Joyce Barlow v. Colgate Palmolive Company ( 2014 )


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  •                                               Filed:   May 2, 2014
    UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
    FOR THE FOURTH CIRCUIT
    No. 13-1839
    (1:12-cv-01780-WMN)
    JOYCE BARLOW,
    Plaintiff - Appellee,
    v.
    COLGATE PALMOLIVE COMPANY,
    Defendant – Appellant,
    and
    JOHN CRANE−HOUDAILLE, INCORPORATED; E.L. STEBBING & COMPANY,
    INC.; HAMPSHIRE INDUSTRIES, INC., f/k/a John H. Hampshire
    Company;   UNIVERSAL   REFRACTORIES  COMPANY;   J.H.   FRANCE
    REFRACTORIES COMPANY; THE GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBER COMPANY,
    f/k/a Kelly Springfield Tire Company; MCIC, INC., and its
    remaining Director Trustees, Robert I. McCormick, Elizabeth
    McCormick and Patricia Schunk; CBS CORPORATION, a Delaware
    Corporation f/k/a Viacom, Inc., Successor by merger to CBS
    Corporation, a Pennsylvania Corporation, f/k/a Westinghouse
    Electric Corporation; METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY;
    A.W.    CHESTERTON    COMPANY;    CERTAINTEED    CORPORATION,
    individually and as successor to Bestwall Gypsum Co.; KAISER
    GYPSUM    COMPANY,   INC.;    UNION   CARBIDE    CORPORATION;
    INTERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY, individually and as successor
    in interest to Champion International Corporation and U.S.
    Plywood Corp.; BAYER CROPSCIENCE, INC., individually and as
    successor in interest to Benjamin Foster Co., Amchem
    Products, Inc., H.B. Fuller Co., Aventis CropScience USA,
    Inc., Rhone−Poulenc AG Company, Inc., Rhone−Poulenc, Inc.
    and Rhodia, Inc.; COOPER INDUSTRIES, INC., individually and
    as successors in interest to Crouse Hinds Co.; PFIZER
    CORPORATION; SCHNEIDER ELECTRIC USA, INC., f/k/a Square D
    Company, individually and as successor in interest to
    Electric Controller and Manufacturing Co.; GEORGIA−PACIFIC,
    LLC, individually and as successor to Bestwall Gypsum Co.;
    FOSTER WHEELER CORPORATION; THE WALLACE & GALE ASBESTOS
    SETTLEMENT TRUST; CONWED CORPORATION; GENERAL ELECTRIC
    COMPANY; and GEORGIA PACIFIC CORPORATION, individually and
    as successor in interest to Bestwall Gypsum Co.,
    Defendants.
    No. 13-1840
    (1:12-cv-01781-WMN)
    CLARA G. MOSKO,
    Plaintiff - Appellee,
    v.
    COLGATE PALMOLIVE COMPANY,
    Defendant – Appellant,
    and
    JOHN CRANE−HOUDAILLE, INCORPORATED; E.L. STEBBING & CO.,
    INCORPORATED; HAMPSHIRE INDUSTRIES, INC., f/k/a John H.
    Hampshire Company; UNIVERSAL REFRACTORIES COMPANY; J.H.
    FRANCE REFRACTORIES COMPANY; THE GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBER
    COMPANY, f/k/a Kelly Springfield Tire Company; MCIC, INC.,
    and its remaining Director Trustees, Robert I. McCormick,
    Elizabeth McCormick and Patricia Schunk; CBS CORPORATION, a
    Delaware Corporation f/k/a Viacom, Inc.,f/k/a Westinghouse
    Electric Corporation; METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY;
    A.W.    CHESTERTON    COMPANY;    CERTAINTEED   CORPORATION,
    individually and as successor to Bestwall Gypsum Co.; KAISER
    GYPSUM    COMPANY,   INC.;    UNION   CARBIDE   CORPORATION;
    INTERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY, individually and as successor
    in interest to Champion International Corporation and U.S.
    Plywood Corp.; BAYER CROPSCIENCE, INC., individually and as
    successor in interest to Benjamin Foster, Co., Amchem
    Products, Inc., H.B. Fuller Co., Aventis Cropscience USA,
    Inc., Rhone−Poulenc AG Company, Inc., Rhone−Poulenc, Inc.
    and Rhodia, Inc.; COOPER INDUSTRIES, INC., individually and
    as successors in interest to Crouse Hinds Co.; PFIZER
    CORPORATION; SCHNEIDER ELECTRIC USA, INC., f/k/a Square D
    Company, individually and as successor in interest to
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    Electric Controller and Manufacturing Co.; FOSTER WHEELER
    CORPORATION; THE WALLACE & GALE ASBESTOS SETTLEMENT TRUST;
    CONWED CORPORATION; GEORGIA−PACIFIC, LLC, individually and
    as   successor   to  Bestwall    Gypsum  Co.;   3M    COMPANY;
    MALLINCKRODT, INC.; CROWN, CORK & SEAL CO., INC.; KOPPERS
    COMPANY, INC.; WALTER E. CAMPBELL CO., INC.; KRAFFT−MURPHY
    COMPANY, individually and as successor to National Asbestos
    Company, a dissolved Delaware Corporation; AC&R INSULATION
    CO., INC.; COTY, INC.; JOHNSON & JOHNSON; LUZENAC AMERICA
    INC.; R.T. VANDERBILT COMPANY, INC.; BAYER CORPORATION, as
    successor   in  interest   to   Sterling  Drug,    Inc.,   and
    Sterling−Winthrop Inc.; and GENERAL ELECTRIC COMPANY,
    Defendants.
    O R D E R
    The Court amends its opinion filed April 30, 2014, as
    follows:
    On   page   28,   first   full   paragraph,   line   1   --   “the
    opinion is Durango Crushers” is corrected to read “the opinion
    in Durango Crushers.”
    For the Court – By Direction
    /s/ Patricia S. Connor
    Clerk
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    PUBLISHED
    UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
    FOR THE FOURTH CIRCUIT
    No. 13-1839
    JOYCE BARLOW,
    Plaintiff - Appellee,
    v.
    COLGATE PALMOLIVE COMPANY,
    Defendant – Appellant,
    and
    JOHN CRANE−HOUDAILLE, INCORPORATED; E.L. STEBBING & COMPANY,
    INC.; HAMPSHIRE INDUSTRIES, INC., f/k/a John H. Hampshire
    Company;   UNIVERSAL   REFRACTORIES  COMPANY;   J.H.   FRANCE
    REFRACTORIES COMPANY; THE GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBER COMPANY,
    f/k/a Kelly Springfield Tire Company; MCIC, INC., and its
    remaining Director Trustees, Robert I. McCormick, Elizabeth
    McCormick and Patricia Schunk; CBS CORPORATION, a Delaware
    Corporation f/k/a Viacom, Inc., Successor by merger to CBS
    Corporation, a Pennsylvania Corporation, f/k/a Westinghouse
    Electric Corporation; METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY;
    A.W.    CHESTERTON    COMPANY;    CERTAINTEED    CORPORATION,
    individually and as successor to Bestwall Gypsum Co.; KAISER
    GYPSUM    COMPANY,   INC.;    UNION   CARBIDE    CORPORATION;
    INTERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY, individually and as successor
    in interest to Champion International Corporation and U.S.
    Plywood Corp.; BAYER CROPSCIENCE, INC., individually and as
    successor in interest to Benjamin Foster Co., Amchem
    Products, Inc., H.B. Fuller Co., Aventis CropScience USA,
    Inc., Rhone−Poulenc AG Company, Inc., Rhone−Poulenc, Inc.
    and Rhodia, Inc.; COOPER INDUSTRIES, INC., individually and
    as successors in interest to Crouse Hinds Co.; PFIZER
    CORPORATION; SCHNEIDER ELECTRIC USA, INC., f/k/a Square D
    Company, individually and as successor in interest to
    Electric Controller and Manufacturing Co.; GEORGIA−PACIFIC,
    LLC, individually and as successor to Bestwall Gypsum Co.;
    FOSTER WHEELER CORPORATION; THE WALLACE & GALE ASBESTOS
    SETTLEMENT TRUST; CONWED CORPORATION; GENERAL ELECTRIC
    COMPANY; and GEORGIA PACIFIC CORPORATION, individually and
    as successor in interest to Bestwall Gypsum Co.,
    Defendants.
    No. 13-1840
    CLARA G. MOSKO,
    Plaintiff - Appellee,
    v.
    COLGATE PALMOLIVE COMPANY,
    Defendant – Appellant,
    and
    JOHN CRANE−HOUDAILLE, INCORPORATED; E.L. STEBBING & CO.,
    INCORPORATED; HAMPSHIRE INDUSTRIES, INC., f/k/a John H.
    Hampshire Company; UNIVERSAL REFRACTORIES COMPANY; J.H.
    FRANCE REFRACTORIES COMPANY; THE GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBER
    COMPANY, f/k/a Kelly Springfield Tire Company; MCIC, INC.,
    and its remaining Director Trustees, Robert I. McCormick,
    Elizabeth McCormick and Patricia Schunk; CBS CORPORATION, a
    Delaware Corporation f/k/a Viacom, Inc.,f/k/a Westinghouse
    Electric Corporation; METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY;
    A.W.    CHESTERTON    COMPANY;    CERTAINTEED   CORPORATION,
    individually and as successor to Bestwall Gypsum Co.; KAISER
    GYPSUM    COMPANY,   INC.;    UNION   CARBIDE   CORPORATION;
    INTERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY, individually and as successor
    in interest to Champion International Corporation and U.S.
    Plywood Corp.; BAYER CROPSCIENCE, INC., individually and as
    successor in interest to Benjamin Foster, Co., Amchem
    Products, Inc., H.B. Fuller Co., Aventis Cropscience USA,
    Inc., Rhone−Poulenc AG Company, Inc., Rhone−Poulenc, Inc.
    and Rhodia, Inc.; COOPER INDUSTRIES, INC., individually and
    as successors in interest to Crouse Hinds Co.; PFIZER
    CORPORATION; SCHNEIDER ELECTRIC USA, INC., f/k/a Square D
    Company, individually and as successor in interest to
    Electric Controller and Manufacturing Co.; FOSTER WHEELER
    CORPORATION; THE WALLACE & GALE ASBESTOS SETTLEMENT TRUST;
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    CONWED CORPORATION; GEORGIA−PACIFIC, LLC, individually and
    as   successor   to  Bestwall    Gypsum  Co.;   3M    COMPANY;
    MALLINCKRODT, INC.; CROWN, CORK & SEAL CO., INC.; KOPPERS
    COMPANY, INC.; WALTER E. CAMPBELL CO., INC.; KRAFFT−MURPHY
    COMPANY, individually and as successor to National Asbestos
    Company, a dissolved Delaware Corporation; AC&R INSULATION
    CO., INC.; COTY, INC.; JOHNSON & JOHNSON; LUZENAC AMERICA
    INC.; R.T. VANDERBILT COMPANY, INC.; BAYER CORPORATION, as
    successor   in  interest   to   Sterling  Drug,    Inc.,   and
    Sterling−Winthrop Inc.; and GENERAL ELECTRIC COMPANY,
    Defendants.
    Appeals from the United States District Court for the District
    of Maryland, at Baltimore.       William M. Nickerson, Senior
    District Judge. (1:12-cv-01780-WMN; 1:12-cv-01781-WMN)
    Argued:   March 19, 2014                Decided:   April 30, 2014
    Before FLOYD, Circuit Judge, DAVIS, Senior Circuit Judge, and
    Max O. COGBURN, United States District Judge for the Western
    District of North Carolina, sitting by designation.
    Affirmed by published opinion. Senior Judge Davis wrote the
    majority opinion, in which Judge Cogburn joined. Judge Floyd
    wrote a dissenting opinion.
    ARGUED: William Balden Adams, QUINN EMANUEL URQUHART & SULLIVAN,
    LLP, New York, New York, for Appellant. Jennifer Louise Lilly,
    LAW OFFICES OF PETER G. ANGELOS, Baltimore, Maryland, for
    Appellees. ON BRIEF: Thomas P. Bernier, SEGAL MCCAMBRIDGE SINGER
    & MAHONEY, Baltimore, Maryland; Faith E. Gay, QUINN EMANUEL
    URQUHART & SULLIVAN, LLP, New York, New York, for Appellant.
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    DAVIS, Senior Circuit Judge:
    The       federal     removal     statute        immunizes        from   review     -
    appellate or otherwise - any order remanding to state court a
    case removed to federal court, with an exception for certain
    civil rights cases or suits against federal officers. 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d). In particular, the statute has been interpreted to
    “preclude      review     only   of   remands     for    lack     of      subject-matter
    jurisdiction        and   for    defects   in    removal       procedure.”        Powerex
    Corp.    v.    Reliant     Energy     Services,       Inc.,    
    551 U.S. 224
    ,   229
    (2007).       The   removing     defendant       in    this     case,      the    Colgate
    Palmolive Company, asks us to hold that the statute permits an
    exception to its prohibition: that a federal court may strike a
    remand order and retrieve a remanded case from its state cousin
    as   a     sanction        against     plaintiffs’         counsel          for     making
    misrepresentations to the federal court related to the existence
    of   subject-matter        jurisdiction.         It    invokes       in    support      the
    district court’s inherent authority and Rules 11 and 60 of the
    Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.
    We    are      unpersuaded.      In   the   face     of    Congress’         explicit
    direction to federal courts that an order remanding a case for
    lack of subject-matter jurisdiction after it has been removed
    “is not reviewable on appeal or otherwise,” 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d),
    we reject Colgate’s collateral attack on the remand orders in
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    this case and affirm the order of the district court insofar as
    it ruled that it lacked jurisdiction.
    I.
    Joyce Barlow and Clare Mosko separately sued Colgate and a
    variety of other companies in Maryland state court, asserting
    that each of the defendants’ products had at some point exposed
    them    to    asbestos.    With    respect      to     Colgate,       the      plaintiffs’
    theory was that its “Cashmere Bouquet” line of powder makeup
    products contained unhealthy levels of asbestos and had thereby
    contributed      to      the     plaintiffs’         health      problems.         Despite
    plaintiffs’ joinder of in-state defendants, Colgate removed the
    two    cases    to     federal    court    on    the     basis      of       diversity   of
    citizenship,     asserting       fraudulent      joinder       as   to       the   in-state
    defendants,      and      alleging     that      the     plaintiffs’            deposition
    testimony and interrogatory responses demonstrated that they did
    not intend to pursue a claim against any defendant other than
    Colgate, a citizen of Delaware and New York.
    After removal, the plaintiffs’ lawyers moved to remand the
    cases    to    state    court,    arguing       that    they     had     viable     claims
    against the nondiverse defendants. The district court agreed,
    finding that although only Colgate’s Cashmere Bouquet products
    had been identified by the plaintiffs as the source of their
    asbestos      exposure,    there     was   still       more    than      a    “glimmer   of
    hope,” Hartley v. CSX Transportation, Inc., 
    187 F.3d 422
    , 426
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    (4th Cir. 1999), that the plaintiffs could identify a basis to
    recover      against       the     nondiverse           defendants        as     discovery
    proceeded. J.A. 358, 368. The cases were remanded.
    On remand, counsel for the plaintiffs asked the state court
    to    consolidate      the   two    cases        because,      among   other         reasons,
    “[a]ll      [plaintiffs]         allege     exposure        to    asbestos-containing
    Cashmere Bouquet powder products only and do not allege exposure
    to any other asbestos, asbestos-containing products or asbestos-
    containing dust in any other form.” J.A. 474 (emphasis added).
    Irritated by the change in tune, Colgate then promptly moved in
    the    district     court    for     vacatur       of    the     remand    order       as    a
    sanction. The district court denied the motion, stating that
    reconsideration of the remand order is prohibited by the removal
    statute and pertinent Circuit law. The district court stated
    further that it was “not convinced that counsel’s conduct is
    sanctionable”       because        the     alleged        misrepresentations               were
    “attributable       to    different        attorneys        in   markedly        different
    litigation contexts.” J.A. 1108.
    II.
    On   appeal,      Colgate    contends       that     it   was   error         for    the
    district court to rule that it did not have the authority to
    consider     whether     plaintiffs’        counsel      committed     misconduct           and
    “whether     such     misconduct          warrants      relief     from        the    Remand
    Orders.” App. Reply Br. 2. It asks that we reverse the district
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    court’s order denying the motion for vacatur and remand the case
    with instructions that the remand orders be vacated. Colgate
    maintains that the district court had authority, pursuant to its
    inherent     authority       and   Rules       11    and    60(b)(3)     of   the   Federal
    Rules   of    Civil    Procedure,         to    strike      the   remand      orders   as    a
    sanction. We review questions of law de novo. Trans Energy, Inc.
    v. EQT Prod. Co., 
    743 F.3d 895
    , 900 (4th Cir. 2014).
    Fueled     by     a     desire       to    cut     off     costly     and    prolonged
    jurisdictional litigation, Powerex, 
    551 U.S. at 238
    , the federal
    removal statute generally prohibits review of orders remanding
    removed cases:
    An order remanding a case to the State court from
    which it was removed is not reviewable on appeal or
    otherwise, except that an order remanding a case to
    the State court from which it was removed pursuant to
    section 1442 [cases against federal officers] or 1443
    [certain civil rights cases] of this title shall be
    reviewable by appeal or otherwise.
    
