United States v. Ramirez , 652 F.3d 751 ( 2012 )


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  •                               In the
    United States Court of Appeals
    For the Seventh Circuit
    No. 09-3932
    U NITED S TATES OF A MERICA,
    Plaintiff-Appellee,
    v.
    S ERGIO S ANDOVAL R AMIREZ,
    Defendant-Appellant.
    Appeal from the United States District Court
    for the Northern District of Illinois, Western Division.
    No. 09 CR 50023-1—Frederick J. Kapala, Judge.
    No. 10-2190
    U NITED S TATES OF A MERICA,
    Plaintiff-Appellee,
    v.
    F RANCISCO O CAMPO-P INEDA,
    Defendant-Appellant.
    Appeal from the United States District Court
    for the Northern District of Illinois, Eastern Division.
    No. 09 CR 632-1—Virginia M. Kendall, Judge.
    2                                 Nos. 09-3932, 10-2190 & 10-2689
    No. 10-2689
    U NITED S TATES OF A MERICA,
    Plaintiff-Appellee,
    v.
    L UIS A. M ANDUJANO-G ONZALEZ,
    Defendant-Appellant.
    Appeal from the United States District Court
    for the Northern District of Illinois, Eastern Division.
    No. 1:09 CR 586-1—Amy J. St. Eve, Judge.
    A RGUED A PRIL 27, 2011—D ECIDED JULY 20, 2011
    A MENDED D ECEMBER 23, 2011 Œ
    Before C UDAHY, E VANSŒŒ , and T INDER, Circuit Judges.
    P ER C URIAM. We have consolidated these appeals to
    answer a recurring question: What evidentiary showing
    must a defendant charged with being found in the
    Œ
    This opinion is being released initially in typescript form.
    ŒŒ
    Circuit Judge Terence T. Evans died on August 10, 2011, and
    did not participate in the amended decision of this case, which
    is being resolved by a quorum of the panel under 28 U.S.C.
    § 46(d).
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    United States after previously having been deported, 8
    U.S.C. § 1326(a), make before a district court is obliged
    to consider his request for a lower sentence to account
    for the absence of a fast-track program in that judicial
    district? The question has been percolating since we
    decided United States v. Reyes-Hernandez, 
    624 F.3d 405
    , 417,
    420 (7th Cir. 2010), which permits sentencing courts to
    compensate for fast-track disparities but emphasizes
    that no district judge is required to evaluate this
    mitigating argument until the defendant demonstrates
    that he would have been eligible to participate in a fast-
    track program and, in fact, would have “pursued the
    option” had it been available. The contours of this thresh-
    old qualification have not been defined in a published
    opinion, but four nonprecedential orders offer helpful
    guidance. See United States v. Vazquez-Pita, 411 F. App’x 887
    (7th Cir. 2011); United States v. Morant-Jones, 411 F. App’x
    885 (7th Cir. 2011); United States v. Abasta-Ruiz, 409
    F. App’x 949 (7th Cir. 2011); United States v. Torres-Vasquez,
    406 F. App’x 40 (7th Cir. 2010). And in one of these
    appeals now before us, we directed the parties to submit
    supplemental statements addressing the question.
    We hold that a district court need not address a fast-
    track argument unless the defendant has shown that he
    is similarly situated to persons who actually would
    receive a benefit in a fast-track district. That means that
    the defendant must promptly plead guilty, agree to the
    factual basis proffered by the government, and execute
    an enforceable waiver of specific rights before or during
    the plea colloquy. It also means that the defendant must
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    establish that he would be eligible to receive a fast-track
    sentence in at least one district offering the program
    and submit the likely imprisonment range in that dis-
    trict. Unless and until the defendant meets these precon-
    ditions, his “disparity” argument is illusory and may be
    passed over in silence. Moreover, a defendant would
    be well advised to provide information on eligibility and
    the likely imprisonment range in any other district
    in which he would qualify for a fast-track sentence and
    also provide a candid assessment of the number of pro-
    grams for which he would not qualify. This type of in-
    formation might strengthen the defendant’s disparity
    argument and would prove very useful to the sen-
    tencing court. Such information would allow the sen-
    tencing court to appreciate the extent of the disparity, if
    any, that would result if the defendant was not given
    a sentencing break. Of course, the government would
    be free to argue that the defendant would be ineligible
    for a reduction in a fast-track district, that the likely
    imprisonment range in any district where he would be
    eligible would be different from that suggested by the
    defendant, and that any fast-track disparity would not
    warrant a lower sentence anyway.
    I.
