Smoke Shop, LLC v. United States ( 2014 )


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  •                                      In the
    United States Court of Appeals
    For the Seventh Circuit
    ____________________
    No. 13-3921
    THE SMOKE SHOP, LLC,
    Plaintiff-Appellant,
    v.
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
    Defendant-Appellee.
    ____________________
    Appeal from the United States District Court
    for the Eastern District of Wisconsin.
    No. 2:12-cv-01186 — Rudolph T. Randa, Judge.
    ____________________
    ARGUED JUNE 2, 2014 — DECIDED AUGUST 4, 2014
    ____________________
    Before FLAUM and WILLIAMS, Circuit Judges, and DOW,
    District Judge. ∗
    FLAUM, Circuit Judge. In 2012, the Drug Enforcement
    Administration seized over $110,000 worth of smokable “in-
    cense products” from a Delavan, Wisconsin retailer called
    The Smoke Shop. At the time of seizure, the DEA believed
    ∗   Of the Northern District of Illinois, sitting by designation.
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    that the incense products, which contained synthetic canna-
    binoids, were controlled substance analogues and therefore
    illegal under federal drug laws. Smoke Shop contested this
    assertion and moved for the return of its inventory in federal
    district court. Later, the substances in the incense products
    were scheduled by the Attorney General, rendering them
    contraband. This eliminated Smoke Shop’s hopes of recover-
    ing its goods, so it brought a conversion action against the
    federal government for damages under the Federal Tort
    Claims Act.
    The district court dismissed Smoke Shop’s FTCA suit on
    two alternative grounds. It found, first, that the government
    enjoyed sovereign immunity from Smoke Shop’s suit under
    the detained-goods exception to the FTCA. Second, the court
    found that Smoke Shop failed to exhaust its administrative
    remedies because it did not submit a claim for damages to
    either the DEA or the Department of Justice before filing
    suit. We affirm on both grounds.
    I. Background
    This case is before us on a motion to dismiss, so we rely
    on the allegations in the plaintiff’s complaint, without
    vouching for their truth. Golden v. State Farm Mut. Auto. Ins.
    Co., 
    745 F.3d 252
    , 255 (7th Cir. 2014).
    The Smoke Shop is a small retail store in downtown
    Delavan that sells assorted novelties, tobacco products,
    smoking accessories, and what Smoke Shop describes as “in-
    cense products.” As the government’s testing later revealed,
    the incense products in question contained two marijuana-
    mimicking synthetic cannabinoids, XLR-11 and UR-144. See
    generally Eliza Gray, The Rise of Fake Pot, TIME, Apr. 21, 2014,
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    at 26. Despite these intoxicating properties, Smoke Shop’s
    complaint avows that the incense products are marked
    “NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION,” and have “numer-
    ous legitimate and legal uses … ranging from religious cer-
    emonies to the removal of pet odors.”
    On September 13, 2012, two DEA agents and three local
    police officers came into the store and seized 8,000 packages
    containing several different brands of the incense products.
    The agents told Smoke Shop’s owner, David Yarmo, that
    they were taking the seized inventory to the local police sta-
    tion for testing, and that Smoke Shop would get back what-
    ever was not found to be illegal. Believing that the products
    contained no controlled substances, Yarmo consented to
    their seizure.
    Several days later, Yarmo went to the local police station
    to inquire about his inventory. He was told that the DEA
    had shipped the products to a federal testing facility, so
    Yarmo next turned to the DEA. Those agents told Yarmo
    there was “no way” that the DEA would ever return the in-
    cense products and that if Yarmo wanted to get the products
    back he would have to “sue them.”
    Smoke Shop then filed a motion for the return of proper-
    ty in federal district court. See Fed. R. Crim. P. 41(g) (“A per-
    son aggrieved by an unlawful search and seizure of property
    or by the deprivation of property may move for the proper-
    ty’s return … in the district where the property was
    seized.”). In response, the government filed a letter inform-
    ing the district court that half of the seized products had
    tested positive for XLR-11 and UR-144, which the DEA con-
    sidered to be controlled substances under the Controlled
    Substances Analogue Act, see 
    21 U.S.C. §§ 802
    (32), 813,
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    841(a)(1). Because the tested incense products were consid-
    ered contraband, the government explained, the DEA could
    not return them. The letter also indicated that the remaining
    products were due to be tested.
