by student
    drug use.‖ (citations omitted)); Hardwick ex rel. Hardwick v.
    Heyward, 
    711 F.3d 426
    , 435 (4th Cir. 2013) (―[S]chool
    officials can regulate student speech that can plausibly be
    interpreted as promoting illegal drugs because of ‗the dangers
    of illegal drug use.‘‖ (citation omitted)); Defoe ex rel. Defoe
    v. Spiva, 
    625 F.3d 324
    , 332–33 (6th Cir. 2010) (―As this
    Court has already recognized, however, the Morse holding
    was a narrow one, determining no more than that a public
    school may prohibit student expression at school or at school-
    sponsored events during school hours that can be ‗reasonably
    viewed as promoting drug use.‘‖ (citation omitted));
    Zamecnik v. Indian Prairie Sch. Dist. No. 204, 
    636 F.3d 874
    ,
    877 (7th Cir. 2011) (noting that promoting ―the use of illegal
    drugs, [is] a form of advocacy in the school setting that can be
    7
    one of these courts indicated that Justice Alito‘s concurrence
    controls, or that his dicta regarding ―political or social
    speech‖ altered or circumscribed the Court‘s holding in
    Morse. We too have articulated the import of Morse
    consistent with these eight appellate courts: ―[I]n Morse, the
    Court held that ‗schools may take steps to safeguard those
    entrusted to their care from speech that can reasonably be
    regarded as encouraging illegal drug use.‘‖ K.A. ex rel. Ayers
    v. Pocono Mountain Sch. Dist., 
    710 F.3d 99
    , 107 (3d Cir.
    prohibited without evidence of disruption‖ (citation omitted));
    D.J.M. ex rel. D.M. v. Hannibal Pub. Sch. Dist. No. 60, 
    647 F.3d 754
    , 761 (8th Cir. 2011) (―Chief Justice Roberts
    reviewed the Court‘s approach in these prior decisions before
    holding ‗that schools may take steps to safeguard those
    entrusted to their care from speech that can reasonably be
    regarded as encouraging illegal drug use.‘‖ (citation
    omitted)); Redding v. Safford Unified Sch. Dist. No. 1, 
    531 F.3d 1071
    , 1094 (9th Cir. 2008), rev’d on other grounds, 
    557 U.S. 364
     (2009) (―[S]chools can ‗restrict student expression
    that they reasonably regard as promoting illegal drug use.‘‖
    (citation omitted)); Corder v. Lewis Palmer Sch. Dist. No. 38,
    
    566 F.3d 1219
    , 1228 (10th Cir. 2009) (―[A] public school
    may prohibit student speech at school or at a school-
    sponsored event during school hours that the school
    ‗reasonably view[s] as promoting illegal drug use.‘‖ (citation
    omitted)); Boim v. Fulton Cnty. Sch. Dist., 
    494 F.3d 978
    , 984
    (11th Cir. 2007) (―[T]he special characteristics of the school
    environment and the governmental interest in stopping
    student drug abuse . . . allow schools to restrict student
    expression that they reasonably regard as promoting illegal
    drug use.‖ (citation omitted)).
    8
    2013) (citation omitted).2 This widespread consensus is
    further proof that Chief Justice Roberts‘s majority opinion,
    not Justice Alito‘s concurrence, is the controlling opinion in
    Morse.
    Before today, only the Fifth Circuit had held
    otherwise. See Morgan v. Plano Indep. Sch. Dist., 
    589 F.3d 740
    , 746 n.25 (5th Cir. 2009) (―We have held Justice Alito‘s
    concurrence to be the controlling opinion in Morse.‖ (citing
    Ponce v. Socorro Indep. Sch. Dist., 
    508 F.3d 765
    , 768 (5th
    Cir. 2007)); see also Morgan, 
    589 F.3d at
    745 n.15
    (interpreting the holding in Morse to be ―that schools may
    regulate speech that a reasonable observer would interpret as
    advocating illegal drug use and that could not be interpreted
    as commenting on any political or social issue‖ (internal
    quotation marks omitted)).3 However, the Fifth Circuit did
    2
    The Majority cites our opinion in J.S. ex rel. Snyder
    v. Blue Mountain Sch. Dist., 
    650 F.3d 915
     (3d Cir. 2011), as
    evidence that we ―previously‖ had the ―intuition‖ that Justice
    Alito‘s concurrence controls the Supreme Court‘s opinion in
    Morse. Maj. Typescript at 45 n.17. But in J.S., as in K.A., we
    explicitly noted that the Supreme Court ―held that ‗the special
    characteristics of the school environment and the
    governmental interest in stopping drug abuse allow schools to
    restrict student expression that they reasonably regard as
    promoting illegal drug use.‘‖ 
    650 F.3d at 927
     (emphasis
    added) (quoting Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 408
    ) (alterations, citation,
    and internal quotation marks omitted).
    3
    The Majority claims that both the Sixth Circuit and
    Tenth Circuit agree with the Fifth Circuit that Justice Alito‘s
    concurrence is controlling. See Maj. Typescript at 45 n.17
    9
    not cite Marks or any other ―narrowest grounds‖ case and
    provided no justification to support its conclusion that Justice
    Alito‘s concurrence is the controlling opinion in Morse. As
    the Seventh Circuit has aptly noted:
    The plaintiff calls Justice Alito‘s concurrence
    the ―controlling‖ opinion in Morse because
    Justices Alito and Kennedy were part of a five-
    Justice majority, so that their votes were crucial
    to the decision. But they joined the majority
    opinion, not just the decision, and by doing so
    they made it a majority opinion and not merely,
    as the plaintiff believes (as does the Fifth
    Circuit, Ponce v. Socorro Independent School
    (citing Barr v. Lafon, 
    538 F.3d 554
    , 564 (6th Cir. 2008), and
    Corder, 
    566 F.3d at 1228
    ). I disagree. In Barr, the Sixth
    Circuit recognized Chief Justice Roberts‘s articulation that ―a
    public school may prohibit student speech at school or at a
    school-sponsored event during school hours that the school
    ‗reasonably view[s] as promoting illegal drug use‘‖ as the
    Court‘s ―narrow holding.‖ 
    538 F.3d at 564
     (citation omitted).