    The three defendants in our consolidated case are
    Mexican nationals who were living in the United States
    illegally. Luis A. Mandujano-Gonzalez first entered this
    country without authorization in 1998. Two years later
    he was convicted in Indiana of battering his girlfriend and
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    her young son. The government removed him to Mexico
    after his release from prison in 2006, but Mandujano
    returned to the United States unlawfully. In 2009, police
    in Waukegan, Illinois, arrested him for driving under
    the influence of alcohol. He was charged in federal
    court with violating § 1326(a), and nine months passed
    before he pleaded guilty. He did not waive, however,
    his rights to file pretrial motions, to appeal, or to seek
    postconviction relief under 28 U.S.C. § 2255. A proba-
    tion officer calculated a total offense level of 21 and a
    criminal-history category of III, yielding an imprison-
    ment range of 46 to 57 months. This calculation
    included, among other things, a 16-level increase under
    U.S.S.G. § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii) because Mandujano was
    removed from the United States after a conviction for a
    felony crime of violence—beating his girlfriend’s 13-
    month-old son.
    Mandujano submitted a sentencing memorandum in
    which he asserted that the absence of a “fast track” pro-
    gram in the Northern District of Illinois created an unwar-
    ranted disparity between his guidelines imprisonment
    range and the sentences meted out in fast-track districts.
    But he dedicated only one paragraph to this contention
    and didn’t even mention the criteria that defendants
    in fast-track districts must meet to obtain relief, much
    less discuss whether he would have been eligible to
    participate in any of those fast-track programs. At the
    sentencing hearing, the district judge asked whether
    Mandujano would have been eligible for fast-track relief
    in a district that offered it. “Probably not,” Mandujano’s
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    lawyer conceded, since his client “didn’t do all the
    things he might have had to do” to qualify. “Then how
    is there a disparity,” the judge pressed, if Mandujano
    would not have received a reduction in a fast-track
    district? The lawyer had no answer. With that the
    court rejected the disparity argument and sentenced
    Mandujano within the guidelines range to 48 months.
    The court reasoned that Mandujano had not demon-
    strated his eligibility for fast-track sentencing and,
    indeed, that he probably wasn’t eligible to begin with.
    Our second defendant, Sergio Sandoval Ramirez, first
    entered the United States in 1990 and was granted perma-
    nent residency. But eight years later he was convicted
    in Illinois of aggravated kidnapping, so immigration
    officials revoked his status and removed him to Mexico.
    He returned to the United States unlawfully and was
    removed a second time in 2005. Four years later, immigra-
    tion officials received a tip that Ramirez was back in the
    United States and had applied for an Illinois driver’s
    license under an alias. He was charged under § 1326(a) and
    pleaded guilty about three months later. But he did not
    waive his rights to file pretrial motions, to appeal, or
    to seek postconviction relief under § 2255. A probation
    officer concluded that Ramirez’s conviction for ag-
    gravated kidnapping constituted a crime of violence
    for purposes of § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii) and accordingly in-
    creased his offense level by 16. Ramirez’s total offense
    level of 21, coupled with a criminal-history category of III,
    resulted in a guideline imprisonment range of 46 to
    57 months.
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    Like Mandujano, Ramirez submitted a sentencing
    memorandum urging the district court to reduce his
    sentence based on the purported disparity arising from
    the absence of a fast-track program in the Northern
    District of Illinois. But Ramirez too failed to assert that
    he would qualify for a reduction in a fast-track district.
    And at sentencing his lawyer said nothing at all about
    fast track. The government questioned, however,
    whether Ramirez even would be eligible for fast-track
    sentencing and insisted that, before the district court
    could address any supposed sentencing disparity,
    Ramirez first had to “show that he might qualify” for
    the program in a fast-track district. The court, citing
    precedent that we would later overturn in Reyes-
    Hernandez, concluded that it was forbidden from
    accepting Ramirez’s fast-track argument. The court
    added, though, that if given discretion to accept
    Ramirez’s argument, it still would decline to impose a
    lower sentence because Ramirez hadn’t “demonstrated
    that he would be eligible for a fast-track disposition.”
    Ramirez was sentenced within the guidelines range to
    50 months.
    Our final defendant, Francisco Ocampo-Pineda, was
    removed from the United States in 2002 after he was
    convicted in Illinois of aggravated criminal sexual abuse.
    720 ILCS 5/12-16(d). He returned without authorization
    and in 2004 was removed again. Then in 2009 police in
    Chicago discovered Ocampo’s presence when they
    stopped him for traffic violations. He was charged with
    violating § 1326(a) and pleaded guilty 10 weeks later. A
    probation officer increased Ocampo’s offense level by 16
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    after concluding that his conviction under § 5/12-16(d)
    constituted a crime of violence for purposes of
    § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii). Ocampo’s total offense level of 21
    and criminal-history category of II yielded a guideline
    imprisonment range of 41 to 51 months.