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d) (emphasis added). Read in conjunction with
    
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (c),      the        statute’s        prohibition      has   been
    construed       to         preclude        review          of     remands        “colorably
    characterized”        as    for    lack    of       subject-matter       jurisdiction       or
    defects in removal procedure. Powerex, 
    551 U.S. at 234, 229
    .
    Courts may not review, for example, an order remanding a case
    for lack of diversity jurisdiction even in the face of evidence
    of fraudulent joinder, In re Lowe, 
    102 F.3d 731
    , 733-34 (4th
    Cir. 1996), or an order remanding a case for lack of federal
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    question jurisdiction after the district court has held that a
    federal    statute       did    not     completely         preempt      state     law.   In    re
    Blackwater Security Consulting LLC, 
    460 F.3d 576
    , 585 (4th Cir.
    2006). The corollary to the statute’s prohibition is that courts
    may review remands when they are not based on a lack of subject-
    matter jurisdiction or a defect in removal procedure, such as
    when the review is of a decision collateral and severable from
    the   remand      order,       or    when    the     remand      order       is   outside     the
    district court’s authority. Lisenby v. Lear, 
    674 F.3d 259
    , 261
    (4th Cir. 2012).
    Colgate    frames       the     issue       in    this       case    as   whether     the
    statute permits appellate review of an order denying a request
    to strike a remand order as a sanction for counsel’s alleged
    misrepresentation          regarding         the         existence      of    subject-matter
    jurisdiction.       
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d).       Put       differently,    Colgate,
    seeking to draw us into the merits (rather than the procedural
    correctness) of the district court’s order, asks us to hold that
    we may review a remand order, even though the case does not
    relate to the exceptions noted in 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d), if the
    basis for review relates to a material misrepresentation made by
    counsel that induced the district court to remand the case. We
    decline Colgate’s invitation. Put simply, we discern no basis to
    infer    that     Congress          intended    to       etch    a    litigation-integrity
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    policing exception into its prohibition on the review of remand
    orders.
    As    an    initial      matter,       no    court      has    ever    embraced      the
    argument Colgate puts forward today, and for a simple reason: it
    is a long-standing principle that entry of an order remanding a
    case    to     state      court    divests          the    district      court        “of   all
    jurisdiction in [the] case and preclude[s] it from entertaining
    any    further          proceedings      of        any    character,         including      the
    defendants’ motion to vacate the original remand order.” Three J
    Farms, Inc. v. Alton Box Bd. Co., 
    609 F.2d 112
    , 115 (4th Cir.
    1979) (emphasis added). In this context, it is manifest that the
    law favors finality so that jurisdictional litigation comes to
    an end and the parties can proceed to the merits and avoid
    unnecessary delay and expense. For Colgate to have returned to
    the district court to seek a sanction in the form of vacatur of
    the remand orders is, to put it simply, an anomaly in federal
    jurisdiction.
    Colgate insists that counsel’s misrepresentation undermines
    the    basis      for    the    remand   order,          and   it    cites    Rules    11   and
    60(b)(3) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and the case
    law    describing         the    district          court’s     inherent       authority      as
    support for its argument that a district court may take some
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    remedial action to sanction a lawyer for misconduct. ∗ But there
    is nothing in the Federal Rules or the case law bearing on a
    federal court’s inherent authority that authorizes the retention
    of federal jurisdiction as a sanction. Nor could there be: while
    a defendant certainly has a right to a federal forum, it is
    something quite different to argue that a district judge should
    claw a case back into federal court as a remedy to deter future
    attorney    misconduct      or   to    remedy     a   perceived       injury    to   the
    integrity of the litigation process. After all, a state court
    “operates with an eye to justice, just the same as that of the
    federal    court,”    and    both     equally     offer     Colgate    a   meaningful
    opportunity to vigorously litigate its defense on the merits. 20
    Charles    Alan    Wright    &   Mary      Kay    Kane,     Federal    Practice      and
    Procedure § 43 (2d ed. 2011) (quoting Pabst v. Roxana Petroleum
    Co., 
    30 F.2d 953
    , 954 (S.D. Tex. 1929)).
    Colgate      counters     with    a   clever     but    ultimately     misplaced
    argument:    the     federal     statute        prohibits    “review”      of   remand
    ∗
    Rule 11 specifically authorizes the imposition of
    sanctions for misrepresentations, but the sanction “must be
    limited to what suffices to deter repetition of the conduct or
    comparable conduct by others similarly situated,” Fed. R. Civ.
    P. 11(c)(4). Analogously, Rule 60(b)(3) provides that a court
    “may relieve a party” from an “order” for “fraud (whether
    previously called intrinsic or extrinsic), misrepresentation, or
    misconduct by an opposing party,” Fed. R. Civ. P. 60(b)(3).
    Furthermore, “the inherent power . . . allows a federal court to
    vacate its own judgment upon proof that a fraud has been
    perpetrated upon the court,” Chambers v. NASCO, Inc., 
    501 U.S. 32
    , 44 (1991).
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    orders,    but   a    “request    for    vacatur      as    either     a   sanction      or
    pursuant    to    Rule    60(b)(3)        based     on     misrepresentations           and
    misconduct does not seek . . . ‘review’” of a remand order. App.
    Br. 21. Review, argues Colgate, is “directed at the substance of
    what is being reviewed, not at matters collateral” to the merits
    of the remand order. App. Br. 21. Here, the issue is whether the
    district    court     should     impose    a     sanction     against        plaintiffs’
    counsel    for   allegedly       misrepresenting         their      intent    to    pursue
    relief against nondiverse defendants; Colgate argues that its
    request    is    therefore     unrelated       to   the    merits     of     the    remand
    orders and is instead about something collateral to the remand
    orders, i.e., attorney misconduct.
    Colgate’s proffered distinction suffers from three flaws.
    First,     creating      an    attorney-misconduct             exception           to   the
    prohibition      on   review   of   remand       orders     would     be   contrary      to
    Congress’ intent, as evidenced by the text and underlying policy
    goals of the federal statute. The statute provides that “[a]n
    order remanding a case to the State court from which it was
    removed is not reviewable on appeal or otherwise,” 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d)    (emphasis     added);     a    phrase      of     such    breadth       clearly
    sweeps     collateral     challenges        on      remand     orders        within     the
    statute’s prohibition. Our case law construing the text is even
    clearer: we have said, unequivocally, that “the district court
    has one shot, right or wrong,” to decide whether a removed case
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    should       be     remanded.         Lowe,      
    102 F.3d at 735
            (alterations,
    quotations, and citations omitted).
    Even       more    conclusive        is    that     the       policy     underlying         
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d)       –    to    neutralize          “prolonged       litigation         on
    threshold         nonmeritorious          questions”       –    weighs       strongly       against
    the    argument          that    Congress        intended       to     carve    an      attorney-
    misconduct exception into the federal statute. Powerex, 
    551 U.S. at 237
    . The prohibition on reviewability of remand orders has
    been “a part of American jurisprudence for at least a century,”
    Lowe, 
    102 F.3d at 734
    , and we have said that the underlying
    policy is so potent that it mandates nonreviewability “even if
    the remand order is manifestly, inarguably erroneous.” Lisenby,
    