    The district court held a hearing on the Rule 41(g) motion
    in which Smoke Shop’s and the government’s experts debat-
    ed whether XLR-11 and UR-144 constituted controlled sub-
    stance analogues, and the parties continued to brief the is-
    sue. While this dispute was ongoing, however, the Attorney
    General exercised his power under the Controlled Substanc-
    es Act to schedule XLR-11 and UR-144 as schedule I con-
    trolled substances on a temporary basis “to avoid an immi-
    nent hazard to the public safety.” 
    21 U.S.C. § 811
    (h).
    As a result of the Attorney General’s action, the district
    court dismissed Smoke Shop’s Rule 41(g) motion. The court
    opined that the Attorney General’s “decision to schedule
    UR-144 and XLR-11 suggests that they were not analogues in
    the first instance, and now, Mr. Yarmo must recoup his loss-
    es through further litigation against the government.” The
    Smoke Shop, LLC v. United States, 
    949 F. Supp. 2d 877
    , 879
    (E.D. Wis. 2013). Accordingly, the court suggested that
    Smoke Shop amend its pleadings to effect this “further liti-
    gation.”
    Smoke Shop took the court up on its suggestion and filed
    an amended complaint against the United States for unlaw-
    ful conversion under the Federal Tort Claims Act, seeking
    compensatory damages. Smoke Shop alleged that the gov-
    ernment took its incense products—collectively worth about
    $110,000—with no legal grounds to do so, and that the gov-
    ernment only later declared the substances in the products
    illegal.
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    The district court dismissed Smoke Shop’s complaint un-
    der Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6) on two inde-
    pendent grounds. First, the court found that Smoke Shop’s
    action was barred by sovereign immunity. Though the FTCA
    waives the federal government’s immunity for the torts of its
    employees, 
    28 U.S.C. § 1346
    (b)(1), claims arising from the
    detention of goods by law enforcement officers are excepted
    from that waiver, 
    id.
     § 2680(c). To make matters more com-
    plicated, the Civil Asset Forfeiture Reform Act amended
    § 2680(c) to “re-waive” the government’s immunity in deten-
    tion-of-goods cases where the goods were “seized for the
    purpose of forfeiture” and certain other requirements are
    met. See id. § 2680(c)(1)–(4). However, the district court
    found that CAFRA’s re-waiver did not apply to Smoke
    Shop’s claim because the DEA did not, in fact, seize the in-
    cense products for the purpose of forfeiture—it seized them
    in connection with a criminal investigation.
    The district court also concluded that Smoke Shop failed
    to exhaust its administrative remedies. Before a plaintiff can
    bring an FTCA action in court, she must present an FTCA
    “claim” to the appropriate federal agency within two years
    after the claim accrues. See id. §§ 2401(b), 2675(a). The district
    court found that Smoke Shop’s Rule 41(g) motion did not
    qualify as a claim for money damages under § 2675(a), and
    that its FTCA action was therefore barred.1
    1 The government moved to dismiss the complaint under both Rule
    12(b)(1) (lack of subject-matter jurisdiction) and Rule 12(b)(6) (failure to
    state a claim). The district court correctly dismissed the complaint pur-
    suant to Rule 12(b)(6). We have held that “the statutory exceptions enu-
    merated in [28 U.S.C.] § 2680(a)–(n) … limit the breadth of the Govern-
    ment’s waiver of sovereign immunity [under the FTCA], but they do not
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    II. Discussion
    We review the district court’s grant of a motion to dis-
    miss de novo. Augutis v. United States, 
    732 F.3d 749
    , 752 (7th
    Cir. 2013).
    A. The FTCA’s detained-goods exception and CAFRA’s re-
    waiver provision
    The detained-goods exception to the FTCA preserves the
    federal government’s immunity from suits arising from “the
    detention of any goods, merchandise, or other property by
    any officer of customs or excise or any other law enforce-
    ment officer.” 
