Jason Dickerson v. Commonwealth of Kentucky , 2016 Ky. LEXIS 109 ( 2016 )


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    JASON DICKERSON                                                          APPELLANT
    ON APPEAL FROM FLOYD CIRCUIT COURT
    V.                HONORABLE JOHNNY RAY HARRIS, JUDGE
    NO. 14-CR-00070
    COMMONWEALTH OF KENTUCKY                                                 APPELLEE .
    OPINION OF THE COURT BY JUSTICE NOBLE
    AFFIRMING
    The Appellant, Jason Dickerson, was convicted of murder and four
    counts of first-degree criminal abuse, and was sentenced to life in prison. On
    appeal, he complains about the admission of evidence of his abuse of his
    spouse, the admission of hearsay statements made to an examining
    pediatrician and to an investigating detective, and several instances of alleged
    prosecutorial misconduct during cross-examination of his expert witness and
    in closing arguments. We affirm.
    I. Background
    On September 29, 2011, two-year-old Watson Adkins died as a result of
    severe physical trauma to his abdomen, among other parts of his body. The
    parties dispute the nature of the injury or injuries that ultimately caused the
    boy's death, but it is largely indisputable that he suffered severe physical abuse
    in the weeks or months leading up to his death.
    The events leading to Watson's tragic death began earlier that year when
    he and his four siblings—Braxton (the oldest, then age 6), 1 Cameron, Alyssa,
    and Mary (the youngest, then an infant)—were temporarily removed from the
    custody of their mother, Rhoda Lewis, by the Cabinet for Health and Family
    Services due to poor living conditions in the home and Lewis's issues with
    substance abuse. Lewis cooperated and helped the Cabinet arrange for the
    children to be placed in the custody of her sister and brother-in-law, Gladys
    and Jason Dickerson, 2 in February 2011.
    When the children first moved in with the couple, the Appellant was
    employed on a full time basis, and Gladys was their primary, day-to-day
    caregiver. But when Dickerson lost his job in April, Gladys obtained full-time
    employment with a nursing home, where she worked nightly shifts from
    6:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. The children began attending day care, although
    Dickerson, who remained at home during the day, would keep some or all of
    them home on occasion.
    On the morning that Watson died, Dickerson left their house in
    Prestonsburg and went with his parents to work on renovations to a trailer in
    Johnson County that the couple was planning to move into. Throughout the
    I Braxton's father (the other four children have a different father) eventually
    took custody and removed him from the Dickersons' care in June 2011.
    2 For ease of reference, this opinion will typically refer to Gladys Dickerson by
    her first name and Jason Dickerson by his last name or as the Appellant.
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    course of the day, the three laid new tile in the kitchen and carpet in a living
    room, mounted a mirror in a bathroom, and repaired a sink and bathtub.
    Shortly after 5:00 p.m., Gladys called 911) about Watson. During the
    lengthy call, she told the dispatcher that a big "white-headed boy" had attacked
    and hurt him the previous day while they were playing outside near the
    Johnson County trailer. Gladys can also be heard on the 911 recording
    purporting to attempt CPR on the child, stating she had heard "some whistling"
    and felt two heartbeats while doing so. It would eventually become clear that
    the child had already died before this call was made.
    The statement Gladys initially gave to police essentially mirrored the two
    her husband would later give police. But her statement differed significantly
    from the testimony she later gave at his trial, which is summarized below.
    Notably, she initially rehashed the story about the "white-headed boy" to police,
    which she later admitted was made up (according to her, at her husband's
    insistence). She also stated that she had seen no significant bruises on the
    child prior to her administration of CPR while on the phone with the 911
    dispatcher, with any bruising purportedly having been caused by her CPR
    attempts.
    Jason Dickerson's first interview with police took place the same day. He,
    too, identified a "little white-headed boy" at the trailer park in Johnson County
    as the source of most of Watson's injuries, which he claimed included only
    small bruises on his knees and back. The child also had a cut on the back of
    his head that, Dickerson told police, he received by accidentally hitting his own
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    head on a towel rack. 3 He stated that the child had not complained of any pain
    before going to bed the previous night. He explained that he disciplined the
    children only with time-outs, no television, and smacks on the hand, and he
    told police that neither he nor Gladys ever hit the children. When advised that
    Watson's body had been severely bruised all over, he replied, "No child should
    have to go through that." He also told police that Lewis had been making two or
    three anonymous calls per day to social services about them.
    A couple days later, police arrested Dickerson and interviewed him a
    second time. Continuing to deny any wrongdoing, he told police that Lewis had
    "mind control" over her children and had made the anonymous calls to social
    services because she wanted to make their life a "living hell." He claimed she
    did not want her children to remain in their care because she did not want
    them to be happy. Contrary to his first statement, he said Watson actually had
    complained about stomach pain the night before his death and that Gladys had
    given the child a stool softener in response; he also stated that Watson fell
    asleep after taking the stool softener. He stated his wife had told him that when
    she found the boy's body, she had administered CPR, performed the Heimlich
    maneuver, smacked his face, and felt his heart beat. He claimed she had thus
    been the cause of Watson's bruises and that they had "talked about that over
    and over and over." He reiterated his and Gladys's disciplinary techniques and
    3 Linda Sammons, the children's day care provider, testified that when she
    asked about the cut on Watson's head, Dickerson told her that he had hurt himself by
    hitting his head on the coffee table after he jumped and fell off the couch.
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    denied ever hitting them with a belt, even if that's what the children might have
    claimed to child-advocacy personnel.
    The interviewing detective told Dickerson that he did not believe his story
    and that "the kids said you stomped that little kid, and they are covered in
    bruises." Dickerson responded, "I never stomped or hit them. I will admit that I
    have whipped them. I have never done anything to hurt one of them." He
    added, "I have whipped them, and Gladys has whipped them."
    Police also followed-up on the story about the white-headed boy by
    interviewing neighbors who lived in the Johnson County trailer park and who
    had witnessed (and supervised) Watson and his siblings playing on the
    playground with other children. All those interviewed apparently refuted the
    story, or at least none could confirm that there was any truth to it. Four of the
    Johnson County neighbors interviewed by police testified at trial to this effect.
    Both the Appellant and his wife were charged with Watson's murder and
    four counts of first-degree criminal abuse of Watson and the other children.
    (Unlike her four older siblings, the infant Mary was spared from any abuse.)
    They were tried separately, with Dickerson's trial being held first. Gladys
    testified against him at his trial, where she recanted her statements to police as
    being lies. She testified about Dickerson's physical abuse of the children and of
    Watson in particular (consistent with both Braxton's testimony and the medical
    evidence described below), and she explained that she had given false
    statements, and otherwise failed to report the child abuse, because she was
    scared of her husband, who physically abused her as well.
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    The evidence of Watson's and the other children's injuries—including
    autopsy reports, photographs, and medical examinations—was extensive.
    Dr. Cristin Rolf performed Watson's autopsy and testified at Dickerson's trial.
    According to Dr. Rolf, her autopsy of Watson revealed widespread, devastating
    internal and external injuries that were most notable and unusual in their
    location and severity. Dr. Melissa Currie, who is board-certified in child-abuse
    pediatrics, also provided expert testimony about Watson's injuries. Her findings
    were consistent with Dr. Rolf's testimony; and she testified without reservation
    that Watson's injuries and death were definitely caused by extreme, chronic
    physical abuse. Physical examinations of Cameron and Alyssa following
    Watson's death also showed evidence of extensive, widespread injuries
    consistent with physical abuse.
    Perhaps the most compelling testimony came from Watson's oldest
    sibling, Braxton, who was ten years old at the time of trial. He testified about
    the abuse he and his siblings (and Gladys) endured before his father removed
    him from the Dickersons' care.