    At sentencing, Ocampo principally argued that his
    violation of § 5/12-16(d) was not a crime of violence
    because, he insisted, he committed the offense merely
    by touching a teenager’s breasts without any use or
    threat of physical force. The district court disagreed. For
    purposes of § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii), the court explained, a
    crime of violence includes any offense comprising “sex-
    ual abuse of a minor.” See U.S.S.G. § 2L1.2 cmt. n.1(B)(iii).
    Looking to the letter of the Illinois statute, which forbids
    “sexual conduct” with anyone from age 13 to age 16 by
    a person who is at least 5 years older, 720 ILCS 5/12-16(d),
    and defines “sexual conduct” to include touching the
    victim’s genitals or breasts “for the purpose of sexual
    gratification or arousal,” 
    id. § 5/12-12(e),
    the court con-
    cluded that, as a matter of common sense, Ocampo’s
    crime constituted sexual abuse of a minor.
    In the alternative Ocampo argued that § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii)
    ought not be applied in any case because, in his view,
    the “severe” 16-level increase serves no penological
    purpose and is not supported by empirical evidence.
    Again the district court was not convinced; brushing
    aside Ocampo’s generalized attack on § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii),
    the court reasoned that, in this case, a sentence within
    the guidelines range would appropriately reflect the
    seriousness of Ocampo’s sexual-abuse crime and suffi-
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    ciently deter future § 1326(a) violations by others removed
    from the country after committing aggravated felonies.
    Ocampo’s dalliance with a teenager was “an extremely
    egregious offense,” the court elaborated, and his returning
    to the country after “harming the community through
    [his] actions and [his] violence in the past” put the
    public at risk and could not “be looked upon kindly.”
    Finally, Ocampo implored the district court to sen-
    tence him below his guideline range because of the
    absence of a fast-track program in the Northern District
    of Illinois. Lowering his prison term by the equivalent of
    4 offense levels, Ocampo proposed, would “eliminate
    any discrepancy” between his district of conviction
    and the fast-track districts. This discrepancy arose, he
    asserted, because he “is similarly situated to defendants
    who receive fast track dispositions” and “almost certainly
    would have received a reduced sentence” if he had
    been picked up in a fast-track district. Ocampo pointed
    out that he had pleaded guilty at his first opportunity
    and had not filed any pretrial motions, and he attached
    to a sentencing memorandum a conditional waiver of
    his rights to file any future motions, appeal his sen-
    tence, or mount a collateral attack on his sentence. This
    document, which is a form waiver that the Federal De-
    fender makes available on its website, conditions the
    relinquishment of rights on the defendant’s receiving “a
    sentence commensurate with the sentences received by
    defendants in ‘fast-track’ jurisdictions.” Therefore, Ocampo
    insisted, he “should receive the same 4 level decrease in
    his sentence that would be afforded an illegal reentry
    defendant under the fast track program.” The district
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    court did not comment on Ocampo’s fast-track argument
    but did sentence him to 40 months, 1 month less than
    the low end of his 41-to-51-months guideline imprison-
    ment range.
    II.
    To resolve these appeals, we must hammer out the
    details of the steps a defendant must take in order to
    show that a sentence within his guidelines range would
    create disparity with sentences imposed on similarly
    situated defendants in fast-track districts. Before we can
    address the defendants’ fast-track arguments, though,
    we need to answer Ocampo’s concerns about the cal-
    culation of his guidelines range.1 He insists that touching
    a teenager’s breasts does not require the use or threat of
    physical force; thus, he contends, his prior conviction
    is not a crime of violence subject to a 16-level in-
    crease under § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii). In support he cites the
    residual clause of Application Note 1(B)(iii), which defines
    1
    Ramirez too makes an ancillary argument. He points out that
    the district court impermissibly ordered him to participate in
    the Inmate Financial Responsibility Program. The govern-
    ment concedes that this directive was plain error because
    sentencing courts do not have the authority to mandate par-
    ticipation in the program. United States v. Munoz, 
    610 F.3d 989
    ,
    997 (7th Cir. 2010). We agree and modify the judgment to
    clarify that Ramirez’s participation is voluntary. See United
    States v. Boyd, 
    608 F.3d 331
    , 335 (7th Cir.), cert. denied, 
    131 S. Ct. 647
    (2010).
