Lamb v. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives ( 2022 )


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  •                              UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
    FRANK EUGENE LAMB, III,
    Plaintiff,
    v.                                             Civil Action No. 20-3036 (TJK)
    BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO,
    FIREARMS AND EXPLOSIVES et al.,
    Defendants.
    MEMORANDUM OPINION
    Plaintiff Frank Eugene Lamb, III, has, for the second time, sued the Department of Home-
    land Security and several components of the Department of Justice, alleging a three-decades-long
    conspiracy between those agencies, Lamb’s father, three states, and the Federal Republic of Ger-
    many, to surveil, defame, and maliciously prosecute Lamb. Defendants have moved to dismiss,
    arguing that the Court lacks jurisdiction and that, even if the Court has jurisdiction over certain
    claims, Lamb has failed to state a claim on which relief can be granted. For the reasons explained
    below, the Court will grant the motion to dismiss for lack of jurisdiction.
    I.     Background
    Lamb alleges that he has suffered many hardships over the last thirty years, all at the hands
    of four defendant federal agencies: the Department of Homeland Security (“DHS”); the Bureau of
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (“ATF”); the Federal Bureau of Investigation (“FBI”);
    and the Drug Enforcement Administration (“DEA”).
    According to Lamb’s complaint, his troubles started in Texas. There, he claims, Defend-
    ants “conspired” with Lamb’s “father to commit extortion and defamation against a lawyer” who
    either lived or worked in College Station, Texas. ECF No. 1 ¶¶ 11, 13. Because Lamb would not
    participate in the agencies’ “illegal activities,” which supposedly included using “false information
    provided by informants,” Lamb says that he was accused of lying during an investigation and
    “forced to leave Texas and move to New Mexico in 1999.” Id. ¶¶ 13–16.
    After living in New Mexico for nearly a decade, Lamb says that he tried to “prosecute
    members of the judicial system of the state of New Mexico.” ECF No. 1 ¶¶ 17–18. Lamb does
    not explain why he wanted to prosecute individuals in New Mexico’s judicial system—or exactly
    how he planned to do so—but he alleges that, because of his efforts, “Defendants attempted to sell
    [him] an automatic weapon to accuse him of committing a crime.” Id. ¶ 19. Defendants also
    “conspired with the states of New Mexico, Arizona, and Washington to falsify court records, med-
    ical records, and perform investigations in retaliation for” Lamb’s prosecutorial efforts. Id. ¶ 20.
    Lamb further alleges that Defendants persuaded his professors at the University of New Mexico
    to “lower his grades.” Id. ¶ 21. And Lamb says that they used “false information” about Lamb’s
    ex-wife and his ex-wife’s family, which caused Lamb to be “falsely accused of domestic violence
    by” his ex-wife. Id. ¶ 22.
    As a result of Defendants’ alleged actions in New Mexico, Lamb moved to Arizona. ECF
    No. 1 ¶ 23. There, he claims, “sheriff Joe Arpaio began investigations that continued” those con-
    ducted in New Mexico by DHS, ATF, FBI, and DEA. Id. ¶ 24. Lamb says that he looked for an
    attorney to hire, but the same agencies had contacted “all local attorney[s] . . . to encourage them
    not to represent” Lamb. Id. ¶ 25. Lamb says that he then filed “formal complaints with Robert
    Mueller (FBI), Eric Holder with [DOJ], and Janet Napolitano (DHS),” and moved to the state of
    Washington. Id. ¶ 26. At one point, Lamb apparently tried to enter Canada but was “denied entry”
    because of his criminal history, which he claims the agencies “falsified.” Id. ¶ 27. Eventually,
    because of Defendants’ “malicious prosecutions,” Lamb alleges he “was forced to leave the United
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    States” entirely, and so “went to Russia, Latvia, and then Germany.” Id. ¶ 28. But according to
    the complaint, Defendants still did not leave him alone. Lamb claims that the agencies “start[ed]
    investigations with the German Polizei” and that he was a victim of mistreatment within the “Ger-
    man Asylum” program. Id. ¶¶ 29–31.
