Pirri v. Cheek ( 2021 )


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  • Case: 20-1959   Document: 45     Page: 1   Filed: 03/22/2021
    NOTE: This disposition is nonprecedential.
    United States Court of Appeals
    for the Federal Circuit
    ______________________
    ALFRED PIRRI, JR.,
    Plaintiff-Appellant
    v.
    LORI CHEEK, CHEEK'D, INC.,
    Defendants-Appellees
    CHARLIE KICKHAM, LOCKE RAPER,
    Defendants
    ______________________
    2020-1959
    ______________________
    Appeal from the United States District Court for the
    Southern District of New York in No. 1:19-cv-00180-PAE,
    Judge Paul A. Engelmayer.
    ______________________
    Decided: March 22, 2021
    ______________________
    STEVEN ROYAL FAIRCHILD, Fairchild Law, LLC, Brook-
    lyn, NY, for plaintiff-appellant.
    LAWRENCE B. GOODWIN, Lawrence B. Goodwin, PLLC,
    New York, NY, for defendants-appellees.
    ______________________
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    2                                              PIRRI   v. CHEEK
    Before DYK, LINN, and MOORE, Circuit Judges.
    PER CURIAM.
    Alfred Pirri, Jr., appeals a decision of the United States
    District Court for the Southern District of New York
    awarding Defendants Lori Cheek and Cheek’d, Inc., (collec-
    tively, Defendants) attorneys’ fees under 
    35 U.S.C. § 285
    and holding Mr. Pirri’s counsel, Steven R. Fairchild, liable
    for those fees. Pirri v. Cheek, No. 1:19-cv-180, 
    2020 WL 2520593
     (S.D.N.Y. May 18, 2020) (District Court Op.). De-
    fendants move for appellate attorneys’ fees and double
    costs under Federal Rule of Appellate Procedure 38. For
    the following reasons, we affirm and grant Defendants’ mo-
    tion.
    BACKGROUND
    Mr. Pirri sued Defendants and Joanne Richards,
    Mr. Pirri’s therapist, for various claims related to U.S. Pa-
    tent No. 8,543,465. 1 The ’465 patent is directed to a
    method for initiating an online relationship with a personal
    offline introduction, i.e., online dating in reverse. Under 
    35 U.S.C. § 256
    , Mr. Pirri sought to be named as an inventor
    of that patent. He claimed that he had conceived of the
    invention and shared it with Ms. Richards, who then
    shared it with Ms. Cheek. It was only after seeing
    Ms. Cheek on a rerun of the television series Shark Tank,
    Mr. Pirri contends, that he discovered Ms. Richards had
    betrayed his confidence. Mr. Pirri also brought breach of
    fiduciary duty and fraud claims against Ms. Richards and
    conversion and unjust enrichment claims against Defend-
    ants. He also sought an accounting under 
    35 U.S.C. § 262
    .
    1   Ms. Cheek is one of three named inventors of the
    ’465 patent. Mr. Pirri also sued, but did not serve, the two
    other inventors: Charlie Kickham and Locke Raper.
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    Early in the case, the district court dismissed several
    of Mr. Pirri’s claims. At the initial pretrial conference,
    Mr. Pirri voluntarily dismissed some of the state-law
    claims and his joint inventorship claim against Ms. Rich-
    ards. Then, the district court dismissed the remaining
    state-law claims, finding they were “obviously time-
    barred.” J.A. 3. Thus, only Mr. Pirri’s joint inventorship
    claim against Defendants remained. Based on the district
    court’s dismissal, Defendants sought Rule 11 sanctions.
    They argued that no competent attorney could have rea-
    sonably believed the state-law claims were not time-
    barred. The district court declined to impose sanctions be-
    cause, at that time, Mr. Pirri had not clearly abused the
    judicial system.
