St. Joseph Abbey v. Paul Castille , 712 F.3d 215 ( 2013 )


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  •      Case: 11-30756   Document: 00512180747    Page: 1   Date Filed: 03/20/2013
    IN THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
    FOR THE FIFTH CIRCUIT  United States Court of Appeals
    Fifth Circuit
    FILED
    March 20, 2013
    No. 11-30756                    Lyle W. Cayce
    Clerk
    ST. JOSEPH ABBEY; MARK COUDRAIN
    Plaintiffs-Appellees
    v.
    PAUL WES CASTILLE; ROYAL J. DAVID; GERALD L. SCHOEN, III;
    J. STEVEN COX; ANDREW HAYES; MARGARET SHEHEE; KELLY RUSH
    WILLIAMS; LOUIS CHARBONNET, in their official capacities as Members
    of the Louisiana State Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors; PATRICK
    H. SANDERS, in his official capacity in place of Oscar A. Rollins (deceased)
    Defendants-Appellants
    Appeal from the United States District Court
    for the Eastern District of Louisiana
    Before HIGGINBOTHAM, HAYNES, and HIGGINSON, Circuit Judges.
    PATRICK E. HIGGINBOTHAM, Circuit Judge:
    An Abbey of the Benedictine Order of the Catholic Church challenges as
    unconstitutional rules issued by the Louisiana Board of Funeral Directors
    granting funeral homes an exclusive right to sell caskets. The district court
    enjoined their enforcement, finding that they deny equal protection and due
    process of law. We will AFFIRM the judgment of the district court.
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    I.
    The thirty-eight monks of St. Joseph Abbey earn their way in a pastoral
    setting. In years past, the Abbey’s timberland provided a source of income.
    After Hurricane Katrina destroyed its timber, the Abbey began looking for other
    revenue sources. For generations the Abbey has made simple wooden caskets
    to bury its monks. Public interest in the Abbey’s caskets increased after two
    bishops were buried in Abbey caskets in the 1990s. Seeing potential in this
    demand, the Abbey invested $200,000 in “St. Joseph Woodworks,” managed by
    Mark Coudrain, a deacon of the Church and an employee of the Abbey. The
    business plan was simple. St. Joseph Woodworks offered one product – caskets
    in two models, “monastic” and “traditional,” priced at $1,500 and $2,000
    respectively, significantly lower than those offered by funeral homes. The Abbey
    offers no funeral services. It does not prepare a deceased for burial and its
    monks do not participate in funerals, except as pastors.
    To be sure, Louisiana does not regulate the use of a casket, container, or
    other enclosure for the burial remains; has no requirements for the construction
    or design of caskets; and does not require that caskets be sealed. Individuals
    may construct their own caskets for funerals in Louisiana or purchase caskets
    from out-of-state suppliers via the internet. Indeed, no Louisiana law even
    requires a person to be buried in a casket.
    Nonetheless, the Abbey’s plan for casket sales faced significant regulatory
    burdens. The Louisiana State Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors
    (“State Board”) argues that, under state law, intrastate sales of caskets to the
    public may be made only by a state-licensed funeral director and only at a state-
    licensed funeral home.1 This stricture has two layers. First, a prospective
    1
    See LA. REV. STAT. §§ 37:831(37)-(39), :848.
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    casket retailer must become a licensed funeral establishment.2 This requires
    building a layout parlor for thirty people, a display room for six caskets, an
    arrangement room, and embalming facilities.3 Second, the establishment must
    employ a full-time funeral director.4 A funeral director must have a high school
    diploma or GED, pass thirty credit hours at an accredited college, and complete
    a one-time apprenticeship.5            The apprenticeship must consist of full-time
    employment and be the apprentice’s “principal occupation.”                   None of this
    mandatory training relates to caskets or grief counseling. A funeral director
    must also pass a test administered by the International Conference of Funeral
    Examining Boards.6 The exam does not test Louisiana law or burial practices.
    In Louisiana, funeral directors are the only individuals authorized by law to
    provide funeral services. In sum, the State Board’s sole regulation of caskets