    Lamb later returned to the United States, where he claims that “investigations were began
    in the attempt to manipulate records and falsely accuse [Lamb] of being involved in drug manu-
    facturing and distribution.” ECF No. 1 ¶ 32–33. As a result, Lamb then went back to Germany,
    but investigations continued there, this time “involving . . . Sherriff Joe Arpaio.” Id. ¶ 34. So
    Lamb ultimately moved to Ukraine, where he lives today. Id. ¶ 35.
    In 2019, Lamb sued Defendants over these allegations, seeking monetary damages. See
    Lamb v. ATF et al., No. 19-cv-1703. Lamb claimed that the agencies were liable under 
    42 U.S.C. § 1983
     for malicious prosecution, failure to properly screen and hire, failure to properly train, and
    failure to supervise and discipline. He also claimed that the agencies were liable under the Federal
    Tort Claims Act, known as the FTCA. Lamb listed claims for negligence and intentional infliction
    of emotional distress separate from his FTCA claim, but both sounded in tort. The court dismissed
    the case, sua sponte, for two reasons. First, the court explained that Section 1983 only concerns
    acts taken under the color of state law; it does not render the federal government liable for “con-
    stitutional tort claims.” Lamb, No. 19-cv-1703, ECF No. 4 at 2 (D.D.C. July 3, 2019) (quoting
    FDIC v. Meyer, 
    510 U.S. 471
    , 478 (1994)). Second, Lamb did not allege that he exhausted his
    administrative remedies, a jurisdictional requirement to bring a claim under the FTCA. 
    Id.
     at 2–
    3. The Circuit affirmed. See Lamb v. ATF et al., 790 F. App’x 222 (D.C. Cir. 2020) (Mem.).
    In 2020, Lamb sued again, bringing the same claims against the same agencies for the same
    conduct and seeking the same monetary damages. See ECF No. 1. The only difference is that
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    Lamb now alleges that in February 2020, he “timely submitted administrative claims to” the de-
    fendant agencies, and because six months had elapsed without a decision on those claims, he has
    “met all of the administrative requirements of the [FTCA].” 
    Id.
     ¶¶ 8–10. The agencies moved to
    dismiss. See ECF No. 16.
    II.     Legal Standard
    A motion to dismiss under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(1) “presents a threshold
    challenge to the court’s jurisdiction.” Haase v. Sessions, 
    835 F.2d 902
    , 906 (D.C. Cir. 1987). As
    federal courts are courts of limited jurisdiction, it is “presumed that a cause lies outside this limited
    jurisdiction.” Kokkonen v. Guardian Life Ins. Co., 
    511 U.S. 375
    , 377 (1994). Thus, when faced
    with a motion to dismiss under Rule 12(b)(1), “the plaintiff bears the burden of establishing juris-
    diction by a preponderance of the evidence.” Moran v. U.S. Capitol Police Bd., 
    820 F. Supp. 2d 48
    , 53 (D.D.C. 2011) (citing Lujan v. Defenders of Wildlife, 
    504 U.S. 555
    , 561 (1992)). In review-
    ing such a motion, while the Court is not limited to the allegations in the complaint and may con-
    sider materials outside the pleadings, the Court must “accept all of the factual allegations in [the]
    complaint as true.” Jerome Stevens Pharm., Inc. v. FDA, 
    402 F.3d 1249
    , 1253 (D.C. Cir. 2005)
    (alteration in original) (quoting United States v. Gaubert, 
    499 U.S. 315
    , 327 (1991)).
    III.    Analysis
    Defendants argue that Lamb’s complaint should be dismissed for several reasons. First,
    they say that the Court lacks jurisdiction over Lamb’s claims because the claims are patently in-
    substantial, and the United States has not waived sovereign immunity for them. If the Court has
    jurisdiction over any of Lamb’s claims, then Defendants contend that the only claims even possibly
    exhausted were those for intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence, and Lamb’s
    complaint does not state a claim for either. In response, Lamb argues among other things that the
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    Court should allow him to amend his complaint to fix any deficiencies. But the Court agrees with
    Defendants that it lacks jurisdiction and that allowing Lamb to amend his complaint would be
    futile. Thus, it will dismiss.