    A month later, Mr. Pirri sought leave to amend his
    complaint. His Proposed Amended Complaint (PAC) added
    several new defendants and a litany of new claims. He al-
    leged Ms. Cheek’s colleague should be listed as a co-inven-
    tor based on interviews Ms. Cheek had given. In those
    interviews, Ms. Cheek recounted how she saw her col-
    league write a pick-up line on a napkin and give it to a
    woman, thereby getting a date and giving Ms. Cheek a
    business idea. Mr. Pirri also claimed that, by Defendants
    own admission, the ’465 patent was the product of a
    twenty-person brainstorm.        So in Mr. Pirri’s view,
    Ms. Cheek committed fraud when she signed the inventor
    oath swearing the information in her patent application,
    including inventorship, was accurate.        Mr. Pirri also
    claimed Ms. Cheek had defamed him based on his sexual
    orientation and mental health. In one count, for example,
    Mr. Pirri alleged Ms. Cheek had sent a letter to Congress-
    man Jerrold Nadler stating Mr. Pirri thought of the dating
    app idea in a mental facility (the Nadler Letter). In addi-
    tion to these civil wrongs, Mr. Pirri claimed Ms. Cheek vi-
    olated 
    18 U.S.C. § 1001
    , which criminalizes lying in any
    matter within the jurisdiction of the federal government.
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    The district court denied Mr. Pirri’s motion to amend
    as futile. For Mr. Pirri’s joint inventorship claims, the dis-
    trict court reasoned that Mr. Pirri had failed to establish or
    articulate a theory of standing relating to the supposed in-
    ventorship of the twenty-plus joint inventors other than
    Mr. Pirri. He had failed to explain how he had a personal
    concrete stake in, or an ability to seek redress for, injuries
    suffered by third parties, i.e., Ms. Cheek’s failure to name
    twenty-plus joint inventors. With respect to the state-law
    claims, the district court determined it lacked supple-
    mental jurisdiction because those claims did not share a
    common nucleus of operative fact with Mr. Pirri’s joint in-
    ventorship claims. It noted “‘the facts underlying the def-
    amation claims and the inventorship claims rely on
    unrelated facts that occurred nearly a decade apart’ and
    implicated distinct legal tests.” J.A. 6 (quoting J.A. 148).
    It also “found that [Mr.] Pirri’s defamation claims ‘clearly
    turn on different events occurring at vastly different time
    periods’ and ‘are not properly resolved in the same law-
    suit.’” J.A. 6–7 (quoting J.A. 148).
    Despite the district court’s dismissal of Ms. Richards
    from the case, Mr. Pirri continued to seek discovery from
    her. He first subpoenaed Ms. Richards’ employment rec-
    ords.   When Ms. Richards’ counsel moved to quash,
    Mr. Pirri withdrew the subpoena. Then, in requesting an
    extension of time to complete discovery, Mr. Pirri repre-
    sented that he intended to depose Ms. Richards and sub-
    poena additional employment documents. The court
    denied Mr. Pirri’s request, holding that discovery would
    not be relevant to Mr. Pirri’s only remaining claim (joint
    inventorship) against the only remaining defendants
    (Ms. Cheek and Cheek’d).
    Eight days before discovery closed, Mr. Pirri attempted
    to voluntarily dismiss his complaint with prejudice and
    without triggering attorneys’ fees under 
    35 U.S.C. § 285
    .
    He claimed dismissal was necessary because he faced po-
    tential danger from complete strangers. This danger,
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    Mr. Pirri claimed, flowed from Ms. Cheek’s defamatory and
    slanderous conduct, the same conduct alleged in the PAC.
    He also claimed dismissal would conserve judicial re-
    sources because discovery had not completed and because
    neither party had taken a deposition. Defendants opposed.
    They contended that Mr. Pirri was seeking an advisory
    opinion on attorneys’ fees, had unilaterally delayed discov-
    ery, and had filed a separate state-court suit, which under-
    cut his claim of fearing for his life. The district court denied
    Mr. Pirri’s motion as premature.