    Although the opinion went on to discuss Justice Alito‘s
    concurrence, the Sixth Circuit never opined that the
    concurrence controls or otherwise modifies what the court
    had previously described as Morse‘s ―narrow holding.‖ See
    id.; see also Defoe, 625 F.3d at 332–33 & n.5 (describing the
    same ―narrow‖ holding in Morse before discussing Justice
    Alito‘s concurrence in a footnote). The same can be said for
    the Tenth Circuit‘s decision in Corder, which essentially
    parrots Barr‘s description of Morse‘s majority opinion and
    Justice Alito‘s concurrence. See Corder, 
    566 F.3d at 1228
    (quoting Barr, 
    538 F.3d at 564
    ).
    10
    District, 
    508 F.3d 765
    , 768 (5th Cir. 2007)), a
    plurality opinion. The concurring Justices
    wanted to emphasize that in allowing a school
    to forbid student speech that encourages the use
    of illegal drugs the Court was not giving
    schools carte blanche to regulate student
    speech. And they were expressing their own
    view of the permissible scope of such
    regulation.
    Nuxoll ex rel. Nuxoll v. Indian Prarie Sch. Dist. # 204, 
    523 F.3d 668
    , 673 (7th Cir. 2008) (emphasis added) (citation
    omitted). This interpretation of the relationship between
    Justice Alito‘s concurrence and the majority opinion in Morse
    is the correct one because it is faithful to Marks and its
    progeny.
    For the reasons stated, I would not read Justice Alito‘s
    concurrence as altering or circumscribing a majority opinion
    for the Court that he joined in toto. Thus, the Court‘s holding
    in Morse remains the familiar articulation that has been
    consistently stated, time and again, by this Court and eight
    other Courts of Appeals: ―[A] principal may, consistent with
    the First Amendment, restrict student speech at a school
    event, when that speech is reasonably viewed as promoting
    illegal drug use.‖ Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 403
    .
    B
    If Justice Alito‘s concurrence is not the ―controlling‖
    opinion in Morse, the Majority has committed legal error by
    engrafting his dicta regarding ―social or political‖
    commentary as a limitation upon the ability of schools to
    regulate speech that runs afoul of Fraser. But even assuming,
    11
    arguendo, that Justice Alito‘s concurrence alters or
    circumscribes the Court‘s opinion in Morse, it is far from
    clear that it had anything to say about the realm Fraser carved
    out of Tinker v. Des Moines Independent Community School
    District, 
    393 U.S. 503
     (1969).
    Tinker established the general rule that ―student
    expression may not be suppressed unless school officials
    reasonably conclude that it will ‗materially and substantially
    disrupt the work and discipline of the school.‘‖ Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 403
     (quoting Tinker, 
    393 U.S. at 513
    ); see also, e.g.,
    Saxe v. State Coll. Area Sch. Dist., 
    240 F.3d 200
    , 211 (3d Cir.
    2001). Tinker‘s ―substantial disruption‖ test does not apply in
    every case, however. As then-Judge Alito wrote when he was
    a member of this Court, ―the Supreme Court has carved out a
    number of narrow categories of speech that a school may
    restrict even without the threat of substantial disruption.‖ 
    Id. at 212
    ; see also J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 927
     (emphasizing that the
    exceptions to Tinker are ―narrow‖). First came Fraser, in
    which the Supreme Court held that schools may restrict the
    manner in which a student conveys his message by forbidding
    and punishing the use of lewd, vulgar, indecent, or plainly
    offensive speech. See Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at
    680–86. Then, in
    Hazelwood School District v. Kuhlmeier, 
    484 U.S. 260
    (1988), the Court held that administrators may regulate
    speech that is school-sponsored or could reasonably be
    viewed as the school‘s own speech. 
    Id.
     at 272–73. Most
    recently, in Morse the Court held that ―schools may take steps
    to safeguard those entrusted to their care from speech that can
    reasonably be regarded as encouraging illegal drug use.‖
    Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 397
    .
    As these cases indicate, ―[s]ince Tinker, every
    Supreme Court decision looking at student speech has
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    expanded the kinds of speech schools can regulate.‖ Palmer
    ex rel. Palmer v. Waxahachie Indep. Sch. Dist., 
    579 F.3d 502
    ,
    507 (5th Cir. 2009); cf. Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 417
     (Thomas, J.,
    concurring) (observing that ―the Court has since scaled back
    Tinker‘s standard, or rather set the standard aside on an ad
    hoc basis‖). In derogation of this consistent trend, the
    Majority makes us the first United States Court of Appeals to
    suggest that Morse has circumscribed Fraser, thereby
    limiting the ability of teachers and administrators to regulate
    student speech.
