United States v. George ( 2014 )


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  •           United States Court of Appeals
    For the First Circuit
    No. 12-2373
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
    Appellee,
    v.
    ROBERT A. GEORGE,
    Defendant, Appellant.
    APPEAL FROM THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF MASSACHUSETTS
    [Hon. Nathaniel M. Gorton, U.S. District Judge]
    Before
    Thompson, Stahl, and Kayatta,
    Circuit Judges.
    Robert M. Goldstein for appellant.
    Mark T. Quinlivan, Assistant United States Attorney, with whom
    Carmen M. Ortiz, United States Attorney, was on brief, for
    appellee.
    July 30, 2014
    THOMPSON, Circuit Judge.
    Overview
    We write today about the curious case of Robert George,
    a criminal-lawyer-turned-convict.      Our story — which we narrate in
    the light most favorable to the government, see United States v.
    Acosta-Colón, 
    741 F.3d 179
    , 191 (1st Cir. 2013) — starts in a
    Massachusetts town, sometime in early 2009.       Standing in line to
    buy coffee at a Dunkin' Donuts, George bumped into ex-con Ronald
    Dardinski.     The two went back a ways.      George had represented
    Dardinski in a couple of criminal proceedings.      And Dardinski had
    wanted George to represent him in another criminal matter too, a
    larceny scheme where he had "sold" some repossessed cars that were
    not his to sell, pocketing $750,000 from would-be buyers without
    giving them the autos.     Dardinski had told George "everything"
    about the repo scam but hired another lawyer instead and eventually
    did four years in prison after pleading guilty to state-larceny
    charges.     Money has long been a sore spot between the men, with
    Dardinski convinced that George had overcharged him in the other
    cases.     Indeed, as recorded on tapes from prison, Dardinski had
    told his girlfriend that if George did not pay up, then "when I get
    out, I'm going to go smash his head in."         Anyway, reunited at
    Dunkin' Donuts, George asked Dardinski, "Oh, what did you ever do
    with all that money?" — little did George know about Dardinski's
    head-smashing threat, apparently.       "I still have a bunch of it
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    hidden," Dardinski said.     "Well," George shot back, "I can get rid
    of it for you."      As he was leaving, Dardinski promised to call
    George once he figured out "what was what."1    And he later would —
    but not before telling DEA Special Agent Joseph Tamuleviz about his
    run-in with George and agreeing to become a paid informant against
    his erstwhile attorney.2    Dardinski, by the way, did not pull agent
    Tamuleviz's name out of a hat — he called him because he had worked
    as an informant for him before.
    Spanning nearly two years, the ensuing investigation
    involved the usual investigative techniques, like tape-recorded
    conversations and police surveillance.        To give the reader a
    glimpse of how George's scheme played out, we thumbnail it this
    way, adding further facts later as we discuss specific issues.
    During a follow-up meeting, George told Dardinski that he
    had a mortgage broker who could clean the repo-scam money (or so a
    jury under the circumstances could easily conclude).      "[I]f this
    guy isn't alright, you can hold me 100% responsible," Dardinski
    taped George saying.       Dardinski said that he had to hide some
    "coke" money too.    George announced at their next conclave — held
    in George's Lexus — that the broker had "agreed to do the rest," an
    apparent allusion to the coke money.     And he explained the plot's
    1
    George argues that Dardinski was lying, but the jury was
    entitled to believe otherwise. See 
    id. 2 "DEA"
    is an acronym for the Drug Enforcement Administration.
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    particulars:    Dardinski would give the broker $100,000, who would
    then cut him an $80,000 check from East Coast Mortgage's account
    and pocket the rest as a fee.
    Thanks to George, Dardinski eventually hooked up with the
    broker, Michael Hansen.    "How many times do you think you'll need
    it?" Hansen asked Dardinski when they met in person, referring to
    his laundry services.     "Probably ten," Dardinski said.    "That a
    boy!" an excited Hansen shouted. Two times Dardinski handed Hansen
    $100,000.   And two times Hansen gave Dardinski a check for $80,000
    made out to Crane Industries, a fake company set up by the DEA.
    Agents then contacted Hansen, who agreed to cooperate with the
    government.    George had told Dardinski that he was not getting a
    cent on the deals.     But that was a big lie, George told Hansen.
    And Hansen ended up paying George $20,000 for helping to make the
    transactions happen.
    While this laundering was going on, George also told
    Dardinski that he would pay him a fee for client referrals.       So
    Dardinski introduced him to "Angel," a supposed drug-dealing friend
    of his who was really undercover officer Pedro Nieves.      The coke
    money he had laundered through Hansen had come from drug sales
    involving this dealer, Dardinski told George.     "Angel" later gave
    George a $25,000 cash retainer.     That same day, George deposited
    $9,000 in cash into an account at a Bank of America branch located
    in Needham, Massachusetts.      Twelve minutes later, he deposited
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    $8,000 in cash into that account at a different Bank of America
    branch located a half mile away.           Two weeks later, George gave
    Dardinski a $2,500 check payable to Crane Industries.         Written on
    the same account into which George had deposited the $17,000, this
    check represented Dardinski's "cut" of the retainer. The check had
    "office disposal" on the memo line, even though Dardinski had not
    done a lick of office-disposal work for George.
    All this, and more, led to George's arrest, indictment,
    and jury conviction for money-laundering conspiracy (count 1),3
    aiding    and     abetting   money   laundering   (counts   2-3),4   money
    laundering (counts 4-6),5 and structuring financial transactions to
    avoid reporting them (count 7).6       Following the verdict, the judge
    sentenced George to 42 months in prison.          The judge also ordered
    him to forfeit his Lexus.
    George now appeals his convictions, his sentence, and the
    forfeiture judgment, challenging several of the judge's rulings
    along the way. Though passionately presented, his arguments do not
    persuade.       So at the end of the day, we affirm the judge in all
    respects.
    3
    See 18 U.S.C. §§ 1956(h), 1957.
    4
    See 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 1956(a)(3).
    5
    See 18 U.S.C. § 1956(a)(3).
    6
    See 31 U.S.C. § 5324(a)(1).
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    Sufficiency Issues
    George had asked for a judgment of acquittal at the close
    of all the evidence.   The judge orally denied the request without
    prejudice to his reconsidering the motion after the jury's verdict.
    George later moved post-verdict for a judgment of acquittal or new
    trial.   But the judge denied that motion in a margin order.