    Six days later, Mr. Pirri renewed his request to dismiss
    his joint inventorship claim. Apart from rehashing previ-
    ous arguments, he argued collateral estoppel precluded a
    fee award because the district court had denied Defend-
    ants’ motion for Rule 11 sanctions. He further argued De-
    fendants had unclean hands, barring it from recovering
    fees. For support, Mr. Pirri relied on the defamation alle-
    gations in his PAC, supplemented by allegations that
    Ms. Cheek violated the New York Hate Crimes statute.
    Defendants opposed, arguing that dismissal before sum-
    mary judgment would open the door for Mr. Pirri to argue
    his case was not dismissed on the merits. The district court
    agreed with Defendants and denied the motion.
    Two months later, the district court held a pre-sum-
    mary judgment conference. Before that conference, the
    court ordered Mr. Pirri to file a letter indicating whether
    and on what grounds he would oppose summary judgment.
    Mr. Pirri responded that he would oppose summary judg-
    ment because of unresolved factual disputes exacerbated
    by the truncated discovery period. He claimed that, since
    no depositions had been taken, a “vast sea of unresolved
    disputes” existed. J.A. 194. While it appears that deposi-
    tions were scheduled for Mr. Pirri and Ms. Cheek, Mr. Pirri
    had unilaterally postponed both depositions. Again, he re-
    hashed many arguments contained in the PAC, which had
    been rejected. During the pre-summary judgment confer-
    ence, Mr. Pirri’s counsel was initially amenable to a
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    dismissal with prejudice, but balked at conceding Defend-
    ants were entitled to summary judgment. Questioned
    about the evidence in support of Mr. Pirri’s claims, counsel
    provided none.
    The district court then set a summary judgment brief-
    ing schedule and provided Mr. Pirri’s counsel five days to
    file a letter indicating whether his client would concede the
    entry of summary judgment. Mr. Pirri’s counsel instead
    filed a letter renewing his motion to voluntarily dismiss the
    complaint. The letter also stated Mr. Pirri would continue
    to oppose summary judgment if the motion was not
    granted. Defendants opposed dismissal, pointing out how
    it directly contravened the district court’s order. Mr. Pirri
    responded that his letter requested dismissal with preju-
    dice. The district court agreed that Mr. Pirri did not com-
    ply with its order and directed Mr. Pirri to either consent
    to summary judgment or oppose summary judgment on a
    good-faith basis. Mr. Pirri consented to summary judg-
    ment, which the district court granted in Defendants’ fa-
    vor.
    Defendants moved for attorneys’ fees under 
    35 U.S.C. § 285
    , 
    28 U.S.C. § 1927
    , and the district court’s inherent
    authority. Rather than requesting fees for the entire suit,
    Defendants only sought fees starting in October 2019,
    when document discovery closed. The district court
    granted Defendants’ motion after determining, in no uncer-
    tain terms, the case was exceptional:
    •   Indeed, in the [district court]’s more than eight-
    and-one-half years on the bench, Mr. Pirri’s fil-
    ings stand apart from those of other failed civil
    plaintiffs for the sheer lack of colorable factual
    (or legal) support; for their tendentious, bizarre,
    non-responsive and caustically accusatory ar-
    guments; and for their disregard for, and selec-
    tive presentation of, evidence.
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    District Court Op. at *11. It found Mr. Pirri’s arguments
    were often objectively unreasonable, baseless, or frivolous.
    As an example, the district court recounted Mr. Pirri’s
    claim that Ms. Cheek intended to “out” him as a homosex-
    ual man. 
    Id.
     Those claims focused on a single social media
    post in which Ms. Cheek sought to highlight Mr. Pirri and
    his counsel’s conduct: “[f]rom this day forward, my mission
    will be the following . . . [t]o ‘out’ this case, this man and
    his law firm to the world.” J.A. 257. Mr. Pirri latched onto
    one word in that post, “out,” to craft defamation and hate-
    crime allegations. In fact, the district court noted Mr. Pirri
    failed to provide any evidence showing Defendants knew of
    his sexual orientation. District Court Op. at *11 n.4. The
    district court went on to describe other examples of out-
    landish allegations based on factual misrepresentations.