    presently is to restrict their intrastate sales to funeral homes. There are no
    other strictures over their quality or use. The district court found the State’s
    scheme to be the last of its kind in the nation. The State Board had never
    succeeded in any enforcement actions against a third party seller prior to its
    effort to halt the Abbey’s consumer sales.
    II.
    Louisiana’s restriction on the sales of caskets exists against the
    background of substantial federal regulation of the funeral industry. Beginning
    in the early 1980s, the FTC promulgated regulations, known as the Funeral
    2
    See id. §§ 37:831(37), (39), :842(D).
    3
    See id. § 37:842(D)(3).
    4
    Id. § 37:842(D)(1).
    5
    Id. § 37:842(A).
    6
    Id. § § 37:842(A)(6), :831(38).
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    Rule, to mitigate unfair or deceptive practices of funeral providers.7 These
    practices included failing to disclose price information and “bundling” of products
    and services. Bundling forced consumers to buy a range of funeral goods and
    services – whether or not they needed or wanted the whole bundle. The FTC
    determined that it could not rely on state funeral licensing boards to curb such
    practices because the state boards were “dominated by funeral directors.”8 The
    funeral directors had organized themselves into industry groups, which lobbied
    state legislatures and made practices such as a refusal to disclose prices part of
    their professional “ethics” code. The Funeral Rule required funeral directors to
    provide consumers with itemized price lists and allow consumers to purchase
    only those goods and services they actually wanted. A principal objective of the
    Funeral Rule was to “encourage entry into the funeral market of new
    competitors seeking to attract business by offering lower prices.”9
    After the Funeral Rule forced funeral homes to disclose casket prices, the
    significant mark-ups charged by the funeral homes became apparent, and a
    market for third-party casket sales emerged. Funeral directors responded to this
    growing competition by refusing to use third-party caskets unless consumers
    paid large “casket-handling” fees. The FTC responded by amending the Funeral
    Rule to ban casket-handling fees.10 In its comments on that rulemaking, the
    FTC explained that “casket handling fees are unfair conditions on a consumer’s
    right to decline unwanted items he or she may wish to purchase elsewhere.”11
    7
    Trade Regulation Rule; Funeral Industry Practices, 
    47 Fed. Reg. 42260
     (Sept. 24,
    1982); see 
    16 C.F.R. § 453.1
     et seq.
    8
    Id. at 44289.
    9
    Id. at 42293.
    10
    Funeral Industry Practices Trade Regulation Rule, 
    59 Fed. Reg. 1592
    , 1593 (Jan. 11,
    1994).
    11
    Id. at 1604.
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    In 2008, the FTC not only decided to retain the Funeral Rule but also
    expressly declined to subject third-party casket vendors to the rule because, in
    contrast to state-licensed funeral directors, “[t]he record [was] bereft of evidence
    indicating significant consumer injury caused by third-party sellers.”12 Because
    of the FTC’s interventions, Louisiana funeral homes cannot discourage consumer
    choice by applying casket-handling fees or by forcing consumers to purchase
    bundled goods and services, and Louisiana consumers can now buy caskets from
    third-party retailers – unless those retailers reside in Louisiana.
    As the district court found, a funeral director may charge a non-declinable
    service fee ranging from $3,000 to $4,000 in addition to charges for individually
    priced goods and services.13 This non-declinable service fee includes advice
    about casket selection, and the funeral director is contractually bound to assist
    the consumer if a problem arises. Thus, whenever a consumer retains a funeral
    director in Louisiana,14 the consumer pays the funeral director thousands of
    dollars to provide advice on every aspect of funeral planning, including casket
    purchase – whether the consumer is buying a casket from the funeral home or
    using a homemade casket or one purchased from an out-of-state third-party
    retailer.
    III.
    In December 2007, the State Board ordered the Abbey not to sell caskets
    to the public, and the next month, Boyd Mothe, Sr., the chair of the Legislative
    Committee for the Louisiana Funeral Directors Association and a state-licensed
    12
    