    In addition to overriding the careful steps taken to
    allow schools to regulate student speech since Tinker, the
    Majority errs by placing Morse at the center of a case that has
    nothing whatsoever to do with illegal drug use. That Morse is
    not central to this case is borne out by the way the case was
    litigated and adjudicated. The District Court concluded that
    only the standards of Tinker and Fraser are implicated, and
    neither party ever argued otherwise. See B.H. v. Easton Area
    Sch. Dist., 
    827 F. Supp. 2d 392
    , 394 (E.D. Pa. 2011) (―The
    two Supreme Court cases examining student speech that are
    most relevant to this case are Fraser and Tinker.‖). The
    School District primarily contends that the ―I ♥ boobies!‖
    bracelets are proscribable because they express sexual
    innuendo that can reasonably be classified in the middle
    school context as lewd, vulgar, and indecent speech.
    Plaintiffs rejoin that the word ―boobies‖ is neither inherently
    sexual nor vulgar, especially when conspicuously tied to
    breast cancer awareness. Until the case reached the en banc
    Court, no party or judge had suggested that Morse provided
    the governing standard for this dispute. And rightly so,
    because this is a Fraser case, not a Morse case, and there are
    critical differences between the two.
    13
    Courts have recognized, time and again, that the three
    exceptions to Tinker‘s general rule are independent ―carve-
    outs.‖ See, e.g., Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at
    212–14. The Supreme
    Court has given no indication—either in Morse or any of its
    subsequent decisions—that it has modified the standard, first
    articulated in Fraser more than 25 years ago, that governs
    how schools are to regulate speech they may reasonably deem
    lewd, vulgar, indecent, or plainly offensive. Moreover,
    although the appellate courts have had dozens of
    opportunities to do so, no court has suggested that Morse
    qualified Fraser in any way. Since Morse, we have had
    occasion to consider Fraser and have consistently
    ―interpreted [it] to permit school officials to regulate ‗lewd,
    vulgar, indecent, and plainly offensive speech in school.‘‖
    J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 927
     (quoting Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
    )
    (emphasis and internal quotation marks omitted); see also
    K.A., 710 F.3d at 107 (―In [Fraser], the Court held that
    schools may restrict the manner in which a student conveys
    his message by forbidding and punishing the use of lewd,
    vulgar, indecent, and plainly offensive speech.‖ (citation
    omitted)); Layshock ex rel. Layshock v. Hermitage Sch. Dist.,
    
    650 F.3d 205
    , 212–13 (3d Cir. 2011) (same).
    In fact, the appellate opinions addressing Morse,
    Fraser, and Kuhlmeier treat them as independent analytical
    constructs that permit schools to regulate certain types of
    speech that would otherwise be protected under Tinker. See,
    e.g., Hardwick, 711 F.3d at 435 n.11 (―[W]e must continue to
    adhere to the Tinker test in cases that do not fall within any
    exceptions that the Supreme Court has created until the Court
    directs otherwise.‖); Doninger, 
    642 F.3d at
    353–54
    (―[B]ecause the t-shirts were not vulgar, could not reasonably
    be perceived to bear the School‘s imprimatur, and did not
    14
    encourage drug use, they could be subject to regulation
    different from that permissible for adults in non-school
    settings only if they threatened substantial disruption to the
    work and discipline of the School.‖ (citations omitted)). It is
    especially notable that even the Fifth Circuit, which
    mistakenly held that Justice Alito‘s concurrence in Morse is
    ―controlling,‖ continues to treat the Tinker carve-outs as
    independent exceptions rather than overlapping categories of
    proscribable speech. See Morgan, 
    589 F.3d at
    745 n.15 (5th
    Cir. 2009) (characterizing Fraser as ―holding schools may
    prohibit lewd, vulgar, obscene or plainly offensive student
    speech‖ and, in the same string citation, separately
    characterizing Morse as ―holding that schools may regulate
    speech ‗that a reasonable observer would interpret as
    advocating illegal drug use‘ and that could not be ‗interpreted
    as commenting on any political or social issue‘‖ (citations
    omitted)). The Majority‘s own analysis demonstrates that
    threshold questions in a school speech case are whether the
    speech at issue is governed by one of the three Tinker carve-
    outs and, if not, whether the school acted properly under
    Tinker. See Maj. Typescript at 63–64.
    In addition, we have emphasized that the carve-outs
    touch on ―several narrow categories of speech that a school
    may restrict even without the threat of substantial disruption.‖
    K.A., 710 F.3d at 107 (emphasis added) (internal quotation
    marks omitted). This does not mean, as the Majority
    suggests, that the carve-outs narrow one another. See Maj.
    Typescript at 45 n.17 (citing J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 927
    ). Rather, it
    is simply a recognition that they are narrow within their
    separate spheres. Indeed, courts have been especially careful
    to underscore the narrowness of the Court‘s holding in Morse.
    See, e.g., Defoe, 625 F.3d at 332–33 (―[T]he Morse holding
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    was a narrow one, determining no more than that a public
    school may prohibit student expression at school or at school-
    sponsored events during school hours that can be ‗reasonably
    viewed as promoting drug use.‘‖ (emphasis added) (citation
    omitted)); Barr, 
    538 F.3d at 564
     (same); B.W.A. v.
    Farmington R-7 Sch. Dist., 
    554 F.3d 734
    , 741 (8th Cir. 2009)
    (same).