    
    Id.
     at *11–12. In light of that conduct and based on its in-
    timate familiarity with the parties and record, the district
    court awarded fees under § 285. Id. at *12. Because Mr.
    Fairchild, as Mr. Pirri’s counsel, prepared, signed, and
    filed all the relevant submissions, the district court held
    that it was appropriate for him to bear the liability for the
    fees. Id. Mr. Pirri appeals. We have jurisdiction under 
    28 U.S.C. § 1295
    (a)(1).
    DISCUSSION
    I
    A “court in exceptional cases may award reasonable at-
    torney fees to the prevailing party.” 
    35 U.S.C. § 285
    . “[A]n
    ‘exceptional’ case is simply one that stands out from others
    with respect to the substantive strength of a party’s litigat-
    ing position (considering both the governing law and the
    facts of the case) or the unreasonable manner in which the
    case was litigated.” Octane Fitness, LLC v. ICON Health
    & Fitness, Inc., 
    572 U.S. 545
    , 554 (2014). A district court
    “determine[s] whether a case is ‘exceptional’ in the case-by-
    case exercise of [its] discretion, considering the totality of
    the circumstances.” Highmark Inc. v. Allcare Health
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    Mgmt. Sys., Inc., 
    572 U.S. 559
    , 561 (2014). Accordingly, we
    “review all aspects of a district court’s § 285 determination
    for abuse of discretion.” Id.
    The district court did not abuse its discretion in award-
    ing fees. It found that Mr. Pirri’s arguments below were
    neither grounded in fact nor supported by law. In reaching
    that finding, the district court noted how Mr. Pirri regu-
    larly removed statements from their context and twisted
    them to support outlandish accusations, e.g., his baseless
    “outing” allegation. The district court also noted how
    Mr. Pirri continued to push frivolous arguments after the
    district court had definitively rejected them. Despite the
    district court’s denial of his motion to amend his complaint,
    Mr. Pirri relied on defamation allegations in that com-
    plaint to excuse his own inability to complete discovery.
    The district court described how Mr. Pirri continued that
    conduct through the very end of the litigation. Having
    dealt with Mr. Pirri at every stage, the district court was
    in the best position to evaluate whether fees were war-
    ranted. And we see no reason to set aside the district
    court’s exercise of its discretion on that point. We thus af-
    firm the district court’s grant of fees.
    II
    As noted, Defendants request their appellate attorneys’
    fees and double costs. Docket No. 26. They argue
    Mr. Pirri’s appeal is frivolous as filed and as argued. Id.
    Mr. Pirri opposes, contending that “Counsel for Ms. Cheek
    (‘Counselor Goodwin’) files frivolous sanctions motions as
    regularly as other people drink coffee.” Docket No. 30 at 1.
    In addition to opposing Defendants’ request for appellate
    fees, Mr. Pirri “requests that Ms. Cheek and Counselor
    Goodwin pay reasonable costs, including attorneys’ fees, for
    the entire appeal for bringing this frivolous motion after
    cheating before the [l]ower [c]ourt.” Id. Having considered
    all the parties’ filings, we hold Mr. Pirri’s appeal has been
    frivolously argued. We, therefore, grant Defendants’
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    request for fees and double costs. We also hold Mr. Pirri’s
    counsel, Mr. Fairchild, jointly and severally liable for those
    fees.
    “If a court of appeals determines that an appeal is friv-
    olous, it may, after a separately filed motion or notice from
    the court and reasonable opportunity to respond, award
    just damages and single or double costs to the appellee.”