    A.      Lamb’s Claims Are Patently Insubstantial
    The Court first finds that it lacks jurisdiction because Lamb’s claims are “patently insub-
    stantial.” Tooley v. Napolitano, 
    586 F.3d 1006
    , 1009–10 (D.C. Cir. 2009). As the D.C. Circuit
    has explained, “[f]ederal courts are without power to entertain claims otherwise within their juris-
    diction if [the claims] are so attenuated and unsubstantial as to be absolutely devoid of merit.” Ord
    v. District of Columbia, 
    587 F.3d 1136
    , 1144 (D.C. Cir. 2009) (cleaned up) (quoting Hagans v.
    Lavine, 
    415 U.S. 528
    , 536 (1974)). Patently insubstantial claims are “flimsier than doubtful or
    questionable—they must be essentially fictitious.” 
    Id.
     (cleaned up). “Claims that are ‘essentially
    fictious’ include those that allege bizarre conspiracy theories, fantastic government manipulations
    of the will or mind, or any sort of supernatural intervention.” Bickford v. United States, 
    808 F. Supp. 2d 175
    , 179 (D.D.C. 2011) (cleaned up).
    Lamb’s claims fall within the realm of “bizarre conspiracy theories” that warrant dismissal.
    Lamb claims that, over the course of the last 30 years, four federal agencies have conspired with
    his father, three states, and Germany to surveil, defame, and maliciously prosecute him. ECF No.
    1 ¶¶ 1, 15, 20, 31. According to Lamb, it all started when he refused to participate in his father’s
    and the agencies’ “illegal” attempts to extort and defame an attorney in Texas. 
    Id.
     ¶ 12–14. Be-
    cause he refused to participate, Lamb says Defendants forced him to move out of Texas. 
    Id. ¶ 16
    .
    Lamb next claims that, nearly one decade later, the same agencies targeted him because he tried
    to “prosecute” members of the New Mexico judicial system. 
    Id. ¶ 20
    . This time, Defendants
    apparently “conspired with the states of New Mexico, Arizona, and Washington to falsify court
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    records, medical records,” and later criminal records, which caused Lamb’s denial of entry into
    Canada. 
    Id. ¶¶ 20, 27
    . The agencies’ retaliatory efforts also supposedly included trying to sell
    Lamb an automatic weapon so that the agencies could accuse him of a crime, persuading Lamb’s
    professors to lower his grades, and convincing local attorneys in Arizona not to represent him.
    
    Id. ¶¶ 19, 21, 25
    . Lamb further blames his ex-wife’s accusations of domestic violence against him
    on the agencies’ use of “false information.” 
    Id. ¶ 22
    . And Lamb claims that the agencies worked
    with German police to continue maliciously investigating him while he lived overseas, and he
    suggests that these investigations led to his mistreatment in the “German Asylum program.” 
    Id.
    ¶¶ 29–31.