    In J.S., we too recognized the ―narrowness of the
    Court‘s holding‖ in Morse. J.S., 
    650 F.3d at 927
    .4 There, we
    declared that Morse did not apply to a school‘s punishment of
    a student for creating a MySpace profile using graphic
    language and imagery to disparage her teacher, see J.S., 
    650 F.3d at
    932 n.10 (―Indisputably, neither Kuhlmeier nor Morse
    governs this case.‖). Instead, we indicated that ―the only way
    for the punishment to pass constitutional muster is if . . . J.S.‘s
    speech can be prohibited under the Fraser exception to
    Tinker.‖ 
    Id.
     at 931–32. If the proper standard under Fraser is
    the Majority‘s formulation of whether a student‘s lewd
    speech may ―plausibly be interpreted as commenting on a
    social or political issue,‖ surely we would have considered
    4
    The Majority believes that this clause serves as an
    indicator that Justice Alito‘s concurrence narrowed the
    holding in Morse and, in turn, narrowed the speech that
    schools can proscribe under Fraser. See Maj. Typescript at
    45 n.17. Contrary to the Majority‘s implication, in J.S. we
    neither addressed Justice Alito‘s discussion of student speech
    that touches on matters plausibly related to a social or
    political issue nor indicated a belief that his concurrence
    somehow modified the Morse Court‘s majority opinion,
    which we quoted verbatim as the Court‘s holding. See J.S.,
    
    650 F.3d at 927
    .
    16
    whether J.S.‘s online profile touched on any such issue.
    Instead of doing so, we applied the Fraser test while
    disavowing the relevance of Morse.
    The fact that courts have maintained analytical
    separation among the different Tinker carve-outs makes sense
    because the Supreme Court created each one for a unique
    purpose. In K.A. we addressed these ―vital interests that
    enable school officials to exercise control over student speech
    even in the absence of a substantial disruption.‖ K.A., 710
    F.3d at 107. The vital interest at issue in Morse that ―allow[s]
    schools to restrict student expression that they reasonably
    regard as promoting illegal drug use‖ is ―the special
    characteristics of the school environment, and the
    governmental interest in stopping student drug abuse.‖ Id.
    (quoting Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 408
    ). Fraser allowed schools to
    punish ―lewd, indecent, or offensive speech,‖ 
    478 U.S. at 683
    ,
    to further ―society‘s . . . interest in teaching students the
    boundaries of socially appropriate behavior,‖ K.A., 710 F.3d
    at 107 (quoting Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 681
    ). And in Kuhlmeier,
    the interest that ―entitle[s] [educators] to exercise greater
    control over [school-sponsored publications]‖ is ―to assure
    that participants learn whatever lessons the activity is
    designed to teach, that readers or listeners are not exposed to
    material that may be inappropriate for their level of maturity,
    and that the views of the individual speaker are not
    erroneously attributed to the school.‖ K.A., 710 F.3d at 107
    (quoting Kuhlmeier, 
    484 U.S. at 271
    ).              The Court‘s
    willingness to curtail the First Amendment rights of students
    to enable schools to achieve these important goals vindicates
    the principle that ―the rights of students ‗must be applied in
    light of the special characteristics of the school
    environment.‘‖ Morse, 
    551 U.S. at 397
     (quoting Kuhlmeier,
    17
    
    484 U.S. at 266
    ). Because each case was intended to address
    a separate concern, I disagree with the Majority that language
    qualifying one type of carve-out applies equally to the others.
    In sum, Morse‘s ―narrow‖ holding does not apply
    unless a school has regulated student speech that it viewed as
    advocating illegal drug use. Notwithstanding its critical
    reliance on Morse, at one point the Majority seems to agree
    that Morse does not apply to this case when it states that ―no
    one could reasonably interpret the bracelets as advocating
    illegal drug use.‖ Maj. Typescript at 64. The Majority can‘t
    have it both ways. The decision to engraft Justice Alito‘s
    Morse concurrence onto Fraser erodes the analytical
    distinction between the two lines of cases and turns this
    appeal into some sort of Fraser/Morse hybrid. ―The law
    governing restrictions on student speech can be difficult and
    confusing, even for lawyers, law professors, and judges. The
    relevant Supreme Court cases can be hard to reconcile, and
    courts often struggle to determine which standard applies in
    any particular case.‖ Doninger, 
    642 F.3d at 353
    . By using
    Morse to modify the distinct carve-out established in Fraser,
    the Majority has muddied the waters and further encumbered
    the ability of educators to run their schools.
    The Majority attempts to make more palatable its
    decision to engraft Morse‘s supposed prohibition of ―any
    restriction of speech that can plausibly be interpreted as
    commenting on any political or social issue‖ onto Fraser.
    For instance, it claims that ―the [Supreme] Court did not
    believe that Fraser‘s speech could plausibly be interpreted as
    political or social commentary.‖ Maj. Typescript at 27. By
    claiming that such an interpretation of Matthew Fraser‘s
    ―speech nominating a fellow student for student elective
    office,‖ Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 677
    , is wholly ―implausible,‖ the
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    Majority demonstrates the difficulties that arise when it
    blends together the disparate Tinker carve-outs.
    As the Majority rightly notes, the Fraser Court opined
    that there was a ―marked distinction between the political
    ‗message‘ of the armbands in Tinker and the sexual content of
    Fraser‘s speech.‖ Maj. Typescript at 28–29 (quoting Fraser,
    
    478 U.S. at 680
    ). That does not mean, however, that it was
    implausible to conclude that Fraser‘s speech was political. If
    it were truly implausible to ―interpret[] [Fraser‘s speech] as
    commenting on any political or social issue,‖ one must
    wonder why the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth
    Circuit characterized Fraser‘s speech as ―student political
    speech-making‖ and a ―campaign speech[].‖ Fraser v. Bethel
    Sch. Dist. No. 403, 
    755 F.2d 1356
    , 1363 (9th Cir. 1985),
    rev’d, 
    478 U.S. 675
     (1986); id. at 1368 (Wright, J.,
    dissenting). The three appellate judges who heard Fraser‘s
    case were deemed by the Supreme Court to have erred when
    they likened his speech to Tinker‘s armband, but that does not
    mean that it was ―implausible‖ for those three judges to view
    Fraser‘s speech as political. It was, after all, a campaign
    speech.