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    the term “crime of violence” to include, in addition to
    12 enumerated offenses, “any other offense under
    federal, state, or local law that has as an element the
    use, attempted use, or threatened use of physical force
    against the person of another.” His point, presumably, is
    that § 5/12-16(d) does not make the use or threatened use
    of force a statutory element, but this focus on what is
    necessary for a crime to fall within the residual clause is
    misguided because Application Note 1(B)(iii) explicitly
    enumerates “sexual abuse of a minor” as a crime of vio-
    lence. And an enumerated offense always is a crime of
    violence for purposes of § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii), whether or
    not the use or threat of physical force is an element of
    the offense. United States v. Angiano, 
    602 F.3d 828
    , 829 (7th
    Cir.), cert. denied, 
    130 S. Ct. 3434
    (2010); United States
    v. Vasquez-Abarca, 
    334 F.3d 587
    , 588-89 (7th Cir. 2003).
    So the question is whether aggravated criminal sexual
    abuse, as defined by subsection (d) of § 5/12-16, constitutes
    “sexual abuse of a minor.” The offense proscribes any
    “act of sexual penetration or sexual conduct” with a
    victim who is at least 13 years old, is no more than 16
    years old, and is at least 5 years younger than the defen-
    dant. “Both ‘sexual conduct’ and ‘sexual penetration’
    describe intentional acts of a sexual nature.” People v.
    Kolton, 
    848 N.E.2d 950
    , 959 (Ill. 2006). In the case of “sexual
    penetration,” the act encompasses “any contact, however
    slight, between the sex organ or anus of one person by
    an object, the sex organ, mouth or anus of another
    person, or any intrusion, however slight, of any part of
    the body of one person or of any animal or object into the
    sex organ or anus of another person.” 720 ILCS 5/12-12(f).
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    As for “sexual conduct,” the act includes “any intentional
    or knowing touching or fondling by the victim or the
    accused, either directly or through clothing, of the sex
    organs, anus or breast of the victim or the accused, or any
    part of the body of a child under 13 years of age, or any
    transfer or transmission of semen by the accused upon
    any part of the clothed or unclothed body of the victim,
    for the purpose of sexual gratification or arousal of the victim
    or the accused.” 
    Id. § 5/12-12(e)
    (emphasis added). When
    committed against a teenager by a person who is at least
    5 years older, both acts of “sexual penetration” and acts
    of “sexual conduct” fall squarely within the “ordinary,
    contemporary, and common meaning” of the phrase
    “sexual abuse of a minor.” See United States v. Marti-
    nez-Carillo, 
    250 F.3d 1101
    , 1104-05 (7th Cir. 2001). All
    violations of § 5/12-16(d), then, are crimes of violence
    for purposes of § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii), and so the district
    court was correct to apply the 16-level increase to Ocampo.
    Ocampo also takes issue with the supposed dearth
    of empirical data to justify the “harsh” 16-level increase
    if an alien is removed after committing a crime of vio-
    lence. Citing journal articles and critical opinions by
    district courts, he insists that the “arbitrariness” of
    § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A)(ii) renders his sentence unreasonable.
    But a district court need not even consider the argu-
    ment “that a guideline is unworthy of application in
    any case because it was promulgated without adequate
    deliberation.” United States v. Aguilar-Huerta, 
    576 F.3d 365
    , 367-68 (7th Cir.), cert. denied sub nom. Shareef v. United
    States, 
    130 S. Ct. 811
    (2009). And the district court’s
    thoughtful explanation of Ocampo’s sentence puts to
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    rest any suggestion that the guideline produced an unrea-
    sonable outcome in his case. See United States v.
    Moreno-Padilla, 
    602 F.3d 802
    , 813-14 (7th Cir. 2010), cert.
    denied, 
    131 S. Ct. 897
    (2011).
    Having resolved these preliminary matters, we turn
    to the question at the heart of these appeals: What evi-
    dentiary showing must a defendant make before a
    district court is obliged to consider his request for a
    lower sentence to account for the absence of a fast-
    track program in that judicial district? At the time these
    defendants were sentenced, of course, the district courts
    were not permitted to consider the absence of a fast-
    track program in crafting a sentence under 18 U.S.C.
    § 3553(a). See United States v. Galicia-Cardenas, 
    443 F.3d 553
    , 555 (7th Cir. 2006); United States v. Martinez-Martinez,
    
    442 F.3d 539
    , 543 (7th Cir. 2006). It’s now clear that,
    to the contrary, district judges may take into
    account any sentencing disparity arising from the
    absence of a fast-track program. 