    674 F.3d at 261
     (citations and quotations omitted). The Supreme
    Court    has        acknowledged           that    the      absolute         nature      of       the
    prohibition         creates         “undesirable        consequences”          even     in    cases
    with significant countervailing federal interests. Powerex, 
    551 U.S. at 237
    .    The    consequence       of     all    of    this     is    that    it    is
    difficult, if not impossible, for us to conclude that Congress
    intended implicitly for the rules against litigation misconduct
    to     create       an     escape         hatch        within     its    robust        statutory
    prohibition on the reviewability of remand orders.
    Second, Colgate’s argument that it is not seeking “review”
    is simply incorrect because its request necessarily requires a
    merits review of the remand orders. Colgate’s argument boils
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    down to the following: the plaintiffs’ fraudulent joinder was so
    deeply buried that they managed to deceive the district court
    into remanding, and now that we know the truth because of new
    evidence (the transcript of what plaintiffs’ counsel told the
    state    court,    post    remand),       the   remand    must    be    vacated       as   a
    sanction. The argument fails because it seeks to relitigate the
    merits of an issue already litigated: whether the plaintiffs
    fraudulently      joined    the    nondiverse      defendants,         which    was    the
    issue the first-time around. Colgate had its chance to prove
    fraudulent joinder. It failed. It does not get a second try with
    an improved record.
    Third,       the    cases    cited    by   Colgate,     in    support       of    the
    proposition that its request for vacatur as a sanction is not
    “review” of a remand order, are easily distinguishable because
    they involved vacatur of remands based on rulings several steps
    removed from the core jurisdictional inquiry. In Aquamar v. Del
    Monte Fresh Produce, 
    179 F.3d 1279
    , 1285-89 (11th Cir. 1999),
    the Eleventh Circuit reversed the district court’s dismissal of
    claims    on    the     merits,    ultimately      requiring       vacatur      of     the
    district       court’s     subsequent       remand       because       the     erroneous
    dismissal of the claims removed the nondiverse defendants; in
    Tramonte v. Chrysler Corp., 
    136 F.3d 1025
    , 1027-28 (5th Cir.
    1998), the Fifth Circuit held that an erroneous recusal decision
    that preceded the remand order required vacatur of the remand
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    order; and in Williams v. Beemiller, Inc., 
    527 F.3d 259
    , 264 (2d
    Cir. 2008), the Second Circuit assessed the “scope of authority
    of a magistrate judge,” a question not requiring review of the
    merits of the remand order. These cases involved rulings that
    preceded        the   remand    orders      and      that     were    on    issues           of
    substantive law wholly unrelated to the merits of the remand.
    Wright & Kane, supra. Even assuming we agree with these out-of-
    Circuit cases, which we need not and do not decide, the case
    before us is different because Colgate’s contention attacks the
    district court’s analysis of the merits of the remand. That is,
    Colgate    sought      a   reconsideration        of    the    merits      with       a    new
    (complete) record. And that is barred by statute.
    The bottom line is that if Congress wanted to carve out an
    attorney-misconduct exception to the prohibition on review of
    remand orders, it would have done so: the text of the statute
    itself contains two such exceptions, 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d), and
    other statutes contain express exemptions for certain types of
    cases. E.g., Blackwater Security Consulting, 
    460 F.3d at
    582-83
    n.5 (discussing 
    25 U.S.C. § 355
    , which creates an exemption for
    certain cases involving land restrictions to the Five Civilized
    Tribes     of     Oklahoma).    But    in      the     absence       of    any       express
    indication        otherwise,      “[w]e        will     not      ignore          a        clear
    jurisdictional        statute   in    reliance        upon    supposition            of   what
    Congress really wanted.” Powerex, 
    551 U.S. at 237
    . We take the
    14
    Supreme   Court      at    its   word   in     its    instruction      to     us    that
    “[a]ppellate      courts     must    take     [the    §    1447(d)]    prescription
    seriously.”    Id.    at    238.    Thus,     because     remand   orders     are    not
    reviewable on appeal or otherwise, the district court correctly
    ruled that it lacked jurisdiction to revisit its remand orders;
    dressing up the request that it do so as a motion for sanctions
    does not alter the analysis or the result.
    III.
    For the reasons set forth, we DENY AS MOOT Colgate’s motion
    for   expedited    consideration        and    we    affirm   the     order    of    the
    district court insofar as it ruled that it lacked jurisdiction.
    AFFIRMED
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    FLOYD, Circuit Judge, dissenting:
    I agree that we cannot vacate the remand orders and return
    the lawsuits to the district court pursuant to Federal Rule of
    Civil Procedure 11; but that determination pertains to the type
    of remedy available, not the threshold issue of whether there is
    jurisdiction to consider the motion.                Because I think that the
    district court had jurisdiction to entertain Colgate’s Rule 11
    motion, I would reverse the district court’s order denying that
    motion   for   lack   of   jurisdiction.        I    would   also   reverse   the
    district court’s denial of Colgate’s Rule 60(b)(3) motion for
    lack of jurisdiction insofar as vacating the remand orders does
    not require any prohibited “review” of those orders.                    Further,
    because the district court indicated how it would have ruled if
    it thought that it had jurisdiction, I would reach the merits of
    Colgate’s motions on appeal.         I respectfully dissent.
    I.
    To fully grasp the gravity of plaintiffs’ shifty positions
    and counsel’s misrepresentations in the district court, a more
    detailed recitation of the facts is necessary.                      The majority
    provided   less   than     two   pages   of   facts   and    glossed   over   the
    written declarations made by plaintiffs while the lawsuits were
    removed to federal court.          I therefore feel duty-bound to shed
    more light on plaintiffs’ assertions that form the very basis of
    Colgate’s motions and this appeal beyond the general statement
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    that, “After removal, the plaintiffs’ lawyers moved to remand
    the case to state court, arguing that they had viable claims
    against the nondiverse defendants.”           Ante at 5.
    After Colgate removed Barlow’s and Mosko’s cases to federal
    court, plaintiffs’ counsel 1 represented the following in a motion
    for remand in Barlow’s case:
    [T]here is some circumstantial evidence to suggest Ms.
    Barlow could possibly have been exposed to asbestos-
    containing products while working at RMR Corporation.
    . . . The evidence is certainly circumstantial, but it
    cannot be said that there is no possibility that a
    claim could be successfully proven against any of the
    non-diverse defendants.
    (J.A. 106.)      Based on the above representations, the district
    court (Judge Nickerson) remanded Barlow’s case to state court.
    Importantly, the district court relied solely on the claim that
    Barlow   was    exposed    to   asbestos     at   RMR   Corporation:   “Barlow
    argues   that   her   joinder     of   the   in-state    defendants    was   not
    fraudulent     because    there   remains    a    possibility   that   she   was
    1
    I use “plaintiffs’ counsel” to refer to both Barlow’s
    attorney and Mosko’s attorney because their attorneys are the
    same person, or at least hale from the same law firm. Although
    different attorneys from the Law Offices of Peter G. Angelos
    represented Barlow and Mosko at different stages of litigation
    (e.g., Jennifer Lilly signed Barlow’s and Mosko’s respective
    motions for remand in federal court, but Thomas Kelly signed
    Barlow and Mosko’s joint motion for severance of their cases
    from a first consolidated trial group and for consolidation of
    their cases into a second trial group with two different cases),
    Barlow and Mosko were at all times represented by the same
    person for the same or similar matters in their separate cases
    and were represented by the same person when matters were argued
    on their behalves together.
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    exposed to asbestos while working at RMR Corporation[.] . . .
    As a    result,   the   Court   finds   that   joinder     of   the   in-state
    defendants here was not fraudulent[.]”         (Id. at 368.)
    Similarly, in Mosko’s case, plaintiffs’ counsel represented
    the following in the motion for remand:
    [G]iven the extent of work that [Mosko] recalled being
    done in the [Department of Agriculture] building [her
    place of employment for twenty-eight years], it was
    certainly plausible at the time that [Mosko] filed her
    complaint that local defendants should be implicated.
    . . . In fact, Plaintiff’s counsel do have some
    circumstantial evidence that Mrs. Mosko may have been
    exposed to asbestos at the Department of Agriculture
    in the form of invoices [from an in-state defendant].
    (Id. at 247.)      Based on the above representations, the district
    court   (Judge    Quarles)   remanded    Mosko’s   case    to   state   court.
    Importantly, the district court relied solely on the claim that
    Mosko was exposed to asbestos at the Department of Agriculture
    (DOA) building: “Mosko has shown more than a ‘glimmer of hope’
    of recovering against . . . an in-state defendant[] for exposure
    during the renovations to the DOA building.               Therefore, removal
    was improper.”     (Id. at 358.)
    The remand orders in Mosko’s and Barlow’s cases were handed
    down on September 21, 2012, and November 1, 2012, respectively.
    Just eight days after the remand in Barlow’s case, plaintiffs
    filed a joint motion to sever their cases from a consolidated
    trial group for which trial was scheduled for March 12, 2013,
    and to consolidate their cases with two other asbestos-related
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    cases into a separate trial group.                 See supra note 1.          Colgate
    opposed       this   motion    on    the   basis    that     all   lawsuits    should
    proceed separately because the alleged other sources of asbestos
    (i.e.,    sources      other        than   Cashmere    Bouquet,      such     as   the
    plaintiffs’ individual workplaces) are so different that Colgate
    could not receive a fair trial in a consolidated proceeding.                       In
    reply    to    Colgate’s      opposition,       plaintiffs    made   the    following
    statements, which directly contradict their representations that
    formed the bases of the remand orders:
    [Plaintiffs] allege exposure to asbestos-containing
    Cashmere Bouquet power products only and do not allege
    exposure to any other asbestos, asbestos-containing
    products or asbestos-containing dust in any other
    form. . . . Colgate attempts to highlight alleged
    differences in Plaintiffs’ worksites and occupations
    as well as their alleged exposures to [other]
    asbestos-containing   products.       However,    neither
    Plaintiffs’   worksites   nor   their   occupations   are
    relevant to this consolidation because each of the
    Plaintiffs were exposed, in their homes, to asbestos-
    containing   Cashmere   Bouquet   only.   .   .   .   The
    occupations or worksites of the Plaintiffs should not
    affect the consolidation of these cases for trial
    because not one of the Plaintiffs testified that they
    were exposed to asbestos as a result of their
    employment. . . . Neither were any Plaintiffs exposed
    to asbestos at any place of residence or secondarily
    through any family member. . . . In short, there is
    absolutely no evidence to indicate or even suggest
    that the Plaintiffs were exposed to asbestos in any
    form other than Cashmere Bouquet.
    (J.A. 474–76 (paragraph breaks omitted) (emphases added).)
    This last statement in particular represents a 180-degree
    departure by plaintiffs’ counsel from statements made while the
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    cases were removed to federal court, and Colgate’s lawyers were
    not the only ones who were “[i]rritated by [plaintiffs’] change
    in tune.”     Ante at 6.     At the post-remand hearing in state court
    regarding    plaintiffs’    motion   for      severance    and   consolidation,
    Judge   Glynn   recognized     the   bait-and-switch        that   occurred   in
    federal     court   and    admonished        plaintiffs’    counsel,     stating,
    “I can’t believe you actually told Judge Nickerson and Judge
    Quarles one thing and tell me another.”                    (J.A. 494.)      Judge
    Glynn then posed the following question to plaintiffs’ counsel:
    “It is a one-defendant case, right?”               Counsel answered, “Yes.”
    (Id.)     Judge Glynn and plaintiffs’ counsel then engaged in the
    following exchange:
    THE COURT: So you told [Judges Quarles and Nickerson]
    in the U.S. District Court that you were contending
    [that] there was no viable claim against any of these
    [in-state] defendants?
    MR. KELLY:   All we had to prove in federal court is
    that there was a glimmer of hope. . . .
    THE COURT: So once the case came back here [to state
    court], the glimmer disappeared?
    . . .
    MR. KELLY: The glimmer is in federal court. What we
    have here is what plaintiffs testified to. . . . The
    federal court is well aware of that.     We didn’t tell
    the federal court anything that they didn’t know. We
    didn’t tell the federal court anything different than
    what we put in our pleadings here. . . .
    THE COURT:    What exactly did you tell [the federal
    judges]? You told them you filed a claim against in-
    state defendants?
    MR. KELLY:    . . . We recited how—what possibility
    there was that each [plaintiff] might have been
    exposed to the products of a Maryland defendant.
    THE COURT: What was the possibility that you recited?
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    MR. KELLY: I just told you. Ms. Mosko worked at the
    FDA. . . . But—so there is the possibility.    But the
    reality is—and the federal court knew that—is that she
    said before it was removed, I wasn’t exposed at the
    FDA. I wasn’t exposed at any location other than the
    houses where I used Cashmere Bouquet. I mean, nothing
    was held secret from the federal court.     To suggest
    other wise is wrong.
    (Id. at 494–95 (emphasis added).)
    Mr. Kelly’s statement above that plaintiffs “didn’t tell
    the federal court anything different than what [plaintiffs] put
    in    [their]   [post-remand]    pleadings”    is   squarely   refuted   by
    comparing the statements made in plaintiffs’ motions to remand
    and    the   statements   made    in    plaintiffs’   joint    motion    for
    severance and consolidation.       As recited above, in one instance,
    after the case was removed, Ms. Lilly proclaimed that, “[T]here
    is some circumstantial evidence to suggest [that] Ms. Barlow
    could possibly have been exposed to asbestos-containing products
    while working at RMR Corporation,” (id. at 106 (all emphasis
    added)), and “Plaintiff’s counsel do have some circumstantial
    evidence that Mrs. Mosko may have been exposed to asbestos at
    the Department of Agriculture,” (id. at 247 (emphasis added)).
    Yet, on remand, Mr. Kelly averred that, “there is absolutely no
    evidence to indicate or even suggest that the Plaintiffs were
    exposed to asbestos in any form other than Cashmere Bouquet.”
    (Id. at 476 (all emphasis added).)            What is worse is that the
    respective district court judges based their remand decisions
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    precisely (and solely) on counsel’s factual misrepresentations.
    (See id. at 358 (“Mosko has shown more than a ‘glimmer of hope’
    of recovering against . . . an in-state defendant[] for exposure
    during the renovations to the DOA building.               Therefore, removal
    was improper.” (emphasis added)); id. at 368 (“Barlow argues
    that her joinder of the in-state defendants was not fraudulent
    because   there   remains   a   possibility   that    she   was   exposed   to
    asbestos while working at RMR Corporation[.] . . . As a result,
    the Court finds that joinder of the in-state defendants here was
    not   fraudulent[.]”    (emphasis   added)).)        In   other   words,    the
    bait-and-switch worked.
    Colgate then moved in the district court for relief from
    the   plaintiffs’   (now-confirmed)      intentional      misrepresentations
    that were perpetrated upon the district judges while the cases
    were removed.     In particular, Colgate sought relief pursuant to
    Rule 11 and asked that the district court sanction plaintiffs’
    attorneys by imposing monetary penalties, referring them to the
    state bar, and awarding to Colgate any other relief that the
    district court deemed appropriate.         The nearly identical motions
    in Barlow’s and Mosko’s separate cases were consolidated before
    Judge Nickerson.       After a hearing on the motions, Colgate also
    moved pursuant to Rule 60(b)(3) as a supplement to its Rule 11
    motion.   In its Rule 60(b)(3) motion, Colgate sought vacatur of
    the remand orders.
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    On June 26, 2013, Judge Nickerson issued an order denying
    Colgate’s motions.      Although the district court characterized
    the allegations in the motions as “substantial,” (id. at 712),
    and acknowledged that the different statements by plaintiffs’
    counsel “appear to be in sharp conflict” and that such conflict
    is “troubling,” (id. at 1106), the court concluded that it did
    not   have   jurisdiction   to    rule   on   the   motions.   This   appeal
    followed.
    Having provided a more comprehensive account of the facts,
    I will now explain why I disagree with the majority regarding
    the district court’s jurisdiction to consider Colgate’s motions.
    Then, because the district court indicated how it would have
    ruled if it had jurisdiction, I will explain why I would reverse
    the district court’s would-be denials of Colgate’s motions.
    II.    Jurisdiction
    Although Colgate’s Rule 11 motion and Rule 60(b)(3) motion
    seek relief based on the same misconduct, the motions require
    separate jurisdictional analyses.             Accordingly, I address the
    district court’s jurisdiction regarding each motion in turn.
    A.   Rule 11
    Although the majority’s research led the majority to the
    conclusion that “no court has ever embraced the argument Colgate
    puts forward,” ante at 9, my research shows otherwise (as does
    examining the record, namely, Colgate’s motion for sanctions—one
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    of the two motions underlying this appeal).                In fact, and au
    contraire to the majority’s assertion, it appears that every
    federal   court    that   has   addressed   the   issues    of   (1) whether
    district courts retain jurisdiction to impose sanctions after
    remand to state court and (2) whether appeals courts can review
    such decisions regarding sanctions, has answered those questions
    affirmatively. 2    Desert Sch. Fed. Credit Union v. Johnson, 473
    2
    To the extent that the majority’s statement that “no court
    has ever embraced the argument Colgate puts forward,” ante at 9,
    is narrowed to focus on Colgate’s request for vacatur of the
    remand orders and reinstatement of federal jurisdiction as a
    Rule 11 sanction, I agree with the majority’s assertion.      But
    vacatur pertains to the type of remedy/relief sought by Colgate,
    not the threshold issue of whether the district court had
    jurisdiction to consider Colgate’s Rule 11 motion in the first
    instance.   Although the district court appears to think that
    vacatur is the only relief that Colgate now seeks, (see, e.g.,
    J.A. 1106 (“A hearing was held on [the sanctions] motions . . .
    and there, [Colgate] clarified that the relief sought was for
    this Court to vacate, or strike, its remand orders.”); id.
    (“[Colgate] clarified in the hearing that the only ‘sanction’
    being sought was for the Court to strike the orders of
    remand.”)), I could not find any statement in the transcript
    from the motions hearing wherein Colgate disavowed or otherwise
    withdrew its written prayers for any other (nonjurisdictional)
    relief (e.g., monetary penalties and referral of plaintiffs’
    counsel to the state bar).    Moreover, I have a very difficult
    time believing that Colgate’s lawyers abandoned their quest for
    attorneys fees relating to what they believe to be fraudulently
    obtained remand orders.   But regardless of whether Colgate did
    narrow the relief that it seeks, the specific remedy sought
    pursuant to Rule 11 does not dictate whether the court has
    jurisdiction to consider the motion in the first place.     It is
    wrong for the majority to leapfrog over the antecedent question
    only to look back and claim that the district court lacked
    jurisdiction to consider the relief sought in Colgate’s motion
    because of the very relief sought in Colgate’s motion.       This
    bootstrapping approach is, quite simply, not the law.
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    F. App’x 804 (9th Cir. 2012) (cited by Colgate; “[T]he district
    court had jurisdiction to impose Rule 11 sanctions in the amount
    of    attorney’s        fees   even    after      remanding    the   case     to    state
    court.”); Bryant v. Britt, 
    420 F.3d 161
    , 164 (2d Cir. 2005) (per
    curiam)    (cited        by    Colgate;     “[T]he     district      court    was     not
    deprived      of    jurisdiction       to   resolve    the    collateral      issue    of
    Rule 11 sanctions by virtue of its earlier order remanding the
    suit.”); Midlock v. Apple Vacations W., Inc., 
    406 F.3d 453
     (7th
    Cir. 2005) (affirming            Rule 11 sanctions imposed subsequent to a
    post-remand hearing); Lazorko v. Penn. Hosp., 
    237 F.3d 242
    , 247
    (3d    Cir.    2000)      (“Although        the    District     Court      relinquished
    jurisdiction over this case when it either dismissed or remanded
    all the claims before it, it still had jurisdiction to order
    sanctions.”); Miranti v. Lee, 
    3 F.3d 925
    , 927 (5th Cir. 1993)
    (“There is no question but that if an order of sanctions had
    been entered under Rule 11 . . . , we would have jurisdiction to
    review it despite the statutory limitation on our review of the
    order of remand.”); Vatican Shrimp Co. v. Solis, 
    820 F.2d 674
    ,
    680 n.7 (5th Cir. 1987) (“Although 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d) precludes
    our   review       of   the    order   of   remand,    it     does   not    shield    the
    subsidiary issue of Rule 11 sanctions from appellate review.
    . . . [O]ur review on the merits of the Rule 11 sanctions is
    distinct and separable from a review on the merits of the order
    of remand.”); e.g., Pisciotta v. Dobrynina, No. 08-CV-5221, 2009
    