    The Court takes as true at this stage that Lamb’s various misfortunes—denial of entry into
    Canada, lower grades, difficulty finding a lawyer, issues with his ex-wife, and mistreatment in
    Germany—all happened. But Lamb has offered “no facts or circumstances to suggest that those
    misfortunes occurred because agents of the federal government have been” falsifying records, sur-
    veilling him, or investigating him—only conclusory statements. Riles v. Geithner, 
    693 F. Supp. 2d 1
    , 3 (D.D.C. 2009). In the end, Lamb’s woes amount to nothing but “a series of unconnected
    events” strung together “to support [Lamb’s] conclusion that []he has been singled out for harass-
    ment by the government.” Curran v. Holder, 
    626 F. Supp. 2d 30
    , 34 (D.D.C. 2009). And “[c]ourts
    in this circuit have held that claims of a widespread conspiracy cannot go forward when a plaintiff
    offers only a laundry list of wrongful acts and conclusory allegations to support [his] theory of
    conspiracy.” Shao v. Roberts, No. 18-cv-1233 (RC), 
    2019 WL 249855
    , at *16 (D.D.C. Jan. 17,
    2019) (cleaned up), aff’d sub nom., No. 19-5014, 
    2019 WL 3955710
     (D.C. Cir. July 31, 2019),
    and aff’d, No. 19-5014, 
    2019 WL 11340269
     (D.C. Cir. Nov. 13, 2019); see also Wightman-Cer-
    vantes v. Mueller, 
    750 F. Supp. 2d 76
    , 79 (D.D.C. 2010) (dismissing for lack of subject-matter
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    jurisdiction a complaint “alleg[ing] a wide-ranging conspiracy among high-ranking state and fed-
    eral officials” when the “factual allegations [were] conclusory and unsupported”).
    Lamb contends that his claims are not “patently insubstantial,” but his argument is based
    largely on circular reasoning. He starts out by arguing that his claims are not “patently insubstan-
    tial” because that label applies only when a case is “essentially fictitious, wholly insubstantial,
    obviously frivolous, and obviously without merit.” ECF No. 19 at 10. That is true, but unhelpful
    for Lamb. At one point, Lamb suggests that his claims are not “patently insubstantial” because
    they are based on a “legal theory put forward by a Justice of th[e] [Supreme] Court and uncontra-
    dicted by the majority in any of [its] cases.” 
    Id.
     10–11 (cleaned up). But the case Lamb cites for
    this argument, Shapiro v. McManus, 
    577 U.S. 39
    , 45–46 (2015), concerns the concept of “consti-
    tutionally insubstantial,” which arises in a different context and concerns whether a plaintiff’s legal
    theory has been foreclosed by precedent. While there are problems with Lamb’s legal theories—
    and they are explained below—the patent frivolity of Lamb’s claims stems from his underlying
    allegations, which purport to describe a three-decades-long bizarre conspiracy between federal
    agencies, Lamb’s father, several states, and Germany. And, contrary to Lamb’s arguments, his
    bald assertions that he “was forced to leave the US and spent nearly three years in the German
    Asylum program” do not support the existence of this grand conspiracy or otherwise “show[] that
    [Lamb’s] claims are not insubstantial.” ECF No. 19 at 11. For these reasons, Lamb’s claims are
    patently insubstantial, and so the Court will dismiss the complaint.
    B.      Defendants Have Not Waived Sovereign Immunity for Lamb’s Claims
    Even if Lamb’s claims were not so obviously frivolous, the Court would still dismiss for
    lack of jurisdiction because Defendants have not waived sovereign immunity for them. The Su-
    preme Court has made clear that neither the United States nor its agencies can “be sued without
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    [the United States’] consent and that the existence of consent is a prerequisite for jurisdiction.”
    United States v. Mitchell, 
    463 U.S. 206
    , 212 (1983); see also Fed. Deposit Ins. Corp. v. Meyer,
    
    510 U.S. 471
    , 475 (1994) (“Absent a waiver, sovereign immunity shields the Federal Government
    and its agencies from suit.”). Lamb invokes 
    42 U.S.C. § 1983
     and the FTCA, but Defendants have
    not waived sovereign immunity for these claims. And in the case of his FTCA claims, even if
    Lamb had sued the right party—the United States—the Court would still have to dismiss them
    because the United States has not waived sovereign immunity for unexhausted claims like Lamb’s.
    1.     