    Reyes-Hernandez, 624 F.3d at 417
    . But Reyes-Hernandez also emphasizes
    that, before a district court will be obligated to evaluate
    whether a lower sentence is warranted by the absence of
    a fast-track program, the defendant must first establish
    that he would “have been eligible for fast-track status
    had it been available and show that he would have in
    fact pursued the option.” 
    Id. at 420.
    Even before Reyes-
    Hernandez we had made the same point in United States
    v. Olmeda-Garcia, 
    613 F.3d 721
    , 724 (7th Cir. 2010),
    which explains that a defendant who alludes to the
    benefits available in fast-track districts but never tries “to
    demonstrate that he would be eligible” in one of those
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    districts cannot complain on appeal if the sentencing
    court ignores this argument in mitigation. See also
    United States v. Arrelucea-Zamudio, 
    581 F.3d 142
    , 156 (3d
    Cir. 2009) (“To justify a reasonable variance by the
    district court, a defendant must show at the outset
    that he would qualify for fast-track disposition in a
    fast-track district.”); United States v. Jiménez-Beltre, 
    440 F.3d 514
    , 519 (1st Cir. 2006) (en banc) (holding that
    district court need not respond to fast-track argument
    unless defendant provides a factual basis “for assessing
    the extent of the disparities”). This requirement of a
    foundation for a claim of fast-track disparity simply
    recognizes that every defendant who asserts that his or
    her personal circumstances warrant leniency is com-
    pelled to supply a factual predicate for the contention.
    See, e.g., United States v. Grober, 
    624 F.3d 592
    , 599 (3d
    Cir. 2010); United States v. Felix, 
    561 F.3d 1036
    , 1044 (9th Cir.
    2009); United States v. Quiñones-Medina, 
    553 F.3d 19
    , 22
    (1st Cir. 2009); United States v. Keleta, 
    552 F.3d 861
    , 866 (D.C.
    Cir. 2009); United States v. Diaz, 
    533 F.3d 574
    , 578 (7th Cir.
    2008); United States v. Tahzib, 
    513 F.3d 692
    , 695 (7th
    Cir. 2008); United States v. McGee, 
    494 F.3d 551
    , 557-58
    (6th Cir. 2007); United States v. Acosta, 
    474 F.3d 999
    , 1003-
    04 (7th Cir. 2007); United States v. Cunningham, 
    429 F.3d 673
    , 679 (7th Cir. 2005).
    To receive leniency in any fast-track district, a defendant
    must, as a starting point, promptly plead guilty, agree to
    a factual basis for the offense, and waive his rights to
    file pretrial motions, to appeal, and to seek postconvic-
    tion relief under § 2255. See Memorandum from the
    U.S. Attorney General to U.S. Attorneys (Sept. 22,
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    2003), available at http://www.justice.gov/ag/readingroom/
    ag-092203.pdf. See also 
    Reyes-Hernandez, 624 F.3d at 412
    ;
    
    Olmeda-Garcia, 613 F.3d at 724
    . Beyond these universal
    requirements, however, the United States Attorneys in
    the judicial districts that offer fast-track sentencing
    have not adopted uniform eligibility criteria. The Sen-
    tencing Commission has taken the position that district
    courts should not reduce the sentences of defendants
    who participate in fast-track programs by more than the
    equivalent of 4 offense levels, U.S.S.G. § 5K3.1, but the
    guidelines do not catalogue the eligibility criteria em-
    ployed in the 16 fast-track programs. A compilation of
    those criteria was prepared by the United States and
    submitted as a sentencing exhibit in United States v.
    Medrano-Duran, 
    386 F. Supp. 2d 943
    (N.D. Ill. 2005), and
    that timeworn document—which may or may not still
    be accurate, and which does not include any informa-
    tion about the two newest programs—is frequently cited
    in distinguishing between the fast-track districts.
    See Fast-Track Dispositions District-by-District Relating
    to Illegal Reentry Cases, reprinted in 21 F ED. S ENT’G R EP.
    339 (2009). What the document shows is that, as of
    2005, some districts did offer a reduction equivalent
    of 4 offense levels to all defendants who participated in
    a fast-track program. But other districts, like the District
    of Idaho, the District of Nebraska, and the Southern
    District of Texas, offer an eligible defendant at most a
    reduction of 2 levels; the Western District of Texas offers
    only 1 level. 
    Id. at 344,
    347. And still other districts
    employ not a departure-based program but a charge-
    bargain program in which the defendant pleads guilty,
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    typically to two counts of improper entry by an alien,
    8 U.S.C. § 1325, and receives a fixed sentence in return.
    In most of these districts, an eligible defendant’s sen-
    tence depends on whether he is subject to a 16-level
    increase under § 2L1.2(b)(1)(A); if so, he will receive a
    term of 30 months no matter what his sentencing range
    otherwise would have been. 