    A brief hypothetical further demonstrates the problems
    posed by the Majority‘s plausibility-based articulation of the
    Fraser carve-out. Suppose a student makes a speech at a
    school assembly. Like Matthew Fraser‘s speech, the content
    is about supporting a candidate for office, but the sexual
    references are muted enough such that the Majority would
    deem them ―ambiguously lewd‖ instead of ―plainly lewd.‖ If
    the student‘s speech is about a classmate running for school
    office, the Majority would say that the school may punish the
    speaker. But if an identical speech is given and the
    classmate‘s name is replaced with the name of a candidate for
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    president, mayor, or even school board, the Majority would
    conclude that the First Amendment insulates the student‘s
    speech. In my view, the two speeches are indistinguishable
    under Fraser.
    In sum, the Majority‘s approach vindicates any speech
    cloaked in a political or social message even if a reasonable
    observer could deem it lewd, vulgar, indecent, or plainly
    offensive. In both cases, the inappropriate language is
    identical, but the speech is constitutionally protected as long
    as it meets the Majority‘s cramped definition of ―politics‖ or
    its as-yet-undefined notion of what constitutes ―social
    commentary.‖ Fraser repudiated this very idea. ―The First
    Amendment guarantees wide freedom in matters of adult
    public discourse . . . . It does not follow, however, that
    simply because the use of an offensive form of expression
    may not be prohibited to adults making what the speaker
    considers a political point, the same latitude must be
    permitted to children in a public school.‖ Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 682
     (emphasis added).
    II
    As noted, the Majority holds that ―Fraser . . . permits a
    school to categorically restrict ambiguous speech that a
    reasonable observer could interpret as having a lewd, vulgar,
    or profane meaning,‖ but only ―so long as it could not also
    plausibly be interpreted as commenting on a social or political
    issue.‖ Maj. Typescript at 61. It is important to emphasize
    here that, despite my disagreement with the second part of the
    Majority‘s formulation, I agree fully with its understanding of
    the objective-reasonableness inquiry compelled under Fraser.
    See Maj. Typescript 32–35 (discussing why ―courts should
    defer to a school‘s decisions to restrict what a reasonable
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    observer would interpret as lewd, vulgar, profane, or
    offensive‖).5
    5
    Though I believe an objective-reasonableness test is
    the correct interpretation of Fraser, its level of generality
    leaves something to be desired, particularly when one
    considers that the lower courts will look to our decision for
    guidance. The Majority states that ―[i]t remains the job of
    judges . . . to determine whether a reasonable observer could
    interpret student speech as lewd, profane, vulgar, or
    offensive.‖ Maj. Typescript at 33–34. But who is this
    ―reasonable observer‖? The Majority gives us clues: he
    ―would not adopt an acontextual interpretation‖ and would
    consider ―the plausibility of the school‘s interpretation in
    light of competing meanings; the context, content, and form
    of the speech; and the age and maturity of the students.‖ Maj.
    Typescript at 34. I would add several more considerations.
    Most importantly, evolving societal norms counsel that what
    is ―objectively‖ considered ―lewd, profane, vulgar, or
    offensive‖ one day may not be so the next. See, e.g., Fraser,
    
    478 U.S. at 691
     (Stevens, J., dissenting) (―‗Frankly, my dear,
    I don‘t give a damn.‘ When I was a high school student, the
    use of those words in a public forum shocked the Nation.
    Today Clark Gable‘s four-letter expletive is less offensive
    than it was then.‖). Furthermore, given the diversity of
    opinions and perspectives across our country, the type of
    speech that may reasonably fall into one of the proscribable
    categories would vary widely from one community to the
    next. These considerations highlight the importance of
    ensuring that ―the determination of what manner of speech in
    the classroom or in school assembly is inappropriate properly
    rests with the school board.‖ Fraser, 
    478 U.S. at 683
    .
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    The Majority did not find that the school‘s
    interpretation of the bracelets‘ message as lewd was
    objectively unreasonable. See Maj. Typescript at 63 n.22
    (―[W]e need not determine whether a reasonable observer
    could interpret the bracelets‘ slogan as lewd.‖). Thus, had the
    Majority not engrafted Justice Alito‘s concurrence in Morse
    onto the Fraser standard, my colleagues might agree that the
    school did not violate the First Amendment when it
    proscribed the bracelet. Because the Majority chose not to
    analyze whether the school was reasonable in determining
    that the bracelet could be proscribed under Fraser, however, I
    will briefly discuss why that is so.
    In this close case, the ―I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A
    BREAST)‖ bracelets would seem to fall into a gray area
    between speech that is plainly lewd and merely indecorous.
    Because I think it objectively reasonable to interpret the
    bracelets, in the middle school context, as inappropriate
    sexual innuendo and double entendre, I would reverse the
    judgment of the District Court and vacate the preliminary
    injunction.
    The District Court correctly ascertained the standard of
    review to apply in a case that arises under Fraser, but
    proceeded to misapply that standard. First, by emphasizing
    whether Plaintiffs intended a vulgar or sexual meaning in
    their ―I ♥ boobies!‖ bracelets and determining that a non-
    sexual, breast-cancer-awareness interpretation of the bracelets
    was reasonable, the Court inverted the proper question.
    Instead of asking whether it was reasonable to view the
    bracelets as an innocuous expression of breast cancer
    awareness, the District Court should have asked whether the
    school officials‘ interpretation of the bracelets—i.e., as
    expressing sexual attraction to breasts—was reasonable. So
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    long as the School District‘s interpretation was objectively
    reasonable, the ban did not contravene the First Amendment
    or our school-speech jurisprudence.