    42 U.S.C. § 1983
    Lamb’s complaint, as with the one he filed in 2019, seeks “money damages against four
    federal government agencies alleging deprivations of his constitutional rights under 
    42 U.S.C. § 1983
    .” Lamb, 790 F. App’x at 222. He brings claims under Section 1983 for “Malicious Pros-
    ecution in Violation of the Fourteenth Amendment” (Count 1), “Failure to Properly Screen and
    Hire” (Count 5), “Failure to Properly Train Against Defendants” (Count 6), and “Failure to Super-
    vise and Discipline” (Count 7). ECF No. 1 ¶¶ 37–81. But as the court explained in dismissing
    Lamb’s last case, Section 1983 bars the deprivation of rights by individuals acting under the color
    of state law. Lamb, No. 19-cv-1703, ECF No. 4 at 2. “By its terms, [it] does not apply to any
    federal government entity or to federal officials acting under federal law.” Way v. Johnson, 
    893 F. Supp. 2d 15
    , 22 (D.D.C. 2012); see also Settles v. U.S. Parole Comm’n, 
    429 F.3d 1098
    , 1104
    (D.C. Cir. 2005) (cited by Lamb, 790 F. App’x at 222). Accordingly, it does not “waive the United
    States’ sovereign immunity.” Dye v. United States, 
    516 F. Supp. 2d 61
    , 71 (D.D.C. 2007); see
    also Partovi v. Matuszewski, 
    647 F. Supp. 2d 13
    , 17–18 (D.D.C. 2009), aff’d, No. 09-5334, 2010
    
    8 WL 3521597
     (D.C. Cir. Sept. 2, 2010). Lamb does not argue otherwise.1 Thus, Defendants have
    not waived sovereign immunity for Lamb’s Section 1983 claims, and they must be dismissed.
    2.      Federal Tort Claims Act
    Lamb’s three remaining claims should be assessed under the FTCA. Count 2 is captioned
    “Violation of 
    28 U.S.C. § 2680
    ,” referencing a section of the FTCA. ECF No. 1 ¶¶ 49–51. Mean-
    while, Counts 3 and 4 are for negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. 
    Id.
     ¶¶ 52–
    60. Neither Count 3 nor Count 4 references the FTCA specifically, but both sound in tort. And
    “[w]hen a plaintiff seeks monetary damages against a federal agency for certain torts committed
    by federal employees, the only possible basis for court jurisdiction would be the [FTCA].” Epps
    v. U.S. Att’y Gen., 
    575 F. Supp. 2d 232
    , 238 (D.D.C. 2008); see also Johnson v. Veterans Affs.
    Med. Ctr., 
    133 F. Supp. 3d 10
    , 15 (D.D.C. 2015) (describing the FTCA as “the exclusive remedy”
    for plaintiffs seeking “monetary damages against a federal agency for torts”).
    The FTCA “is a limited waiver of the United States’ sovereign immunity and renders the
    Federal Government liable to the same extent as a private party for certain torts of its employees
    committed within the scope of their employment.” GAF Corp. v. United States, 
    818 F.2d 901
    , 904
    (D.C. Cir. 1987); 
    28 U.S.C. § 2674
    . That said, “the United States may define the terms upon which
    it may be sued and absent full compliance with the conditions the Government has placed upon its
    waiver, courts lack jurisdiction to entertain tort claims against it.” GAF Corp., 
    818 F.2d at 904
    (footnote omitted). There are at least two such conditions for FTCA claims that Lamb’s claims do
    not meet.
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    Lamb instead states that he “intended” to amend his complaint to include a request for relief
    “other than money damages,” and he then cites the Administrative Procedure Act (“APA”), 
    5 U.S.C. § 701
    , et seq., instead of Section 1983. ECF No. 19 at 12. But as the Court explains below,
    this attempt to amend his complaint through an opposition brief fails.
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    To start, an “FTCA claim must be against the United States.” Johnson, 133 F. Supp. 3d at
    16; see also Goddard v. D.C. Redev. Land Agency, 
    287 F.2d 343
    , 345–46 (D.C. Cir. 1961). “Even
    if a federal agency may sue and be sued in its own name, FTCA claims against that federal agency
    are barred.” Johnson, 133 F. Supp. 3d at 16 (citing 
    28 U.S.C. § 2679
    (a)). Yet Lamb has named
    only federal agencies as defendants. That is usually “reason alone” to dismiss his FTCA claims
    “for lack of subject matter jurisdiction.” Cox v. Sec’y of Lab., 
    739 F. Supp. 28
    , 29 (D.D.C. 1990).