    73 Fed. Reg. 13740
    , 13745 (Mar. 14, 2008).
    13
    See Regulatory Review of the Trade Regulation Rule on Funeral Industry Practices,
    
    16 C.F.R. § 453.2
    (b)(4)(iii)(C).
    14
    Indeed, it appears that all persons seeking to dispose of a deceased are obligated to
    engage a Louisiana funeral establishment. See La. Rev. Stat. § 37:848(D)(5).
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    funeral director who owns several funeral homes, initiated a formal complaint
    against the Abbey. By law, the nine-member State Board must consist of four
    licensed funeral directors, four licensed embalmers, and just one representative
    not affiliated with the funeral industry.15               In 2008 and 2010, the Abbey
    petitioned the legislature to change the law to allow non-profit charitable groups
    such as the Abbey to sell caskets. Although two bills to amend the law were
    drafted, it appears neither made it out of committee. No member of the public
    opposed the bills.
    Facing these hurdles, the Abbey and Deacon Mark Coudrain filed this suit
    in the district court under 
    42 U.S.C. § 1983
    . The Abbey and Coudrain sought
    declaratory and injunctive relief against enforcement of the Louisiana
    Embalming and Funeral Directors Act by the nine members of the State Board.
    These defendants are charged with the Act’s enforcement under state law and
    are sued in their official capacity. The complaint asserted that the licensure
    requirements confine intrastate sales of caskets to sales by funeral directors at
    funeral homes, denying the Abbey and Coudrain equal protection and due
    process under the Fourteenth Amendment because they bear no rational
    relationship to any valid governmental interest. The State Board responded
    that the challenged rules, insulating funeral directors from competition, are
    rationally related to the State’s legitimate interest in regulating the funeral
    profession. In the alternative, citing the Tenth Circuit’s decision in Powers v.
    Harris,16 the State Board maintained that economic protection of a particular
    industry is a legitimate state interest. After conducting a bench trial, the
    district court issued judgment for the Abbey, reaffirming its earlier finding that
    this brand of economic protectionism is not a legitimate state interest and
    15
    
    Id.
     § 37:832(A)(2), (B)(1), (B)(d)(2).
    16
    
    379 F.3d 1208
     (10th Cir. 2004).
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    finding no rational relationship between the challenged law and Louisiana’s
    interests in consumer protection, public health, and public safety. The State
    timely appealed.
    After examining the record, we had serious doubts about the
    constitutionality of the State Board’s regulation of intrastate casket sales, but
    we saw a potential state law ground for deciding the case. Specifically, we
    questioned whether, under Louisiana law, the State Board has authority to
    regulate casket sales in and of themselves when such sales are not incidental to
    the seller’s provision of any other funeral services.17 Because under well-settled
    precedent this Court must avoid deciding a constitutional issue “if there is some
    other ground upon which the case may be disposed of”18 and because resolution
    of the State Board’s authority must come at the hand of the Louisiana Supreme
    Court,19 we deferred a final decision in the case to allow the Louisiana Supreme
    Court to rule on the statutory uncertainty. In the interest of federalism and
    constitutional avoidance, we certified the following question to the Louisiana
    Supreme Court: Whether Louisiana law furnishes the Louisiana State Board of
    Embalmers and Funeral Directors with authority to regulate casket sales when
    made by a retailer who does not provide any other funeral services.20 The
    Louisiana Supreme Court denied certification without explanation.21 Ours
    cannot be the final word on uncertainty in state law. The parties do not
    17
    St. Joseph Abbey v. Castille, 
    700 F.3d 154
    , 165-68 (5th Cir. 2012).
    18
    Ashwander v. Tennessee Valley Authority, 
    297 U.S. 298
    , 347 (1936) (Brandeis, J.,
    concurring), reh’g denied 
    297 U.S. 728
     (1936). See also County Court of Ulster County v. Allen,
    