    Braxton testified that the abuse began with Dickerson forcing the
    children to stand for extended periods of time, sometimes exceeding an hour,
    and that he would "throw the children in a corner" if they sat down or moved.
    He also testified that Dickerson would force the children to march around him
    with their hands in the air while he sat on the couch and that, either to mark
    the completion of laps or if he felt they were slowing down, he would strike
    them with the end of a "pool noodle" on which he had attached a hard object.
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    Braxton also testified that Dickerson would force the children to take
    long showers or baths in cold water that "felt like a swimming pool of ice."
    According to Braxton, he would closely monitor the children to make sure they
    "weren't turning the knob to warm or hot water," and he would "put his arm
    against [their] throats" and would hold the boys' heads underwater until they
    "ran out of breath" and Braxton "thought [he] was going to drown."
    And he testified that Dickerson would force the boys to swallow dish-
    detergent and would not allow them to rinse. And at meals, according to
    Braxton, he would use his hands to shove food into their mouths and grab
    their throats and, immediately afterward, would punch them in their stomachs
    and cause them to vomit. Braxton testified that Dickerson would often strike
    them with his hands and feet and punch them in the stomach. And he
    physically demonstrated this for the jury in the courtroom and explained, "He
    would put his fist low, and then when we were on the ground, he would kick us
    while he grabbed something to hold onto. He would kick us until we were on
    our backs, and then he would stomp us."
    Lewis, the children's mother, also testified at Dickerson's trial. According
    to her, she first suspected her children were being abused in March upon
    finding bruises on Watson's backside. She testified that thereafter she began
    noticing bruises on all her children (except the infant), with Watson reportedly
    exhibiting the worst of it. Although she took photographs of her children's
    injuries and reported her suspicions to social workers and the family court
    presiding over her case, her persistent complaining was to no avail. Instead, it
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    apparently eventually resulted in the family court finding that she was a
    destructive influence on her children and suspending her visitation rights.
    One of the Dickersons' neighbors, Janet Owens, also testified to having
    been concerned about the children's treatment, specifically noting that there
    often appeared to be no adult supervision of them during the day. She, too,
    reported her concerns to social services on numerous occasions, and her
    complaints were no more successful than Lewis's. Owens also testified about
    seeing Dickerson shoving the children and roughly grabbing them by their
    shoulders on numerous occasions. And days before his death, she saw
    Dickerson outside with Watson spouting profanity while the boy cried and was
    bending over and "seemed hurt, like his stomach was hurting."
    In his defense, Dickerson claimed he was innocent of Watson's death and
    sought to cast blame on his wife instead. To do so, he presented the testimony
    of forensic pathologist Dr. Charles Wetli, a retired former coroner from Florida
    who, since 2006, had worked solely as a testifying expert witness. According to
    Dr. Wetli, contrary to the opinions of the other medical experts in the case,
    Watson's death was caused by an acute trauma to the abdomen (rather than
    chronic trauma sustained over an extended period of time) inflicted between
    two and six hours before death. Dickerson (unsuccessfully, as it turned out)
    argued that this opinion, coupled with the irrefutable evidence that he was
    away from the children in Johnson County during the period of time in which
    Dr. Wetli said the fatal injury must have occurred, exonerated him of the
    child's death and proved Gladys was instead responsible. The Commonwealth
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    cross-examined Dr. Wetli extensively. It is unclear what, if any, defense
    Dickerson raised against the criminal-abuse charges.
    Ultimately, the jury found Dickerson guilty of murder and all four counts
    of first-degree criminal abuse, and recommended consecutive prison sentences
    of life for the murder conviction and ten years for each abuse conviction. Partly
    adopting the jury's recommendation, the trial court sentenced Dickerson to life
    imprisonment, with the forty-year sentence for the abuse convictions to run
    concurrently.
    Dickerson now appeals as a matter of right. See Ky. Const. § 110(2)(b).
    Additional facts will be developed as needed in the discussion below.
    II. Analysis
    A. Admission of other-bad-acts evidence was not error.
    Dickerson first complains about the admission of evidence of his prior
    bad acts—namely, his history of domestic violence against his wife—arguing
    that it should have been excluded by KRE 404(b)'s prohibition against evidence
    of prior acts to prove action in conformity with those acts. The complained-
    about evidence involves the testimony of two witnesses: Gladys Dickerson and
    her sister, Crystal Howard. While his arguments with respect to Gladys's
    testimony are not entirely clear, Dickerson appears to generally claim that this
    evidence was not relevant for a proper "other purpose" to be admissible under
    KRE 404(b)(1) and that, in any event, the trial court failed to inquire into and
    weigh the probative value and prejudicial effect of the evidence as required by
    Bell v. Commonwealth, 
    875 S.W.2d 882
    , 889-91 (Ky. 1994). As to Howard's
    testimony—which was that their mother believed that Dickerson was abusing
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    Gladys—he argues that the trial court's admonition failed to cure the error and
    that he was entitled to a mistrial. We address each claim in turn.
    1. The trial court did not abuse its discretion in allowing Gladys
    Dickerson to testify about being abused by her husband.
    On appeal, we review KRE 404(b) admissibility decisions for an abuse of
    discretion. Anderson v. Commonwealth, 
    231 S.W.3d 117
    ,' 119 (Ky. 2007). A trial
    court abuses its discretion when its decision to admit or exclude evidence was
    "arbitrary, unreasonable, unfair, or unsupported by sound legal principles."
    Commonwealth v. English, 
    993 S.W.2d 941
    , 945 (Ky. 1999).
    Dickerson claims the trial court erred in allowing Gladys to testify about
    his physical abuse of her. Unfortunately, he failed to cite where the actual
    testimony forming the basis of this claim of error appeared in the record, as
    required by our rules. See CR 76.12(4)(c)(v) (requiring argument sections
    include "ample supportive references to the record"); RCr 12.02 (applying
    CR 76.12 to criminal appeals). Accordingly, "[w]e would be justified in
    disregarding this claim of error because counsel must sift through a record to
    show the reviewing court the basis for a claim for relief." Mayo v.
    Commonwealth, 
    322 S.W.3d 41
    , 54 (Ky. 2010). "It is well-settled that an
    appellate court will not sift through a voluminous record to try to ascertain
    facts when a party has failed to comply with its obligation under [our rules of
    procedure] ... to provide specific references to the record." Parker v.
    Commonwealth, 
    291 S.W.3d 647
    , 676 (Ky. 2009).
    That said, the Commonwealth neither pointed out nor otherwise
    protested Dickerson's noncompliance with the briefing requirements and,
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    instead, responded to his claim on its face. We will do the same, but again
    caution appellate counsel to comply with all briefing requirements under
    CR 76.12 to guarantee a full review on appeal.
    Moving to the substance of his claim, Dickerson argues that because he
    had not been charged with abusing Gladys, this evidence only served to
    demonstrate that he was a "bad and violent person to other people" to show
    action in conformity with that bad character to prove he was violent against the
    children, in violation of KRE 404(b).
    Although KRE 404(b) prohibits admitting proof of other bad acts as
    propensity character evidence, KRE 404(b)(1) allows such evidence to be
    admitted if offered for some "other," non-character purpose—such as to show
    motive, opportunity, knowledge, absence of mistake, etc. For such evidence to
    be admissible, however, it must be relevant for at least one of these other
    purposes, and its probative value on that issue must exceed the prejudicial
    effect of its character-proving aspects. 
    Bell, 875 S.W.2d at 889
    .