    That said, courts often do not hold such a pleading defect against a pro se plaintiff like Lamb. See,
    e.g., Bell v. U.S. Dep’t of Just., No. 18-cv-2928 (TJK), 
    2019 WL 2931334
    , at *3 n.3 (D.D.C. Jul.
    8, 2019); Chandler v. Fed. Bureau of Prisons, 
    226 F. Supp. 3d 1
    , 5 n.3 (D.D.C. 2016) (“Even
    though this pro se plaintiff has not named the United States as a party, the Court overlooks this
    pleading defect and instead treats plaintiff's claim as if it had been brought against the United
    States directly.”).
    But there is another problem with Lamb’s FTCA claims that would warrant dismissal even
    if Lamb had sued the United States: Lamb has not shown that he exhausted his administrative
    remedies before suing. The FTCA provides that a tort claim cannot be brought against the United
    States “unless the claimant . . . first presented the claim to the appropriate Federal agency and his
    claim shall have been finally denied by the agency[.]” 
    28 U.S.C. § 2675
    (a). This exhaustion
    requirement is also known as the FTCA’s “presentment requirement,” and it “is a ‘jurisdictional
    prerequisite to filing suit.’” Tookes v. United States, 811 F Supp. 2d 322, 331 (D.D.C. 2011)
    (quoting GAF Corp., 
    818 F.2d at 904
    ). In this Circuit, a claimant has properly presented his claim
    when he “provides the agency with (1) a written statement sufficiently describing the injury to
    enable the agency to begin its own investigation, and (2) a sum-certain damages claim.” Id.
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    (cleaned up). It is Lamb’s burden to show “by a preponderance of the evidence that he adminis-
    tratively exhausted his FTCA claim[s] . . . before commencing this action.” Hammond v. Fed.
    Bureau of Prisons, 
    740 F. Supp. 2d 105
    , 112 (D.D.C. 2010).
    Lamb has not shown that he properly presented, and thus exhausted, his FTCA claims
    against any Defendant. That failure is most apparent for Lamb’s claims against the FBI, ATF, and
    DEA. Those agencies submitted declarations explaining that a search of relevant records failed to
    reveal the receipt of any standard FTCA claim forms—known as a SF-95—or any other written
    notification of Lamb’s injuries or claim for monetary damages. See ECF No. 16-3 ¶¶ 3-5; ECF
    No. 16-4 ¶¶ 3-5; ECF No. 16-2 ¶¶ 6-7. In response, Lamb attaches an unsigned SF-95 addressed
    to the Department of Justice, FBI, DEA, and ATF, see ECF No. 19 at 22; a letter from the FBI
    dated March 23, 2021, see id. at 27; and what appear to be Lamb’s own follow-up letters sent in
    May 2020, id. at 21 & 26. But neither the SF-95 nor the follow up letters establishes that Lamb
    sent any form, much less that the agencies received one. And the FBI’s letter was from its “Internal
    Affairs Section,” suggesting that it did not understand any communication from Lamb to have
    been a claim for damages. See ECF No. 19 at 27. In sum, none of these documents shows by a
    preponderance of the evidence that Lamb administratively exhausted his FTCA claims against the
    FBI, ATF, and DEA. Thus, the Court has no jurisdiction over these claims, and they must be
    dismissed.
    That leaves DHS. The parties agree that Lamb presented a SF-95 and an attached letter to
    DHS in February 2020. See ECF No. 16-5 at 2–8. But that submission was insufficient even
    though “[t]he standard for sufficient notice under the FTCA is minimal.” Tookes, 
    811 F. Supp. 2d 11
    at 331.2 Claimants “are not required to substantiate their claims to the agency’s satisfaction.”