    Fed. R. App. P. 38. Early in our history, we adopted a pol-
    icy of vigorously enforcing Rule 38. See Practice Note to
    Fed. R. App. P. 38 in Fed. Cir. Rules (citing Asberry v.
    United States, 
    692 F.2d 1378
     (Fed. Cir. 1982)). “Frivolous
    appeals waste both the public resources supplied to this
    court and the resources of prevailing litigants that must
    defend such frivolous actions.” Walker v. Health Int’l Corp.,
    
    845 F.3d 1148
    , 1156 (Fed. Cir. 2017).
    An appeal may be frivolous as filed or as argued. 
    Id. at 1154
    . “[A]n appeal is frivolous as filed when the judgment
    by the tribunal below was so plainly correct and the legal
    authority contrary to appellant’s position so clear that
    there really is no appealable issue.” 
    Id.
     “[A]n appeal is
    frivolous as argued when the appellant’s misconduct in ar-
    guing the appeal justifies such a holding.” 
    Id.
     (internal
    quotation omitted). “Such misconduct can include manu-
    facturing arguments by distorting the record, by disregard-
    ing or mischaracterizing the clear authority against its
    position, and by attempting to draw illogical deductions
    from the facts and the law.” 
    Id.
     (internal quotation omit-
    ted). When an appeal is frivolous as argued, we may hold
    a party’s counsel jointly and severally liable. 
    Id. at 1157
    .
    A
    Mr. Pirri’s appeal is frivolous as argued. Through his
    counsel, Mr. Pirri distorts the factual and legal bases for
    the district court’s fee award. He characterizes the district
    court as ruling on issues never raised or addressed below.
    And he leverages inapposite legal doctrines to make argu-
    ments that can only be described as baffling. Put simply,
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    Mr. Pirri’s merits briefing far exceeds the bounds of proper
    decorum. We only recount a few examples of misconduct
    here.
    First, Mr. Pirri argues “the [l]ower [c]ourt misapplied
    the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.” Appellant Reply Br.
    at 1. He claims the district court should not have consid-
    ered the Nadler Letter in awarding fees because Ms. Cheek
    “withheld” that letter in an act of “classic gamesmanship.”
    
    Id. at 1
    ; see also Appellant Br. at 27–29. He therefore ar-
    gues the Letter should have been excluded under Federal
    Rules of Civil Procedure 26 and 37.
    But Mr. Pirri distorts the district court’s treatment of
    the Nadler Letter. First, he never asked the court to ex-
    clude the letter. Second, the Nadler Letter was not with-
    held in an act of gamesmanship, but because it was not
    relevant to the inventorship claim, the only issue that re-
    mained in the case.. Third, Mr. Pirri never sought to com-
    pel production of the Nadler Letter pursuant to Rule 37, so
    how can it be that the court somehow erred in its treatment
    of the letter under Rule 37? Finally, it was actually Mr.
    Pirri, not Ms. Cheek, who first attempted to rely upon the
    letter. Mr. Pirri and his counsel cited the Nadler Letter to
    support his fees opposition. J.A. 225–26; see also, e.g., J.A.
    225 (Mr. Pirri’s Opposition to § 285 Fees Motion), 261
    (State-Court Complaint). In fact, Mr. Pirri purported to
    quote from the letter in his filings to the court. See, e.g.,
    J.A. 225 (“For instance, Defendant sent a letter to Con-
    gressman Nadler where she stated that Plaintiff Pirri
    thought of ‘her idea while in a mental facility.’”); J.A. 261
    (“The tweet recounts how Defendant Cheek sent a letter to
    Congressman Jerry Nadler in which it states that Plaintiff
    Pirri thought of ‘her idea while in a mental facility.’”). 2 Mr.
    2 he Nadler Letter makes clear that Mr. Pirri’s
    claims about the content of the letter were completely in-
    accurate. J.A. 287. Ms. Cheek was expressing concerns
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    Pirri and his counsel made these representations about the
    Nadler Letter to the court despite having never seen it. It
    is unsurprising that Ms. Cheek would submit it in rebuttal
    to refute the entirely unsubstantiated and false assertions
    about its content.