    25 WL 1913393
    , at *2 (E.D.N.Y. July 2, 2009) (“On January 21, 2009,
    the    parties       appeared      for   oral    argument      before       the   Court
    [regarding the removal notice]. The next day, the Court . . .
    remand[ed] the underlying action to state court but retain[ed]
    jurisdiction to consider sanctions under Rule 11 and costs and
    fees under § 1447(c).” (citing Bryant, 
    420 F.3d at 162
    )); Creek
    Ventures,      LLC    v.   World    Parts,      LLC,   No.   01-CV-89C,       
    2004 WL 1166642
    , at *3 (W.D.N.Y. Apr. 14, 2004) (“The court notes that
    it    retains        continuing     jurisdiction        over     the    motion       for
    sanctions, despite the remand to state court.”); Park Nat’l Bank
    of Houston v. Kaminetzky, 
    976 F. Supp. 571
    , 573 n.2 (S.D. Tex.
    1996) (“Although this Court does not have jurisdiction over the
    merits of the remanded action, the Court retained jurisdiction
    to    impose   sanctions,       costs,    and    fees.”);      see   also    Perpetual
    Sec., Inc. v. Tang, 
    290 F.3d 132
    , 141 (2d Cir. 2002) (“Although
    the district court lacked jurisdiction to decide the merits of
    the    underlying      action,      it   retained      the   power     to    determine
    collateral      issues,    such     as   the    appropriateness        of   [Rule    11]
    sanctions.”); Olcott v. Del. Flood Co., 
    76 F.3d 1538
    , 1553 (10th
    Cir. 1996) (“Among the collateral issues a federal court may
    consider after an action is no longer pending is a Rule 11
    sanction.”); Westlake N. Prop. Owners Ass’n v. City of Thousand
    Oaks, 
    915 F.2d 1301
    , 1303 (9th Cir. 1990) (“[E]ven if a court
    does not have jurisdiction over an underlying action, it may
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    have jurisdiction to determine whether the parties have abused
    the judicial system and whether sanctions are appropriate to
    remedy such abuse.”).
    This Court’s own precedent aligns with the chorus of cases
    cited above, thus exposing as hollow the majority’s far-reaching
    statement that “entry of an order remanding a case to state
    court divests the district court ‘of all jurisdiction in [the]
    case     and   preclude[s]   it   from    entertaining   any   further
    proceedings of any character[.]’”        Ante at 9 (first and second
    alterations in original) (quoting Three J Farms, Inc. v. Alton
    Box Board Co., 
    609 F.2d 112
    , 115 (4th Cir. 1979)).             In ITT
    Industrial Credit Co. v. Durango Crushers, Inc.—a case decided
    eight years after Three J Farms—this Court affirmed the district
    court’s award of attorneys’ fees to the plaintiff as a sanction
    based on the defendants’ improper removal of the case to federal
    court.    
    832 F.2d 307
    , 308 (4th Cir. 1987).       Specifically, this
    Court stated the following:
    Ordinarily, a district court may not award attorneys’
    fees   absent   express   Congressional    authorization.
    Exceptions to the “American Rule,” whereby each party
    pays   its  own   attorney’s   fees,   are   matters   of
    legislative providence. . . . [H]owever, courts do
    have inherent power to award attorney’s fees against a
    party who has acted in bad faith.            The limited
    authority of the district courts to award fees as a
    sanction for a removal taken in bad faith is widely
    recognized.    Although § 1447(c) itself conveys no
    power on the district courts to award attorneys’ fees,
    the district court did not err in awarding attorney’s
    fees . . . because the[] removal petition was so
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    patently without merit that the inescapable conclusion
    is that it was filed in bad faith.
    Id.   (emphasis    added)   (citations        omitted)     (internal    quotation
    marks omitted). 3
    To be absolutely sure, the opinion in Durango Crushers is
    ambiguous about (1) whether the district court ordered sanctions
    subsequent to remand, as would be the case here (as opposed to
    in conjunction with remand), and (2) whether the court ordered
    sanctions   sua    sponte   or    pursuant     to    a   post-remand    motion   or
    request.     However, this Court’s subsequent decision in Anton
    Leasing,    Inc.   v.   Engram,    
    846 F.2d 69
       (4th   Cir.   1988)   (per
    curiam) (unpublished table decision)—handed down less than six
    months after Durango Crushers—purges any lingering doubt about
    district courts’ ability to order sanctions after remand. 4                      In
    Engram, the district court granted the plaintiff’s motion to
    remand the case to state court for failure to remove the case to
    the proper venue.       Prior to the remand, the plaintiff requested
    costs and fees.         “[The defendant] failed to respond to [the
    3
    At the time that this Court decided Durango Crushers, the
    then-current (1982) version of 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (c) did not
    include attorneys’ fees as part of the “just costs” available
    based on an improvident removal. See Graphic Commc’ns Local 1B
    Health & Welfare Fund A v. CVS Caremark Corp., 
    636 F.3d 971
    , 974
    (8th Cir. 2011).
    4
    Two of the three judges who were on the panel for Durango
    Crushers—Judge Wilkinson (author) and Judge Chapman—were also
    panel members for Engram.
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    plaintiff’s] motion, and the district court granted [the] . . .
    motion to remand and dismissed the case from the docket.                           The
    court awarded no costs or fees.”                
    Id.
       Then, after remand, the
    defendant filed a motion in the district court to transfer venue
    to cure the lack of subject jurisdiction.                   The plaintiff opposed
    this   motion   and      again   requested      attorneys’        fees,   which   the
    district court awarded.          The defendant appealed.
    On appeal, this Court held that, “While the district court
    was without jurisdiction to rule on the transfer motion, . . .
    the court had jurisdiction to review the [post-remand] request
    for just costs and that that part of the order is appealable.”
    