    A   disappointed     George   claims   the    judge    got   the
    sufficiency ruling all wrong. As he tells it, the government never
    proved four things:    first, that he and Hansen had conspired to
    launder illegally-gathered money, as count 1 alleged — i.e., money
    derived from "specified unlawful activity," to use some legal
    lingo; second, that he had aided and abetted the Dardinski/Hansen
    transactions, as counts 2-3 alleged; third, that the specified
    unlawful activity underlying counts 1-3 was wire fraud; and fourth,
    that the $2,500 George used to cover his check to Dardinski came
    from the $25,000 "Angel" had given him, as count 6 alleged.
    Tackling these preserved claims, we review the evidence (direct and
    circumstantial) afresh and in a prosecution-friendly light, making
    all   reasonable   inferences     and    credibility    choices   in    the
    government's favor.    See, e.g., 
    Acosta-Colón, 741 F.3d at 190-91
    .
    Ultimately, George must show that after viewing the evidence this
    way, no sensible jury could have convicted him.          See 
    id. at 191.
    And of course, it matters not whether his conduct looks squeaky-
    clean when seen in splendid isolation — nor need the government's
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    evidence rule out every hypothesis consistent with his innocence,
    provided the record supports a guilt-beyond-a-reasonable-doubt
    finding.   See United States v. Polanco, 
    634 F.3d 39
    , 45 (1st Cir.
    2011). No surprise, then, that "a sufficiency challenge is a tough
    sell," 
    id. at 45-46,
    and for reasons described below, we decline to
    buy what George is selling.
    (1)
    Conspiracy
    Kicking    things   off,    George   challenges   his    count-1
    conviction under § 1956(h).     That section criminalizes conspiracy
    to commit money laundering in violation of §§ 1956 or 1957.
    Section 1956(a)(1)(B)(i), in turn, criminalizes the conduct of any
    person who carries out a financial transaction knowing both that
    the funds involved arose from "some form of unlawful activity" and
    that the transaction is "designed in whole or in part . . . to
    conceal or disguise the nature, the location, the source, the
    ownership, or the control of the proceeds of specified unlawful
    activity."      And § 1957(a) criminalizes "knowingly" engaging in a
    monetary transaction in "property of a value greater than $10,000"
    that is also "derived from specified unlawful activity."           For both
    statutes, "specified unlawful activity" includes wire fraud and
    felony drug offenses.     See §§ 1956(c)(7)(A) (referencing 18 U.S.C.
    §   1961(1)),     1957(f)(3)(emphasizing    that   "specified      unlawful
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    activity" for § 1957 purposes has the meaning given in § 1956).7
    Noting that a conspiracy is an agreement between two or more
    persons to commit a crime, see United States v. Tum, 
    707 F.3d 68
    ,
    74-75 (1st Cir. 2013) (discussing conspiracy essentials), George
    wants us to conclude that prosecutors failed to prove that he and
    Hansen ever agreed to launder money that they believed came from
    wire fraud or drug trafficking.            But this we cannot do.          Just
    consider    the   following    evidence,   sketched     in   the   light   most
    pleasing to the government, with all credibility issues resolved in
    its favor:
    George knew every dirty detail behind Dardinski's repo
    caper, having gotten them straight from Dardinski's mouth when
    Dardinski was looking for a lawyer to help deal with the fallout
    from that caper.        So a rational jury could easily conclude that
    when George asked Dardinski what he had done with "all that money"
    and then said that "I can get rid of it for you," George was
    referring    to   the   loot   Dardinski   had   made   from   that   illegal
    activity.
    7
    George sort of hints that the government had to prove that
    he knew the exact origin of the laundered funds.       But neither
    statute requires any such thing. See § 1956(c)(1) (declaring that
    it is enough that one knows that the proceeds came from "some form,
    though not necessarily which form," of felony under federal or
    state law); § 1957(c) (providing that one need not know "that the
    offense from which the criminally derived property was derived" is
    one of those "specified unlawful activit[ies]" listed in the
    statutes); see also United States v. Cedeño-Pérez, 
    579 F.3d 54
    , 59
    (1st Cir. 2009).
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    On the heels of his "I can get rid of it for you"
    comment, George told Dardinski — over the course of two different
    recorded conversations, one of which took place in George's Lexus
    — that he had a mortgage-broker "guy" who would take Dardinski's
    "hundred grand" and "cut [Dardinski] a check from his company, East
    Coast Mortgage, for $80,000."    George at one point also said that
    he would tell the broker — who of course turned out to be Hansen —
    that "we're all set to go."      Based on this evidence, a sensible
    jury could find that George and Hansen had reached an understanding
    at some point about how to launder Dardinski's illegally-gained
    money.
    "I gotta hide" some "coke" money too, Dardinski confessed
    to George during the first of their recorded tête-à-têtes.        And
    George clued him in at their next meeting that the broker had
    "agreed to do the rest."    Dardinski complained that the fee he was
    about to pay for the laundering was too high.    Explaining why the
    fee was what it was, George said that the broker had said, "'I'm
    doing a huge favor. . . .     I don't even know [Dardinski].'"   From
    this evidence, a levelheaded jury could also deduce that George and
    Hansen had agreed to launder Dardinski's criminally-acquired funds.
    To help the two get together, George gave Dardinski
    Hansen's cell-phone number.    And when Dardinski and Hansen finally
    met, Dardinski made clear (in yet another recorded meeting) that he
    had "a ton of money stashed here, there, and everywhere" and
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    suggested that they do a hundred grand first and more later once
    they get comfortable with each other.            "Was it worth it?" an
    interested Hansen asked Dardinski, with the first "it" referring to
    Dardinski's stint in prison for the larceny crime.            "I did four
    years," Dardinski replied — to which Hansen said, "Yeah.          Fuck it.
    It's worth it."     Dardinski twice gave Hansen $100,000 (all DEA-
    supplied money). The first time he told Hansen that "we'll do this
    one and then I'll do a bunch more," adding that he had "all that
    money from the coke too." "Alright," said Hansen. The second time
    Dardinski warned Hansen not to "ride around with" the money because
    "[t]here's probably fuckin' coke" on it.          "Oh jeez" was Hansen's
    response.    And each time Hansen gave Dardinski an $80,000 check
    payable to Crane Industries, the fictitious DEA-undercover company.
    And speaking of payouts, George had told Dardinski that he "wasn't
    making any money" on these deals.         But "[t]hat's something I made
    up," George admitted to Hansen.         Ultimately, Hansen gave George
    $20,000, saying "the deal's half," and "I want the slate even."