    Mr. Pirri’s claims that the district court erred in grant-
    ing attorneys’ fees because it misapplied Rues 26 and 37
    are completely frivolous. Nothing about the order on ap-
    peal, which awarded attorneys’ fees to Defendants, relates
    to Rules 26 or 37.
    Mr. Pirri next argues the district court misapplied ju-
    dicial estoppel and collateral estoppel. Appellant Reply Br.
    at 1–2. With respect to his judicial estoppel claims, he con-
    tends that Defendants took inconsistent positions by first
    arguing against Mr. Pirri’s motion for leave to amend and
    then “litigat[ing] the state claims in the abbreviated brief-
    ing of a motion under 35 USC [sic] § 285.” Appellant Reply
    Br. at 2. With respect to the collateral estoppel claims,
    Mr. Pirri argues the district court “first held that the tort
    claims needed their own discovery and a full lawsuit. Yet,
    it radically changed course and dismissed them all without
    allowing for any discovery.” Id. Both of these arguments
    relate to a broader theme in Mr. Pirri’s briefing: that the
    district court somehow “effectively dismissed an entirely
    separate lawsuit which it had denied jurisdiction over.” Ap-
    pellant Br. at 10. He claims that he “was never given any
    notice that the allegations of [his] state court complaint
    might be dismissed by the same court that previously de-
    nied jurisdiction over them.” Id. at 12 (emphasis added).
    Again, Mr. Pirri distorts the district court’s actions.
    That court could not have “misapplied judicial estoppel”
    when it did not, and was never asked to, apply that
    about large companies using her invention without permis-
    sion. i.e., “efficient infringement.” Id.
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    doctrine. Likewise, the district court could not have “mis-
    applied collateral estoppel.” While Mr. Pirri raised collat-
    eral estoppel below, he did so in a very different context.
    He claimed the district court was estopped from awarding
    fees under § 285 because it had previously denied Defend-
    ants’ motion for Rule 11 sanctions. No similar argument is
    raised on appeal. Instead, Mr. Pirri claims the district
    court was estopped from awarding fees because it dis-
    missed his state law claims for want of jurisdiction. Those
    arguments are fundamentally different. Finally, the dis-
    trict court did not, and could not, dismiss Mr. Pirri’s co-
    pending state court action. It denied Mr. Pirri leave to
    amend his complaint to add those allegations, but it en-
    couraged him to file in state court: “Mr. Pirri, of course, is
    at liberty to pursue [the PAC] claims in a separate action,
    in a court of competent jurisdiction.” J.A. 143. It did, of
    course, rely on misrepresentations of fact contained in
    Mr. Pirri’s PAC to support its award of fees. But recogniz-
    ing misrepresentations of fact does not amount to a dismis-
    sal under any relevant rule of civil procedure. Mr. Pirri’s
    claims on appeal related to judicial and collateral estoppel
    are completely frivolous and consistently misrepresent the
    record and holdings below.
    Mr. Pirri also claims “the [l]ower [c]ourt violated Sec-
    ond Circuit case law on sanctions against attorneys.” Ap-
    pellant Reply Br. at 1. Specifically, he claims “the [l]ower
    [c]ourt never provided any notice that it would sanction
    Mr. Pirri’s attorney for arguing that Ms. Cheeks’ behavior
    had crossed the line.” Appellant Br. at 30. But Defendants’
    motion for fees makes clear that it sought fees from
    Mr. Fairchild personally:
    •   Defendants Cheek and Cheek’d Inc. . . . seek to
    recover attorney’s fees incurred by them after
    document discovery . . . against plaintiff
    and/or his counsel under 35 U.S.C. 285, 28
    U.S.C. 1927, and the [c]ourt’s inherent power.”
    ...