    Id. at 346,
    347-48. In addi-
    tion to these variations in the types of programs offered,
    at least one district conditioned eligibility for its fast-
    track program on the defendant’s criminal-history cate-
    gory, while most others varied the available sentence
    reduction according to the defendant’s offense level
    under § 2L1.2. Whether the offense of conviction was
    a repeat violation of § 1326, whether the defendant
    was on supervised release at the time of the current
    offense, and the age and severity of the defendant’s
    earlier crimes are typical factors that can affect fast-track
    eligibility.
    We can easily dispose of Mandujano’s and Ramirez’s
    appeals because neither one made an effort to show that
    he met the minimum eligibility criteria for fast-track
    sentencing, much less that he would have qualified for
    one of the 16 fast-track programs. In fact, Mandujano’s
    lawyer conceded that his client had not fulfilled the
    requirements that would have served as the induce-
    ment for the government’s offer of fast-track relief. As for
    Ramirez, in his sentencing memorandum he merely
    speculated that he “may have been able to receive the
    benefit of a fast-track program” if sentenced in another
    district. He did not try to establish a factual predicate
    for that inconclusive guess, nor had he waived his rights
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    to file pretrial motions, to file a direct appeal, or to
    attack his conviction under § 2255. And when the gov-
    ernment responded by casting doubt on Ramirez’s eligi-
    bility for fast-track sentencing, Ramirez failed to contest
    that proposition, filing no written reply and remaining
    silent on the topic at his sentencing hearing. In short,
    Mandujano’s and Ramirez’s “disparity” arguments
    were illusory, and illusory arguments do not require
    a response from the district court.
    Ocampo’s appeal is trickier. For one thing, the govern-
    ment has confessed error and advocates a remand for
    resentencing in light of Reyes-Hernandez. But the govern-
    ment’s confession is not binding on us, see United States
    v. Cruz, 
    595 F.3d 744
    , 745 (7th Cir.), cert. denied, 
    130 S. Ct. 3437
    (2010); United States v. Anderson, 
    547 F.3d 831
    , 833
    (7th Cir. 2008); United States v. Demaree, 
    459 F.3d 791
    ,
    793 (7th Cir. 2006), and since the threshold qualification
    predates Reyes-Hernandez, see 
    Olmeda-Garcia, 613 F.3d at 724
    , we cannot understand the government’s unwilling-
    ness to defend the outcome it sought and won from
    the district court. On the other hand, unlike Mandujano
    and Ramirez, Ocampo at least made a minimal effort
    to position himself like a defendant in a fast-track district.
    But did he go far enough? We have yet to explore
    exactly what a defendant needs to do to show that he is
    similarly situated to an eligible defendant in a fast-track
    district. Before argument we put that question to the
    parties and asked them to file supplemental statements
    making their best case.
    As it turns out, Ocampo and the government are materi-
    ally at odds. Ocampo emphasizes that he pleaded guilty
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    at the first opportunity after arraignment and agreed to
    the factual basis proffered by the government. He also
    touts that he attached to his sentencing memorandum
    a waiver of his rights to file pretrial motions, appeal his
    sentence, and mount a collateral attack on his conviction
    so long as he received “a sentence commensurate with
    the sentences received by defendants in ‘fast-track’ juris-
    dictions.” Thus, he insists, he “did everything that
    he reasonably could be expected to do to establish that
    he was similarly situated to defendants in Fast-Track
    districts.” As for our question how a sentencing judge
    should quantify a reduction in the defendant’s sentence
    given the significant variations among the fast-track
    programs, Ocampo ducks the matter entirely, insisting
    that this court needn’t bother weighing in and instead
    should just remand the case to let the district court decide
    the question in the first instance. But that is no answer to
    the question we posed; the very point of directing
    further briefing was to assist us in giving guidance to
    the district courts.
    The government, meanwhile, maintains that the de-
    fendant must unconditionally waive his rights—and must
    do so at the time he pleads guilty. And the govern-
    ment insists that the defendant must make a “rigorous
    showing” not only that he generally is eligible for fast-track
    sentencing but also that “he meets all the criteria for
    a specific fast-track program currently employed in
    another district.” Because it is the defendant’s burden to
    establish an argument in mitigation, the government
    continues, “he cannot invoke this basis for a variance
    unless he can establish that defendants with comparable
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    criminal histories and backgrounds do in fact receive
    such reduced sentences in other districts.” And, finally,
    the government proposes that the district court ought
    to determine the degree of the defendant’s sentence
    reduction, if any, with reference to whatever “arguments
    based on both policy and facts” that the government
    has put forth in that particular case. Those arguments,
    the government suggests, could include the fact that
    each district’s fast-track program is specifically “tailored
    to allow efficient prosecutions” in that district, as well
    as the fact that the government receives substantially
    less benefit from a defendant who shows only that he
    would have participated in a fast-track program had it
    been available.