    The net effect of all this is that a grounded jury could again
    infer that George and Hansen had settled on a plan to clean
    Dardinski's dirty money.
    Desperate for a way to show that he never agreed to
    launder ill-gotten gains, George points to evidence suggesting that
    Dardinski   had   "lots   and   lots"   of   legitimate   money   from   his
    repossession business that he wanted to hide from the government.
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    And he invites us to infer that all his deal discussions with
    Dardinski focused on money Dardinski had earned honestly and so
    find that the deal-discussion evidence did not — in his words, with
    his emphasis — "constitute sufficient evidence . . . that George
    agreed to launder criminally-derived money."        His argument has at
    least two problems, however.     One, caselaw "compels us to draw all
    reasonable inferences in the government's favor, not his."         
    Tum, 707 F.3d at 73
    .   Two, even if we assume for argument's sake that
    this is a "plausible theory of innocence," George gains nothing,
    "because the issue is not whether a jury rationally could have
    acquitted but whether it rationally could have found guilt beyond
    a reasonable doubt."     See United States v. Seng Tan, 
    674 F.3d 103
    ,
    107 (1st Cir. 2012).       And again, the recorded conversations —
    viewed in the proper light — gave the jury plenty of reasons to
    conclude that the conspirators were laundering Dardinski's dirty
    money, not simply hiding his clean money.
    The   bottom    line   is   that   this   phase   of George's
    sufficiency challenge fails.     So we soldier on.
    (2)
    Aiding and Abetting
    George next complains about the adequacy of the evidence
    on counts 2 and 3, which charged him with aiding and abetting the
    two money-laundering deals.      For those not in the know, an aider
    and abetter is (broadly speaking) someone who knowingly assisted a
    crime's commission, wanting it to succeed.           See, e.g., United
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    States v. Davis, 
    717 F.3d 28
    , 33 (1st Cir. 2013); 
    Polanco, 634 F.3d at 44
    . George stresses that he had told Dardinski before the first
    transaction that he wanted nothing to do with any deal.          And he
    insists that for long stretches he did nothing to further any deal.
    So parroting the aiding-and-abetting definition, he contends that
    the evidence does not adequately show that he "participated in the
    Hansen/Dardinski transactions, or sought by his actions to make
    them succeed."    Color us unpersuaded.
    Eyeing the record from the prosecution's perspective (as
    we now must), see 
    Polanco, 634 F.3d at 45
    , we remind the reader
    that after talking the talk about how he could "get rid of"
    Dardinski's larceny-related money, George then walked the walk —
    getting Hansen involved, giving Dardinski Hansen's contact info,
    explaining to Dardinski how Hansen would clean the cash, etc. Here
    are   snippets   from   recorded   conversations   between   George   and
    Dardinski to help make our point — separated by asterisks, the
    first is from a chat that occurred shortly after their coffee-shop
    run-in and the second is from one that occurred a few weeks after
    that:
    DARDINSKI:     You're sure this guy's alright,
    right?
    GEORGE: Oh my good God. Well, I'll tell you
    what — I will tell you what:    if this guy
    isn't   alright,  you   can hold   me  100%
    responsible for anything.
    DARDINSKI:   You know, it's a hundred grand.
    It's a hundred grand.
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    GEORGE: Well I need to tell ya — you don't
    have a worry in the world with this guy.
    DARDINSKI: Alright. And I'm not gonna have
    to pay no taxes? Nothing — it's never gonna
    come back to me?
    GEORGE:    Nope.    It's his responsibility.
    What's he [sic] gonna do is give you the check
    that you need. Now you gotta give me — ah,
    you know I can't do it — I have to have it.
    I'll call him up. I'll tell him we're all set
    to go.
    * * *
    GEORGE: I'll tell you one thing, though. I
    just talked to the guy a second ago.   Umm,
    he's sitting in his office, and, and if I
    don't call him — [y]ou know this is the way
    he's with me now. I don't call him, I don't
    call him, it's all done. . . .
    DARDINSKI:   Alright. . . .
    . . . .
    GEORGE: You're, you're paying a guy two, you
    know, you're paying a guy two points on a
    hundred dol — to, to, cut a, to cut you a
    check for 80 dol — I'm not doing anything
    wrong because I'm not benefitting from it.
    DARDINSKI:   Okay.
    . . . .
    GEORGE: Okay, so you're telling me I gotta
    tell this guy what time?
    DARDINSKI: I don't know. That's the thing.
    It's traffic and the weather, and my boss,
    um —
    GEORGE:   Just so you know about this guy,
    okay —
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    DARDINSKI:   I'll call you back and by five
    o'clock I'll call you.
    GEORGE: Can I just tell you something about
    this guy? We don't do this, we're done with
    him.
    DARDINSKI:   Okay.
    Obviously, then, the evidence is quite sufficient to support the
    aiding-and-abetting convictions.
    Scrambling for a way around the problem, George writes
    that he cannot be an aider and abetter because he "clearly told
    Dardinski" in a recorded conversation nine days before the first
    transaction went down that he wanted nothing to do with any deal
    with Hansen. True, some transcripts of the just-mentioned recorded
    confab reveal George telling Dardinski that "I'm not involved" and
    that "you can tell [Hansen] what I said."         But other things George
    said cut the other way — for example, when Dardinski said that
    Hansen wanted to make the deal's first check out to George, George
    responded, "You tell him unless he calls and discusses it with me,
    not to make checks out, not to make any check out to me."                 A
    reasonably-minded    jury   taking   the   view    most   helpful   to   the
    government could find that a cautious George did not want an
    $80,000 check made payable to him unless he and Hansen were on the
    same page.    And a logical jury could also conclude that George did
    not like talking shop over the phone and so sprinkled in words
    suggesting his unwillingness to do anything illegal just in case
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    the police were listening in.8        We offer this vignette to show how
    George   wanted   to   avoid   like    the   plague   any   over-the-phone
    discussions of what he called "money laundering" deals.           It is a
    conversation between George and Hansen four months after the second
    deal (remember, "Ronnie" is Dardinski):
    GEORGE: He says to me, he calls me. I was
    just happy you were doing the deal because I
    said to myself, "that damn fucking Hansen
    knows I wasn't full of shit and he knows I
    didn't take the deal somewhere else."
    HANSEN:     Yeah.