    Second, in its substantive conclusion that ―I ♥
    boobies!‖ cannot reasonably be regarded as lewd or vulgar,
    the District Court highlighted the bracelets‘ social value while
    disregarding their likely meaning to immature middle-
    schoolers.6 As the School District argues, the fact that
    6
    In fact, we have questioned the applicability of the
    Supreme Court‘s student speech jurisprudence in the
    elementary and middle school settings:
    [A]t a certain point, a school child is so young
    that it might reasonably be presumed the First
    Amendment does not protect the kind of speech
    at issue here. Where that point falls is subject
    to reasonable debate.
    In any event, if third graders enjoy rights under
    Tinker, those rights will necessarily be very
    limited.    Elementary school officials will
    undoubtedly be able to regulate much—perhaps
    most—of the speech that is protected in higher
    grades.    When officials have a legitimate
    educational reason—whether grounded on the
    need to preserve order, to facilitate learning or
    social development, or to protect the interests of
    other students—they may ordinarily regulate
    public elementary school children‘s speech.
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    Plaintiffs‘ laudable awareness message could be discerned
    from the bracelets does not render the School District‘s ban
    unconstitutional. ―I ♥ boobies!‖ not only expresses support
    for those afflicted with breast cancer, but also conveys a
    sexual attraction to the female breast.
    It is true that certain facts indicate that a sexual
    interpretation of the ―I ♥ boobies!‖ bracelets may be at the
    outer edge of how a reasonable observer would interpret
    speech. Most obviously, the bracelets always modify the ―I ♥
    boobies!‖ phrase with ―(KEEP A BREAST)‖ or other breast-
    cancer-awareness messages. ―When one reads the entire
    Walker-Serrano ex rel. Walker v. Leonard, 
    325 F.3d 412
    ,
    417–18 (3d Cir. 2003); see also Walz ex rel. Walz v. Egg
    Harbor Twp. Bd. of Educ., 
    342 F.3d 271
    , 276 (3d Cir. 2003)
    (noting that ―the age of the students bears an important
    inverse relationship to the degree and kind of control a school
    may exercise: as a general matter, the younger the students,
    the more control a school may exercise‖). Other appellate
    courts share our misgivings, noting that ―the younger the
    children, the more latitude the school authorities have in
    limiting expression.‖ Zamecnik, 
    636 F.3d at
    876 (citing
    Muller ex rel. Muller v. Jefferson Lighthouse Sch., 
    98 F.3d 1530
    , 1538–39 (7th Cir. 1996)); see also Nuxoll, 
    523 F.3d at 673
     (when a school regulates the speech of children that are
    ―very young . . . the school has a pretty free hand‖); Morgan,
    659 F.3d at 386 (―[I]n public schools, the speech appropriate
    for eighteen-year-old high school students is not necessarily
    acceptable for seven-year-old grammar school students.
    Indeed, common sense dictates that a 7-year-old is not a 13-
    year-old, and neither is an adult.‖ (alterations, citations, and
    internal quotation marks omitted)).
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    phrase, it is clearly a message designed to promote breast
    cancer awareness.‖ K.J. v. Sauk Prairie Sch. Dist., No. 11-
    cv-622, slip op. at 14 (W.D. Wis. Feb. 6, 2012).
    Additionally, school administrators did not immediately
    recognize the bracelets as vulgar or lewd; students had been
    wearing the bracelets for two months before they were
    banned, and teachers had to request guidance on whether and
    how to deal with the bracelets. Moreover, the school itself
    was compelled to use the word ―boobies‖ over the public
    address system and school television station in order to
    describe the proscribed bracelets, which suggests that the
    word alone is not patently offensive.
    Notwithstanding the facts supporting Plaintiffs‘ case, I
    conclude that ―I ♥ boobies!‖ can reasonably be interpreted as
    inappropriate sexual double entendre. In the middle school
    context, the phrase can mean both ―I support breast-cancer-
    awareness measures‖ and ―I am attracted to female breasts.‖
    Many twelve- and thirteen-year-old children are susceptible
    to juvenile sexualization of messages that would be
    innocuous to a reasonable adult. Indeed, at least one bracelet-
    wearer acknowledged that ―immature‖ boys might read a
    lewd meaning into the bracelets and conceded that she
    understood why the school might want to ban the bracelets,
    B.H., 827 F. Supp. 2d at 399, and other students parroted the
    phrase on the bracelets while conveying sexual attraction to
    breasts. Another school administrator has concluded that the
    bracelets at issue here ―elicit attention by sexualizing the
    cause of breast cancer awareness.‖ Sauk Prairie, No. 11-cv-
    622, at 4. And as Judge Crabb, the only other federal judge to
    consider these bracelets, put it in Sauk Prairie, ―hints of
    vulgarity and sexuality‖ in the bracelets ―attract attention and
    provoke conversation, a ploy that is effective for [KABF‘s]
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    target audience of immature middle [school] students.‖ Id. at
    15. Finally, as the Gender Equality amicus brief points out,
    breasts are ubiquitously sexualized in American culture.
    The Easton Area Middle School principals‘
    willingness to say ―boobies‖ to the entire school audience
    does not imply that the word does not have a sexual meaning;
    it merely suggests that ―boobies‖ is not plainly lewd.
    Moreover, although KABF‘s decision not to market its
    products through porn stars and at truck stops is laudable, the
    interest such organizations have shown in the bracelets is
    further evidence that the bracelets are read by many to
    contain a sexual meaning. And the ―I ♥ boobies!‖ bracelets‘
    breast cancer message is not so obvious or overwhelming as
    to eliminate the double entendre. For one thing, the bracelets
    come in many colors other than the shade of pink widely
    associated with the fight against breast cancer.