    Id.
     (citing News-Texan, Inc. v. City of Garland, 
    814 F.2d 216
    ,
    220 (5th Cir. 1987), and Vatican Shrimp Co., 
    820 F.2d at
    680
    n.7—both    Rule    11    cases).        Importantly,       and   like    in   Durango
    Crushers, this Court characterized the attorneys’ fees award as
    a sanction.        
    Id.
     (citing Durango Crushers and noting that the
    then-current version of § 1447(c) “convey[ed] no power on the
    district courts to award attorneys’ fees”); see supra note 3.
    The myriad cases cited above from other circuit courts,
    district courts, and this Court are just appetizers, for the
    Supreme Court itself has spoken on the propriety of Rule 11
    sanctions    ordered      (1)    after    a    case   has    been   dismissed      and
    (2) even when a district court was without jurisdiction in the
    first instance.          The first of these two cases is Cooter & Gell
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    v. Hartmarx Corp., 
    496 U.S. 384
     (1990).                          There, the plaintiff
    filed a complaint but then dismissed the complaint pursuant to
    Rule 41(a)(1)(i) after the defendant moved for dismissal and for
    Rule 11 sanctions because of the baseless allegations in the
    complaint.     
    Id. at 389
    .          The district court heard oral argument
    on the Rule 11 motion prior to dismissal but dismissed the case
    without ruling on the motion.                  
    Id.
            More than three-and-a-half
    years later, the district court granted the defendants’ Rule 11
    motion.    
    Id.
     at 389–90.         After losing on appeal, the plaintiff’s
    law firm petitioned the Supreme Court, arguing that the district
    court was without jurisdiction to order sanctions.
    The Supreme Court held that the district court did have
    jurisdiction to sanction plaintiffs’ counsel.                        Specifically, the
    Court stated that “a voluntary dismissal does not expunge the
    Rule 11 violation,” and “a court must have the authority to
    consider     whether      there   has     been        a    violation      of    [Rule   11]
    regardless    of    the    dismissal      of    the       underlying      action.”       
    Id. at 395
    ; see 
    id.
     (“It is well established that a federal court
    may   consider     collateral     issues       after       an    action    is    no   longer
    pending.”);      see   also   
    id. at 398
            (“The      filing    of    complaints,
    papers, or other motions without taking the necessary care in
    their preparation is a separate abuse of the judicial system,
    subject to separate sanction.”).                     Although the underlying case
    in Cooter & Gell became “no longer pending” before the district
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    court    due    to    the     plaintiff’s          voluntary      dismissal,         numerous
    circuit courts have applied Cooter & Gell’s holding to cases
    that were “no longer pending” due to remand to state court.
    E.g., Desert         Sch.   Fed.     Credit    Union,       473   F. App’x       804      (“The
    Supreme    Court      has     long    held    that     a    district       court      retains
    jurisdiction to impose Rule 11 sanctions even after a case has
    been dismissed. . . . Thus, the district court had jurisdiction
    to impose Rule 11 sanctions in the amount of attorney’s fees
    even after remanding the case to state court.” (citing Cooter &
    Gell));    Bryant,      
    420 F.3d at 164
        (“Nothing       in    Cooter     &    Gell
    limits its observations concerning collateral jurisdiction over
    Rule 11 motions to dismissals under Fed. R. Civ. P. 41(a)(1).”).
    The second Supreme Court case that directs the conclusion
    that the district court had jurisdiction to consider Colgate’s
    Rule 11 motion for sanctions is Willy v. Coastal Corp., 
    503 U.S. 131
     (1992) (9-0) (Rehnquist, C.J.).                        In Willy, the petitioner
    sued the respondent in state court and the respondent removed
    the case to federal court.               
    Id. at 132
    .           Over the petitioner’s
    objection,      the    district       court    concluded       that       it   had    subject
    matter    jurisdiction        and    subsequently          granted    the      respondent’s
    motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim.                            
    Id.
     at 132–33.
    At the same time, the district court granted the respondent’s
    motion    for   Rule    11     sanctions      against       the   petitioner         and    his
    attorney for certain filings made in the district court, and the
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    petitioner appealed.         
    Id. at 133
    .      The appeals court determined
    that    federal    subject      matter   jurisdiction    over   the      case    was
    improper and reversed the district court’s order dismissing the
    claims with instructions to remand the case to state court.                      
    Id.
    However, the appeals court did not reverse the sanctions award.
    Neither did the Supreme Court.            Instead, the Court stated
    that,   although     “[a]    final    determination     of   lack   of    subject-
    matter jurisdiction of a case in a federal court . . . precludes
    further adjudication of it[,] . . . such a determination does
    not automatically wipe out all proceedings had in the district
    court   at   a    time   when   the   district   court   operated        under   the
    misapprehension that it had jurisdiction.”               
    Id. at 137
    .        Citing
    Cooter & Gell, the Court reiterated that Rule 11 sanctions are
    “collateral to the merits” of an action, 
    id. at 138
    , and that
    “[t]he interest in having rules of procedure obeyed . . . does
    not disappear upon a subsequent determination that the court was
    without subject-matter jurisdiction,” 
    id. at 139
    .                     Like those
    circuit court decisions applying Cooter & Gell, appeals courts
    have likewise relied on Willy for the proposition that district
    courts maintain jurisdiction to order Rule 11 sanctions after
    remand.      E.g., Bryant, 
    420 F.3d at 164
     (“[T]he Supreme Court
    . . . has . . . held that district courts have jurisdiction over
    Rule 11 motions where the district court has remanded a case to
    state court.       It follows that in [appellant]’s case the district
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    court was not deprived of jurisdiction to resolve the collateral
    issue   of   Rule    11     sanctions    by   virtue    of    its   earlier     order
    remanding the suit.” (citing Willy)); see also Lazorko, 
    237 F.3d at 247
    .
    In view of the above, the district court had, at a minimum,
    jurisdiction to consider Colgate’s Rule 11 motion for sanctions
    and to fashion appropriate relief, if any; the law could not be
    more clear on this point.            Jurisdiction is a court’s ability to
    consider a motion in the first instance, not the court’s ability
    to actually grant the relief requested therein.                        The majority
    misunderstands this basic legal distinction and, in reaching the
    opposite     conclusion,      maroons    itself    on   an    island     all   alone,
    thereby creating a cosmic circuit split and contravening Supreme
    Court precedent and this Court’s precedent.                   Indeed, it appears
    that it is the majority’s rigid position that is the “anomaly in
    federal jurisdiction.”         Ante at 9.
    B. Rule 60(b)(3)
    “Exactness in the use of words is the basis of all serious
    thinking.”      Felix Frankfurter, Some Reflections on the Reading
    of   Statutes,      
    47 Colum. L. Rev. 527
    ,   546     (1947)    (citation
    omitted)     (internal      quotation    marks    omitted).         “[C]ourts    must
    presume that a legislature says in a statute what it means and
    means in a statute what it says there.”                      Conn. Nat’l Bank v.
    Germain,     
    503 U.S. 249
    ,    253–54    (1992).        “[U]nless    otherwise
    33
    defined, words will be interpreted as taking their ordinary,
    contemporary, common meaning.”         Perrin v. United States, 
    444 U.S. 37
    , 42 (1979).     These are fundamental tenets for drafting
    and interpreting legislation, and yet the majority spurns such
    bedrock   principles   by   failing   to   appreciate   the   distinction
    between “vacating” an order and “reviewing” an order, only the
    latter of which is prohibited by 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d).
    The Eleventh Circuit recognized the distinction noted above
    in Aquamar, S.A. v. Del Monte Fresh Produce N.A. and explained
    it as follows:
    Vacatur of a remand order does not necessarily
    constitute   a  forbidden    “review”  of    the   remand
    decision. To “review” an order, a court must do more
    than merely cancel it; it must, to some extent,
    examine it and determine its merits. A “review” is a
    “reconsideration;    second    view   or    examination;
    revision; consideration for purposes of correction.”
    Black’s Law Dictionary 1320 (6th ed. 1990). A vacatur
    does   not   necessarily    implicate   this    sort   of
    examination.
    If we order the district court to vacate an order for
    reasons that do not involve a reconsideration or
    examination of its merits, then we have not “reviewed”
    the order, and therefore have not fallen afoul of
    section 1447(d)’s prohibition on review.
    
    179 F.3d 1279
    , 1288 (11th Cir. 1999) (citing U.S. Bancorp Mortg.
    Co. v. Bonner Mall P’ship, 
    513 U.S. 18
    , 22–23 (1994)); see also
    Tramonte v. Chrysler Corp., 
    136 F.3d 1025
    , 1028 (5th Cir. 1998)
    (“[V]acatur of the remand order would . . . not constitute a
    review of the merits of that order, prohibited by 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d).”).    The majority is speedy to attempt to distinguish
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    Aquamar and Tramonte on their facts and the reasons for vacatur
    in    those   cases,      but    is    conspicuously      silent    as     to   why   the
    vacate/review distinction ceases to apply in this case, which
    deals with the same statutory provision.                     Indeed, and just like
    the    Aquamar    court,        this    Court   has    several     times    relied     on
    dictionaries to interpret statutes when the statutes’ words were
    not defined therein.            See, e.g., Country Vintner of N.C., LLC v.
    E. & J. Gallo Winery, Inc., 
    718 F.3d 249
    , 258–59 & n.10–17 (4th
    Cir. 2013) (Davis, J.); United States v. Hampton, 
    628 F.3d 654
    ,
    660 (4th Cir. 2010) (Davis, J.); FindWhere Holdings, Inc. v.
    Sys. Env’t Optimization, LLC, 
    626 F.3d 752
    , 756 (4th Cir. 2010)
    (Davis, J.); Torres v. O’Quinn, 
    612 F.3d 237
    , 243, 245–46 (4th
    Cir. 2010) (Davis, J.); see also United States v. Perez-Perez,
    
    737 F.3d 950
    , 955 (4th Cir. 2013) (Davis, J., concurring); David
    v.    Alphin,    
    704 F.3d 327
    ,    339    (4th   Cir.   2013)      (Davis,      J.).
    This Court      should     not    treat    this    case   and    this     statute      any
    differently, and to dismiss the distinction as mere semantics
    runs afoul of long-standing statutory interpretation principles.
    The majority relies heavily on In re Lowe, 
    102 F.3d 731
    (4th Cir. 1996), and the flowery “one shot”-language contained
    therein, but without solid justification for doing so on these
    facts   and     without    any    discussion      of   the    particulars       of    that
    case.    In Lowe, the district court remanded the case due to lack
    of complete diversity between the parties, and the defendants
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    moved   for   “reconsideration”—not     vacatur—of   the    remand   order.
    