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    J.A. 220 (emphasis added). Any reasonable, competent at-
    torney would be on notice of the potential for personal fee
    liability. The district court was not required to explain
    such a clear request to Mr. Pirri or his counsel before
    awarding fees and holding Mr. Fairchild liable.
    As these examples show, Mr. Pirri mischaracterizes
    the district court’s actions in an effort to make frivolous ar-
    guments for reversal. Mr. Fairchild signed off on each of
    these arguments. We have sanctioned parties for far less.
    See, e.g., In re Violation of Rule 38, 
    647 F.3d 1370
    , 1373
    (Fed. Cir. 2011) (sanctioning party for raising eight frivo-
    lous issues on appeal); Finch v. Hughes Aircraft Co., 
    926 F.2d 1574
    , 1583 (Fed. Cir. 1991) (awarding double costs be-
    cause the appellant’s “decision to file this appeal c[ould
    have] only be[en] seen as a frivolous waste of the resources
    of this court and of the time and money of his hapless op-
    ponent” where there were multiple grounds to affirm the
    underlying opinion, each of which “would be sufficient to
    require affirmance”). Thus, Mr. Pirri’s merits briefing
    alone justify sanction.
    B
    But Mr. Pirri and Mr. Fairchild’s conduct gets worse.
    In opposing Defendants’ motion for appellate fees,
    Mr. Pirri abandoned any remaining semblance of decorum.
    He, again, raises arguments that were not briefed or ruled
    upon below. See, e.g., Docket No. 30 at 8–10 (seeking dis-
    covery sanctions, which were not sought below). But he
    goes further, devolving into unfounded personal attacks
    against Defendants and their counsel. Such accusations
    have no place in our judicial system.
    Mr. Pirri’s opposition brief repeatedly takes aim at De-
    fendants and their counsel on a personal level:
    •    “Counsel for Ms. Cheek (‘Counselor Goodwin’)
    files frivolous sanctions motions as regularly as
    other people drink coffee.” Docket No. 30 at 1.
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    •   “[Mr. Goodwin] finally won [a fees motion be-
    low] by cheating.” 
    Id.
     (bolded and underlined
    in original).
    •   “Appellant requests that Ms. Cheek and Coun-
    selor Goodwin pay reasonable costs, including
    attorneys’ fees, for the entire appeal for bring-
    ing this frivolous motion after cheating before
    the Lower Court.” 
    Id.
    •   “In the Appellee’s Responsive Brief, Counselor
    Goodwin claims that he included the Nadler
    Letter ‘to rebut, and only to rebut, the false al-
    legations made by [Mr.] Pirri in his opposition
    to his motion.’ This is an outright lie.” Id. at
    5 (internal citation omitted; bolded and under-
    lined in original).
    •   “Put simply, Counsellor [sic] Goodwin cheated
    to win.” Id. at 6.
    •   “Appellee’s motion is beyond frivolous. Appellee
    and her counsel ‘double down’ on their cheating
    before the Lower Court and the lackluster, ane-
    mic arguments conveyed in the Appellee’s
    Brief.” Id. at 9.
    •   “Counselor Goodwin cheated to win.” Id. at 9.
    •   “Counselor Goodwin’s gamesmanship is excep-
    tional.” Id. at 10.
    •   Sanctioning Defendants “is a [sic] reasonable in
    light of the fact that they cheated to win.” Id.
    •   “Counselor Goodwin routinely files frivolous
    sanctions motions and this is no different.” Id.
    at 11.
    None of those accusations have a basis in fact. No evidence
    has been presented that Defendants made frivolous argu-
    ments, cheated, or lied. Indeed, they patiently responded
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    to Mr. Pirri’s shifting-sands, unfounded accusations. We
    have sanctioned counsel under Rule 38 in similar circum-
    stances, when counsel lofted serious accusations against
    opposing counsel without support:
    •    Particularly troubling are Walker’s baseless as-
    sertions of misconduct against his opposing
    counsel and continued misrepresentation of
    clear, binding Supreme Court precedent even
    after the distortion was pointed out by opposing
    counsel. The continued misrepresentation
    standing alone is a very serious matter that
    could warrant sanctions.