    Tsaknis v. United States, 
    517 F. Supp. 2d 295
    , 299 (D.D.C. 2007). But the claimant must submit
    “a written statement ‘sufficiently describing the injury to enable the agency to begin its own in-
    vestigation.’” 
    Id.
     (quoting GAF Corp., 
    818 F.2d at
    919–20). He “must assert facts such that the
    agency can assess the claim for settlement. Thus, whether a claimant has satisfied the presentment
    requirement depends on the facts set forth in the administrative claim[.]” Smith v. United States,
    
    157 F. Supp. 3d 32
    , 39 (D.D.C. 2016) (internal citation omitted).
    Lamb’s submission to DHS included few, if any, facts which the agency could have used
    to investigate and assess the sweeping claims in his complaint. In the space on the form where a
    claimant must state the nature of his claim, Lamb wrote: “[p]ersonal injury including libelous,
    slander, defamation, emotional suffering, mental distress[s,] fear, anxiety, and shame.” ECF No.
    16-5 at 2. Lamb also referred to an attached letter, 
    id.,
     but it is hardly any more helpful, 
    id. at 4
    .
    There, Lamb accuses DHS’s “former director” and “employees” of libel, slander, defamation, re-
    taliation, harassment, falsification of records, negligence, emotional distress, and mental anguish
    in only vague and conclusory terms. 
    Id.
     The letter speaks mostly about the acts of some “federal
    and states investigators,” rather than DHS officials specifically. 
    Id.
     And it gives no inclination
    about when any tortious conduct occurred—suggesting only that it happened sometime in the last
    10 years. 
    Id.
     In short, Lamb’s claim was “so vague or lacking in detail that” DHS could “[]not be
    2
    Defendants concede that the submission “arguably” exhausted Lamb’s claims against DHS “for
    libel, slander defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, some form of misrepresenta-
    tion, and negligence in connection to the government’s alleged investigation of him.” ECF No.
    16-1 at 15. But of course, the Court “has an independent obligation to determine whether subject-
    matter jurisdiction exists, even if not specifically raised by Defendant.” Smith v. United States,
    
    157 F. Supp. 3d 32
    , 40 (D.D.C. 2016) (citing Arbaugh v. Y&H Corp., 
    546 U.S. 500
    , 501 (2006)).
    And for the reasons explained above, it concludes that Lamb’s submission to DHS did not exhaust
    those claims.
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    expected to initiate any investigation at all.” Burchfield v. United States, 
    168 F.3d 1252
    , 1257
    (11th Cir. 1999); see also Tidd v. United States, 
    786 F.2d 1565
    , 1568 (11th Cir. 1986) (“For an
    agency to be able to initiate an investigation into a tort claim . . . it must be apprised of the location
    and approximate date of the incident.”); Romulus v. United States, 
    160 F.3d 131
    , 132 (2d Cir.
    1998) (“A claimant must provide more than conclusory statements which afford the agency in-
    volved no reasonable opportunity to investigate.”).
    To be sure, the Circuit has noted in dicta that when someone “makes a reasonable effort to
    notify the Government of a claim, and the Government fails to object to the adequacy of notice
    provided within the six-month period statutorily afforded to make final disposition of that claim,
    objections which might prove legitimate when raised timely would seem to lose weight.” GAF
    Corp., 
    818 F.2d at
    916 n.86. But that has not stopped courts in this district from evaluating the
    sufficiency of claims to which the agency did not respond within six months. See Tookes, 811 F.
    Supp. 2d at 325 (considering sufficiency of complaint); see also Smith, 157 F. Supp. 3d at 35, 39–
    40; but see Brandon Mill Manager, LLC v. United States, No. 20-cv-1279 (APM), 
    2021 WL 3722711
    , at *4–5 (D.D.C. Aug. 23, 2021) (finding that the court had jurisdiction even though
    plaintiffs did not “present sum-certain damages claims,” because the agency never objected to the
    claims in the six months after they were filed). That makes sense. The Circuit did not go so far
    as to say that an agency’s failure to object to an administrative claim within six months definitively
    dooms any argument about the sufficiency of the claim. See GAF Corp., 
    818 F.2d at
    916 & n.86.