    Here, Gladys's spousal-abuse testimony was offered for the relevant
    "other purpose" of showing that she was afraid of Dickerson. It was because of
    that fear, she claimed, that she had never reported his abuse of the children,
    had lied to social workers and others investigating the children's mother's
    reports of suspected abuse, and had given false exculpatory statements to
    emergency responders and law enforcement immediately following Watson's
    death.
    Dickerson, however, argues that this offer of other-bad-acts evidence as
    such was nothing but improper "bolstering" of Gladys's trial testimony, which
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    under KRE 608, could only be introduced on rebuttal following an attack on
    the witness's truthfulness. This argument misses the mark, however, because
    Gladys's truthfulness was at issue in this case from the very beginning. That is,
    the truthfulness of her statements to police (and the related failures to report
    abuse) was put in issue as early as voir dire, when counsel introduced the
    defense theory of the case—namely, a sort of he-said-she-said situation where
    the "true culprit," Gladys, was merely pointing the finger at Dickerson to avoid
    punishment for her own criminal acts. The complained-about testimony, then,
    was rehabilitative proof that tended to rebut the direct and implied charges of
    fabrication leveled against Gladys from the outset as part of the defense's guilt-
    shifting trial strategy.
    So, because the testimony was relevant for that purpose, it was
    admissible if its probative value in explaining why she lied to police and failed
    to report Dickerson's abuse of the children (because she was scared of him)
    outweighed the unfair prejudice arising from its tendency to prove Dickerson's
    violent-character. We agree with the trial court that it did.
    The trial court acted well within its discretion in allowing Gladys's
    spousal-abuse testimony to be admitted, especially given the other evidence
    introduced in this case. For example, by the time Gladys testified, the jury had
    already heard testimony from Braxton about instances of Dickerson abusing
    her (along with the other children) during the period that he lived with the
    couple. And the jury had also heard testimony about past observations of
    Gladys's peculiar injuries and behaviors—e.g., bruises on her arms and neck
    and her habit of wearing turtlenecks and long sleeves, even in the heat of
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    summer—that, circumstantially at least, tended to show Dickerson physically
    abused his wife. Dickerson has not argued that this other testimony was
    erroneously admitted. And it influenced the probative-value-versus-prejudicial-
    effect analysis insofar as it was both corroborative (thereby increasing
    probative value) and cumulative (thereby decreasing prejudice) of the
    complained-about testimony.
    Dickerson also argues that reversal is required because of the trial
    court's alleged failure to inquire whether Gladys's spousal-abuse testimony was
    sufficiently probative to allow for admission and whether its prejudicial effect
    nevertheless outweighed that probativeness to require exclusion. However, in a
    motion to exclude this testimony made immediately before Gladys took the
    stand at trial, defense counsel argued these exact points to the trial court in
    support of his request for exclusion. The video record of the in-chambers
    discussion makes clear that the trial court carefully considered his arguments
    and the Commonwealth's response before overruling the motion. Thus, the
    argument, as a separate ground for reversal, that the trial judge "never gave
    specific consideration" to these issues is refuted by the record.
    In sum, Gladys's testimony about Dickerson's prior abuse was relevant
    to explain that her failures to report his abuse of the children and her initial
    statements to authorities following Watson's death, which sought to minimize
    or hide her husband's culpability, were driven by her fear of being abused
    herself. And the trial court did not abuse its discretion in admitting the
    testimony, concluding that any prejudicial effect did not outweigh its probative
    value in explaining Gladys's behavior.
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    2. Dickerson was not entitled to a mistrial for his sister-in-law's
    testimony about her mother's suspicion of domestic violence.
    Finding no error in the admission of Gladys's spousal-abuse testimony,
    the related claim of error involving the testimony of Crystal Howard, Gladys's
    sister, requires little discussion. Specifically, Dickerson claims that the trial
    court erred in refusing to grant a mistrial when, in testifying about how the
    relationship between Gladys and their mother had been "strained," she
    explained that their mother had a low opinion of Dickerson "because she
    suspected abuse towards Gladys and the children." Defense counsel
    immediately objected to this testimony on hearsay and character grounds, and
    requested a mistrial. While agreeing that the statement was not competent
    evidence, the trial court overruled the motion for a mistrial and, instead,
    admonished the jury to disregard the statement in its entirety.
    Mistrials are an extreme remedy that should be granted only sparingly
    and upon a showing of manifest necessity. Graves v. Commonwealth, 
    285 S.W.3d 734
    , 737 (Ky.2009). Thus, trial courts are afforded broad discretion in
    deciding whether to grant a mistrial, and we review such decisions for abuse of
    that discretion. 
    Id. Furthermore, a
    jury is usually presumed to follow
    instructions to disregard evidence erroneously presented to it. Alexander v.
    Commonwealth, 
    862 S.W.2d 856
    , 859 (Ky. 1993), overruled on other grounds by
    Stringer v. Commonwealth, 
    956 S.W.2d 883
    , 891 (Ky. 1993). Such admonitions
    are thus deemed to cure any error unless (1) "there is an overwhelming
    probability that the jury will be unable to follow the court's admonition and
    there is a strong likelihood that the effect of the inadmissible evidence would be
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    devastating to the defendant," or (2) "the question was asked without a factual
    basis and was inflammatory or highly prejudicial." Johnson v. Commonwealth,
    
    105 S.W.3d 430
    , 441 (Ky. 2003) (internal quotation marks and emphases
    omitted). The second circumstance is inapplicable here.
    As to the first exception to the presumption of admonition effectiveness,
    we are convinced neither that it was probable that the jury would disregard the
    admonition nor that the evidence was devastating to Dickerson, particularly in
    light of the other evidence that he abused his wife. Therefore, to the extent
    there was any error in the introduction of Howard's testimony, the admonition
    cured it. And because we can conceive of no manifest necessity for mistrial,
    there was certainly no abuse of discretion in declining to order one.
    B. Introduction of hearsay was not reversible error.
    Dickerson next alleges error in the admission of hearsay testimony.
    Specifically, he raises two claims of error: first, he claims it was error to allow
    "medical hearsay" testimony from the pediatrician who examined Cameron and
    Alyssa after Watson's death; and second, he complains about "investigative
    hearsay" elicited from the detective who interrogated witnesses at the trailer
    park in Johnson County about the "white-headed boy" story.
    1. Pediatrician's testimony about statements to her made during
    examination does not require reversal.
    Dickerson claims that the trial court erred in allowing Dr. Kate Shutts, a
    pediatrician who had previously treated the Adkins children, to testify about
    statements made by the children during her medical examinations following
    Watson's death allegedly identifying the cause of their injuries (presumably, at
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    first blush, this means Dickerson's abuse). He further contends that it was
    error for the trial court, in overruling his hearsay objection, to summarily
    conclude that statements identifying abusers fall under KRE 803(4)'s exception
    for statements made for the purpose of medical treatment or diagnosis.
    Although the Commonwealth provided no response to this claim in its brief, we
    will not treat it as conceded.
    At the outset, we note, yet again, that defense counsel did not cite to the
    record, complicating our review of the alleged error. Having nevertheless
    reviewed the video recording of the bench conference on defense counsel's
    contemporaneous objection to Dr. Shutts's testimony, as well as the portion of
    her testimony we believe the objection covered, it is apparent that the
    arguments in Dickerson's brief are overbroad regarding Dr. Shutts's testimony
    and the trial court's ruling.
    Dickerson's argument conspicuously fails to make clear that the
    testimony by Dr. Shutts, which he alleges repeated "the various children's
    statements as to the identity of those who caused their injuries," in fact
    involved only two statements, both of which were attributed to Cameron. First,
    Dr. Shutts testified that Cameron told her that Dickerson had hit him with a
    belt (but apparently was unable to say where it hit him or to attribute any
    particular injury to it). Second, the doctor testified that the only other thing
    Cameron said was that the "big white boy" at their new trailer had "hurt his
    nose." (And according to Dr. Shutts, Cameron otherwise answered, "I don't
    know," when she asked him about his various injuries.) In our review of
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    Dr. Schutt's testimony, there is no mention of any statement by Alyssa
    identifying Dickerson or anybody else as the cause of any of her injuries.