    422 U.S. 140
    , 154 (1979); Burton v. United States, 
    196 U.S. 283
    , 295 (1905).
    19
    See Brockett v. Spokane Arcades, Inc., 
    472 U.S. 491
    , 508 (1985) (O’Connor, J.,
    concurring).
    20
    St. Joseph Abbey, 700 F.3d at 169.
    21
    St. Joseph Abbey v. Castille, No. 2012-CQ-2326 (La. Jan. 11, 2013).
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    challenge the Board’s authority here, and the state has declined our request to
    clarify this statute’s meaning. We turn to the issues the parties have brought
    and proceed to rule on the constitutionality of the challenged law.
    IV.
    We review the district court’s findings of fact for clear error and its
    conclusions of law de novo.22
    A.
    The State Board maintains that the regulation of intrastate casket sales
    enjoys the deference due classic economic regulation. Alternatively, the State
    Board contends that it is a rational draw upon the State’s police powers in
    protection of consumers and public health. The Abbey responds that no rational
    basis can or has been articulated that it has not negated.
    Chief Justice Stone’s footnote 4 in Carolene Products, etched in the brains
    of several generations of law students, both described and prescribed a
    fundamental dichotomy of judicial review; it retreated from the aggressive
    review of state regulation of business in the Lochner period while proceeding in
    the opposite direction in matters of personal liberty.23 Justice Douglas’s opinion
    in Williamson v. Lee Optical24 is generally seen as a zenith of this judicial
    deference to state economic regulation and the State Board invokes its
    protections, including its willingness to accept post hoc hypotheses for economic
    regulation.         But even Williamson offers the State Board little succor.                 In
    22
    See One Beacon Ins. Co. v. Crowley Marine Servs., Inc., 
    648 F.3d 258
    , 262 (5th Cir.
    2011).
    23
    
    304 U.S. 144
    , 152 n.4 (1938).
    24
    
    348 U.S. 483
     (1955).
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    Williamson, the Oklahoma legislature forbade opticians to fit or replace eyeglass
    lenses in frames without a lens prescription from an ophthalmologist or
    optometrist, even when the replaced lens could easily be duplicated by an
    optician.25 Despite the coloration of wealth transfer to ophthalmologists and
    optometrists, the Court accepted the suggestion that the legislature might have
    concluded that some persons would benefit from seeing a doctor when replacing
    a lens and refused to strike down the legislation, in turn rejecting the opticians’
    due process and equal protection claims. It placed emphasis on the “evil at hand
    for correction” to which the law was aimed, concluding that the measure was a
    rational, if not “in every respect logically consistent,” means of addressing the
    perceived ill.26 The Supreme Court took the same approach in City of New
    Orleans v. Dukes.27 It upheld a New Orleans ordinance that permitted only
    pushcart food vendors with eight or more years of experience in the French
    Quarter to continue to operate in the neighborhood. It reasoned that reducing
    the number of pushcart vendors, and limiting their ranks to those most likely to
    have the deepest ties to the area, advanced the City’s legitimate objective of
    maintaining the French Quarter’s historic character and tourist appeal.28
    As a threshold argument, the State Board urges that pure economic
    protection of a discrete industry is an exercise of a valid state interest. It points
    to the Tenth Circuit’s decision in Powers v. Harris, a case in which two members
    of the panel said as much in turning back an attack on an Oklahoma scheme
    25
    
    Id. at 485
    . The law was also challenged for exempting sellers of ready-to-wear
    glasses from the prescription requirement, barring advertising of lenses and frames, and
    prohibiting retailers from sharing commercial space with certain eye care professionals. 
    Id. at 488-89
    .
    26
    