    GEORGE: But, he says Hans[e]n wants you, or
    Hans[e]n asked me to ask you, he will cut the
    check to you and then you put it in your
    account, and then you'll cash the check or cut
    me a check. In other words, a 'double-mummo',
    money laundering. And I said, he said it on
    the fucking telephone, right?     Now at this
    point I'm saying, "Should I call Hans[e]n up
    who won't take my call? And just tell him not
    to talk to this guy on the phone; I don't know
    what's going on here, you know."        And I
    said[,] "Ronnie, what the fuck would I run a
    check through my account that I'm not making
    any money on?" In other words, that wasn't
    even the right answer.
    8
    One could read George's brief as suggesting that he withdrew
    from any criminal endeavor and thus could not be an aider and
    abetter.   But to the extent he pushes that claim, he cites no
    authority that withdrawal is a defense to aiding-and-abetting
    crimes. The government, contrastingly, reminds us that this is an
    open question in our circuit — one on which our sibling circuits
    "appear to be divided," the government stresses, citing United
    States v. Burks, 
    678 F.3d 1190
    , 1195-96 (10th Cir. 2012)
    (collecting cases). Consequently, any argument by George of that
    sort is waived because it is (at best) only perfunctorily raised in
    his brief. See, e.g., United States v. Maldonado, 
    708 F.3d 38
    , 46
    n.7 (1st Cir. 2013); United States v. Sanchez, 
    354 F.3d 70
    , 80 n.4
    (1st Cir. 2004).
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    (Emphasis added.)
    George also insists that he did not talk to Dardinski in
    the four months leading up to the first deal, that the only
    recorded conversations between him and Hansen occurred after both
    deals had gone down, that there was no evidence that he had done "a
    single thing to further any transaction" during certain periods,
    and that some recordings showed he had no idea "the transactions
    occurred, much less know their structure."             But what does him in
    here is that "a 'culpable aider and abetter need not perform the
    substantive offense, be present when it is performed, or be aware
    of the details of its execution.'"         
    Davis, 717 F.3d at 33
    (quoting
    United States v. Garcia-Rosa, 
    876 F.2d 209
    , 217 (1st Cir. 1989),
    vacated on other grounds by Rivera-Feliciano v. United States, 
    498 U.S. 954
      (1990)).    So   the   fact   that   he   did   not   personally
    participate in the deals and may not have known every tidbit about
    them in no way undermines the evidentiary sufficiency of the aider-
    and-abetter finding (which again required beyond-a-reasonable-doubt
    proof that he knowingly helped another commit a crime, wanting the
    venture to pan out).
    (3)
    Wire Fraud
    A moment ago, we said count 1 of the indictment charged
    George with conspiracy to commit money laundering and counts 2-3
    charged him with aiding and abetting money laundering — with the
    money coming from wire fraud or felony drug crimes. The wire fraud
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    arose from Dardinski's repo scam, the government insisted (and
    insists still).     George argues here (as he did below) that "the
    wires had no role or part" in furthering Dardinski's repo scheme,
    meaning (at least in his mind) that there was no wire fraud to
    underpin counts 1-3.       But his theory is dead wrong, given the
    following evidence (again arrayed in the light most flattering to
    the government):
    From 2001 to 2002, Dardinski ran a franchise of American
    Lenders Service ("American," for short) in Massachusetts. Based in
    Texas,   American   is   "a    repossession    clearinghouse,"       to   quote
    Dardinski's trial testimony.         A bank looking to, say, repossess a
    car would call American, Dardinski explained, and American would
    then farm the work out to franchisees like him.          The way it worked
    here was American would fax Dardinski a repossession order from its
    Texas office, and he would repossess the car.            Unfortunately, he
    put some of those cars on a lot and told interested persons that
    they were for sale.        Buyers then handed him cash or wrote him
    checks for cars they would never get.         And these facts helped lead
    to the state-larceny charges against him.
    Turning back to George's argument that the wires did not
    further Dardinski's repo ruse, our caselaw holds that the wires'
    use need only be "incident[]" to an essential step in the scheme.
    See, e.g., United States v. Woodward, 
    149 F.3d 46
    , 63 (1st Cir.
    1998).    And   contrary      to   what   George   suggests,   the   evidence
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    satisfies that standard because without the info in the faxes —
    which are interstate wire communications, to be sure — Dardinski
    would have lost part of his supply of decoy cars.       In other words,
    the interstate faxes helped advance Dardinski's state-larceny
    scheme, even if only in an incidental way.          So this sufficiency
    attack, like his first, goes nowhere.
    (4)
    The $2,500 Check
    George   also   grumbles   about   the   sufficiency   of   the
    evidence on count 6, a money-laundering count under 18 U.S.C.
    § 1956(a)(3)(B) involving the $2,500 "client referral" check that
    he gave Dardinski.    But he is all wet on this one too.
    First, a quick fact refresher. After drug-dealer "Angel"
    (played by undercover officer Nieves) handed him the $25,000 cash
    retainer, George put the dough into his account through two
    separate deposits (minutes apart), one for $9,000, the other for
    $8,000.   He later wrote Dardinski a $2,500 check from this account
    as payment for the referral — penning "office disposal" on the
    check's memo line, even though Dardinski had not done a smidgen of
    office-disposal work for George.
    With all that in mind, George essentially makes the
    following four-step argument.     Step one:     Before he made the two
    deposits, his account had a $122.82 balance.          That same day, a
    $16,557.41 check payable to the Massachusetts Department of Revenue
    cleared his account, leaving him a $565.41 balance:        $122.82 (the
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    previous balance) + $17,000 (the cash deposits) - $16,557.41 (the
    Department of Revenue check) = $565.41.                  Of that amount, only
    $442.59 came from the two deposits: $565.41 - $122.82 (the balance
    before   the   $17,000    in   cash    deposits)     =   $442.59.    Step   two:
    Subsection (a)(3)(B) criminalizes financial transactions involving
    property "represented to be the proceeds of specified unlawful
    activity."       Step    three:       The     word   "involving"    means   that
    prosecutors had to prove that every penny used to fund the $2,500
    check came from the $25,000 cash retainer, which they failed to do,
    given his account balance.            Step four:      Ergo, we must toss his
    count-6 conviction.