    And as to the trial court's ruling, Dickerson's contention that the judge
    overruled his objection by "stating without further analysis that the identity of
    the perpetrator was information necessary for medical treatment" is wholly
    refuted by the video record. Instead, it is clear the judge considered the parties'
    arguments (even asking defense counsel to clarify his objection) before advising
    the Commonwealth that he was getting close to exceeding the scope of the
    KRE 803(4) exception—that he was "starting to teeter."
    And it is also notable, although Dickerson failed to mention it as well,
    that the Commonwealth asked no further questions of Dr. Shutts following the
    bench conference. Simply put, there is no error, and even if there were, it
    would certainly be harmless.
    2. Admission of detective's hearsay testimony in violation of
    Dickerson's confrontation rights was harmless beyond a
    reasonable doubt.
    Next, Dickerson claims that it was error to allow the Commonwealth to
    elicit so-called "investigative hearsay" testimony from Detective Ryan Hamilton.
    Detective Hamilton investigated the statements both Dickersons gave to
    authorities attributing Watson's fatal injury to physical attack by the "white-
    headed boy" on the playground or swing-set at the Johnson County trailer
    park, and Dickerson contends that it was error to allow the detective to testify
    that nothing he was told by the fourteen witnesses he interviewed provided any
    evidence that there was any truth to that story.
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    In its case-in-chief, the Commonwealth questioned Detective Hamilton
    about the Dickersons' recorded statements involving the white-headed boy, in
    which they had claimed the boy had attacked and injured Watson two days
    before his death. After having the detective recount the story, the following
    exchange took place:
    Commonwealth: Now this swing-set, playground, white-headed
    boy thing, story, did you investigate that?
    Det. Hamilton:     Yes.
    Commonwealth: And how did you investigate that?
    Det. Hamilton:      I went to the trailer park and interviewed the
    residents in the trailer park. I located the boy
    they referred to as the "white-headed boy." I
    spoke to him and to his parents. I also located
    the swing-set and photographed it, and the
    owners of the swing-set and interviewed them.
    Commonwealth:      And how many people in all, if you know, did
    you interview investigating this swing-set, white-
    headed-boy story?
    Det. Hamilton:      At the trailer park, approximately fourteen
    different people.
    Commonwealth:      Okay. And after you concluded your
    investigation into that, into that claim about
    Watson or Cameron being injured by a white-
    headed boy—
    At that point, defense counsel interjected, objecting that the Commonwealth
    was preparing to ask Detective Hamilton to testify as to hearsay statements by
    his investigation interviewees in violation of his confrontation rights. The
    Commonwealth's Attorney responded that the testimony he was going to elicit
    would not be hearsay because he was not going to ask about any specific
    statements of any of the witnesses. The trial court overruled the objection, and
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    the Commonwealth concluded the exchange with Detective Hamilton by asking,
    "After investigating the claims about the playground incident, did you find any
    evidence at all to suggest that anything like what the defendant described ever
    occurred?" Detective Hamilton responded, "No."
    On appeal, the Commonwealth maintains that the detective's response
    did not constitute hearsay, and was therefore properly admitted, because the
    testimony did not repeat any express statements from the interview subjects.
    According to the Commonwealth, because the detective was merely responding
    to a question posed by the prosecutor that called for a summary of all of, his
    interviews, it was "impossible for the detective to be repeating statements made
    by fourteen ... different persons." The Commonwealth claims that Detective
    Harhilton's testimony thus involved a conclusion he drew from his investigation
    of the story about the white-headed boy and not any statement made by an
    out-of-court declarant that might otherwise be objectionable hearsay.
    The flaw in this argument is that it is premised on a much-too-couched
    understanding of hearsay. "Hearsay" is an out-of-court statement "offered in
    evidence to prove the truth of the matter asserted." KRE 801(c). Here, the
    fourteen interviewees made the out-of-court statements asserting the matter
    offered into evidence—that the story about the white-headed boy was untrue.
    And the in-court testimony relaying those out-of-court statements to the jury,
    albeit by summarizing them, was certainly offered to prove the truth of the
    matter they asserted. Merely summarizing hearsay statements does not change
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    their hearsay character. 4 Indeed, allowing a witness to recount the substance
    of a statement and avoid the hearsay bar by omitting the magic words "he said"
    or "she said" would essentially kill the hearsay rule. And even that approach
    would violate other rules, such as KRS 602's requirement that a witness may
    testify only to matters of which he or she has personal knowledge, unless the
    statements were admissible under a hearsay exception.
    It is a witness's testimony about the substance of an out-of-court
    speaker's statement, and not merely a verbatim recitation of the statement,
    that is problematic and barred by the hearsay rule. A police officer's
    "conclusion" or "summary" of information gleaned from investigatory
    interviews, such as Detective Hamilton's testimony here, is no less hearsay
    than the interviewees' statements on which it is based. Cf. Hodge v.
    Commonwealth, 
    287 S.W.2d 426
    , 428 (Ky. 1956) (holding opinions and
    conclusions of state trooper in official auto-accident report were "pure
    hearsay").
    And this understanding of hearsay is implicit to this Court's holding in
    the seminal case Sanborn v. Commonwealth, 
    754 S.W.2d 534
    (Ky. 1988),
    overruled on other grounds by Hudson v. Commonwealth, 
    202 S.W.3d 17
    (Ky.
    4 While we have not been provided with, nor found through our own research,
    any prior cases in which this Court has expressly stated as much, we have at least
    hinted at it in dicta. See Barshars v. Commonwealth, 
    25 S.W.3d 58
    , 64 (Ky. 2000)
    (noting that "the Kentucky Rules of Evidence contain no requirement that ... testimony
    relating to a declarant's oral statement must be a verbatim recitation of that
    statement," and "by paraphrasing, witnesses may communicate relevant evidence
    regarding the substance of a declarant's statement").
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    2006), which debunked once and for all (or at least attempted toy) the myth of
    the so-called "investigative hearsay" exception. 
    Id. at 541.
    In Sanborn, this
    Court held, among other things, that a police officer's testimony about
    conclusions that were drawn from interviewing dozens of people—in substance,
    that "he did not obtain any information from the people whom he interviewed
    verifying the appellant's alibi"—was inadmissible hearsay. 
    Id. at 542.
    There, as
    here, the officer was merely regurgitating information furnished to him by the
    people he had interviewed, namely, that the defendant's version of events was
    not true. The out-of-court statements by which that information was conveyed
    to the officer were inadmissible hearsay, and repackaging them into the
    officer's "conclusion" or "summary" did not make that information any less
    objectionable.
    It is no different here, where Detective Hamilton's testimony was
    essentially that the fourteen or so people he interviewed during his
    investigation stated that there was no truth to the Dickersons' story. That is
    hearsay.
    Having rejected the Commonwealth's contention that Detective
    Hamilton's testimony about the results of his 'trailer-park interviews was not
    hearsay, we turn now to the merits of whether its admission was error. On that
    point, and citing Sanborn, Dickerson disputes the admissibility of this
    testimony as non-hearsay (or "verbal-act") evidence of the actions taken by the
    5 See Ruiz v. Commonwealth, 
    471 S.W.3d 675
    , 680-81 (Ky. 2015) (lamenting the
    dogged persistence of the false "investigative hearsay" exception among the bench and
    bar, despite Sanborn and its progeny's clear condemnations of it).