    Id.
     at 732–33.     The district court granted the motion, and the
    plaintiff petitioned this Court for a writ of mandamus.                   
    Id. at 733
    .   This Court framed the “principal issue” in the appeal
    as “whether the district court exceeded its jurisdiction when it
    reconsidered its remand order.”         
    Id. at 733
     (emphasis added).
    This Court then determined that, “[i]ndisputably, ‘otherwise’ in
    § 1447(d) includes reconsideration by the district court.”                Id.
    at 733–34 (emphasis added).
    Lowe’s holding is consistent with the holdings of several
    factually similar cases (i.e., cases wherein a party asked for
    reconsideration of a remand order), all of which I think were
    correctly decided in view of § 1447(d)’s bar on “review.”                 See,
    e.g., Gravitt v. Sw. Bell Tel. Co., 
    430 U.S. 723
     (1977) (per
    curiam) (reversing judgment where the court of appeals “ordered
    the District Court to vacate its remand order because the latter
    had   employed   erroneous   principles   in   concluding    that    it   was
    without jurisdiction”); Agostini v. Piper Aircraft Corp., 
    729 F.3d 350
    , 355 (3d Cir. 2013) (“[W]e hold that we do not have
    jurisdiction to review an order denying a motion to reconsider a
    remand order.”); Harris v. Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Ala., Inc.,
    
    951 F.2d 325
    , 326, 330 (11th Cir. 1992) (addressing the issue of
    “whether the district court had jurisdiction to ‘reconsider’ its
    order remanding the case to state court” and concluding that it
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    did not).   Fortunately for Colgate, however, the case before the
    Court today is not Lowe, Gravitt, Agostini, or Harris insofar as
    vacatur does not require review or reconsideration of a ruling.
    See Aquamar, 179 F.3d at 1288; Tramonte, 
    136 F.3d at 1028
    .
    Contrary to the majority’s claim that “Colgate[] seek[s] to
    draw us into the merits . . . of the district court’s order,”
    ante at 8, Colgate never once argues that remand was wrong based
    on the facts that were presented to the district court at the
    time the cases were removed.   Of course, Colgate argues that the
    joinder of certain parties has now been confirmed as fraudulent;
    but this is a separate issue from the question of whether remand
    was proper under the facts as plaintiffs’ counsel originally
    presented them (i.e., that all Maryland defendants were properly
    joined).    The majority couches Colgate’s argument as “attacking
    the district court’s analysis of the merits of the remand,” id.
    at 14, but has not cited to a single instance—because there is
    not one—where Colgate claims that the district court erred by
    remanding the cases based on the facts as plaintiffs’ counsel
    represented them.    Colgate’s real argument, which the majority
    either simply misunderstands or chooses to ignore and remold
    into a new argument, is that plaintiff counsel’s representations
    were not a truthful portrayal of the actual facts of the case;
    Colgate therefore attacks the manner by which the plaintiffs
    secured the remand orders, not the merits or correctness of the
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    orders themselves.           Compare ante at 12 (“Colgate’s argument that
    it    is   not     seeking   ‘review’    is    simply    incorrect       because   its
    request     necessarily       requires    a    merits    review     of    the   remand
    orders.”), with Colgate’s Reply Br. at 3 (“The instant motions
    do not seek relief on the ground that the Remand Orders were
    substantively incorrect.           Instead, they contend that the orders
    were procured unfairly through misconduct.                    Thus the ‘review’
    requested is of counsel’s conduct—not the orders themselves.”
    (third emphasis added)).
    In view of the proper understanding of Colgate’s argument
    and the fact that Colgate never once argues that the district
    court erred in remanding the cases—only that that the district
    court      erred     in    subsequently       denying    Colgate’s        post-remand
    motions—§ 1447(d) does not prohibit this Court from vacating the
    remand orders pursuant to Rule 60(b)(3) if it is determined that
    such relief is warranted.            In Schultz v. Butcher, 
    24 F.3d 626
    (4th Cir. 1994), this Court clarified that Rule 60(b)(3) does
    not pertain to the merits of a judgment, order, or proceeding,
    but rather ensures the integrity of the manner by which such
    ruling was procured. There, the plaintiff’s lawyer deliberately
    withheld a document that fell plainly within the scope of one of
    the   defendant’s         interrogatories.       
    Id. at 629
    .        The   district
    court (by a bench trial) ruled in favor of the plaintiff, and
    the defendant moved post-judgment pursuant to Rule 60(b)(3) for,
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    inter alia, a new trial, alleging that the plaintiff concealed
    the pertinent document and that the absence of that document
    prejudiced     the    defendant.             
    Id. at 630
    .     The   district   court
    denied the motion because “the report was not newly discovered
    evidence     and     .   .        .    would      not       have    altered    the   court’s
    determination as to liability.”                    
    Id. at 631
    .
    This Court reversed on appeal and explained that
    [t]he   “newly   discovered  evidence”   provision  of
    Rule 60(b)(2) is aimed at correcting an erroneous
    judgment   stemming   from   the   unobtainability  of
    evidence.   Consequently, a party seeking a new trial
    under Rule 60(b)(2) must show that the missing
    evidence was “of such a material and controlling
    nature as [would] probably [have] change[d] the
    outcome” . . . In contrast, Rule 60(b)(3) focuses not
    on erroneous judgments as such, but on judgments which
    were unfairly procured.
    
    Id. at 631
     (alterations in original) (emphasis added) (quoting
    Anderson v. Cryovac, Inc., 
    862 F.2d 910
    , 924 n.10 (1st Cir.
    1988)); see also Square Constr. Co. v. Wash. Metro. Area Transit
    Auth.,   
    657 F.2d 68
    ,          72   (4th    Cir.       1981)   (“Setting      aside   a
    judgment under [Rule] 60(b)(3) does not require that the [fraud,
    misrepresentation,           or       misconduct]       be    sufficient      to   alter   the
    district court's judgment[.]”).                        As noted above, Colgate does
    not argue that the reasoning of the remand orders was erroneous
    based on the facts as plaintiffs’ counsel presented them when
    the cases were removed; rather, Colgate argues only that the
    orders were “unfairly procured” due to the contortion of facts
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    and evidence supporting a claim against the in-state defendants.
    The law recognizes such factual manipulation as fundamentally
    unfair and provides to a party the opportunity to seek relief
    pursuant to Rule 60(b)(3).       Schultz, 
    24 F.3d at 631
     (“[W]rongful
    [withholding] of . . . material makes it inequitable for the
    withholder to retain the benefit of the [judgment][.]”).
    In Cooter & Gell, the Supreme Court stated that, “If a
    litigant could purge his violation of Rule 11 merely by taking a
    dismissal,   he   would   lose   all   incentive   to   stop,   think   and
    investigate more carefully before serving and filing papers.”
    
    496 U.S. at 398
     (citation omitted) (internal quotation marks
    omitted).    The same is true in the context of a remand order: if
    a litigant could flout his duty of candor before a district
    court and secure remand by misrepresentation, knowing that such
    remand is never subject to vacatur, he would lose all incentive
    to present the facts of a case honestly to the court during
    removal.     Righting this wrong and protecting the sanctity and
    integrity of judicial proceedings overrides the value of any
    purported finality of a remand order. 5       Green v. Foley, 
    856 F.2d 5
    It is ironic that the majority would lean on the notion
    that “it is manifest that the law favors finality.” Ante at 9;
    see Whiteside v. United States, __ F.3d __, No. 13-7152, 
    2014 WL 1364019
    , at *11 (4th Cir. Apr. 8, 2014) (Davis, J., concurring)
    (criticizing one of our colleagues for “prostrat[ing] . . . at
    the altar of finality” and for “favor[ing] what’s ‘finished’
    over what’s ‘right’”).
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    660, 667 (4th Cir. 1988) (“[T]he policy of deterring misconduct
    which threatens the fairness and integrity of the fact finding
    process must outweigh considerations of finality.                     Any other
    result would reward [a litigant’s] wrongful acts by permitting
    him to retain the benefit of those acts . . . in derogation of
    the proper function of the federal courts.” (emphasis added)
    (citation omitted) (internal quotation marks omitted)).
    Finally,    before    proceeding      to   the   merits     of   Colgate’s
    motions, a word about Powerex Corp. v. Reliant Energy Services,
    Inc., 
    551 U.S. 224
     (2007), is in order.               The majority erects a
    cathedral around Powerex but, as with Lowe and every other case
    that the majority relies upon, provides no discussion of the
    facts—only selective sound bytes in support of its position.                 In
    Powerex, two foreign defendants (including Powerex Corp.) and
    two federal defendants removed a state-law action, claiming that
    the district court had subject matter jurisdiction pursuant to
    
    28 U.S.C. § 1441
    (d) (authorizing removal by a “foreign state” as
    defined   in   the   Foreign   Sovereign    Immunities     Act    (FSIA))   and
    