    An interesting theory, but one that cannot survive close
    inspection.     Consider United States v. McGauley, 
    279 F.3d 62
    (1st
    Cir. 2002).     There we rejected an argument like the one presented
    here — in the context of a money-laundering prosecution under
    § 1956(a)(1), a provision virtually identical to § 1956(a)(3)(B):
    subsection (a)(1) deals with "property involved in a financial
    transaction represent[ing] the proceeds from some form of unlawful
    activity"; subsection (a)(3)(B) deals with "a financial transaction
    involving property represented to be the proceeds of specified
    unlawful activity."        (Emphasis added.)             Anyhow, the McGauley
    defendant deposited $155.76 of illegally-gathered gains into a bank
    account, later closed that account, divided that account's contents
    into two $49,497.40 cashier checks, deposited those checks into two
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    new accounts at a different bank, and then withdrew large sums of
    money from those 
    accounts. 279 F.3d at 70-71
    . Fighting her money-
    laundering conviction on appeal, she insisted that prosecutors had
    to — but did not — prove that the full amount of the two $49,497.40
    checks came from an illegal source.     
    Id. at 71.
       Nonsense, we
    ruled. See 
    id. To accept
    that argument would "eviscerate" § 1956,
    we said, "permitting one to avoid its reach simply by commingling
    proceeds of unlawful activity with legitimate funds." 
    Id. And she
    did not provide any cases to back up her suggestion "that there is
    a de minimis exception to § 1956 that removes from the money
    laundering prohibition transactions in which legitimate funds
    greatly outweigh illegitimate ones."    
    Id. We see
    no meaningful
    difference between the McGauley defendant's argument and George's.
    And applying McGauley's teachings to this case — which makes sense,
    given the subsections' similar wording — kiboshes George's last
    sufficiency challenge.9
    9
    Somewhat relatedly, George argues that, at a minimum, we
    must order a new trial because the judge should have told the jury
    that prosecutors "needed to prove that the money used to fund the
    $2,500 check derived from the funds represented to be drug proceeds
    by the undercover agent." But he floats that idea in a single,
    unsupported sentence: he offers no case analysis, for example, and
    never explains why the judge's actual instruction — that the
    government had to prove, among other things, "that the transaction
    involved property represented by a law enforcement officer and
    believed by the defendant to be the proceeds of unlawful activity"
    — did not do the job. Needless to say, the argument is waived.
    See, e.g., 
    Maldonado, 708 F.3d at 46
    n.7; 
    Sanchez, 354 F.3d at 80
    n.4.
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    Evidentiary Issues
    Next, George claims that the judge committed evidentiary
    error by (1) admitting Hansen's statements under the coconspirator
    exception to the hearsay rule; (2) not striking agent Tamuleviz's
    testimony about a check from Hansen made out to George's law
    office;   (3)   excluding    Hansen's   plea   colloquy   and   cooperation
    agreement; (4) admitting certain recorded conversations involving
    "Angel"; and (5) letting Dardinski and agent Tamuleviz explain what
    they thought George meant when George said during the meeting in
    the Lexus that "he's already agreed to do the rest."            None of his
    gripes requires us to reverse, however.
    (1)
    Hansen's Statements
    George's lead argument is that the judge bungled matters
    by admitting Hansen's recorded statements as non-hearsay statements
    of a coconspirator.10        See Fed. R. Evid. 801(d)(2)(E).          That
    exception applies if the judge finds it is more likely than not
    that the defendant was a coconspirator of the speaker, that the
    conspiracy existed at the time the statements were made, and that
    they were made in furtherance of the conspiracy. See, e.g., United
    10
    The groused-about statements include Hansen's (a) asking
    Dardinski how many times he would need his laundry services and
    whether doing time on the state-larceny charge was worth it;
    (b) responding "alright" to Dardinski's saying that "I'll do a
    bunch more" deals and "I got all that money from the coke too"; and
    (c) saying "oh jeez" when Dardinski warned him that "there's
    probably fuckin' coke from this guy on it."
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    States v. Petrozziello, 
    548 F.2d 20
    , 23 (1st Cir. 1977).                      How this
    works    is    that     a    judge     conditionally        admits      the    alleged
    coconspirator statements, "subject to a later finding by the
    [judge], supported by extrinsic evidence (other than the statements
    themselves)," sufficient to show the conspiracy and the speaker's
    involvement in it.          United States v. Sepúlveda-Hernández, 
    752 F.3d 22
    , 30 n.2 (1st Cir. 2014).               The judge here followed that model.
    But an unhappy George protests that he had quit the conspiracy
    before the complained-about recordings were made and so nothing
    Hansen     said      qualified   as       coconspirator     statements        made   in
    furtherance of the conspiracy.              If properly preserved, that issue
    gets    clear-error      review;     if    unpreserved,     it   gets    plain-error
    review. See United States v. Mehanna, 
    735 F.3d 32
    , 56-57 (1st Cir.
    2013). The parties spar over whether George did enough to preserve
    the issue.      But we need not say who is right, because even giving
    him the benefit of the doubt on the preservation point, George's
    withdrawal theory is not a winner.
    Withdrawal is a difficult defense, typically requiring
    evidence      that    the    accused      confessed   his   involvement        in    the
    conspiracy to the government or announced his withdrawal to his
    coconspirators. See, e.g., 
    id. at 57;
    United States v. Ciresi, 
    697 F.3d 19
    , 27 (1st Cir. 2012); United States v. Potter, 
    463 F.3d 9
    ,
    20 (1st Cir. 2006).          George did neither, though he thinks he did
    broadcast his withdrawal — twice.
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    The first time, he says, happened during the meeting in
    his Lexus with Dardinski, before Dardinski had even met Hansen.
    There, George reminds us, he told Dardinski, if "I don't" phone
    "the guy" then "it's all done."              That, obviously, was not a
    confession to the authorities.         George does not argue otherwise.
    But neither does he explain how these statements — which could
    suggest that he was champing at the bit to get a deal done —
    constituted a clear communication to coconspirator Hansen that he
    was withdrawing.       And far from disavowing the conspiracy, George
    spent a lot of time at that meeting walking Dardinski through how
    the deals would work.       He also later gave him Hansen's cell-phone
    number.    All of that devastates this line of argument.
    Which takes us to the second time George supposedly
    withdrew.     As we noted earlier (in rejecting sufficiency challenge
    number 2), George repeatedly told Dardinski days before the first
    deal that "I'm not involved" and that "you can tell [Hansen] what
    I said."       With that he became an ex-coconspirator.          Or so he
    argues.     But other things he said during that same conversation
    pour   cold    water   on   this   theory.    One   example   that   springs
    immediately to mind is his telling Dardinski to tell Hansen that
    "unless he calls and discusses it with me, not to make checks out
    . . . to me."      And do not forget that he later accepted $20,000
    from Hansen for his role in the money-laundering scheme — a cash
    grab that showed that he had been part of the conspiracy all along.