    Walker v. Health Int’l Corp., 
    845 F.3d 1148
    , 1157 (Fed. Cir.
    2017) (awarding entire requested amount of sanctions,
    $51,801.88 and holding counsel jointly and severally lia-
    ble).
    C
    We also note that the fact that the appeal includes the
    wisp of an argument that may be colorable is not a basis
    for denying fees. Here, Mr. Pirri contends that a fee award
    was inappropriate because “Ms. Cheek litigated in a ‘highly
    unreasonable’ manner” by allegedly making inappropriate
    out-of-court statements. Appellant’s Br. 5. Attorneys’ fees
    under § 285 are judged by the “totality of the circum-
    stances.” Octane Fitness, LLC v. ICON Health & Fitness,
    Inc., 
    572 U.S. 545
    , 554 (2014). Mr. Pirri points out that a
    party’s out-of-court conduct has been found to be relevant
    in at least one district court case applying a different fees
    provision. See Edwards v. Vemma Nutrition, No. 17-2133,
    
    2019 WL 5684192
    , at *9 (D. Az. 2019) (“The Court finds
    that [plaintiff’s] out-of-court conduct in personally leaving
    hostile messages for [a defendant] weighs in favor of
    awarding fees”). Mr. Pirri alleges that during litigation
    Ms. Cheek described him as “a scammer, grifter and troll”
    to a journalist and retweeted “a disturbing statement” stat-
    ing that Mr. Pirri “thought of her idea while staying in a
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    Mental Facility.” Appellant’s Br. 18–19. However, Mr.
    Pirri provided no admissible evidence that Ms. Cheek made
    the alleged statement to the journalist or that she adopted
    the statement by retweeting it. In any event, even if we
    were to treat this one argument as colorable, it is well-es-
    tablished that making multiple frivolous arguments can-
    not be excused by the fact that the appeal included a single
    non-frivolous argument. See S.R. Mercantile Corp. v. Malo-
    ney, 
    909 F.2d 79
    , 83 (2d Cir. 1990) (awarding sanctions pur-
    suant to Fed. R. App. P. 38 because, “[e]ven if we give
    [appellant] the benefit of the doubt and find a hint of a valid
    issue in his claim . . ., sanctions would still be appropriate
    because the bulk of his claims are completely devoid of
    merit”); Granado v. C.I.R., 
    792 F.2d 91
    , 94 (7th Cir. 1986)
    (“We also find that sanctions by this court are appropriate.
    Although appellant raised one nonfrivolous argument, 22
    of the 24 pages of his opening brief are devoted to frivolous
    arguments.”); see also Fox v. Vice, 
    563 U.S. 826
    , 834 (2011)
    (addressing fees awarded under 
    42 U.S.C. § 1988
     and ex-
    plaining that “the presence of reasonable allegations in a
    suit does not immunize the plaintiff against paying for the
    fees that his frivolous claims imposed”).
    D
    For the foregoing reasons, we hold that Defendants are
    entitled to appellate fees and double costs. We do not
    award sanctions lightly, but Mr. Pirri’s conduct, effected
    through his counsel, is egregious. And it justifies such ex-
    ceptional sanctions. Because Mr. Pirri’s vexatious conduct
    flowed through his counsel, we hold Mr. Pirri and Mr.
    Fairchild jointly and severally liable.
    CONCLUSION
    Because the district court did not abuse its discretion,
    we affirm. Because Mr. Pirri’s appeal is frivolous as ar-
    gued, we grant Defendants’ motion for fees and double
    costs. That sanction should be paid in the same way as
    costs. See Fed. Cir. R. 39.
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    AFFIRMED
    COSTS
    Appellate fees and double costs to Defendants.