    We conclude that the government has the better re-
    sponse. The showing that Ocampo has proposed would
    not establish similarity to an eligible defendant in a fast-
    track district. First, Ocampo contends that it’s enough
    to submit a waiver of his rights conditioned on re-
    ceiving what he deems to be “a sentence commensurate
    with the sentences received by defendants in ‘fast-track’
    jurisdictions.” But that meaningless condition amounts
    to an unenforceable waiver; the sentencing benefits
    afforded defendants in fast-track districts vary widely,
    so even if the district court had given Ocampo a break
    to account for a perceived fast-track disparity, Ocampo
    still could argue that his conditional appeal waiver did
    not become operative because the sentence he received
    wasn’t “commensurate” with sentences in fast-track
    districts. And then there is always the question whether
    a unilateral waiver that was not made as part of a
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    plea agreement or discussed during the plea colloquy,
    see F ED. R. C RIM. P. 11(b)(1)(N), can ever be binding,
    cf. United States v. Sura, 
    511 F.3d 654
    , 661-63 (7th Cir.
    2007) (holding that sentencing court plainly erred by
    neglecting to inform defendant during plea colloquy
    that his plea agreement included appeal waiver). So
    Ocampo’s offer to relinquish his rights rings hollow. Not
    only that, but a defendant in a fast-track district must
    give up those rights immediately when he enters his
    guilty plea, not a couple months down the road at sen-
    tencing, like Ocampo. A defendant who wants to claim
    parity with an eligible defendant in a fast-track district
    must be prepared to accept the detriments that come
    with that status.
    The second quarrel we have with Ocampo’s response
    has to do with his contention that a defendant must
    show only that he meets the universal requirements for
    fast-track eligibility without regard to how the program
    is employed in any particular judicial district. In fact, a
    defendant who ignores the additional criteria that differ
    between programs by definition falls short of showing
    that he is similarly situated to an eligible defendant in
    any of the fast-track districts. And—as we hope we’ve
    driven home by now—if the defendant can’t show that
    he actually would be eligible to receive a fast-track
    benefit in at least one judicial district, then his “dis-
    parity” argument is illusory.
    Finally, although the government has suggested rea-
    sonable considerations for a sentencing judge to keep in
    mind when trying to evaluate and quantify a claim of
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    “disparity,” we think that the government’s position
    omits what is probably the most useful information:
    a thorough account of the likely benefit in each district
    where the defendant would be eligible for a fast-track
    sentence, as well as a candid assessment of the number
    of fast-track programs for which he would not be eligi-
    ble. This information is important for a sentencing court
    to appreciate the extent of the disparity, if any,
    that would result if the defendant was not given a sen-
    tencing break. In this case, for example, Ocampo
    would have been eligible for a break in a few of the fast-
    track districts, but the 40-month term he received
    falls squarely within the “reduced” imprisonment range
    for fast-track defendants in at least 25 percent of the
    programs. In three of these districts—the District of
    Idaho, the District of Nebraska, and the Southern
    District of Texas—Ocampo could have received at most
    a 2-level decrease, which would have produced a guide-
    lines range of 33 to 41 months; in the Western
    District of Texas, meanwhile, he could have received only
    a 1-level decrease, resulting in a range of 37 to 46 months.
    But we stop short of requiring Ocampo to have dis-
    closed this information to the district court. Of course, the
    government would have been free to argue that the
    likely benefit in the district or districts where Ocampo
    was eligible would have been different from that which
    he suggested, or that he would not have been eligible
    for a reduction in other fast-track districts.
    So to summarize, a defendant claiming entitlement to
    a lower sentence because of a perceived fast-track “dis-
    parity” must promptly plead guilty, agree to the
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    factual basis proffered by the government, execute an
    enforceable waiver of specific rights before or during
    the plea colloquy, establish that he would be eligible to
    receive a fast-track sentence in at least one district
    offering the program, and submit the likely imprison-
    ment range in that district. Unless the defendant com-
    plies with each of these steps, the sentencing court will be
    free to reject the argument without comment. Of course,
    district courts have the discretion to ask both the de-
    fendant and the government for additional relevant
    information and such information may be made an addi-
    tional prerequisite to consideration of the defendant’s
    argument. For example, the government would likely
    want to produce an assessment of the number of
    programs for which the defendant would not qualify.