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    Ever persistent, George points to periods before and
    after the deals where he "largely" would not answer or return
    Dardinski's calls.        "Largely" is his word, not ours.        And, he
    writes, his not "speak[ing] to or engag[ing] Dardinski" proves that
    he had quit the conspiracy.        But mere cessation of activity on
    behalf of the conspiracy is not enough to show withdrawal.            See
    United States v. Piper, 
    298 F.3d 47
    , 53 (1st Cir. 2002); see also
    
    Mehanna, 735 F.3d at 57
    (holding that "[a]voiding contact with
    one's coconspirators, without more, is not in any way, shape, or
    form tantamount to abandoning the conspiracy").            And skipping
    meetings and refusing to answer calls from cooperating witnesses
    and coconspirators "constitute inaction rather than affirmative
    steps to distance himself from his prior involvement."             United
    States v. Guevara, 
    706 F.3d 38
    , 46 n.9 (1st Cir. 2013).           So this
    leg of his argument does not support his position either.
    The short of it is that the judge did not clearly err in
    admitting     Hansens's    statements   made   after   George's   alleged
    withdrawal.    Enough said about that.
    (2)
    Agent Tamuleviz's Check-Related Testimony
    During the trial, prosecutors showed agent Tamuleviz what
    was supposedly an $80,000 check from Hansen to George's law office.
    The date on it suggested that someone had written it while the
    conspiracy was going on.       The defense objected.     Agent Tamuleviz
    only knew about the check — what it was, where it came from, etc.
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    — as a result of debriefing Hansen after the conspiracy, George's
    lawyer argued.   What prosecutors are trying to do, he added, is to
    get "Hansen's declaration" — that he had penned the check during
    the conspiracy — in "through Tamuleviz for the truth of the matter
    asserted, but they're not calling Michael Hansen, so it's hearsay."
    Objection   overruled,   the   judge   said.   Agent   Tamuleviz   then
    identified the check and confirmed that he had gotten it from
    Hansen.     The defense energetically cross-questioned the agent,
    getting him to agree that Hansen had handed him the check after
    turning on George and that George had neither signed nor cashed the
    check.
    That night, the defense filed a written motion to strike
    the check and related testimony, arguing that their admission was
    improper hearsay that violated George's confrontation rights under
    Crawford v. Washington, 
    541 U.S. 36
    (2004).11          The government
    opposed.     But the judge was partially receptive to George's
    argument, ultimately ruling that he would strike the check from the
    evidence, but not agent Tamuleviz's related testimony.        And the
    judge later told the jury that he had struck the check "from the
    record," adding that "evidence that the [c]ourt orders stricken is
    11
    Oversimplifying a bit for present purposes, Crawford holds
    that the Constitution's confrontation clause bars the admission of
    "testimonial" evidence unless the witness is unavailable and the
    defendant has had a previous opportunity for cross-examination.
    
    Id. at 53-54.
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    no longer evidence in the case and must not be considered by you
    once you commence your deliberations."
    Still smarting from the judge's ruling, George argues
    that the admission of agent Tamuleviz's check-related testimony
    offended his confrontation rights under Crawford.          But we need not
    debate whether he is right, because even if an error occurred
    (something we do not decide), that error was harmless beyond a
    reasonable doubt.      See United States v. Earle, 
    488 F.3d 537
    , 542
    (1st Cir. 2007) (stressing that "[i]f a constitutional error has
    occurred, we must order a new trial unless the government has shown
    that any error was 'harmless' beyond a reasonable doubt").               We
    explain.
    Harmlessness turns on things like the importance of the
    testimony to the case, the cumulativeness of the testimony, the
    presence   or    absence    of   other     evidence      corroborating   or
    contradicting    the   testimony,    the   extent   of   permitted   cross-
    examination, and the overall strength of the government's case.
    
    Id. at 546.
        Here agent Tamuleviz's check testimony concerned a
    peripheral issue and was cumulative of other evidence that came out
    at trial — the jury, remember, heard others say how Hansen had
    suggested that he cut George a check, and that George then use the
    funds derived from that check to cut Dardinski a check.           Plus the
    judge had instructed the jury not to consider the check for any
    purpose.   And we have no reason to think that the jury failed to
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    follow the judge's command.         See generally 
    Acosta-Colón, 741 F.3d at 202
      n.13   (noting    that   "[w]e     presume   that   juries   follow
    instructions"). Also, defense counsel scored some points on cross-
    examination, getting agent Tamuleviz to confirm that Hansen had
    coughed up the check after flipping on George and that George had
    neither signed nor negotiated the check.            Last — but by no means
    least — even without the offending testimony, the damning evidence
    highlighted above underscores how strong the government's case
    against George was.       So taking everything into account, any error
    (if there was one) in admitting agent Tamuleviz's check-related
    testimony was harmless.
    (3)
    Hansen's Plea Colloquy and Cooperation Agreement
    George slams the judge for not admitting Hansen's plea
    colloquy and cooperation agreement into evidence.                 By way of
    background, George tells us that Hansen pled guilty to failing to
    file an IRS form required for cash transactions exceeding $10,000.
    Hansen never pled guilty to conspiracy or aiding and abetting,
    George adds, and the government's version of the facts at Hansen's
    plea   colloquy   never     mentioned   any    Hansen/George    agreement   to
    launder criminally-derived money either.                To George's way of
    thinking, these documents were admissible as non-hearsay admissions
    by the government (a party-opponent, George implies) that Hansen
    was not guilty of conspiracy or aiding and abetting.             See Fed. R.
    Evid. 801(d)(2) (explaining that admissions by a party-opponent are
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    not hearsay).     And if Hansen was not guilty, then neither is
    George.     Or so George suggests.   The judge deemed the documents
    irrelevant to the crimes charged against George and thought they
    would only confuse the jury.
    Even assuming for argument's sake that the contested
    papers qualified as non-hearsay under Rule 801(d)(2) — and we
    intimate no view on the question — the judge's ruling was within
    the proper exercise of his discretion.     See, e.g., 
    Polanco, 634 F.3d at 44
    (explaining that abuse-of-discretion review applies in
    situations like this).     Had the judge admitted the documents, a
    prosecutor probably would have taken the stand to explain the
    government's reasons for plea bargaining with Hansen — reasons that
    may have had nothing to do with his guilt, like getting him to
    cooperate against George, for instance.      And the reasons given
    could have been highly incriminating to George.     Also, the judge
    could have ended up with a mini-trial about a side issue — Hansen's
    innocence of charges not made — that might have confused the jury.