    28 U.S.C. § 1442
    (a) (authorizing removal by federal agencies).
    
    Id.
     at 227–28.       The plaintiffs moved to remand the case, and the
    district court determined that the two federal defendants and
    one of the foreign defendants were immune from suit, but that
    Powerex Corp. did not qualify as a “foreign state.”               
    Id. at 228
    .
    Accordingly, because Powerex Corp. did not satisfy the criteria
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    for federal jurisdiction pursuant to § 1441(d) and all other
    defendants were immune from suit, the district court remanded
    the case.    Id. at 228.
    Powerex Corp. appealed, arguing that it was “foreign state”
    for FSIA purposes, and the plaintiffs countered, arguing that
    the appeal was barred by § 1447(d).           The Ninth Circuit held that
    it “ha[d] jurisdiction to review the underlying merits of the
    district court’s substantive rulings on immunity and sovereign
    status[,]” California v. NRG Energy, Inc., 
    391 F.3d 1011
    , 1022
    (2004) (emphasis added)—or in the words of the Supreme Court,
    the Ninth Circuit held that § 1447(d) “did not preclude it from
    reviewing substantive issues of law that preceded the remand
    order,” Powerex, 
    551 U.S. at 228
     (emphasis added).                   The Ninth
    Circuit then affirmed the district court’s ruling that Powerex
    Corp. was not a “foreign state” for purposes of § 1441(d).                  Id.
    The Supreme Court subsequently vacated that decision and
    remanded the case with instructions to dismiss the appeal for
    lack of jurisdiction.         The Court reasoned that “[n]othing in the
    text of § 1447(c) supports the proposition that a remand for
    lack of subject-matter jurisdiction is not covered so long as
    the   case   was   properly    removed   in   the    first   instance.”       Id.
    at 230.      Specifically,     the   Court    held   that    Ҥ   1447(d)    bars
    appellate consideration of [Powerex Corp.]’s claim that it is a
    foreign state for purposes of the FSIA.”             Id. at 239.
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    At the end of this discussion of Powerex, one might be left
    wondering, “Well, so what?           How does Powerex apply here, where
    Colgate does not claim that the district court erred as a matter
    of law in granting plaintiffs’ motions for remand and does not
    seek appellate review of the merits of the remand orders?”                     And
    that is precisely the point—Powerex does not apply to this case
    insofar it is no different from Lowe, Gravitt, Agostini, and
    Harris (except that Powerex Corp. did not seek reconsideration
    of the remand order by the district court, but instead jumped
    straight to the court of appeals for review of the district
    court’s   decision     on   the    merits).      I   belabor   the   details    of
    Powerex merely    to    show      that   the   majority’s   quoting    here    and
    there of the case without any facts is nothing but an attempt to
    distract and divert attention away from the critical distinction
    between “vacatur” and “review”, which goes wholly unaddressed by
    the majority. 6   Powerex is a case about the jurisdiction of an
    appeals court to review a district court’s reasoning on issues
    6
    Well, almost unaddressed—the majority does state that
    Colgate’s proffered review/vacatur distinction fails “because it
    seeks to relitigate the merits of an issue already litigated.”
    Ante at 13. But the majority has not explained how relitigating
    an issue using completely different facts and, more importantly,
    without referring back to the first remand orders disposing of
    that issue, in any way requires reviewing the first orders. By
    engaging in such linguistic gymnastics, the majority declares
    that “review” now also means “to litigate anew on a blank
    slate,” thus expanding its definition far beyond Mr. Webster’s,
    Mr. Garner’s, and Congress’s wildest imaginations.
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    of substantive law; it is not a case about the jurisdiction of
    an    appeals    court    to     vacate    an    order     procured   by     alleged
    fraudulent representations and attorney misconduct.                       Indeed, if
    Powerex   does       anything,   it   underscores     the    difference      between
    vacatur and review insofar as the Supreme Court never reached
    the   merits    of    (“reviewed”)    the      principal    issue   for    which   it
    granted certiorari—“whether, under [FSIA], [Powerex Corp.] is an
    ‘organ of a foreign state or political subdivision thereof,’”
    id. at 226 (citation omitted)—because it vacated the appeals
    court’s decision on jurisdictional grounds. 7
    7
    It is curious that the statement, “If Congress wanted to
    carve out an attorney-misconduct exception to the prohibition on
    review of remand orders, it would have done so[,]” ante at 14,
    appears in an opinion that places such heavy reliance on Powerex
    when all nine Justices in Powerex recognized that § 1447(d) has
    exceptions that were not carved out by Congress.    Powerex, 
    551 U.S. at 229
     (“[W]e have interpreted § 1447(d) to cover less than
    its words alone suggest.”); id. at 240 (Breyer, J., dissenting)
    (“[T]his Court has found exceptions to § 1447’s seemingly
    blanket prohibition [on review].” (citing Thermtron Prods., Inc.
    v. Hermansdorfer, 
    423 U.S. 336
    , 350–52 (1976), and Osborn v.
    Haley, 
    549 U.S. 225
    , 240–44 (2007))); see also Bujanowski v.
    Kocontes, 359 F. App’x 112, 113 (11th Cir. 2009) (per curiam)
    (“Generally, 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (d) provides that ‘[a]n order
    remanding a case to the State court from which it was removed is
    not reviewable on appeal.’     We have, however, carved out a
    limited exception in that the appellate court ‘may review the
    merits of a remand order in considering whether the district
    court abused its discretion by awarding attorneys' fees and
    costs under 
    28 U.S.C. § 1447
    (c).’” (quoting Legg v. Wyeth, 
    428 F.3d 1317
    , 1319 (11th Cir. 2005))); In re Blackwater Sec.
    Consulting, LLC, 
    460 F.3d 576
    , 587 (4th Cir. 2006) (relied upon
    by the majority; “Having determined that the order before us
    was, indeed, predicated upon § 1447(c), and therefore within the
    purview of § 1447(d), we turn now to a consideration of whether
    (Continued)
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    In    sum,    nothing    in     the    plain       language     of    §    1447(d)   or
    courts’        interpretation       thereof          bars    vacatur     of    the     district
    court’s remand orders.              Although I agree that reconsideration is
    a subspecies of review, see Lowe, 
    102 F.3d at
    733–34, vacatur,
    without revisiting the merits of the prior order, is no such
    cousin or relative.
    III.    Merits
    Having concluded that the district court had jurisdiction
    to rule on Colgate’s Rule 11 and Rule 60(b)(3) motions, I will
    now proceed to analyze the merits of those motions.                                 See Liberty
    Univ.,        Inc.    v.     Geithner,    
    671 F.3d 391
    ,   422   (4th       Cir.   2011)
    (Davis, J., dissenting) (“My good colleagues in the majority
    hold that the Anti–Injunction Act strips us of jurisdiction in
    this case.            For reasons I explain at length below, I disagree.
    As   I    reject       the    reasoning     and      the    result     of     the    majority’s
    one of the other judicially created exceptions to § 1447(d)
    applies.” (emphasis added)); Nutter v. Monongahela Power Co.,
    
    4 F.3d 319
    , 321 (4th Cir. 1993) (“Although § 1447(d) appears to
    foreclose any review of remand orders, that limitation is
    subject to several exceptions.” (citing Brannon v. Babcock &
    Wilcox Co., 
    940 F.2d 832
    , 848 (3d Cir. 1991), which held that
    § 1447(d) does not bar review of remand orders where the
    district court determines it lacks jurisdiction because the
    federal statute conferring jurisdiction is unconstitutional)).
    Although I do not think that we need to carve out any new
    exception to § 1447(d) because vacatur does not require review
    and, thus, Colgate’s request is outside the reach of the
    statute, it is nonetheless worth noting that, even if that is
    what we were doing, we would certainly not be the first court to
    do so.
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    jurisdictional analysis, I am entitled to reach the merits of
    appellants’       claims.”).      Although      normally      all    that    would       be
    required of this Court at this particular procedural juncture
    would be to reverse and remand for further consideration on the
    merits, the district court indicated how it would have ruled if
    it thought that it had jurisdiction.              Specifically, the district
    court stated that, although there is a “sharp conflict” between
    plaintiff counsel’s statements made while the cases were removed
    and those statements made subsequent to remand, and that such
    conflict    is     “troubling,”     the   statements     “are       attributable         to
    different attorneys in markedly different litigation contexts,”
    (J.A.    1106);     therefore,      the   court   was    “not       convinced          that
    counsel’s conduct is sanctionable,” (id.).                    These statements by
    the     district    court   were     made      after    the     parties          had    the
    opportunity        to   brief     whether      plaintiff       counsel’s          conduct
    warranted sanctions and after a hearing was held regarding the
    same; in other words, the merits of the issue have been fully
    presented and argued.
    In such a situation, this Court has the ability to rule on
    the merits of Colgate’s motions even though the district court
    technically did not.        See Brown & Williams Tobacco Corp. v. FTC,
    
    710 F.2d 1165
    , 1172–73 & n.3 (6th Cir. 1983) (“The District
    Court never ruled on [plaintiffs’] two arguments on the merits
    because     the     court   below     erroneously       held    that        it     lacked
    46
    jurisdiction.        Rather than remand the case which would entail
    further    delay,    we    have     decided     in    the   interest      of    judicial
    economy to reach the merits of this case.”).                      This is especially
    the case where the proper exercise of discretion could lead to
    only one outcome and the district court has already shown how it
    would rule if this Court were to simply remand the case.                             See
    United    States    v.    Fenner,    
    147 F.3d 360
    ,   363    (4th    Cir.    1998)
    (“[W]e need not remand to permit the district court to exercise
    its discretion [regarding an issue that it did think that it had
    the authority to decide] if its decision to do so on remand
    would constitute an abuse of discretion.”).
    This Court reviews district courts’ decisions on Rule 11
    and Rule 60(b)(3) motions for an abuse of discretion.                          Hunter v.
    Earthgrains    Co.       Bakery,    
    281 F.3d 144
    ,   150    (4th   Cir.     2002)
    (standard of review for Rule 11 motions); Green, 856 F.2d at 665
    (standard of review for Rule 60(b) motions).                      “A district court
    abuses its discretion if it bases its ruling on an erroneous
    view of the law or on a clearly erroneous assessment of the
    evidence.”     Brubaker v. City of Richmond, 
    943 F.2d 1363
    , 1374
    (4th Cir. 1991).          As noted above, the same underlying conduct
    forms the bases of each of Colgate’s respective motions.
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    A.   Rule 11 Sanctions
    In relevant part, Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11(b)
    provides as follows:
    By presenting to the court a pleading, written motion,
    or other paper—whether by signing, filing, submitting,
    or later advocating it—an attorney or unrepresented
    party certifies that to the best of the person’s
    knowledge, information, and belief, formed after an
    inquiry reasonable under the circumstances . . . the
    factual contentions have evidentiary support or, if
    specifically   so   identified,    will  likely   have
    evidentiary support after a reasonable opportunity for
    further investigation or discovery[.]
    Fed. R. Civ. P. 11(b)(3).            Here, Colgate seeks sanctions for
    plaintiff counsel’s averments to Judge Nickerson that “there is
    some circumstantial evidence to suggest [that] Ms. Barlow could
    possibly have been exposed to asbestos-containing products while
    working at RMR Corporation,” (J.A. 106), and to Judge Quarles
    that “Plaintiff’s counsel do have some circumstantial evidence
    that   Mrs.   Mosko    may    have   been   exposed   to   asbestos   at   the
    Department of Agriculture,” (id. at 247).              Colgate claims that,
    in view of plaintiff counsel’s subsequent statement after remand
    that   “there   is    absolutely     no   evidence    to   indicate   or   even
    suggest that the Plaintiffs were exposed to asbestos in any form
    other than Cashmere Bouquet,” (id. at 476), counsel’s statements
    in federal court were without evidentiary support and deceived
    the district court into ordering remand based on a sham factual
    record.
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    At the hearing on the motions for sanctions, plaintiffs’
    counsel claimed that the statements made in federal court were
    “legal      conclusion[s]”       and    “legal     argument[s],”       not    “factual
    contention[s]” subject to Rule 11 sanctions.                    (Id. at 1070–71.)
    Counsel      maintained      this       purported        distinction     on    appeal,
    claiming      that    “[t]he     fact       that   an    attorney   calls     evidence
    circumstantial, or claims a piece of evidence gives rise to an
    inference, falls squarely into the category of legal argument.”
    Plaintiffs’ Br. at 37.           Although I agree that characterizing the
    type   of    evidence     can,    at     times,     be    subject   to   some      legal
    significance, I strongly disagree that a statement regarding the
    existence     of     evidence—be       it    direct,     circumstantial,      or   some
    other type—requires application of any law.                    Evidence exists or
    it does not exist; this is a binary factual determination.
    On appeal, plaintiffs’ counsel attempted to backpedal and
    retreat further from the prior statements made during removal
    proceedings by framing those statements as follows:
    The truth is that the Plaintiffs in this case never
    represented to the federal court that it intended to
    generate   evidence  against  any   of  the  in-state
    defendants, or even that they would prevail against
    the in-state defendants. Indeed, such representations
    would have been irrelevant to the inquiry, because
    that is not what the federal standard [for remand]
    requires.   Instead, the Plaintiffs argued that there
    was a possibility that evidence could be generated or
    a possibility that the Plaintiffs could prevail
    against the local defendants, and that is all that is
    required to obtain remand in a fraudulent joinder
    argument.
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    Id.   at   29   (emphasis   added   on   all   words   but   the   first
    “possibility” and the first “could”).      This qualification of the
    previous statements is wholly unavailing and, worse, all but
    confirms that counsel’s prior statements in federal court were
    misrepresentations.     While the cases were removed, plaintiffs
    did not merely claim that evidence against in-state defendants
    “could be generated”; rather, counsel told the district court
    that “there is some circumstantial evidence” and “Plaintiff’s
    counsel do have some circumstantial evidence.”         (J.A. 106, 247
    (emphases added).)     In other words, counsel told the district
    court that such evidence against the in-state defendants was
    already in the plaintiffs’ possession.         Insofar as plaintiffs’
    counsel is on the record as telling the court that plaintiffs
    had evidence that apparently did not exist, counsel’s misconduct
    is subject to Rule 11.      See, e.g., Pope v. Fed. Express Corp.,
    