    Id. at 487-88
    .
    27
    
    427 U.S. 297
     (1976).
    28
    
    Id.
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    similar to Louisiana’s.29 Judge Tymkovich, the third member of the panel,
    refused to join the majority opinion’s broad approbation of “economic
    protectionism” as a valid governmental interest.30 Rather, he concurred in the
    judgment, persuaded that the State had otherwise identified a sufficient public
    purpose.31 The Abbey in turn points to Craigmiles v. Giles, in which the Sixth
    Circuit rejected “economic protectionism” as a rational basis for similar casket
    regulations, striking down those regulations as a denial of due process and equal
    protection.32
    These two courts gave differing answers to the question of whether the
    legislation before them, both statutory schemes quite similar to that now before
    us, drew upon a legitimate state interest. Craigmiles found that “protecting a
    discrete interest group from economic competition is not a legitimate
    governmental purpose.”33 The Powers court saw the statutory scheme before it
    as simple economic protectionism, “the favored pastime of state and local
    government,” and in its mind a permissible basis for regulation.34 In turn, it
    rejected the challenge to the regulations that limited the sale of caskets to
    funeral directors.35
    The Powers court claimed that only three courts have held that “‘protecting
    a discrete interest group from economic competition is not a legitimate
    29
    
    379 F.3d 1208
     (10th Cir. 2004).
    30
    
    Id. at 1225-27
     (Tymkovich, J., concurring).
    31
    
    Id.
    32
    
    312 F.3d 220
     (6th Cir. 2002).
    33
    
    Id. at 224
    .
    34
    Powers, 
    379 F.3d at 1221
    .
    35
    
    Id. at 1225
    .
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    governmental purpose,’”36 and criticized those courts’ holdings as having no
    direct support in Supreme Court precedents. It then stated: “In contrast, the
    Supreme Court has consistently held that protecting or favoring one particular
    intrastate industry, absent a specific federal constitutional or statutory violation,
    is a legitimate state interest.”37 However, none of the Supreme Court cases
    Powers cites stands for that proposition.               Rather, the cases indicate that
    protecting or favoring a particular intrastate industry is not an illegitimate
    interest when protection of the industry can be linked to advancement of the
    public interest or general welfare. Craigmiles and Powers rest on their different
    implicit answers to the question of whether the state legislation was supportable
    by rational basis. Craigmiles looked for rationality and found none. Powers
    found economic protection to be a traditional wielding of state power and
    rational by definition.
    As we see it, neither precedent nor broader principles suggest that mere
    economic protection of a particular industry is a legitimate governmental
    purpose,38 but economic protection, that is favortism, may well be supported by
    a post hoc perceived rationale as in Williamson – without which it is aptly
    described as a naked transfer of wealth.39 Recently, we upheld against similar
    challenge a Houston taxi cab permitting scheme that disfavored small cab
    36
    
    Id. at 1218
     (quoting Craigmiles, 
    312 F.3d at 224
    ).
    37
    Id. at 1220.
    38
    See, e.g., Merrifield v. Lockyer, 
    547 F.3d 978
    , 991 n.15 (9th Cir. 2008) (“We conclude
    that mere economic protectionism for the sake of economic protectionism is irrational with
    respect to determining if a classification survives rational basis review. . . . [E]conomic
    protectionism for its own sake, regardless of its relation to the common good, cannot be said
    to be in furtherance of a legitimate governmental interest.”).
    39
    See Cass R. Sunstein, Naked Preferences and the Constitution, 84 COLUM. L. REV.
    1689 (1984).
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    companies.40 Notably, we approved of the Craigmiles court’s reasoning, as it
    “confirm[ed] that naked economic preferences are impermissible to the extent
    that they harm consumers.”41 However, we found that even if Houston had been
    “motivated in part by economic protectionism, there is no real dispute that
    promoting full-service taxi operations is a legitimate government purpose under
    the rational basis test.”42 We thus sustained the City’s measure. It follows that
    the State Board cannot escape the pivotal inquiry of whether there is such a
    rational basis, one that can now be articulated and is not plainly refuted by the
    Abbey on the record compiled by the district court at trial. We turn then to the
    State Board’s alternative argument – that the challenged restrictions are
    rationally related to protection of public health, safety, and consumer welfare,
    beginning with some settled guiding principles.
    B.
    As the Abbey points out, although rational basis review places no
    affirmative evidentiary burden on the government, plaintiffs may nonetheless
    negate a seemingly plausible basis for the law by adducing evidence of
    irrationality.43 And of course, as we earlier observed, Williamson insists upon
    a rational basis, which it found. Mindful that a hypothetical rationale, even post
    hoc, cannot be fantasy, and that the State Board’s chosen means must rationally
    relate to the state interests it articulates, we turn to the State Board’s proffered
    rational bases for the challenged law. Our analysis does not proceed with
    abstraction for hypothesized ends and means do not include post hoc
    40
    Greater Houston Small Taxicab Co. Owners Ass’n v. City of Houston, 
    660 F.3d 235
    ,
    (5th Cir. 2011).
    41
    