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    detective in response to the out-of-court statements, where the detective's
    actions were not relevant to any issue in the case. His insistence on this point
    is somewhat curious, however, since nobody in the trial court below or now on
    appeal has ever suggested otherwise. In any event, we agree that the detective's
    testimony here was not admissible for that (non-hearsay) purpose; the
    detective's actions were in no way at issue.
    The real problem with the complained-about testimony, which
    Dickerson's argument hints at but fails to fully develop, is that it implicates his
    Sixth Amendment confrontation rights. See U.S. Const. amend. VI ("In all
    criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right ... to be confronted
    with the witnesses against him."). The Confrontation Clause forbids the
    "admission of testimonial statements of a witness who did not appear at trial
    unless he was unavailable to testify, and the defendant had had a prior
    opportunity for cross-examination." Crawford v. Washington, 
    541 U.S. 36
    , 53-
    54 (2004); see also Melendez-Diaz v. Massachusetts, 
    557 U.S. 305
    , 309 (2009)
    ("A witness's testimony against a defendant is ... inadmissible unless the
    witness appears at trial or, if the witness is unavailable, the defendant had a
    prior opportunity for cross-examination." (citing 
    Crawford, 541 U.S. at 54
    )). So
    whether Detective Hamilton's testimony summarizing his interviews with the
    trailer-park witnesses violated Dickerson's confrontation rights turns on
    whether (1) the out-of-court statements were testimonial, (2) the out-of-court
    speakers were unavailable to testify, and (3) Dickerson had an opportunity to
    cross-examine them.
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    First, it is beyond dispute that the hearsay statements here were
    testimonial; they were made to law enforcement in the course of an
    investigation that was undertaken solely to discover facts and evidence that
    might prove relevant in a subsequent criminal prosecution, and thus were
    prototypical of testimonial hearsay. As the Supreme Court initially noted in
    Crawford, testimonial hearsay "applies at a minimum ... to police
    
    interrogations." 541 U.S. at 68
    . Despite the Supreme Court's subsequent cases
    qualifying that broad assertion, see, e.g., Davis v. Washington, 
    547 U.S. 813
    ,
    822 (2006) (holding that statements to police are non-testimonial when their
    primary purpose was to assist in responding to an ongoing emergency), it
    nevertheless remains the arguably self-evident rule that statements to police
    "are testimonial when the circumstances objectively indicate that there is no ...
    ongoing emergency, and that the primary purpose of the interrogation is to
    establish or prove past events potentially relevant to later criminal
    prosecution," id.; see also Ohio v. Clark, 
    135 S. Ct. 2173
    , 2180 (2015) ("In the
    end, the question is whether, in light of all the circumstances, viewed
    objectively, the primary purpose of the conversation was to create an out-of-
    court substitute for trial testimony." (internal quotation marks and brackets
    omitted) (quoting Michigan v. Bryant, 
    562 U.S. 344
    , 358 (2011))).
    Here, there is no dispute that the purpose of Detective Hamilton's
    interrogations of the trailer-park residents was to investigate past events—the
    white-headed boy's alleged role in Watson's death—for later criminal
    prosecution. There is little doubt that their primary purpose, then, was to
    create an out-of-court substitute for in-court testimony; and this forbidden
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    result was, in fact, obtained through the detective's summary at trial of the
    out-of-court interviewees' statements. Thus, it is clear that the out-of-court
    statements to the detective—presented, as they were, to the jury through
    Detective Hamilton's summary testimony about their content including nothing
    that substantiated Dickerson's white-headed-boy allegations—were testimonial
    in the truest sense of the word.
    Whether the Confrontation Clause barred this testimonial hearsay thus
    turns on whether the out-of-court interviewees were unavailable and Dickerson
    had an opportunity to cross-examine them. Neither of these points is seriously
    contested, at least with respect to the lion's share of the interviewees. The
    Commonwealth showed neither that non-testifying witnesses interviewed by
    Detective Hamilton at the trailer park were unavailable nor that Dickerson had
    a prior opportunity to cross-examine them.
    That said, four of those witnesses were called by the Commonwealth to
    testify at Dickerson's trial. With respect to those four witnesses, there is no
    confrontation violation because they actually testified at trial (and, thus, were
    available and subject to cross-examination). While the detective still should
    have been barred from summarizing what these witnesses told him—at least
    until they first appeared as witnesses and had been cross-examined, after
    which he might have then been allowed to testify to their prior consistent
    statements for rehabilitation purposes, see KRE 801A(2)—the constitutional
    error with respect to them, at least, "was erased by subsequent legitimation of
    the incompetent testimony." Garland v. CoMmonwealth, 
    127 S.W.3d 529
    , 540
    (Ky. 2004), overruled on other grounds by Lanham v. Commonwealth, 171
    
    24 S.W.3d 14
    (Ky. 2005) (quoting Summitt v. Commonwealth, 
    550 S.W.2d 548
    , 550
    (Ky. 1977)).
    That is not to suggest, however, that the confrontation violation was
    cured altogether. Because the detective's testimony, by virtue of its summary
    nature, also encompassed the out-of-court testimonial hearsay of the other
    nine or so witnesses he interviewed, it still violated Dickerson's right to
    confront those out-of-court witnesses under Crawford.
    But finding a violation of Dickerson's confrontation rights alone does not
    necessarily require reversal of his convictions, which is required only if the
    error was not harmless. See RCr 9.24. Because this was a constitutional error,
    the harmlessness threshold is much higher than for non-constitutional errors;
    the standard here is whether we are convinced "beyond a reasonable doubt
    that the error complained of did not contribute to the verdict obtained."
    Chapman v. California, 
    386 U.S. 18
    , 24 (1967); see also Taylor v.
    Commonwealth, 
    175 S.W.3d 68
    , 72 (Ky. 2005) (applying constitutional-
    harmless-error analysis to Crawford violation).
    As this Court has explained, the analysis "involves considering the
    improper evidence in the context of the entire trial and asking whether there is
    a 'reasonable possibility that the evidence complained of might have
    contribUted to the conviction."' Staples v. Commonwealth, 
    454 S.W.3d 803
    ,
    826-27 (Ky. 2014) (quoting Talbott v. Commonthealth, 
    968 S.W.2d 76
    , 84 (Ky.
    1998)). "The question ... is whether the improper evidence was of a weight, was
    of a striking enough nature, or played a prominent enough role in the
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    Commonwealth's case to raise a reasonable possibility that it contributed to
    the conviction." 
    Id. at 827.
    With this standard in mind, examining the nature of the constitutionally
    offensive evidence in the context of the entire trial, and in light of the
    overwhelming evidence of Dickerson's guilt, we must conclude that this is just
    such a case where the improper evidence was harmless beyond a reasonable
    doubt. Simply put, we are convinced that no reasonable juror would have relied
    on the unconstitutional evidence in convicting Dickerson. Thus, there was no
    reasonable possibility that it contributed to his conviction:
    Again, four of the trailer-park witnesses interviewed by Detective
    Hamilton testified at trial. At trial, their testimony fleshed out and solidified the
    speciousness of the story about the white-headed boy. In that respect, then,
    Detective Hamilton's short summary of the other, non-testifying witnesses'
    statements was not only cumulative to the in-court witnesses' testimony, but
    also was much less compelling. The boiled-down hearsay information was
    conveyed to the jury by Detective Hamilton with his one-word response, "No,"
    to a largely unremarkable, albeit improper, question. It was hardly a salacious
    or climactic moment of the trial.
    But what further, and most definitively, demonstrates the harmlessness
    of the error is defense counsel's own closing arguments. Toward the beginning
    of his argument, defense counsel spent almost ten minutes arguing to the jury
    about why it should disregard Gladys's trial testimony (that Dickerson, alone,
    had inflicted the fatal abuse) and should, instead, believe his theory that it was
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    Gladys who had caused the child's death and who was now trying to pin it on
    him.
