Doss v. U.S. Probation Office ( 2017 )


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  •                         UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
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    ANGEL PASTOR DOSS,                         )
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    PLAINTIFF,                   )
    )
    v.                           )      Civil Action No. 17-cv-0093 (KBJ)
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    U.S. PROBATION OFFICE, et al.,             )
    )
    DEFENDANTS.                  )
    )
    MEMORANDUM OPINION
    Pro se plaintiff Angel Pastor Doss (“Plaintiff”) has filed the instant Complaint
    against the United States Probation Office, four federal judges, and nine Senators, and
    Speaker Paul Ryan (collectively, “Defendants”). (See Compl., ECF No. 1.) The
    pleading is entitled “Compl[ai]nt, Petition, or Declaration-Against Conspirators For
    Caused In Furtherance Of Conspiracy [,]” and in the footer of the entire document,
    Plaintiff includes the notation, “Civil Conspiracy Court Clerk and Federal
    Government[.]” (Compl., ECF No. 1, at 2.) Among other things, the complaint
    references an automobile accident in which Plaintiff apparently was involved in 1978
    and Plaintiff’s arrest in 1985 for stealing a car, as well as Plaintiff’s education and work
    history and his language skills. (See 
    id. at 2–4.)
    The complaint maintains that
    [a]s a result of these wrongful acts, plaintiff, in all aspects of
    life jobs, love and family were fragmented by deliberate
    actions of the Legislative, Judicial and Government
    employees and request special damages. The Election of
    2016 is not over as this case is not closed and I could have
    defeated Rand Paul, and look forward to the opportunity to
    Drain the swamp.
    (Id. at 3.) The relief that Plaintiff seeks includes “exemplary and punitive damages in
    the sum of 50 million dollars in such amount as will sufficiently punish defendants for
    their willful and malicious conduct and as will serve as an example to prevent a
    reputation of such conduct” (id.), as well as “an Ambassadorship for my beloved
    Panama Republic of Panama, which I believe I can, bring some civility to IRAN[]” (id.
    at 4).
    It is entirely unclear to this Court what cause of action Plaintiff seeks to assert in
    this pleading, and thus, as explained below, the Court concludes that the complaint must
    be DISMISSED sua sponte under Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 8(a) and 12(b)(6).
    DISCUSSION
    “Ordinarily, the sufficiency of a complaint is tested by a motion brought under
    Rule 12(b)(6), which tests whether a plaintiff has properly stated a claim” upon which
    relief can be granted. Bauer v. Marmara, 
    942 F. Supp. 2d 31
    , 37 (D.D.C. 2013) (citing
    Scheuer v. Rhodes, 
    416 U.S. 232
    , 236 (1974)). However, if the complaint’s failure to
    state a claim for the purpose of Rule 12(b)(6) “is patent, it is practical and fully
    consistent with plaintiffs’ rights and the efficient use of judicial resources for the court
    to act on its own initiative and dismiss the action.” 
    Id. (internal quotation
    marks and
    citation omitted). Furthermore, under Rule 8(a), a court is authorized to dismiss a
    complaint that does not “contain sufficient factual matter, accepted as true, to ‘state a
    claim to relief that is plausible on its face.’” Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 
    556 U.S. 662
    , 678
    (2009) (quoting Bell Atl. Corp. v. Twombly, 
    550 U.S. 544
    , 570 (2007)). Plausibility “is
    not akin to a probability requirement, but it asks for more than a sheer possibility that a
    defendant has acted unlawfully.” 
    Id. (internal quotation
    marks and citation omitted).
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    The plausibility standard is satisfied “when the plaintiff pleads factual content that
    allows the court to draw the reasonable inference that the defendant is liable for the
    misconduct alleged.” 
    Id. (citation omitted).
    Such is the case here. Try as it might, this Court cannot begin to decipher
    exactly what Plaintiff means by the allegations he makes in the complaint, nor is it clear
    how any of the allegations are connected, much less what the cause of action might be.
    In contravention of Rule 8(a)’s mandate that a complaint provide a short and plain
    statement of the claim, Plaintiff’s complaint is largely an incomprehensible mish-mash
    of statements that do not “give adequate notice of the alleged unlawful acts” that form
    the basis of his claim. Sinclair v. Kleindienst, 
    711 F.2d 291
    , 293 (D.C. Cir. 1983).
    Moreover, because no theory of recovery is clearly identified, the facts, such as they
    are, also fail to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. See Shaw v. Ocwen
    Loan Servicing, LLC, No. 14cv2203, 
    2015 WL 4932204
    , at *1–2 (D.D.C. Aug. 18,
    2015).
    To be sure, pro se pleadings are entitled to liberal interpretation. Erickson v.
    Pardus, 
    551 U.S. 89
    , 94 (2007). “However, this consideration does not constitute a
    license for a plaintiff filing pro se to ignore the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure or
    expect the Court to decide what claims a plaintiff may or may not want to assert.”
    Jarrell v. Tisch, 
    656 F. Supp. 237
    , 239 (D.D.C. 1987). And district courts have
    discretion to dismiss a pro se plaintiff’s complaint sua sponte when there is simply “no
    factual or legal basis for alleged wrongdoing by defendants,” such that it is “patently
    obvious that the plaintiff cannot prevail on the facts alleged in the complaint.” Perry v.
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    Discover Bank, 
    514 F. Supp. 2d 94
    , 95 (D.D.C. 2007) (quoting Baker v. Director, U.S.
    Parole Comm’n, 
    916 F.2d 725
    , 726–27 (D.C. Cir. 1990)).
    In sum, sua sponte dismissal is plainly warranted where, as here, “there are no
    clear allegations of fact to support, or even to illuminate, the nature of Plaintiff’s
    claim.” Shaw, 
    2015 WL 4932204
    , at *2. Accordingly, Plaintiff’s complaint will be
    DISMISSED without prejudice pursuant to Rules 8(a) and 12(b)(6). A separate Order
    accompanies this Memorandum Opinion.
    DATE: May 12, 2017                         Ketanji Brown Jackson
    KETANJI BROWN JACKSON
    United States District Judge
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