    Additionally, although Plaintiffs and their amici argue
    that the casual language of the ―I ♥ boobies!‖ bracelets is
    intended to make breast cancer issues more accessible and
    less stigmatized for girls and young women, that purpose
    does not undermine the plausibility of a sexual interpretation
    of the bracelets. Nor does the fact that these Plaintiffs‘
    mothers were happy not only to purchase the bracelets for
    their teenage daughters but also to wear them render the
    bracelets immune from school regulation. The mothers‘
    intent that the bracelets convey a breast-cancer-awareness
    message, like Plaintiffs‘ own subjective motive, is irrelevant
    to interpreting the meaning of the speech.
    Likewise, the School District administrators‘
    subjective beliefs, expressed at the time of the ban and later
    during this litigation, do not affect my determination of
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    whether it is objectively reasonable to infer a sexualized
    meaning from the bracelets. Their failure to use the words
    ―lewd,‖ ―vulgar,‖ ―indecent,‖ or ―plainly offensive‖ is not
    fatal to their claim of regulatory authority. Similarly, some
    principals‘ inconsistent testimony regarding what other
    breast-cancer-related phrases they might censor does not
    make the phrase at issue here more or less vulgar. Therefore,
    it is not probative that administrators intermittently indicated
    that they thought the word ―breast‖ by itself has an
    impermissible sexual connotation.
    Plaintiffs rely on the initial statements by teachers at
    the middle school that the word ―breast‖ alone in any context
    and the phrases ―breast cancer awareness‖ and ―keep-a-
    breast.org‖ could also be banned to argue that the School
    District has left them no other means to convey their breast-
    cancer-awareness message. But those words were not
    banned—indeed, students are permitted to wear KABF‘s
    ―check y♥urself!! (KEEP A BREAST)‖ bracelets—and the
    administrators changed their position prior to the evidentiary
    hearing, opining that such phrases would not be inappropriate
    at school. Also significant is the fact that the Easton Area
    Middle School has not stifled the message of breast cancer
    awareness; in the course of a robust breast cancer awareness
    campaign it merely imposed a permissible restriction on the
    way in which that message may be expressed. See Saxe, 
    240 F.3d at 213
     (―Fraser speaks to the form and manner of
    student speech, not its substance. It addresses the mode of
    expression, not its content or viewpoint.‖ (citation omitted)).
    Nor is Plaintiffs‘ position saved by the fact that the ―I
    ♥ boobies!‖ phrase was ―chosen to enhance the effectiveness
    of the communication to the target audience.‖ B.H., 827 F.
    Supp. 2d at 406. The District Court‘s focus on the strategic
    27
    purpose of the words and format used in the bracelets was
    misguided. If indecency were permitted in schools merely
    because it was intended to advance some laudable goal,
    Matthew Fraser‘s speech would have been constitutionally
    protected insofar as he intended to win the attention of his
    classmates while advocating the election of his friend.
    Finally, if we were to hold that the breast cancer
    message here makes any sexual reading of the bracelets
    unreasonable, schools would be obliged to permit more
    egregiously sexual advocacy messages. As Ms. DiVietro
    acknowledged, ―other bodily parts in the human anatomy . . .
    can get cancer and . . . other types of slang terms‖ would have
    to be condoned. App. 275. DiVietro raised the specter of an
    ―I ♥ Balls‖ slogan to support testicular cancer awareness. Id.
    at 275–76. These examples are not speculative. The
    Testicular Cancer Awareness Project sells ―feelmyballs‖
    bracelets to encourage male self-examinations and general
    awareness.      See Testicular Cancer Awareness Project,
    http://www.feelmyballs.org/shop/front.php (last visited June
    3, 2013). If middle school students have a constitutional right
    to wear ―I ♥ boobies!‖ bracelets, it would be difficult to
    articulate a limiting principle that would disallow these other
    catchy phrases, so long as they were aimed at some socially
    beneficial objective.
    Simply stated, the District Court correctly articulated
    the proper standard of review to be applied in cases that
    implicate Fraser (such as this one), but it strayed from that
    standard when evaluating the reasonableness of Plaintiffs‘
    intended meaning. For that reason, and because the School
    District‘s reading of ―I ♥ boobies!‖ as inappropriate sexual
    double entendre was a reasonable interpretation in the middle
    school context, I would hold that Plaintiffs cannot
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    demonstrate a likelihood of success on the merits of their
    claim. Accordingly, the District Court abused its discretion in
    granting a preliminary injunction.
    *             *             *
    As this case demonstrates, running a school is more
    complicated now than ever before. Administrators and
    teachers are not only obliged to teach core subjects, but also
    find themselves mired in a variety of socio-political causes
    during school time. And they do so in an era when they no
    longer possess plenary control of their charges as they did
    when they acted in loco parentis. See, e.g., Morse, 
    551 U.S. at
    413–16 (Thomas, J., concurring). The decisions school
    administrators must make regarding the deportment of their
    students—what they say, what they wear, or what they do—
    require common sense and good judgment. Many of those
    decisions will involve matters about which reasonable people
    can disagree. In the close cases, such as this one, there is
    virtue in deferring to the reasonable judgments of those
    responsible for educating our nation‘s youth. With respect, I
    dissent.
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    GREENAWAY, JR., Circuit Judge, dissenting, with whom
    CHAGARES, JORDAN, HARDIMAN and GREENBERG,
    join.