    28 U.S.C. § 2680
    (c); see also Ali v. Fed. Bureau of
    Prisons, 
    552 U.S. 214
     (2008) (holding that § 2680(c) covers law
    enforcement officers of any kind). But in 2000, Congress,
    “reacting to public outcry over the government’s too-zealous
    pursuit of civil and criminal forfeiture,” passed the Civil As-
    set Forfeiture Reform Act. United States v. Khan, 
    497 F.3d 204
    ,
    208 (2d Cir. 2007). Among other reforms, CAFRA “re-
    waived” the government’s immunity—that is, once more
    opened the government up to suit under the FTCA—for tort
    actions stemming from law-enforcement detentions of prop-
    erty. But CAFRA’s exception-to-the-exception only applies if
    four conditions are met:
    accomplish this task by withdrawing subject-matter jurisdiction from the
    federal courts.” Parrott v. United States, 
    536 F.3d 629
    , 634 (7th Cir. 2008).
    Similarly, the FTCA’s administrative exhaustion requirement is better
    thought of as a “condition precedent to the plaintiff’s ability to prevail,”
    not a jurisdictional rule (as we will discuss in part II.B). Kanar v. United
    States, 
    118 F.3d 527
    , 530 (7th Cir. 1997); accord Glade ex rel. Lundskow v.
    United States, 
    692 F.3d 718
    , 723 (7th Cir. 2012).
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    (1) the property was seized for the purpose of
    forfeiture under any provision of Federal law
    providing for the forfeiture of property other
    than as a sentence imposed upon conviction of
    a criminal offense;
    (2) the interest of the claimant was not forfeit-
    ed;
    (3) the interest of the claimant was not remitted
    or mitigated (if the property was subject to for-
    feiture); and
    (4) the claimant was not convicted of a crime
    for which the interest of the claimant in the
    property was subject to forfeiture under a Fed-
    eral criminal forfeiture law.
    
    28 U.S.C. § 2680
    (c).
    We must decide whether the DEA’s seizure and deten-
    tion of Smoke Shop’s incense products qualifies for
    CAFRA’s re-waiver. The first condition is the one the parties
    contest: whether the products were “seized for the purpose
    of forfeiture,” a phrase to which our court has yet to give a
    definitive construction.
    Adopting the reasoning of Foster v. United States, 
    522 F.3d 1071
     (9th Cir. 2008), the district court found that CAFRA’s
    re-waiver did not apply to these facts. Foster interpreted the
    requirement that the property have been “seized for the
    purpose of forfeiture” to mean that the property must have
    been seized solely for the purpose of forfeiture. 
    Id. at 1075
    .
    The Ninth Circuit thus held that “the fact that the govern-
    ment may have had the possibility of a forfeiture in mind
    when it seized Plaintiff’s property” was insufficient to bring
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    the detention within the scope of CAFRA’s re-waiver “when
    criminal investigation was [also] a legitimate purpose of the
    initial seizure.” 
    Id.
     In other words, the Ninth Circuit inter-
    preted § 2680(c)(1) to preserve the government’s immunity
    whenever a federal officer seized the plaintiff’s property
    pursuant to a criminal investigation at least in part—even if
    the officer may have envisioned that the goods would be for-
    feited down the line.
    The Ninth Circuit reasoned that its interpretation gave
    effect to the congressional purposes behind the FTCA’s de-
    tained-goods exception, including “ensuring that certain
    governmental activities not be disrupted by the threat of
    damage suits.” Kosak v. United States, 
    465 U.S. 848
    , 858 (1984)
    (internal quotation marks omitted); see also Foster, 
    522 F.3d at 1078
    . Reading CAFRA’s re-waiver as extending to any law
    enforcement investigation in which the officers might con-
    template forfeiture would undermine that objective. For in-
    stance, “[a]ny waiver of sovereign immunity for damage to
    [property seized during an investigation] could hamper law
    enforcement officers’ effectiveness in carrying out the im-
    portant purposes underlying the seizure and redirect their
    attention from the possibility of danger in executing the
    search warrant to the possibility of civil damages.” Foster,
    
    522 F.3d at 1078
    .