    Id. at 240
    .
    42
    
    Id.
    43
    See F.C.C. v. Beach Commc’ns, Inc., 
    508 U.S. 307
    , 314-15 (1993).
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    hypothesized facts. Thus, we will examine the State Board’s rationale informed
    by the setting and history of the challenged rule.
    1. Consumer Protection
    The State Board argues that the challenged law is rationally related to
    consumer protection because it restricts predatory sales practices by third-party
    sellers and protects consumers from purchasing a casket that is not suitable for
    the given burial space. Of course, this is a perfectly rational statement of
    hypothesized footings for the challenged law.              But it is betrayed by the
    undisputed facts.
    For one, the State Board’s argument obscures the actual structure of the
    challenged law. No provision mandates licensure requirements for casket
    retailers or insists that a casket retailer employ someone trained in the business
    of funeral direction. Rather, the licensure requirements and other restrictions
    imposed on prospective casket retailers create funeral industry control over
    intrastate casket sales.       The scheme is built on the statute’s interlocking
    definitions of “funeral establishment” and “funeral directing”:
    “Funeral establishment” means any place or premises duly
    licensed by the board and devoted to or used in the care and
    preparation for burial of the body of a deceased person or
    maintained or held out to the public by advertising or otherwise as
    the office or place for the practice of funeral directing.44
    “Funeral directing” means the operation of a funeral home, or, by
    way of illustration and not limitation, any service whatsoever
    connected with the management of funerals, or the supervision of
    hearses or funeral cars, the purchase of caskets or other funeral
    merchandise, and retail sale and display thereof, the cleaning or
    dressing of dead human bodies for burial, and the performance or
    supervision of any service or act connected with the management of
    funerals from time of death until the body or bodies are delivered to
    44
    LA. REV. STAT. § 37:831(39) (emphasis added).
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    the cemetery, crematory, or other agent for the purpose of
    disposition.45
    In other words, because a funeral establishment includes any “office or place for
    the practice of funeral directing,” and “funeral directing” includes “the purchase
    of caskets or other funeral merchandise and the retail and display thereof,” a
    casket retailer must comply with all the statutory requirements for funeral
    directors and funeral establishments. No rule addresses casket retailers or
    imposes requirements for the sale of caskets beyond confining intrastate sales
    to funeral homes. But, it is urged, this exclusivity will assure purchasers of
    caskets informed counsel.
    The district court found that the extensive training the law requires of
    budding funeral directors does not include instruction on caskets, or how to
    counsel grieving customers. Given that Louisiana does not require a person to
    be buried in a casket, restrict casket purchases in any way by Louisianans over
    the internet or from other sources out of state, nor imposes requirements on any
    intrastate seller of caskets directly to consumers, including funeral directors,
    regarding casket size, design, material, or price, whatever special expertise a
    funeral director may have in casket selection is irrelevant to it being the sole
    seller of caskets.46 This is because customers pay funeral directors a non-
    45
    Id. § 37:831(37) (emphasis added).
    46
    Indeed, we highlight that the statute does not clearly extend State Board Authority
    to casket sales unconnected to funeral services. The monks, as carpenters and vendors of their
    wares, do little that equates to operating a funeral home. Whereas the State Board regulates
    the business of funeral directing, and specifically here, Section 848 (“Unlawful practice”),
    states “[n]o person, not certified and registered under the provisions of this Chapter, shall .
    . . conduct the business of funeral directing,” LA. REV. STAT. § 37:848(A), that prohibition only
    raises the question of whether the monks are conducting the business of funeral directing. We
    observe that Term 37 of Section 831 explains that “‘[f]uneral directing’ means the operation
    of a funeral home . . . .” Id. § 37:831(37). This, the monks are not doing. As “illustration and
    not limitation,” Term 37 clarifies that operating a funeral home encompasses: “any service
    whatsoever connected with the management of funerals,” id.—not what the monks want to do;