    To this end, defense counsel brought up how Gladys, in the midst of the
    911 call and unprompted, had cut in with the story about a bigger boy
    attacking and kicking Watson at the trailer-park playground. He then asked,
    "Does that sound like the kind of person who respects the truth, offers the
    truth? Or does that sound like a person who will say anything to get
    themselves in a better situation?" This implicit acknowledgement that the story
    was untrue became explicit a few minutes later, when he called it a "made-up
    piece of business."
    Given that his counsel made these arguments at trial, the manifest
    futility of now arguing on appeal that the detective's testimony regarding the
    made-up story prejudiced him is apparent.
    For the sake of completeness, however, we conclude by again noting the
    other voluminous evidence introduced against Dickerson, which was as
    compelling in its quantity and consistency as it was horrific in its heart-
    breaking and graphic detail. It would not be a stretch to say that there would
    have been little chance of acquittal based on the evidence of Watson's and the
    other children's injuries alone. But along with the photographic evidence and
    the testimony from the medical examiner, the children's pediatrician, and the
    child-abuse-pediatrics specialist, the Commonwealth also introduced direct
    eye-witness testimony of Dickerson's physical abuse of the children, both from
    one of his child-abuse victims (Braxton) and from his wife.
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    In addition to their detailed accounts of the almost unfathomably severe
    physical and emotional trauma Dickerson inflicted on the four children, what
    is perhaps most remarkable about these two witnesses is how well each
    witness's testimony about the abuse corroborated the other's. The significance
    of this is apparent, of course, especially given that Braxton and Gladys had not
    had any contact since Braxton's father took custody of him three months
    before Watson's death. (And neither witness heard the testimony of the other
    because, as would be expected, the parties invoked "the rule" for sequestration
    of witnesses during trial.) This marked corroboration, which was further
    substantiated by the medical proof, not only significantly bolstered their
    credibility, but rendered their testimony about Dickerson's abuse of the
    children largely, if not wholly, unassailable.
    In summation, the detective's testimony about his interviewees'
    statements was testimonial hearsay, and since they did not testify at trial and
    Dickerson was not afforded an opportunity for cross-examination of the
    unavailable witnesses, the admission of that testimony violated his Sixth
    Amendment confrontation rights under Crawford. However, because the harm,
    if any, that flowed from the admission of the improper evidence was minimal at
    best, and in light of the great strength and extent of the evidence of Dickerson's
    guilt, it is abundantly clear that the constitutional error was harmless beyond
    a reasonable doubt.
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    C. Prosecutorial misconduct does not justify reversal.
    Finally, Dickerson claims that reversal is required for several instances of
    alleged prosecutorial misconduct during the Commonwealth's cross-
    examination of the defense's medical expert and during closing argument.
    Prosecutorial misconduct is "a prosecutor's improper or illegal act
    involving an attempt to persuade the jury to wrongly convict a defendant or
    assess an unjustified punishment." Noakes v. Commonwealth, 
    354 S.W.3d 116
    ,
    121 (Ky. 2011) (alterations omitted) (quoting Black's Law Dictionary (9th ed.
    2009)). It can take a variety of forms, including improper questioning and
    improper closing argument. Duncan v. Commonwealth, 
    322 S.W.3d 81
    , 87 (Ky.
    2010).
    We will reverse for prosecutorial misconduct only if the misconduct was
    "flagrant" or if we find all of the following to be true: (1) the proof of guilt is not
    overwhelming, (2) a contemporaneous objection was made, and (3) the trial
    court failed to cure the misconduct with a sufficient admonition. Mayo v.
    Commonwealth, 
    322 S.W.3d 41
    , 55 (Ky. 2010). As to the second ground for
    justifying reversal, the three-part test for,non-flagrant errors, none of the
    alleged misconduct here will satisfy that standard because the evidence against
    Dickerson was overwhelming (as we have already explained above). In other
    words, no non-flagrant misconduct, even if it was objected to, will justify
    reversal here because "proof of the defendant's guilt was ... such as to render
    the [non-flagrant] misconduct harmless." 
    Duncan, 322 S.W.3d at 87
    .
    As a result, whether any of the alleged prosecutorial misconduct here
    requires reversal turns solely on whether it was "flagrant" so as to have
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    "render[ed] the trial fundamentally unfair." 
    Id. We use
    the following four-factor
    test to determine whether a prosecutor's improper comments constitute
    reversible flagrant misconduct: "(1) whether the remarks tended to mislead the
    jury or to prejudice the accused; (2) whether they were isolated or extensive;
    (3) whether they were deliberately or accidentally placed before the jury; and
    (4) the strength of the evidence against the accused." 
    Mayo, 322 S.W.3d at 56
    (quoting Hannah v. Commonwealth, 
    306 S.W.3d 509
    , 518 (Ky. 2010)). In the
    end, our review must center on the essential fairness of the trial as a whole,
    with reversal being justified only if the prosecutor's misconduct was "so
    improper, prejudicial, and egregious as to have undermined the overall fairness
    of the proceedings." Brewer v. Commonwealth, 
    206 S.W.3d 343
    , 349 (Ky. 2006)
    (citing Soto v. Commonwealth, 
    139 S.W.3d 827
    , 873 (Ky. 2004)); see also
    Slaughter v. Commonwealth, 
    744 S.W.2d 407
    , 411-12 (Ky. 1987) ("The required
    analysis ... must focus on the overall fairness of the trial, and not the
    culpability of the prosecutor." (citing Smith v. Phillips, 
    455 U.S. 209
    (1982)).
    With those principles in mind, we address the allegations of misconduct
    in turn.
    1. Cross-examination of defense expert witness was not flagrant
    prosecutorial misconduct.
    First, Dickerson alleges prosecutorial misconduct during the
    Commonwealth's cross-examination of his medical expert, Dr. Charles Wetli.
    Specifically, he complains about the following statement by the prosecutor: "All
    the evidence in this case has been that Watson was severely assaulted by
    Jason Dickerson the night before he died." Although he failed to acknowledge
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    as much in his brief, defense counsel immediately objected to this statement,
    and following a very brief bench conference, the Commonwealth rephrased that
    assertion of fact into a hypothetical before proceeding with questioning the
    witness. 6 No additional relief was requested or provided. While we agree that
    the prosecutor's initial statement was improper—because it was hyperbole that
    invaded the jury's fact-finding role by asserting as fact the prosecutor's own
    conclusions about the weight and credibility of the evidence—we disagree that
    it requires reversal because application of the four-factor test laid out above
    leads us to conclude that it did not rise to the level of flagrant misconduct.
    As to the first factor, it is unlikely that the jury was misled by the
    remark. When the remark was made (on the fifth day of a five-day trial), the
    jury had already heard all of the Commonwealth's and almost all of the
    defense's evidence and would have easily recognized the prosecutor's
    hyperbolic assertion for what it was and to what degree it may or may not have
    aligned with their view of that evidence. Plus, insofar as the prosecutor
    rephrased the comment before continuing questioning, the jury would have
    considered it less as an assertion of fact than as the hypothetical premise on
    which the prosecutor based his continued questioning of the witness, thus
    curing any misleading effect the assertion may have had when made. This
    factor, therefore, weighs against finding flagrancy.
    6 In relevant part, the Commonwealth's rephrased question asked, "Doctor, if
    there's evidence that's been presented in this case to say that Watson was severely
    assaulted the night before he died, perhaps as late as midnight or later—and that ...
    he was not assaulted th[e] afternoon [of the day he died] ..., you're saying that the
    autopsy results are not consistent with that?"