    The Ninth Circuit also grounded its reading in
    § 2680(c)(1)’s text. The court explained that “the statute’s use
    of the definite phrase ‘the purpose of forfeiture,’ as opposed
    to an indefinite phrase ‘a purpose of forfeiture,’ suggests that
    the property be seized only for the purpose of forfeiture. Had
    Congress drafted the text to provide for re-waiver ‘if the
    property was seized and forfeited,’ then it would apply when
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    both purposes underlie a single seizure. Congress, however,
    did not do so.” Id. at 1077–78.
    Our court has not adopted Foster’s “sole-purpose test” in
    applying CAFRA’s re-waiver provision. However, we em-
    ployed Foster in an unpublished decision (as have two other
    circuits). Pearson v. United States, 373 F. App’x 622, 624 (7th
    Cir. 2010); Shigemura v. United States, 504 F. App’x 678, 680
    (10th Cir. 2012); Bowens v. U.S. Dep’t of Justice, 415 F. App’x
    340, 343 (3d Cir. 2011). And in another case, we more or less
    applied Foster’s logic: we found that because the government
    demonstrated that a detention occurred “for a criminal in-
    vestigation and not for purposes of forfeiture,” CAFRA’s re-
    waiver did not apply. On-Site Screening, Inc. v. United States,
    
    687 F.3d 896
    , 898 (7th Cir. 2012).
    We now formally adopt Foster’s sole-purpose test. We
    agree that an alternative reading of § 2680(c)(1)—one that
    would waive the government’s immunity whenever an of-
    ficer envisioned the possibility of the seized goods’ forfei-
    ture—would eviscerate the FTCA’s detained-goods excep-
    tion in the context of criminal investigations. When the gov-
    ernment seizes property for law enforcement purposes, “in
    practice, forfeiture often follows eventually. Thus, in every
    criminal seizure the government necessarily must anticipate
    at least the possibility of a future forfeiture, a dual motiva-
    tion that would be nearly impossible to disprove in any par-
    ticular case.” Foster, 
    522 F.3d at 1079
    .
    We would be wary of the Foster interpretation if it mar-
    ginalized CAFRA’s re-waiver. After all, Congress meant to
    carve out some category of detained-goods suits and render
    the government liable on those claims. But the legislative
    history of CAFRA suggests that the seizure of property pur-
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    suant to a criminal investigation was not the problem Con-
    gress was seeking to address. Instead, CAFRA’s reforms tar-
    geted the abuse of forfeiture actions, which—like criminal in-
    vestigations—are often carried out by law enforcement pur-
    suant to seizure warrants. See 
    18 U.S.C. § 981
    (b)(2) (“Seizures
    pursuant to this section shall be made pursuant to a warrant
    obtained in the same manner as provided for a search war-
    rant under the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure … .”). A
    House Judiciary Committee report shows that Congress was
    predominantly concerned with making property owners
    whole where the government unsuccessfully brings a forfei-
    ture action and damages or loses the seized property while
    the action is pending. See H.R. Rep. No. 106–192, at 18 (1999)
    (“Seized property awaiting forfeiture can be quickly dam-
    aged … . It cannot be categorized as victory when a boat
    owner gets back, for instance, a rusted and stripped hulk of a
    vessel.”). In an earlier report, the House Judiciary Commit-
    tee described CAFRA’s proposed changes to the FTCA as
    allowing “property owners who prevail in forfeiture actions
    [to] sue the government for any negligent destruction or
    damage to the property.” H.R. Rep. No. 105-358, at 49 (1997).
    Our adoption of Foster thus leaves CAFRA’s exception intact
    in the areas where it was intended to be employed.