    Given all this, the judge abused no discretion in keeping the
    disputed documents out.    See, e.g., United States v. Bingham, 
    653 F.3d 983
    , 999 (9th Cir. 2011) (collecting cases holding that a
    judge may exclude documents like these on Fed. R. Evid. 403
    grounds).
    Hoping against hope, George argues that the judge's
    decision impaired his right to present a complete defense. But his
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    fair-trial rights were violated only if the judge abused his
    discretion in barring the evidence.        See, e.g., United States v.
    Brandon, 
    17 F.3d 409
    , 424 n.10, 444 (1st Cir. 1994).           And as we
    have concluded, the judge did not.       Consequently, this argument is
    a no-go.
    (4)
    "Angel" Conversations
    Over defense objections, the judge admitted into evidence
    — with redactions — recordings of conversations involving George,
    Dardinski, and "Angel," the supposed drug dealer looking to hire
    George who was really undercover officer Nieves.        George is okay
    with the parts that touched on whether "Angel" paid his $25,000
    retainer with dirty money.      His beef is with the other parts that,
    he says, "smeared" him as "unprofessional" — stuff he considers
    inadmissible   as   forbidden    character   evidence   that   was    more
    prejudicial than probative.      See Fed. R. Evid. 404(b), 403.        His
    opening example involves a snippet of conversation discussing bail
    jumping.   "[A]ll he" — referring to "Angel" — "cares about" is
    getting his guys "out" on bail, Dardinski explained. "I've done it
    a million times," George shot back.           "Because if they're in,
    there's more of a chance that they're gonna roll," Dardinski said,
    adding that "[i]f they're out, they go home.      He pays them."     "What
    kind of money are we looking at right now?" George asked.             "Big
    money," Dardinski replied.       "I'm making a lot here," Dardinski
    stressed, after having earlier told George that he had gotten his
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    money "from this coke guy."         "So," George said, "he's just got
    money, money, money."        Reviewing solely for abuse of discretion,
    see, e.g., United States v. Doe, 
    741 F.3d 217
    , 229 (1st Cir. 2013),
    we see no reason to reverse the judge's action.
    Evidence   of   a   defendant's   other   bad   acts   is   not
    admissible to prove his propensity to behave in a particular way.
    See Fed. R. Evid. 404(b)(1). But bad-acts evidence may be admitted
    for other purposes.     See 
    id. 404(b)(2). And
    the recordings served
    an important non-propensity purpose:       they helped paint a picture
    of George and "Angel's" relationship, bringing into bold relief
    George's understanding that "Angel" had made his money in the drug
    trade.   See 
    Doe, 741 F.3d at 230
    (finding no abuse of discretion in
    admitting evidence of defendant's past drug dealings because "it
    painted a picture of the relationship between" the defendant and
    the undercover officer, "thereby providing the jury with context
    surrounding the drug sale").
    Of course, even if admissible under Rule 404(b), bad-acts
    evidence may stay out under Rule 403 if it is "substantially" more
    prejudicial than probative. See, e.g., United States v. Sebaggala,
    
    256 F.3d 59
    , 67 (1st Cir. 2001).       Such an inquiry — involving the
    balancing of intangibles — calls on the judge to exercise judgment,
    naturally.     See, e.g., United States v. Williams, 
    717 F.3d 35
    , 41
    (1st Cir. 2013).     And the judge was equal to the task, concluding
    that the balance favored admitting some parts of the recordings but
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    excluding others.   As a further safeguard, the judge told counsel
    that he would consider any limiting instruction offered by the
    defense, and later gave George's requested instruction, telling the
    jury that "Mr. George did not engage in any unlawful behavior by
    simply accepting the undercover agent as a new client or by
    accepting the $25,000 in cash as a legal fee."     Only in extreme
    cases will we second-guess the judge's "on-the-spot judgment." 
    Id. This is
    not that case.
    (5)
    Dardinski's and Agent Tamuleviz's Testimony
    Concerning George's "agreed to do the rest" Comment
    And that leaves one remaining evidentiary issue.    Over
    defense objections, the judge let Dardinski explain what he thought
    George meant when George said during the meeting in the Lexus that
    "he's already agreed to do the rest":    Dardinski understood that
    statement to mean that George and the mortgage broker (who later
    turned out to be Hansen) "had discussed the proceeds from the drug
    money and all that, and that's where all the money was coming
    from." Also over defense objections, the judge let agent Tamuleviz
    explain what he thought George's "he's already agreed to do the
    rest" statement meant: "The rest of the money at that time," agent
    Tamuleviz testified, "would be from the money Mr. Dardinski made
    from the repossession and also from the cocaine."    George argues
    that the judge's rulings violated Fed. R. Evid. 701 — a rule that
    allows a lay witness to offer an opinion if it is rationally
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    premised on his perception, helps the jury better understand either
    his testimony or some fact in issue, and is not based on scientific
    or specialized knowledge within the scope of Rule 702 (governing
    expert opinion).       We review for abuse of discretion, see United
    States v. Muñoz-Franco, 
    487 F.3d 25
    , 36 (1st Cir. 2007), and find
    none.
    As for Dardinski, he was personally involved in this
    conversation with George, clearly. And he based his lay conclusion
    not on scientific-like knowledge but on an earlier chat he had had
    with George — you know, the one where he told George that he had
    "coke" money to launder. Also, the judge could reasonably conclude
    that this testimony would help the jury.              See United States v.
    Lizardo, 
    445 F.3d 73
    , 83 (1st Cir. 2006) (finding no abuse of
    discretion in allowing a co-defendant to testify about the meaning
    of statements that "were either deliberately ambiguous or of
    uncertain meaning").
