Ferebee v. United States Post Office ( 2021 )


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  •                             UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FILED
    AUG. 24, 2021
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA                      Clerk, U.S. District & Bankruptcy
    Court for the District of Columbia
    RENEE FEREBEE,                                )
    )
    Plaintiff,                     )
    )
    v.                                            )
    )       Civil Action No. 1:21-cv-02095 (UNA)
    )
    UNITED STATES POST OFFICE OF                  )
    WASHINGTON, D.C.,                             )
    )
    Defendant.                     )
    MEMORANDUM OPINION
    This matter is before the court on its initial review of plaintiff’s pro se complaint, ECF No.
    1, and application for leave to proceed in forma pauperis, ECF No. 2. The court will grant the in
    forma pauperis application and dismiss the case because the complaint fails to meet the minimal
    pleading requirements of Rule 8(a) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.
    Pro se litigants must comply with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. Jarrell v. Tisch,
    
    656 F. Supp. 237
    , 239 (D.D.C. 1987). Rule 8(a) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure requires
    complaints to contain “(1) a short and plain statement of the grounds for the court’s jurisdiction
    [and] (2) a short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief.”
    Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(a); see Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 
    556 U.S. 662
    , 678-79 (2009); Ciralsky v. CIA, 
    355 F.3d 661
    , 668-71 (D.C. Cir. 2004). The Rule 8 standard ensures that defendants receive fair notice of
    the claim being asserted so that they can prepare a responsive answer and an adequate defense and
    determine whether the doctrine of res judicata applies. Brown v. Califano, 
    75 F.R.D. 497
    , 498
    (D.D.C. 1977). “A confused and rambling narrative of charges and conclusions . . . does not
    comply with the requirements of Rule 8.” Cheeks v. Fort Myer Constr. Corp., 
    71 F. Supp. 3d 163
    ,
    169 (D.D.C. 2014) (citation and internal quotation marks omitted).
    Plaintiff, Renee Ferebee, [sic] “the original child of her heavenly, emperious[,]” sues “the
    United States Post Office of Washington D.C. 20003” and seeks “500 trillion dollars” in damages
    and other injunctive relief. She also purports to be an “attorney” but provides no identifying
    information to support this contention. She alleges that various employees at the United States
    Post Office, located at 600 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, unfairly refused to process her certified
    mailings. She believes that said employees made unfair assumptions about her competency and
    literacy, which seemingly escalated into a mutual altercation and denial of services. She believes
    that this incident was motivated by unspecified discrimination and a broad overarching conspiracy
    to violate her civil rights, resulting in defamation of her character and obstruction of justice. The
    remainder of the complaint contains a vague discussion regarding plaintiff’s belief that society as
    a whole is “inhumane” and “selfish” and plaintiff’s efforts to spread “her wealth” to the District of
    Columbia “and around the world[.]”
    The wide-ranging allegations comprising the complaint fail to provide adequate notice of
    a claim. The complaint also fails to set forth allegations with respect to this court’s jurisdiction
    over plaintiff’s entitlement to relief or a valid basis for an award of damages as pled. As drafted,
    the complaint fails to meet the minimum pleading standard set forth in Rule 8(a). Furthermore,
    plaintiff fails to adequately plead the deprivation of a protected right. The mere suggestion of a
    federal question is not sufficient to establish the jurisdiction of federal courts.” Johnson v.
    Robinson, 
    576 F.3d 522
    , 522 (D.C. Cir. 2009) (citing Bilal v. Kaplan, 
    904 F.2d 14
    , 15 (8th Cir.
    1990) (per curiam)).
    For all of these reasons, this case is dismissed without prejudice. A separate order
    accompanies this memorandum opinion.
    Date: August 24, 2021                   /s/______________________
    EMMET G. SULLIVAN
    United States District Judge