    Indeed, Smoke Shop frames its argument in Foster’s
    terms. That is, Smoke Shop argues that the incense products
    were seized for the sole purpose of forfeiture—which, if
    plausibly alleged in the complaint, would permit Smoke
    Shop to take advantage of CAFRA’s re-waiver. In support of
    its claim that the DEA was not pursuing a criminal investi-
    gation when it seized the products, Smoke Shop points out
    that the DEA did not have a search warrant to search the
    store, and that no federal criminal charges were ever filed
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    against the business or Yarmo. Smoke Shop also stresses that
    a DEA agent told Yarmo that he would never get his prod-
    ucts back and that he would have to file suit. Smoke Shop
    acknowledges that the government never initiated a forfei-
    ture action with respect to the seized goods. But it argues
    that a formal action was unnecessary, because under 
    21 U.S.C. § 881
    (f), controlled substances are summarily forfeit-
    ed. See 
    id.
     § 881(f)(1) (“All controlled substances in schedule I
    or II that are possessed, transferred, sold, or offered for sale
    … shall be deemed contraband and seized and summarily
    forfeited to the United States.”). Because the government
    viewed these incense products as contraband all along,
    Smoke Shop argues, it must have envisioned the products’
    forfeiture under 
    21 U.S.C. § 881
     from the moment it seized
    them.
    But Smoke Shop’s theory is unpersuasive. First, though it
    invokes 
    21 U.S.C. § 881
     to support its argument that the sei-
    zure was “for the purpose of forfeiture” under 
    28 U.S.C. § 2680
    (c)(1), Smoke Shop does not realize that § 881 would
    seem to wholly undermine its case that it meets the condi-
    tion set out in § 2680(c)(2): that “the interest of the claimant
    was not forfeited.” Putting aside the parties’ disagreement
    over whether the incense products constituted controlled
    substance analogues at the time of their initial seizure, there
    is now no dispute that these products are schedule I con-
    trolled substances as a result of the Attorney General’s
    scheduling them. As such, by operation of § 881(f)(1), Smoke
    Shop’s interest in the products was forfeited. And this result
    makes sense: we imagine that Congress did not intend for
    plaintiffs to obtain damages for lost items that were eventu-
    ally deemed contraband (even if the plaintiff tried to fight
    that designation initially, as Smoke Shop did here). That
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    said, the government never raised this argument about the
    interaction between 
    21 U.S.C. § 881
    (f)(1) and 
    28 U.S.C. § 2680
    (c)(2).
    In any event, Smoke Shop’s complaint fails to make out a
    plausible case that its situation qualifies for § 2680(c)(1).
    Though we accept the facts alleged in the complaint as true,
    Smoke Shop’s assertion that “[t]he defendants seized the
    property for the purpose of forfeiture” is the type of legal
    conclusion not entitled to this presumption of truth. Ashcroft
    v. Iqbal, 
    556 U.S. 662
    , 678 (2009). Putting statements like these
    aside, we must determine whether the remaining factual al-
    legations “plausibly suggest an entitlement to relief.” 
    Id. at 681
    . “If the allegations give rise to an obvious alternative ex-
    planation, then the complaint may stop short of the line be-
    tween possibility and plausibility of entitlement to relief.”
    McCauley v. City of Chicago, 
    671 F.3d 611
    , 616 (7th Cir. 2011)
    (alterations, citations, and quotation marks omitted).
    When examined in context, the facts alleged in Smoke
    Shop’s complaint give rise to an obvious alternative explana-
    tion: that the DEA seized Smoke Shop’s inventory in connec-
    tion with its investigation of a possible drug crime. DEA
    agents raided the store with local law enforcement officers in
    tow. The agents did not have a search warrant, but they
    didn’t need one, as Yarmo consented to the search and sei-
    zure of his inventory. All along, the DEA maintained that it
    was testing the products to see if they contained an illegal
    substance under federal drug laws. And sure enough, tests
    revealed that the products did contain substances that the
    government considered illegal under the Controlled Sub-
    stances Analogue Act.
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    True, the government never charged Smoke Shop with a
    crime. But just because the government had not yet indicted
    does not mean that we must assume—contrary to the cir-
    cumstances of the seizure and testing—that one was not con-
    templated. And in fact, Smoke Shop tells us in its brief on
    appeal that six months after the seizure, Yarmo was served
    with a grand jury subpoena seeking financial documents
    and other information from Smoke Shop. We may “consider
    new factual allegations raised for the first time on appeal
    provided they are consistent with the complaint,” Chavez v.