    “any service whatsoever connected with . . . the supervision of hearses or funeral cars,”
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    declinable service fee, which contractually binds a funeral director to assist the
    customer with funeral and burial logistics, including, for example, casket
    selection, even if the customer does not purchase the casket from the funeral
    director. As a consequence, the customer should receive the benefit of the
    funeral director’s experience in matters of casket selection, including
    complexities that arise from burial conditions in any given area. Indeed the FTC
    has found that “[b]y allowing a basic services fee, the Rule ensures that
    consumers get the benefit of choosing goods and services among a variety of
    options – including the option to purchase goods from the funeral provider’s
    competitors . . . .”47 A customer of a funeral home receives the same service
    whether or not he purchases the casket from the funeral home, and because only
    funeral homes can sell funeral services, and all disposing of dead bodies must be
    “through a funeral establishment,” he must engage their service.48
    Moreover, like the district court and consistent with its findings, we find
    that the challenged law is not rationally related to policing deceptive sales
    tactics. In declining to expand the Funeral Rule’s scope to cover third-party
    sellers of caskets and urns, the FTC found “there is insufficient evidence that .
    . . third-party sellers of funeral goods are engaged in widespread unfair or
    id.—still not; “any service whatsoever connected with . . . the purchase of caskets or other
    funeral merchandise,” id.—still not, but telling, because the broad interpretation of State
    Board authority, suggested by the State Board, would give it not just oversight of selling but
    also of all buying, which cannot be correct; and “any service whatsoever connected with . . . the
    retail sale and display thereof . . . .” Id. This is it, but not exactly. The monks do not clearly
    offer a funeral home “service . . . connected with . . . retail sale and display . . . .” Id. (emphasis
    added). The remainder of Term 37 then lists services that unquestionably, like “hearses,” are
    part of the “operation of a funeral home,” such as “cleaning and dressing of dead human bodies
    . . . .” See id.
    47
    73 Fed. Reg. at 13747.
    48
    See LA. REV. STAT. § 37:848(D)(5).
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    deceptive acts or practices.”49 In fact, the Commission found the record “bereft
    of evidence indicating significant consumer injury caused by third-party
    sellers”50 and recognized that third-party sellers do not have the same incentive
    as funeral home sellers to engage in deceptive sales tactics.51
    But, even if independent third-party sellers pose a risk of engaging in
    deceptive sales practices, and assuming arguendo that the state legislature could
    so conclude, there is a disconnect between restricting casket sales to funeral
    homes and preventing consumer fraud and abuse. Putting aside the fact that
    funeral homes, not independent sellers, have been the problem for consumers
    with their bundling of product and markups of caskets,52 Louisiana’s Unfair
    Trade Practices and Consumer Protection Law already polices inappropriate
    sales tactics by all sellers of caskets. Louisiana’s Unfair Trade Practices and
    Consumer Protection Law declares that “[u]nfair methods of competition and
    unfair or deceptive acts or practices in the conduct of any trade or commerce are
    . . . unlawful” and empowers the state attorney general to make “rules and
    regulations” to interpret the provisions of the Chapter.53 Under the section of
    Louisiana’s administrative code implementing the law, the state attorney
    general is authorized to regulate unfair trade practices in casket sales, whether
    or not those sales are made by state-licensed funeral homes, but must do so
    consistent with rules promulgated by the FTC and court decisions interpreting
    49
    73 Fed. Reg. at 13742.
    50
    Id. at 13745.
    51
    Id. (“Indeed, third-party retailers have a strong economic incentive to display their
    prices to the public at large because offering a lower price is the primary way they compete
    against funeral providers for sales of funeral goods, such as caskets.”).
    52
    See supra notes 7-12, 48-50 and accompanying text.
    53
    LA. REV. STAT. § 51:1405.
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    those rules.54 In short, Louisiana’s consumer protection regime reaches the sales
    practices of all intrastate sellers of caskets and can strike at any unfair practices