    And given these preconditions to a colorable claim of fast-
    track disparity, we reject the government’s confession
    of error in Ocampo’s appeal. The confession is difficult
    to reconcile with Reyes-Hernandez and Olmeda-Garcia—and
    harder still to reconcile with the government’s supple-
    mental statement, which persuasively proposes that a
    defendant can show he is similarly situated to an
    eligible defendant in a fast-track district only by offering
    an enforceable waiver of his rights at the time he
    pleads guilty and establishing that he would be eligible
    for a fast-track benefit in at least one other district
    that offers such a program. Ocampo did neither. And for
    that reason the district court did not commit error by
    saying nothing in response to his illusory fast-track
    argument. See 
    Reyes-Hernandez, 624 F.3d at 420
    ;
    
    Olmeda-Garcia, 613 F.3d at 724
    ; 
    Arrelucea-Zamudio, 581 F.3d at 156-57
    .
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    This conclusion is not altered by the fact that Reyes-
    Hernandez was decided after Ocampo was sentenced. Reyes-
    Hernandez was argued in November 2009, four months
    before Ocampo filed his sentencing memorandum
    and seven months before he was sentenced. Indeed,
    Ocampo anticipated the winning argument in Reyes-
    Hernandez when he urged the district court to abandon
    our decisions in Galicia-Cardenas and Martinez-Martinez
    in light of the Supreme Court’s holding in Kimbrough v.
    United States, 
    552 U.S. 85
    (2007). In support he cited the
    Third Circuit’s decision in Arrelucea-Zamudio, which, like
    Reyes-Hernandez, requires a defendant to show that he
    would be eligible for a benefit in a fast-track district
    before he can expect a sentencing court to respond to his
    disparity 
    argument. 581 F.3d at 156-57
    . And his submis-
    sion of a form waiver of his rights from the Federal De-
    fender’s website shows he knew he needed to establish
    that he actually would have been eligible for fast-track
    sentencing. A defendant who urged the district court to
    adopt the reasoning that eventually prevailed in Reyes-
    Hernandez doesn’t deserve a “do-over” just because he
    neglected to follow through on his own argument.
    Vazquez-Pita, 411 F. App’x at 891; Morant-Jones, 411
    F. App’x at 887; Abasta-Ruiz, 409 F. App’x at 950. Ocampo
    wasn’t caught off guard by this threshold qualification;
    it’s just that his attempt to carry his burden fell far short.
    Having said what we have said, we recognize that
    establishing that a defendant in this circuit would have
    received a fast-track benefit in a district that offers one
    can be a little complicated. We commend Ocampo’s
    lawyer for taking several positive steps, with an assist
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    from the Federal Defender’s helpful website, toward
    establishing his client’s eligibility for the program. To
    cut through all the muss and fuss in future cases, we
    have provided several sources of information re-
    garding fast-track policies.2 We further urge the U.S.
    Attorneys’ offices in this circuit to work with defendants
    seeking fast-track consideration and to willingly stipu-
    late to sentencing judges that defendants are eligible
    if that appears to be the case.
    To wrap up, we conclude that the fast-track arguments
    made by all three of these defendants were illusory and
    could be passed over in silence. Accordingly, we A FFIRM
    each of their sentences; Ramirez’s sentence, however, is
    2
    Defendants may use a variety of sources to obtain the neces-
    sary information. Of course, defendants may first look to
    publicly available plea agreements. There are several memo-
    randa discussing fast-track district programs. See 21 F ED . S ENT ’G
    R EP . 339 (2009); Memorandum from the Deputy Attorney
    General to U.S. Attorneys (Dec. 28, 2009), available at
    http://www.fd.org/pdf_lib/Fast%20Track%20Ogden%20memo
    %2012.28.09.pdf (last visited Dec. 14, 2011). Articles also
    discuss district programs’ requirements. See, e.g., Ingrid V.
    Eagly, Prosecuting Immigration, 104 N W . U. L. R EV . 1281, 1322
    n.251 & 254 (2010) (citing interviews with Federal Defender
    in District of New Mexico and “Panel Representative” in the
    Southern District of California); James F. Smith, United States
    Immigration Law as We Know It: El Clandestino, the American
    Gulag, Rounding Up the Usual Suspects, 38 U.C. D AVIS L. R EV . 747,
    785 n.167 (2005) (citing interview with Federal Defender in
    the Northern District of California).
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    M ODIFIED to clarify that his participation in the Inmate
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