    Ill. State Police, 
    251 F.3d 612
    , 650 (7th Cir. 2001), and this alle-
    gation further confirms our commonsense intuition that the
    DEA was conducting a criminal investigation. Cf. McCauley,
    671 F.3d at 616 (“Making the plausibility determination is ‘a
    context-specific task that requires the reviewing court to
    draw on its judicial experience and common sense.’” (quot-
    ing Iqbal, 
    556 U.S. at 679
    )). Thus, Smoke Shop has not plausi-
    bly alleged that the DEA seized the incense products solely
    for the purpose of forfeiture. This situation therefore falls
    outside the scope of CAFRA’s re-waiver provision—and
    within the scope of the detained-goods exception—and the
    district court was right to dismiss Smoke Shop’s FTCA suit
    on this ground.
    B. Presentation of a claim under 
    28 U.S.C. § 2675
    (a)
    We also affirm the district court on its alternative hold-
    ing: Smoke Shop’s failure to exhaust its administrative rem-
    edies before filing its FTCA action.
    
    28 U.S.C. § 2675
    (a) states that “[a]n action shall not be in-
    stituted upon a claim against the United States for money
    damages for … loss of property … unless the claimant shall
    have first presented the claim to the appropriate Federal
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    agency and his claim shall have been finally denied by the
    agency in writing.” In other words, the FTCA bars would-be
    tort plaintiffs from bringing suit against the government un-
    less the claimant has previously submitted a claim for dam-
    ages to the offending agency, because Congress wants agen-
    cies to have an opportunity to settle disputes before defend-
    ing against litigation in court. See McNeil v. United States, 
    508 U.S. 106
    , 112 & n.7 (1993).
    The term “claim” is undefined in the statute. But a corre-
    sponding regulation instructs that a proper administrative
    claim under the FTCA contains four elements: (1) notifica-
    tion of the incident; (2) a demand for money damages in a
    sum certain; (3) the title or legal capacity of the person sign-
    ing; and (4) evidence of the person’s authority to represent
    the claimant. 
    28 C.F.R. § 14.2
    (a); see also Kanar v. United
    States, 
    118 F.3d 527
    , 528 (7th Cir. 1997).
    Several courts consider 
    28 U.S.C. § 2675
    (a)’s exhaustion
    requirement to go to the court’s subject-matter jurisdiction
    over the FTCA action, see, e.g., Valadez-Lopez v. Chertoff, 
    656 F.3d 851
    , 855 (9th Cir. 2011); Estate of Trentadue ex rel. Aguilar
    v. United States, 
    397 F.3d 840
    , 852 (10th Cir. 2005), and one of
    our early decisions confronting the meaning of the FTCA’s
    administrative claim requirement, Best Bearings Co. v. United
    States, 
    463 F.2d 1177
    , 1179 (7th Cir. 1972), operated under
    this same assumption. For many of those courts (though not
    Best Bearings), it followed that the definition in 
    28 C.F.R. § 14.2
    (a) was not authoritative, because the Attorney General
    lacked the delegated power from Congress to determine the
    extent of Article III jurisdiction. See, e.g., GAF Corp. v. United
    States, 
    818 F.2d 901
    , 920 & n.110 (D.C. Cir. 1987).
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    However, our court no longer treats § 2675(a) as a juris-
    dictional prerequisite. See Glade ex rel. Lundskow v. United
    States, 
    692 F.3d 718
    , 723 (7th Cir. 2012). And for good reason:
    For the federal courts to adjudicate a case, there must be a
    case or controversy within the meaning of Article III (a re-
    quirement not at issue here), and a statutory grant of author-
    ity (here, the provision of the FTCA, 
    28 U.S.C. § 1346
    (b)(1),
    granting federal courts the authority to adjudicate actions for
    the torts of government employees). Section 2675(a)’s ex-
    haustion requirement is neither of these; it is better charac-
    terized as a “condition precedent to the plaintiff’s ability to
    prevail.” Kanar, 
    118 F.3d at 530
    . Read this way, the word
    “claim” in § 2675(a) is simply a term in need of definition—
    i.e., a statutory gap for the Attorney General to fill pursuant
    to congressional delegation. Id. And our reading of § 2675(a)
    better aligns with the Supreme Court’s guidance that the la-
    bel “jurisdictional” should be used “not for claim-processing
    rules, but only for prescriptions delineating the classes of
    cases … falling within a court’s adjudicatory authority.”