    My colleagues have determined today that “I ♥
    boobies” is an ambiguous phrase that may connote an
    attraction to female breasts, but which falls under the
    protection of the First Amendment in the middle school
    context because it may plausibly be interpreted as
    commenting on a political or social issue. Reasonable minds
    may come to varying conclusions on this test, but one thing is
    not open to debate: a school district faced with the same
    dilemma in the coming weeks, months, or years is given no
    greater guidance regarding its ability to determine whether a
    particular message may be proscribed than before the
    Majority opinion issued.
    The Majority lauds the intent of the two middle
    schoolers responsible for introducing “I ♥ boobies! (KEEP A
    BREAST)” bracelets into their school, which encouraged
    serious discussion regarding a medical issue of increasing
    social import. Appellees‟ actions may or may not reflect an
    admirable maturity, but the intent of Appellees is not at issue.
    In many cases, when the First Amendment is implicated, the
    intent of the speakers will be admirable or at worst benign.
    The Majority concludes that, as long as the ambiguous speech
    may be interpreted by a reasonable person as plausibly related
    to a political or social issue, it is protected. Despite its
    express disavowal of intent as a consideration, the Majority
    inadvertently re-injects the students‟ intent into the fray by
    mandating an analysis of whether a political or social issue is
    addressed by the speech. This is improper but it is not my
    sole criticism.
    1
    The Majority‟s test leaves school districts essentially
    powerless to exercise any discretion and extends the First
    Amendment‟s protection to a breadth that knows no bounds.
    As such, how will similarly-situated school districts apply this
    amorphous test going forward? The Majority‟s test has two
    obvious flaws. First, what words or phrases fall outside of the
    ambiguous designation other than the “seven dirty words”?
    Second, how does a school district ever assess the weight or
    validity of political or social commentary? The absence of
    guidance on both of these questions leaves school districts to
    scratch their heads.
    Practical problems with the Majority‟s test abound.
    Where and how do school districts line-draw regarding the
    nouns used to describe the subject matter of the particular
    awareness campaign? The Majority has established that at
    opposite ends of the spectrum are “boobies,” on the one hand,
    and “tits,” one of the “seven dirty words,” on the other hand.
    What lies between those two extremes and how a school
    district is to make a principled judgment going forward
    remain open questions. No doubt, there are some words and
    phrases that all would agree should be afforded no protection
    in the middle school context, despite their use in promoting
    an important social issue. My recalcitrance to extend First
    Amendment protection to the slogan at hand is simple — why
    is this word, “boobies,” different? Why does it deserve
    protection? Is “boobies” a term that is inherently innocuous
    or sophomoric, as the Majority asserts? As noted in the
    Majority, “ta tas” is used as the descriptive term in some
    breast cancer awareness campaigns. The ambiguity of “ta
    tas” in this context is beyond question. What also seems
    beyond question is that the school district, according to the
    Majority, must lay dormant to a student‟s use of “ta tas” or
    2
    any synonym of “breast” (other than “tits”) as long as the
    student is commenting on a political or social issue, here,
    breast cancer awareness. The lack of certitude or a workable
    parameter unnecessarily handcuffs school districts.
    What of the circumstance when an anatomically
    correct term is used in an awareness campaign? Applying the
    Majority‟s test, “I ♥ penises,” “I ♥ vaginas,” “I ♥ testicles,”
    or “I ♥ breasts” would apparently be phrases or slogans that
    school districts would be powerless to address. Would the
    invocation of any of these slogans in a cancer awareness
    effort fail to garner protection under the Majority‟s test? It
    would appear not. What of the other slogans that the
    Majority mentions in its opinion that are sufficiently
    ambiguous? The Majority blithely states that “it does not
    enjoin the School District‟s regulation of other types of
    apparel, such as the „Save the ta-tas‟ T-shirt or testicular-
    cancer-awareness         apparel    bearing      the       phrase
    „feelmyballs.org.‟” (Maj. Op. 71.) This is exactly my
    concern. What may a school district do? These phrases are
    both ambiguous and speak to political and social issues. How
    is a school district now better able to discern when it may
    exercise its discretion to impede the use of a particular slogan,
    as it relates to an awareness program, than before the issuance
    of this opinion?
    The other practical problem which arises from
    application of the Majority‟s test is judging the validity of
    political and social comment. In the context of these social
    awareness campaigns, when would the students‟ involvement
    not invoke political or social comment? The constriction of
    “plausibly be interpreted as” adds little to our discourse. For
    instance, when would a student using a term that is admittedly
    ambiguous not be able to assert that the use of the offending
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    word, term, or phrase is speech that is commenting on a
    political or social issue? What is the balancing that a school
    district can/should/may engage in to determine the merit or
    value of the proposed political or social comment? The
    unabashed invocation of a lewd, vulgar, indecent or plainly
    offensive term is not what is at issue here; what is at issue is
    the notion that we have established a test which effectively
    has no parameters. The political or social issue prong entirely
    eviscerates the school district‟s authority to effectively
    evaluate whether the student‟s speech is indeed protected.
    This shortcoming in the application of the test exemplifies its
    inherent weakness — a failure to resolve the conundrum
    school districts face every day.
    In light of the Majority‟s approach, school districts
    seeking guidance from our First Amendment jurisprudence in
    this context will find only confusion. I cannot adhere to this
    approach. I respectfully dissent.
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Document Info

Docket Number: 11-2067

Citation Numbers: 725 F.3d 293, 2013 WL 3970093, 2013 U.S. App. LEXIS 16087

Judges: McKee, Sloviter, Scirica, Rendell, Ambro, Fuentes, Smith, Fisher, Chagares, Jordan, Hardiman, Greenaway, Vanaskie, Greenberg

Filed Date: 8/5/2013

Precedential Status: Precedential

Modified Date: 11/5/2024

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