    but interestingly only in a way complementary and consistent with the Federal
    Trade Commission Act.
    To be clear, the FTC’s Funeral Rule has not preempted Louisiana from
    making its own independent assessment of consumer abuse by third-party
    intrastate sellers. But, were the attorney general to promulgate a rule that, as
    the State Board’s enforcement action here aims to do, shut out third-party
    sellers, implementing Louisiana’s ability to create a consumer protection scheme
    would be in tension with the rules of the FTC – rules that compel funeral homes
    both to accept caskets purchased from others and to not charge fees for doing so.
    Nor would such a rule square with FTC findings or rulemaking resting on the
    conclusion that third-party sellers do not engage in consumer abuse. This
    matrix of Louisiana law, while not dispositive of our inquiry, sheds much light
    on the disconnect between the post hoc hypothesis of consumer protection and
    the grant of an exclusive right of sale to funeral homes. That grant of an
    exclusive right of sale adds nothing to protect consumers and puts them at a
    greater risk of abuse including exploitative prices.
    54
    See LA. ADMIN. CODE 16, § 501 (2012). Section 501 provides:
    These rules and regulations shall be consistent with Section 5(a)(1) of the
    Federal Trade Commission Act [15 U.S.C. 45(a)(1)], as from time to time
    amended, any rule or regulation promulgated thereunder, and any finally
    adjudicated court decision interpreting the provisions of said act, rules, and
    regulations. This consistency shall be, therefore, the same as the Federal Trade
    Commission’s responsibility over both:
    1. anti-trust or other restraint of trade types of activities; and
    2. unfair or deceptive types of activities relating to trade and commerce as it
    affects consumer and business interests.
    Section 5(a)(1) of the Federal Trade Commission Act is the provision under which the FTC
    enacted the Funeral Rule, and under which it declined to extend the Funeral Rule to third-
    party sellers of caskets and urns. See 73 Fed. Reg. at 13742 & nn. 1-2, 13745.
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    2. Public Health and Safety
    Relatedly, we find that no rational relationship exists between public
    health and safety and restricting intrastate casket sales to funeral directors.
    Rather, this purported rationale for the challenged law elides the realties of
    Louisiana’s regulation of caskets and burials. That Louisiana does not even
    require a casket for burial, does not impose requirements for their construction
    or design, does not require a casket to be sealed before burial, and does not
    require funeral directors to have any special expertise in caskets leads us to
    conclude that no rational relationship exists between public health and safety
    and limiting intrastate sales of caskets to funeral establishments.55
    The great deference due state economic regulation does not demand
    judicial blindness to the history of a challenged rule or the context of its adoption
    nor does it require courts to accept nonsensical explanations for regulation. The
    deference we owe expresses mighty principles of federalism and judicial roles.
    The principle we protect from the hand of the State today protects an equally
    vital core principle – the taking of wealth and handing it to others when it comes
    not as economic protectionism in service of the public good but as “economic”
    protection of the rulemakers’ pockets. Nor is the ghost of Lochner lurking about.
    We deploy no economic theory of social statics or draw upon a judicial vision of
    free enterprise. Nor do we doom state regulation of casket sales. We insist only
    that Louisiana’s regulation not be irrational – the outer-most limits of due
    process and equal protection – as Justice Harlan put it, the inquiry is whether
    “[the] measure bears a rational relation to a constitutionally permissible
    55
    Cf. Merrifield, 
    547 F.3d at 989
     (“[T]he singling out of a particular economic group,
    with no rational or logical reason for doing so, was strong evidence of an economic animus with
    no relation to public health, morals or safety.”).
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    objective.”56 Answering that question is well within Article III’s confines of
    judicial review.
    V.
    The funeral directors have offered no rational basis for their challenged
    rule and, try as we are required to do, we can suppose none. We AFFIRM the
    judgment of the district court.
    56
    Ferguson v. Skrupa, 
    372 U.S. 726
    , 733 (1963) (Harlan, J., concurring).
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