    Kontrick v. Ryan, 
    540 U.S. 443
    , 455 (2004); accord Gonzalez v.
    Thaler, 
    132 S. Ct. 641
    , 648–49 (2012).
    In any event, as a result of our decision in Kanar, there is
    not much of a practical difference between our circuit’s posi-
    tion—which considers 
    28 C.F.R. § 14.2
    (a) to be definitional—
    and the circuits that consider § 2675(a) as limiting the federal
    courts’ power to adjudicate FTCA actions. The courts in the
    latter category require a claimant to file “(1) a written state-
    ment sufficiently describing the injury to enable the agency
    to begin its own investigation, and (2) a sum certain damag-
    es claim.” Blair v. IRS, 
    304 F.3d 861
    , 864 (9th Cir. 2002); accord
    GAF Corp., 
    818 F.2d at
    919 n.106 (collecting cases). By its
    terms, the regulation demands slightly more. See 
    28 C.F.R. § 16
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    14.2(a) (including the additional requirement that the person
    signing establish her title and authority to pursue the claim).
    But in Kanar, we reasoned that § 2675(a) does not require
    would-be FTCA plaintiffs to comply with “every jot and tit-
    tle” of the regulation. 
    118 F.3d at 530
    . So long as the proper
    agency had the opportunity to settle the claim for money
    damages before the point of suit, we said, technical deficien-
    cies in the administrative claim could well be a case of “[n]o
    harm, no foul.” 
    Id. at 531
    . Thus, the underlying purpose of
    our approach to § 2675(a)’s requirement—like the courts that
    eschew the regulation—is to ensure that the claimant “does
    not hinder the settlement process that a claim is supposed to
    initiate.” Id.
    Smoke Shop admits that it did not file a formal adminis-
    trative claim with the DEA or the U.S. Attorney’s office be-
    fore filing its FTCA action. But Smoke Shop maintains that
    its motion to the district court under Federal Rule of Crimi-
    nal Procedure 41(g) gave the government constructive notice
    of its claim—so, no harm, no foul. The district court disa-
    greed, concluding that asking for the return of seized prop-
    erty is not the equivalent of presenting a proper administra-
    tive claim under the FTCA.
    Smoke Shop’s Rule 41(g) motion certainly satisfied the
    first, third, and fourth requirements of 
    28 C.F.R. § 14.2
    (a).
    But the government maintains that the Rule 41(g) motion
    lacked the second requirement: a demand for money dam-
    ages in a sum certain. Smoke Shop merely asked for the in-
    cense products back—it made no claim to money damages
    should the property not be returned.
    Smoke Shop’s omission of the money-damages element
    is only fatal if it can be said to have “hinder[ed]” or “thwart-
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    ed” the settlement process “that Congress created as a prel-
    ude to litigation.” Kanar, 
    118 F.3d at 531
    . Unfortunately for
    Smoke Shop, we have never held that a request for the re-
    turn of property—unaccompanied by a statement that the
    claimant would seek money damages if the property was
    not returned—satisfies § 2675(a). In fact, in Best Bearings, we
    said just the opposite. 
    463 F.2d at 1179
     (“The request for re-
    turn of the [seized] bearings was not presentation of plain-
    tiff’s claim to the government agency as required by
    § 2675(a) … .”). True, Best Bearings assumed that § 2675(a)
    was a jurisdictional requirement, a position we have now
    abandoned. See Glade, 692 F.3d at 723. Yet this conceptual
    shift does not undermine the logical underpinnings of Best
    Bearings’ holding that a request for the return of seized
    property is not the equivalent of a demand for money dam-
    ages. Yarmo did submit a declaration that itemized the
    seized inventory, including each product’s respective value.