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    The second factor requires little discussion. The prosecutor's improper
    comment was undoubtedly isolated as it was made once, objected to, and not
    repeated. This factor, too, weighs in favor of non-flagrancy.
    As to whether the comment was made deliberately or accidentally, the
    fact that the prosecutor responded to the objection by voluntarily agreeing to
    rephrase the statement as a hypothetical, we believe, tends to demonstrate that
    his utterance of the objectionable assertion was more accidental than
    deliberate. Again, he did not repeat the improper remark. Thus, while perhaps
    less clear than the first two factors, we believe that this factor too weighs
    against finding the improper comment flagrant.
    Lastly, as to the fourth factor concerning the strength of the evidence, we
    have already made clear how strong the evidence of Dickerson's guilt was. This
    is yet another factor weighing in favor of finding non-flagrancy.
    With all four factors thus weighing in the Commonwealth's favor, it is
    clear that the improper comment did not rise to the level of flagrant misconduct
    and does not warrant reversal accordingly.
    Additionally, Dickerson alleges misconduct in "numerous statements of
    personal opinion" by the prosecutor and "unfairly attack[ing] Dr. Wetli during
    cross, rapid-firing multiple questions at the doctor, while refusing to allow him
    to answer." He does not elaborate any further, however, on the substance or
    character of any such alleged personal-opinion statements or purported
    machine-gun style questioning, nor does he cite where this questioning
    appears in the record. Worse still, he did not endeavor to point out any other
    specific statements or lines of questioning to substantiate these broad,
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    unsupported claims. Again, we reiterate it is the appellant's obligation under
    Civil Rule 76.12 to sift through the record and provide adequate citation
    thereto to provide this Court with the basis for a claim of relief. Dickerson
    failed to do so here. Therefore, we find this aspect of his claim of prosecutorial
    misconduct wanting.
    2. Improper closing argument statements did not rise to the level
    of flagrant misconduct to require reversal.
    Dickerson's remaining allegations of prosecutorial misconduct relate to
    numerous statements made during the Commonwealth's closing argument. In
    reviewing such claims, "we must always consider these closing arguments 'as a
    whole' and keep in mind the wide latitude we allow parties during closing
    arguments." Miller v. Commonwealth, 
    283 S.W.3d 690
    , 704 (Ky. 2009) (quoting
    Young v. Commonwealth, 
    25 S.W.3d 66
    , 74-75 (Ky. 2000)).
    First, he complains about the prosecutor's statement toward the
    beginning of his argument: "I've been doing this for going on 16 years, and I've
    seen a lot, but I've never seen anything like this." Defense counsel immediately
    objected to this statement of personal opinion and experience, and following a
    brief bench conference, the trial court directed the Commonwealth's Attorney
    to "move it along." The prosecutor made no further reference to his personal
    experience, and no additional relief was requested.
    Applying the four-factor test above, we conclude that this did not
    constitute flagrant misconduct. It did not tend to mislead the jury and was not
    particularly prejudicial. The personal sentiment behind the statement was
    uttered only this one, isolated time and was not revisited. And even if it were
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    deliberate, the strength of the damning evidence against Dickerson militates
    against finding that it was flagrant misconduct.
    Next, Dickerson complains about what he characterizes as the
    prosecutor's closing-argument statements "repeatedly interjecting his personal
    opinions that the Defendant [wa]s 'stupid,' a ``moron,' evil,' 'bogus,' and 'full of
    crap."' Again, he failed to include any specific citations to the record to point
    out the actual statements that formed the basis of his claim. However, because
    our full consideration of the prosecutorial misconduct claims necessitated our
    independent review of the entirety of the Commonwealth's closing argument,
    we came across the statements his claim appears to allude,to. However, upon
    listening to the full comments in context, it is clear that Dickerson's argument
    is somewhat misleading.
    Despite Dickerson's characterization of them as such, none of the
    prosecutor's remarks specifically attached those complained-about terms to
    Dickerson himself. Instead, the prosecutor argued that "what this man did [to
    the children] was evil"; that Dickerson, in his responses to police upon first
    being questioned, had not sounded like someone that was innocent but,
    instead, had sounded like someone that already knew what had happened and
    was trying to think of "some kind of crap" to get out of it; that during
    questioning by police a second time following arrest, "any moron" would have
    understood they were talking about murder and not just abuse; and that the
    swing-set story was "stupid," "bogus," and a "bunch of crap" (which, as
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    discussed above, were sentiments already raised by defense counsel during his
    closing argument to attack the credibility of Gladys Dickerson 7).
    We need not reach the question whether these alleged "interject[ions] of
    personal opinion" rise to the level of flagrant misconduct because we do not
    believe they constituted misconduct at all. First, all of the comments must be
    viewed through the lens of the wide latitude counsel is afforded in closing
    arguments. They are, after all, just that—arguments. "A prosecutor may
    comment on tactics, may comment on evidence, and may comment as to the
    falsity of the defense position." Slaughter v. Commonwealth, 
    744 S.W.2d 407
    ,
    412 (Ky. 1987). As this Court has previously held, the prosecutor does not
    exceed the proper bounds of closing argument by characterizing the defense
    theory as "stupid." See Stopher v. Commonwealth, 
    57 S.W.3d 787
    , 805-06 (Ky.
    2001); see also 
    Slaughter, 744 S.W.2d at 412
    (approving criticism of defense
    counsel for presenting a "great octopus" defense and pulling a "scam," and
    questioning counsel's intelligence). And we have long recognized that it is
    permissible for prosecutors to comment on the veracity or credibility of
    witnesses. Chumbler v. Commonwealth, 
    905 S.W.2d 488
    , 503 (Ky. 1995) (citing
    Cavins v. Commonwealth, 
    272 S.W.2d 656
    (Ky. 1954)). Finally, this Court has
    consistently held it is proper for prosecutors to express personal opinions
    about defendants' guilt that are based on the evidence in the case. See, e.g.,
    7 And, for a little context, it is clear from the prosecutor's statements during
    closing that the only reason he even mentioned the "bogus" story during closing was
    because defense counsel himself had brought it up during his argument to attack
    Gladys's credibility. The prosecutor then smartly pointed out to the jury, although it
    was unlikely that it was lost on any of them, that the defendant himself had tried to
    sell the same "stupid" story to police during both of his recorded statements.
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    Slaughter, 744 S.W.2d at 412
    (holding reference to defendant as a "bit of evil"
    permissible). It follows, then, that the comments at issue here were not
    improper, let alone misconduct, flagrant or otherwise.
    Finally, Dickerson alleges misconduct in certain closing-argument
    statements disparaging the credibility of Dr. Wetli. Specifically, after pointing
    out how the two-part conclusion in the expert's report regarding the timeframe
    of Watson's fatal injuries was inherently self-contradictory—and labeling the
    expert's opinion thus "illogical" and "worthless"—the prosecutor's closing-
    argument criticism of Dr. Wetli continued as follows:
    Commonwealth: If anybody thought I was being too rough, being
    too hard on him [during cross-examination], I'm
    sorry. But it offends me—and it ought to offend
    you—when a man comes in here and takes facts
    and twists them for a dollar, when we have a
    dead child here. And if I acted outraged, it's
    because I was outraged. He's a hired gun that
    says whatever the person paying him the money
    to say, that's what he says.
    Defense Counsel: For the record, your honor, we object to this.
    Trial Court:        Noted.