    Here, even weighing DHS’s failure to respond, the Court has no problem concluding that Lamb’s
    submission was insufficient to notify DHS of these claims in the complaint. As one court held,
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    “[i]f the function of [section] 2675 is to be served and the notice requirement is to have any mean-
    ing whatsoever, more information must be provided than was furnished here.” Tidd, 
    786 F.2d at 1568
    .3
    C.     The Court Need Not Allow Lamb To Amend His Complaint
    In his opposition brief, Lamb requests that the Court “allow him to amend the Complaint
    to correct any deficiencies the Court may specify,” rather than grant Defendants’ motion to dis-
    miss. ECF No. 19 at 6. Lamb also says that he “intended to amend the complaint by adding relief
    other than money damages”—apparently because he wants to bring a claim for malicious prose-
    cution under the APA, which allows claims “seeking relief other than money damages.” Id. at 12
    (quoting 
    5 U.S.C. § 702
    ). But the Court will not construe these assertions about additional relief
    or the APA as constructive amendments or otherwise allow Lamb to amend his complaint.
    A plaintiff typically “cannot amend his Complaint via an opposition brief to a motion to
    dismiss.” Gaines v. District of Columbia, 
    961 F. Supp. 2d 218
    , 225 (D.D.C. 2013). Nor is an
    opposition brief the proper place to request leave to amend a complaint. See Massaquoi v. District
    of Columbia, 
    81 F. Supp. 3d 44
    , 55 (D.D.C. 2015). Sometimes, “courts in this circuit allow pro
    se opposition briefs that present new claims to constructively amend the original complaint.” Wil-
    son v. Cox, 
    828 F. Supp. 2d 20
    , 34 (D.D.C. 2011), aff’d in part, No. 12-5070, 
    2012 WL 5896961
    (D.C. Cir. Oct. 19, 2012), and rev’d and remanded on other grounds, 
    753 F.3d 244
     (D.C. Cir.
    2014) (citing Richardson v. United States, 
    193 F.3d 545
    , 548–50 (D.C. Cir. 1999)). But given that
    the complaint is otherwise patently insubstantial, allowing Lamb to amend it would be futile. See
    Heard v. U.S. Dep’t of State, No. 08-cv-02123 (RBW), 
    2010 WL 3700184
    , at *8 (D.D.C. Sept.
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    Thus, the Court need not reach Defendants’ well-developed argument that even if Lamb’s SF-95
    and attached letter had administratively exhausted certain FTCA claims against DHS, they should
    be dismissed for failure to state a claim. See ECF No. 16 at 11–15.
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    17, 2010) (“A motion to amend a complaint should be denied as futile if the complaint, even as
    amended, could not survive a motion to dismiss.”). Similarly, Lamb has not specified precisely
    how he would successfully amend the complaint to cure the other jurisdictional problems identi-
    fied above. Lamb suggests that he would add a new claim for nonmonetary relief under the APA,
    but he has not explained how he could plead such a claim. See Jefferson v. Harris, 
    170 F. Supp. 3d 194
    , 217 (D.D.C. 2016) (“To survive a motion to dismiss, a plaintiff invoking the APA must
    meet two requirements relevant here: first, the [challenged] action must be ‘agency action’ as de-
    fined by 
    5 U.S.C. § 551
    (13); and second, it must be ‘final[.]’”). Thus, the Court will not construe
    Lamb’s new arguments as amendments to his complaint and will deny Lamb’s request to amend
    his complaint.
    IV.    Conclusion
    For all these reasons, the Court will grant Defendants’ motion to dismiss and dismiss the
    complaint. A separate order will issue.
    /s/ Timothy J. Kelly
    TIMOTHY J. KELLY
    United States District Judge
    Date: January 24, 2022
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