    But it was by no means clear that Smoke Shop was asking
    the government for money damages in those amounts in lieu
    of the property’s return—it seems that Yarmo merely want-
    ed to convey to the court the importance of the loss to his
    business. Thus, Smoke Shop simply did not tell the govern-
    ment that it intended to bring a tort suit against it.
    Smoke Shop argues that it put the government on con-
    structive notice that it intended to fight this matter. It was
    foreseeable to the government, Smoke Shop argues, that if
    the attempt to get the products back using Rule 41(g) didn’t
    work, Smoke Shop would likely seek money damages next.
    But Smoke Shop loses sight of the fact that the FTCA is an
    exception to the immunity the federal government ordinari-
    ly enjoys from tort actions. As such, Congress can make
    “[m]en … turn square corners” before haling the govern-
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    ment into court—“[i]f [the government] attaches even purely
    formal conditions to its consent to be sued those conditions
    must be complied with.” Rock Island, A. & L. R. Co. v. United
    States, 
    254 U.S. 141
    , 143 (1920) (Holmes, J.); cf. McNeil, 
    508 U.S. at
    111–13 (submitting a claim after initiating FTCA liti-
    gation does not fulfill § 2675(a), even if the litigation has not
    advanced substantially). Congress decided that it wanted
    agencies to have a chance to settle damages claims before
    facing litigation. And without being presented with an actu-
    al claim for money damages, the DEA and the U.S. Attor-
    ney’s office were ill-equipped to make a fully informed as-
    sessment of Smoke Shop’s claim.
    As in our past cases, Smoke Shop’s oversight hindered or
    thwarted the settlement process envisioned by the FTCA. See
    Kanar, 
    118 F.3d at 531
     (attorney’s failure to comply with the
    agency’s request that he provide proof of his capacity to rep-
    resent the claimant hindered the settlement process and
    barred the claimant’s FTCA suit); Best Bearings, 
    463 F.2d at 1179
     (business’s request to the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s
    office for the return of seized property did not satisfy
    § 2675(a)); Antonelli v. Sherrow, 246 F. App’x 381, 385 (7th Cir.
    2007) (prisoner’s letters to ATF agents demanding the return
    of a seized computer did not qualify as FTCA claims because
    the letters did not request money damages). In all of those
    cases, the agency had the same “constructive notice” of the
    claimant’s position that Smoke Shop alleges the DEA had
    here. But constructive notice that an individual has a griev-
    ance with the agency does not facilitate settlement negotia-
    tion of the individual’s claim for money damages—or at
    least, not as directly as the FTCA demands.
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    Nothing prevented Smoke Shop from submitting an ad-
    ministrative claim to the government at the time of the sei-
    zure. In fact, Smoke Shop’s failure to do so—and its decision
    to file a criminal procedure motion with the district court
    instead—may have led the government to believe that
    Smoke Shop was forgoing the civil-litigation route, or at
    least that Smoke Shop was not contemplating it at that time.
    Thus, Smoke Shop’s failure to exhaust is a second ground for
    us to affirm the district court. 2
    III. Conclusion
    Smoke Shop’s action is barred by the detained-goods ex-
    ception to the FTCA. Smoke Shop also failed to exhaust its
    administrative remedies by submitting a proper claim for
    money damages before filing its FTCA suit. We thus AFFIRM
    the district court’s dismissal of Smoke Shop’s suit.
    2 In its brief on appeal, Smoke Shop also argues that “[c]onstruing the
    statutes as the district court did ignores the promise of the due process
    clause of the Fifth Amendment that property will not be taken absent
    due process.” Smoke Shop’s argument on this front is waived, as it did
    not pursue a due process theory in the district court, and we find that its
    constitutional argument—comprised of ipse dixit and little else—is un-
    developed on appeal. Puffer v. Allstate Ins. Co., 
    675 F.3d 709
    , 718 (7th Cir.
    2012).