    The prosecutor then shifted to discussing the fee Dr. Wetli was paid to testify in
    this case and how much he had been paid in total per year (about $500,000)
    doing nothing but testifying as an expert witness since he retired from being a
    coroner in 2006. The argument then turned to comparing Dr. Wetli to the other
    medical experts who testified in the case, Dr. Rolf and Dr. Currie, noting their
    qualifications and perceived lack, of bias, before asking the following:
    Commonwealth: "Who you gonna believe? ... You gonna believe
    [Dr. Rolf and Dr. Currie]? Or some hired whore
    who comes in here and tells you all this crap
    and has become a multimillionaire on the backs
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    of dead children like Watson Adkins, is that who
    you're gonna believe?
    Defense Counsel: Note our objection, your honor.
    Trial Court:       Sustained. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
    you are to disregard [the Commonwealth's
    Attorney's] description of Dr. Wetli regarding the
    term "whore."
    No further relief was requested. And the prosecutor moved on to discuss other
    evidence in the case without further comment on Dr. Wetli.
    We agree with Dickerson that the foregoing closing-argument remarks
    were improper. While counsel is permitted to comment on the credibility of
    witnesses and perceived weaknesses in the other party's case, these comments,
    in their totality, exceeded the bounds of permissible commentary.
    To be sure, it is not improper, as a general matter, to comment on a
    witness's credibility and possible bias through, for example, pointing out how
    much he was paid to give his opinion in this and other cases, if such comments
    are supported by the evidence. Indeed, several of these comments, taken alone,
    were certainly proper. We have no intention, for example, for the commonly
    used phrase "hired gun" to be eliminated from the lexicon of our trial lawyers
    out of fear of violating this opinion. Cf. Hale v. Commonwealth, 
    396 S.W.3d 841
    , 850-51 (Ky. 2013) (characterizing "no harm done" defense as "offensive"
    was not improper).
    But when considered as a whole, the prosecutor's remarks here went too
    far in conveying inflammatory, emotional expressions of personal offense and
    "outrage," as well as particularly provocative claims that the witness had gotten
    wealthy at the expense of murdered children. This is inarguably outside the
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    bounds of proper argument and is unbefitting of a prosecutor who, above all
    else, is tasked with seeking a fair and true verdict based on the evidence in the
    case. "[I]t is his duty to see that no statement that is calculated to ... stir up
    prejudice in [the jurors'] minds is made." BoWling v. Commonwealth, 
    279 S.W.2d 23
    , 25 (Ky. 1955). It is clear that the prosecutor violated that duty here.
    That these remarks were improper alone does not end our inquiry,
    however, because again reversal is justified only if the improper closing-
    argument comments were flagrant and, as such, rendered the trial
    fundamentally unfair. So to determine whether the improper comments require
    reversal, we must again refer back to the four-factor test for flagrancy.
    As to the first factor, while we do not believe the remarks mislead the
    jury, they did tend to prejudice Dickerson. They contained incendiary
    expressions of the prosecutor's personal ire towards the defense expert and
    were certainly geared towards evoking a similar emotional response in the jury.
    Their probable effect, then, was to encourage the jury to summarily reject the
    expert's opinion—which was, of course, the tenuous foundation on which the
    viability of Dickerson's "alibi" defense depended—as not only incredible, but
    worthy of scorn. Obviously, this factor weighs in Dickerson's favor.
    As to the second factor, the prosecutor's improper closing-argument
    comments about Dr. Wetli were isolated. Of the Commonwealth's
    approximately one-and-one-half-hour closing argument at the conclusion of
    the five-day trial, the prosecutor's entire discussion of Dr. Wetli lasted only
    about five minutes. And the improper comments, including defense counsel's
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    objections and the trial court's admonition, constituted only about one minute
    of that time. So this factor weighs in the Commonwealth's favor.
    The third factor, on the other hand, weighs against the Commonwealth
    because there can be little, if any, doubt that the prosecutor put them before
    the jury quite deliberately. It cannot be reasonably argued that it was only by
    accident that the prosecutor let slip in front of the jury his belief that the
    defense expert had gotten rich on the "backs of dead children" and that they
    should be as "outraged" about it as him. Thus, this factor too weighs in
    Dickerson's favor.
    Finally, as we note throughout this opinion, the fourth factor—the
    strength of the evidence of Dickerson's guilt—greatly weighs in the
    Commonwealth's favor.
    Therefore, the results of the four-factor test for flagrancy are a relative
    wash: two factors weigh in Dickerson's favor, and two weigh in the
    Commonwealth's. When faced with such a "state of relative equipoise," to
    determine whether relief is appropriate, we must revert to the overarching
    focus of appellate review of prosecutorial misconduct: "an examination of the
    trial as a whole to determine if the improper comments undermined the
    essential fairness of [Dickerson's] trial." 
    Mayo, 322 S.W.3d at 57
    .
    In assessing whether the prosecutor's improper statements about
    Dr. Wetli rendered Dickerson's trial fundamentally unfair, the significance of
    the mountainous evidence against him cannot be understated. The
    fundamental-fairness inquiry, in essence, turns on whether the prosecutor's
    comments risked causing the jury to convict Dickerson based on inflamed
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    passions or prejudice, rather than the evidence. In this regard, we are
    convinced that the jury based its guilty verdict on the detailed and essentially
    irrefutable medical, photographic, and testimonial evidence of the extensive
    physical trauma incurred by Watson and the other children; the expert
    opinions from Drs. Rolf and Currie explaining how those injuries could have
    reasonably only been caused by severe physical abuse; and the testimony of
    Braxton describing (and acting out), in graphic detail, the various means by
    which Dickerson had exacted such abuse.
    In addition to this overwhelmingly compelling proof of guilt, there was
    substantial other testimony elicited from numerous other sources—neighbors,
    family members, friends, etc.—that, while being less direct or only
    circumstantial evidence of guilt, was nevertheless highly incriminating and
    corroborative of the direct proof. We are unconvinced that the jury's verdict was
    based on anything other than this voluminous, compelling body of evidence of
    Dickerson's guilt.
    In addition, it is also relevant that the trial court took corrective action,
    admonishing the jury to disregard the "whore" descriptor. While this
    admonition, standing alone, would likely have been insufficient to wholly cure
    the improper comments, it is nevertheless a factor to consider when evaluating
    how the comments affected the overall fairness of the trial. This is especially so
    given that Dickerson received all (or, rather, more) relief from the trial court
    than he sought in making his contemporaneous objection (which, as it were,
    was none). As in Mayo, we decline to find on appeal that the trial court should
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    have taken even more initiative than it did here to grant Dickerson more relief
    than he requested. 
    See 322 S.W.3d at 57
    .
    In conclusion, while the improper remarks about Dr. Wetli were certainly
    troubling, they were not so egregious or prejudicial to have undermined the
    fairness of Dickerson's trial as a whole. That notwithstanding, counsel should
    take caution not to replicate the prosecutor's error here. Our holding is
    particular to this case and should not be read as allowing these kinds of
    personal, emotive attacks on witnesses to be made with impunity; such
    comments are undoubtedly improper, far-exceed the permissible bounds of
    closing arguments, and will often justify reversal in future cases.
    III. Conclusion
    Because none of Dickerson's claims of error require reversal, the
    judgment of conviction and sentence of the Floyd Circuit Court is affirmed.
    Minton, C.J.; Cunningham, Hughes, Keller and Venters, JJ., concur.
    Wright, J., not sitting.
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    COUNSEL FOR APPELLANT:
    Ned Barry Pillersdorf
    Pillersdorf, Derossett & Lane
    124 West Court Street
    Prestonsburg, Kentucky 41653
    COUNSEL FOR APPELLEE:
    Andy Beshear
    Attorney General
    Leilani K. M. Martin
    Assistant Attorney General
    Office of Criminal Appeals
    Office of the Attorney General
    1024 Capital Center Drive
    Frankfort, Kentucky 40601
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