    And as for agent Tamuleviz, he had been intimately
    involved    in   the   investigation   from   start    to   finish,   setting
    Dardinski    up    with    recording    equipment,      surveilling     every
    Dardinski/George meeting, reviewing every recording, etc.              So he
    knew that Dardinski had told George that he had "coke" money in
    need of cleaning (on top of the money from the repo scam) before
    George reported back at their next meeting that his "guy" had
    "agreed to do the rest."      Time and again we have stated that Rule
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    701 lets in "'testimony based on the lay expertise a witness
    personally acquires through experience, often on the job.'" United
    States v. Santiago, 
    560 F.3d 62
    , 66 (1st Cir. 2009) (quoting United
    States v. Maher, 
    454 F.3d 13
    , 24 (1st Cir. 2006)).                  Exactly so
    here. And given these circumstances we spot no abuse of discretion
    in the judge's course of action.        See United States v. Albertelli,
    
    687 F.3d 439
    , 447 (1st Cir. 2012) (okaying the admission of an
    agent's testimony about the meaning of recorded conversations,
    because "while not the most traditional lay opinion," the agent's
    "testimony formally meets the requirements of Rule 701, being
    rationally based on [his] perception of the conversations; helpful
    in the Rule 701 sense broadly understood; and yet not based on
    expert    knowledge   within    the   meaning   of   Rule   702")    (internal
    quotation marks and citation omitted), cert. denied 
    133 S. Ct. 2389
    (2013).
    With that and at long last, we have exhausted George's
    evidentiary challenges.        But there is still some work to do.
    New-Trial Issue
    Alleging, as he did below, that the interests of justice
    call for a new trial, George separately argues that the judge
    abused his discretion in denying his new-trial motion.                     But
    George's new-trial argument simply replays the arguments that we
    just outright rejected.        Consequently, we see no hint of abused
    discretion here.      See 
    Maldonado, 708 F.3d at 46
    .
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    Cumulative-Error Issue
    George invokes the cumulative-error doctrine in the hopes
    of   landing   a   new    trial.    We   have   spied   one   assumed   error
    (concerning agent Tamuleviz's check-related testimony) that was
    harmless to boot.          Consequently, the cumulative-error doctrine
    helps him not at all.       See United States v. DeSimone, 
    699 F.3d 113
    ,
    128 (1st Cir. 2012) (holding that "[t]he cumulative error doctrine
    is of no use to [the defendant] because the only identified error
    was harmless").
    Sentencing-Enhancement Issue
    When calculating George's sentence the judge imposed a
    six-level enhancement under § 2S1.1(b)(1)(B)(I) of the federal
    sentencing guidelines.12       That section requires the enhancement if
    "the defendant knew or believed that any of the laundered funds
    were the proceeds of, or were intended to promote[,] . . . an
    offense involving the manufacture, importation, or distribution of
    a controlled substance or a listed chemical." George questions the
    factual basis for the enhancement, claiming that prosecutors never
    proved that he knew or believed that any of the laundered money was
    drug money.        Precisely the opposite is true, however.             Don't
    forget: prosecutors played a recording of Dardinski telling George
    12
    The judge      cited USSG § 2S1.1(b)(1)(A) in applying the
    enhancer.   But §     2S1.1(b)(1)(B)(i) is the right provision, see
    United States v.      Dávila-González, 
    595 F.3d 42
    , 45-46 (1st Cir.
    2010), so that is     the one we use.
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    that he had to "hide" some "coke" money and another recording of
    George telling Dardinski that Hansen had agreed to clean "the
    rest," with "the rest" being an apparent allusion to the drug
    money.    So we spy no reversible error with the judge's enhancement
    ruling.    See United States v. Matthews, 
    749 F.3d 99
    , 105 (1st Cir.
    2014) (explaining that when it comes to enhancement decisions, "we
    review the district court's legal rulings anew, its factfinding for
    clear error, and its application of the guidelines to the case on
    a 'sliding scale' — with the scrutiny cranked up the more law-
    driven the court's decision is" (quoting United States v. Zehrung,
    
    714 F.3d 628
    , 631 (1st Cir. 2013))).
    Not    so    fast,   George       argues.   The    judge    found    the
    sentencing-enhancement facts by a preponderance of the evidence,
    not a jury using a beyond-a-reasonable-doubt standard, which he
    argues violates Apprendi v. New Jersey, 
    530 U.S. 466
    (2000), and
    Alleyne v. United States, 
    133 S. Ct. 2151
    (2013).                But because the
    enhancement    did      not   increase    a     statutory   maximum    or   minimum
    sentence, the judge did nothing wrong here.                 See United States v.
    Ramírez-Negrón, 
    751 F.3d 42
    , 48 (1st Cir. 2014).
    As a fallback, George argues that the judge should have
    applied a clear-and-convincing standard of proof.                      Our caselaw
    clearly    holds     that     the   preponderance       standard       applies   in
    circumstances like this case.             See, e.g., 
    id. So George
    strikes
    out on this theory too.
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    Forfeiture Issue
    Lastly, George criticizes the district judge for ordering
    his Lexus forfeited. That order relied on two statutes. The first
    one, 18 U.S.C. § 982(a)(1), provides that anyone found guilty of
    infracting § 1957 — criminalizing the moving around of at least
    $10,000 in illegal proceeds through a financial institution — shall
    forfeit any property "involved in" or "traceable to" the crime.
    The second one, 31 U.S.C. § 5317(c)(1)(A), declares that anyone
    found guilty of violating § 5324 — criminalizing the structuring of
    cash transactions to evade reporting requirements — shall forfeit
    any property "involved in" or "traceable" to the offense. George's
    theory is that prosecutors failed to establish a "substantial
    connection" between the car and the crimes.           In assessing this
    argument, we give fresh review to legal questions and clear-error
    review to mixed questions of law and fact.            See, e.g., United
    States v. Reiner, 
    500 F.3d 10
    , 18 (1st Cir. 2007).            So viewed,
    George's claim is a nonstarter.
    Cases discussing a civil-forfeiture statute, 21 U.S.C.
    § 881(a)(7), say that a "substantial connection" is required
    between the property to be forfeited and the criminal activity.
    See United States v. Heldeman, 
    402 F.3d 220
    , 222 (1st Cir. 2005).
    George   apparently   believes   that    the   "substantial   connection"
    standard should apply in the criminal-forfeiture context too, a
    matter expressly left open in Heldeman.        See 
    id. Today is
    not the
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    day to decide the issue, however.      That is because "[w]hatever the
    exact degree of connection required by the criminal forfeiture
    statute," the evidence sufficed to support the forfeiture. See 
    id. Recall how
    George met with Dardinski in the Lexus — a pivotal
    meeting where George explained the ins and outs of the money-
    laundering deal, which his "guy" (Hansen) had agreed to help with.
    That the meeting happened in George's Lexus rather than at his law
    office or some other public place suggests that he wanted to
    protect the crooked scheme from prying eyes and ears. We detect no
    reversible error.
    Final Words
    Our   work   over,   we   affirm   George's   convictions,   his
    sentence, and the forfeiture order entered against him.
    So ordered.
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