    39 F.3d 1327
    , 1328 (8th Cir. 1995) (affirming award of Rule 11
    sanctions for offering a falsified document into evidence).
    Plaintiffs’ constant altering of their position to cater to
    the forum of the day is further demonstrated by Ms. Lilly’s
    statements at the hearing on Colgate’s motions for sanctions
    before Judge Nickerson.     There, Ms. Lilly claimed that Mr. Kelly
    “overstated things” subsequent to remand when he submitted that
    “there is absolutely no evidence to indicate or even suggest
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    that the Plaintiffs were exposed to asbestos in any form other
    than Cashmere Bouquet.”           (J.A. 1092.)        Ms. Lilly then asserted,
    “Yes,   there    was    some     evidence[,]”       referring    to    the   alleged
    existence of evidence that Barlow could have been exposed to
    asbestos at her place of employment and not via Cashmere Bouquet
    only.   (Id.)     But even setting aside the existence (or not) of
    evidence, Mr. Kelly also asserted after remand that Barlow and
    Mosko “do not allege exposure to . . . asbestos . . . in any
    other form” other than Cashmere Bouquet.                     (J.A. 474 (emphasis
    added).)     In other words, notwithstanding the named defendants
    in the complaint, plaintiffs had no intention to pursue claims
    against any party but Colgate; Mr. Kelly therefore confirmed
    that this truly is a “one-defendant” case, (see J.A. 494).
    “[W]here   a     party   assumes    a   certain       position    in   a    legal
    proceeding, and succeeds in maintaining that position, he may
    not   thereafter,      simply     because     his    interests       have    changed,
    assume a contrary position[.]”           New Hampshire v. Maine, 
    532 U.S. 742
    , 749 (2001) (quoting Davis v. Wakelee, 
    156 U.S. 680
    , 689
    (1895)) (internal quotation marks omitted)).                    That is precisely
    what happened here: first, there was evidence in federal court
    of other sources of exposure to asbestos when the existence of
    such evidence was advantageous for defeating complete diversity
    and obtaining remand; then, just eight days after the remand
    order   in   Barlow’s     case    was   handed      down,    there     was   no   such
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    evidence       in   state           court    when     the     lack    of    any   evidence      was
    advantageous        for        reconsolidating            plaintiffs’       cases     for   trial;
    then, there was again evidence in federal court when Ms. Lilly
    had to answer for her prior representations made during removal
    proceedings to avoid being sanctioned.                                This ping-pong match
    must come to an end.
    Although          one    might        expect       a   multinational         corporation,
    embroiled in several types of lawsuits around the country and
    represented         by    different          law     firms,     to    now     and     again   take
    inconsistent positions without being aware that it has done so
    (not    that    doing          so    is     excusable),       the     constant      shifting     of
    positions by the same two lawyers from the same law firm and in
    the same matters for two individual plaintiffs is unacceptable.
    Lawyers are mouthpieces for their clients; they do not speak for
    themselves.         Thus, regardless of which lawyer makes an argument
    on behalf of a client, it is still the client (i.e., party to
    the lawsuit) who is taking a certain position, and this position
    cannot change as does the weather in spring whenever it favors
    the    client’s      instant          cause     or       depending     on    which     lawyer    is
    appearing to represent the client on any given day.
    The district court provided no explanation as to why it
    would not award sanctions other than counsel’s statements “are
    attributable         to        different        attorneys        in        markedly    different
    litigation contexts.”                     (J.A. 1106.)          As explained above, the
    52
    fact   that      different         lawyers      made     the    statements       is    wholly
    irrelevant.       Moreover, the fact that the statements were made in
    different contexts is precisely what makes the misconduct so
    egregious—one would not expect a party to even attempt such a
    blatant    about-face         before       the       same     judge;     but     plaintiffs’
    counsel    knew       that    it    was    making       the    post-remand       statements
    before a different judge and in a different forum.                             When this is
    the case, the consistency of a party’s position must be at its
    pinnacle    to    ensure      the    fair       adjudication      of    claims      based    on
    prior rulings that impacted those same claims.                                 To not order
    sanctions on these facts would be an abuse of a district court’s
    discretion.       See, e.g., Judin v. United States, 
    110 F.3d 780
    ,
    781 (Fed. Cir. 1997) (“Because we find a clear violation of
    Rule 11, we hold that the trial court abused its discretion in
    determining      otherwise.”);            see    also    Thompson       v.     RelationServe
    Media, Inc., 
    610 F.3d 628
    , 671 (11th Cir. 2010) (Tjoflat, J.,
    concurring       in    the    appeal       and       dissenting        the     cross-appeal)
    (“[T]he district court necessarily abused its discretion when it
    denied sanctions.            That is, the violations are so clear that no
    matter    what    rationale        the     district      court    might      have     had,   it
    abused    its    discretion         when    it       denied    sanctions.”);        Rentz    v.
    Dynasty Apparel Indus., Inc., 
    556 F.3d 389
    , 400–03 (6th Cir.
    2009) (concluding that the district court abused its discretion
    for not ordering more severe sanctions because the amount of the
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    “token sanction” that was ordered was “insufficient to serve
    Rule 11’s deterrent purposes”).
    Rule 11(c)(1) provides, “If . . . the court determines that
    Rule    11(b)     has    been   violated,      the      court    may   impose    an
    appropriate sanction on any attorney, law firm, or party that
    violated the rule or is responsible for the violation.”                   I agree
    with the majority that we cannot order that the case be returned
    to district court as a sanction; federal jurisdiction is not a
    tool by which to ensure deterrence of future misconduct.                   But we
    can compensate Colgate for any attorneys’ fees and costs that it
    has amassed as a result of plaintiffs’ shifty positions.                         I
    therefore would sanction the plaintiffs and their counsel by
    ordering that plaintiffs pay Colgate’s attorneys’ fees and costs
    for the following proceedings and any related filings: (1) the
    original removal proceedings before Judge Nickerson and Judge
    Quarles;    (2)    any    proceedings     in    state    court    subsequent     to
    remand,    including      the   hearing      before   Judge     Glynn;   (3)    the
    proceedings in the district court relating to Colgate’s motions
    for sanctions; and (4) this appeal.                   Further, I would refer
    plaintiffs’ counsel to the bars of any states in which they are
    licensed to practice law.
    B.    Rule 60(b)(3) Relief
    In Square Construction Co., this Court established a three-
    pronged test for a moving party to obtain Rule 60(b)(3) relief:
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    the movant must (1) “demonstrate the existence of a meritorious
    claim or defense”; (2) “prove the misconduct complained of by
    clear and convincing evidence”; and (3) “demonstrate that such
    misconduct prevented him from fully and fairly presenting his
    claim or defense.”        
    657 F.2d at 71
    .      “In consideration of these
    proofs, the court must balance the competing policies favoring
    the finality of judgments and justice being done in view of all
    the facts, to determine, within its discretion, whether relief
    is appropriate in each case.”           
    Id.
        In analyzing these factors
    as applied to this case, Colgate satisfies them all.
    First, Colgate demonstrated the existence of a meritorious
    defense to the remand orders, namely that the Maryland in-state
    defendants   were   fraudulently       joined.    Colgate    maintained   this
    position from the time that Colgate filed its notices of removal
    in the respective state-court actions throughout this appeal.
    (See, e.g., J.A. 30–31 (Notice of Removal in Barlow’s case); 
    id.
    at 39–40 (Notice of Removal in Mosko’s case); 
    id.
     at 377–78
    (Motion for Sanctions in Mosko’s case); 
    id.
     at 530–31 (Motion
    for Sanctions in Barlow’s case)); Colgate’s Opening Br. at 18.
    And just as the district court in Schultz “observed that the
    [meritorious     defense]    was   a   close     question”   but    ultimately
    denied the plaintiff’s Rule 60(b) motion, see 
    24 F.3d at 630
    ,
    the   district    court     here   similarly     observed    that    plaintiff
    counsel’s statements “appear to be in sharp conflict” and that
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    such    conflict    is    “troubling,”           (J.A.    1106),    even     though      it
    likewise denied Colgate’s motion.
    Second,    Colgate     proved    the       misconduct       complained      of    by
    clear and convincing evidence.                   Although the burden belongs to
    Colgate, the contradictory assertions contained in plaintiffs’
    filings and the statements made by plaintiffs’ counsel speak for
    themselves.       See supra at 2–7.          Moreover, as demonstrated above,
    plaintiff counsel’s attempts to backpedal and cover their tracks
    all but confirmed their prior misrepresentations.                            See supra
    at 34–37.
    Third,    counsel’s    misconduct          prevented    Colgate      from     fully
    presenting its case as to federal jurisdiction.                      As noted above,
    the plaintiffs’ alleged existence of evidence against the in-
    state    defendants      is   the   precise         and    only    reason     that      the
    respective       district     judges    granted          plaintiffs’       motions      for
    remand.    (See id. at 358, 368); supra at 7.
    Lastly,     any   finality      of    the     remand       orders     yields     to
    “justice being done in view of all of the facts.”                          Schultz, 
    24 F.3d at 630
    .        The majority claims that the representations by
    plaintiffs’ counsel on remand merely form a more “improved” and
    “complete” record, ante at 13, 14; this is an understatement, to
    put it lightly.          In reality, the record on remand is starkly
    different than the record put forth prior to remand.                         Apples and
    oranges.     Night and day.            Although I agree that the district
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    court   “‘has     one    shot,   right   or    wrong,’      to   decide   whether    a
    removed case should be remanded,” ante at 11–12 (quoting Lowe,
    
    102 F.3d at 735
    ), this “one shot” must be based on an honest and
    candid (i.e., accurate) representation of the facts and record.
    Here, it was not, and the law provides a remedy to Colgate for
    such misconduct.         See, e.g., Schultz, 
    24 F.3d at 632
     (reversing
    denial of Rule 60(b)(3) motion for withholding key evidence);
    see   Square     Constr.    Co.,   
    657 F.2d at 68
       (vacating     denial    of
    Rule 60(b)(3) motion and concluding that the district court’s
    finding that evidence was not withheld was clearly erroneous).
    For the reasons set forth above, I would vacate the denial
    of Colgate’s Rule 60(b)(3) motion and remand the case for a
    hearing    in    federal     court     regarding       whether     subject   matter
    jurisdiction      over     plaintiffs’     claims      against     Colgate   exists
    based on the facts as presented at the post-remand, state-court
    hearing on plaintiffs’ motion for severance and consolidation.
    IV.
    It is a truly sad day for this Court to claim that a party
    “failed” to make its case, ante at 13, and should be deprived of
    a forum to which it is entitled when its adversary concealed or
    otherwise obfuscated the information that would have allowed the
    party to do so.            Under this disquieting logic, the majority
    would     also    claim     that   a     person     “fails”      to   compute      the
    circumference of a circle when that person is not provided with
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    the circle’s radius or diameter or the value of pi.         This simply
    cannot be the law, should not be the law, and is not the law.
    Because the law is clear that remand does not deprive a
    court of jurisdiction to sanction a party pursuant to Rule 11,
    I would reverse the district court’s denial of Colgate’s Rule 11
    motion.   And because it would have been an abuse of discretion
    to not sanction plaintiffs and their counsel, I would sanction
    plaintiffs and their counsel as set forth above in Part III.A.
    Furthermore,   because   vacatur   of   the   remand   orders   does   not
    require “review” of the merits of those orders, I would reverse
    the district court’s denial of Colgate’s Rule 60(b)(3) motion
    for lack of jurisdiction.     And because I think that Colgate has
    met the criteria to obtain relief under Rule 60(b)(3) and that
    it would have been an abuse of discretion to not grant relief to
    Colgate, I would vacate the remand orders and remand the cases
    with instructions as set forth above in Part III.B.
    If honesty in the judicial system means anything, it means
    proceeding with candor before the tribunal, which plaintiffs’
    counsel did not do during the removal proceedings.              Whatever
    prolonging of this litigation vacatur of the remand orders might
    cause, Barlow and Mosko have only their own lawyers to blame.
    And the truth is well worth the delay.
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Docket Number: 13-1839

Filed Date: 5/2/2014

Precedential Status: Precedential

Modified Date: 10/30/2014

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